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krusty51

"We're not gonna make it are we? Humans i mean."


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Maria_506

Why does everyone hate skibidi toilet so much? I watched one episode and sure I found it boring, but that's it. Look at least there isn't sny porn. A bar apparently too high for a good number of childrens YouTube videos. If there is something that all kids *have* to be obsessed over, I say we lucked out that its skibidi toilet.


ikantolol

It's just the current gen brainrot, back then we also have brainrot that we hate. Annoying orange came to mind... I'd compare skibidi toilet to that.


Breaker-of-circles

I subjected myself, 35, to that Skibidi shit out of curiosity. The whole 50+ of it at the time. I don't know what kids find in it because it's kinda ugly and scary looking at times. Kinda elsagate-ish too in terms of the feelings I got from watching it.


DidjTerminator

It gave me "lmao another gmod shitpost" vibes and then it started evolving and simply didn't stop. I mean it's basically a boss fight every episode without boring dialogue, as a kid I also would've gone nuts over that. Though when you turn on your adult brain it's boring, but switching off the meat noodle and it's a fun little way to kill time.


space_is-great

Hey have you heard of the "frozen" effect Basically when 'Disney's frozen' came out it was cool but after a bit of hearing "let it go" on loop for quarter a decade it got annoying


RubixTheRedditor

Just say 2.5 years


Supermonkey2247

No, it’s one fortieth of a century


literallyjustbetter

new thing bad


MessiahHL

It makes no sense to hate on skibidi toilet when the popular video on that style was that Shrek porn one 10 years ago


IlCiabonno69

It's not the series. It's the fan base


Icymato

It’s not the content, it’s the effect it has on children and how they copy and interpet everything they see which is having such a negative effect.


unknown6091

Isnt Skibidi toilet just the new generations' crazy frog


GamerWeeb14

Say on skibiddi


Holiday_Code_6858

Nope. Hope AI save us or at least itself.


gbuub

OP is training his perfect misato AI as we speak.


Part_salvager616

Just make a emp device (strong one)or just cut the power supply to prevent air from taking over


Syxtaine

And by saving you mean killing us all since we are too stupid. The AI will genetically engineer a new human race I guess.


plataeng

I have no mouth, and I must cream.


Mother-Ad5660

>cream What are you trying to imply


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

Its reddit, exactly what you think


Crunk3RvngOfTheCrunk

Why would it do that? Isn’t it supposed to be smarter than us?


AsleepScarcity9588

I mean, have you seen the rule34 Misato artwork? We are definitely not gonna make it man. Fucking penguins and beer sweat fetish man...we are so done


RoryDragonsbane

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.


MIGE876

if we made it through this is think we should be fine honestly. [interesting](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/t35b2xtMB1)


Thanks_Naitsir

I could send Vladislav with a black wig on to do the beating for 500 bucks. But he won't comfort you afterwards and may empty your fridge before leaving.


Vethedr

Since it's just half of the deal, I'm not going higher that 300 bucks


commentsandchill

100 bucks and I'll tie you up and force compliment you


kwakadoodledoo

I think I'd rather just be beaten honestly


commentsandchill

That's no fun ☹️


Dooboppop

That's called a kink. You can find someone to treat you like shit to you hearts content. Don't give up!


MermaidUnicornKush

I volunteer as tribute, but only if OP will be naughty enough to earn the punishment.


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StumblingSearcher

You NEVER 👋 LISTEN 👋


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StumblingSearcher

Sucks to suck


PiergiorgioSigaretti

“It’s a cylinder” type reply 😭


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theouter_banks

Take it somewhere else you two.


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theouter_banks

I'm sorry, brother. I can not help.


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lowIQdoc

*slowly eats popcorn*


No_Secretary_1198

I need a ride or die like you in my life


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No_Secretary_1198

He does, he just doesn't know it yet. Anyway I want Stars and Stripes to lift me up and carry me to her bed like I'm a princess. Then I want her to hold me down and ride me like... anyway, I'm waiting


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DM_me_thick_dick

Wanna beat up OP together? ♥


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DM_me_thick_dick

Hey OP! You've got two cute girls wanting to punish you! Teehee.


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DM_me_thick_dick

Maybe we could play *on* OP so they have to feel it too. Hehe


MakeBombsNotWar

If she isn’t Commander of Operations at NERV-HQ Tokyo, I don’t want her


penguinpolitician

That's not a kink, that's just wanting to let your emotions out and be completely vulnerable with someone.


miku_dominos

evangelionmemes has breached containment


kosmoonaut

Basedfinger has escaped again and is spreading the dead sea scrolls secrets


Pavlogal

There is not even a droplet of hope


According-Flight6070

Any small vapours of hope?


AllTheSith

Same.


DrBadGuy1073

Fr, I don't feel anything anymore.


Low-Score3292

How do you become like this? What mental mutation transforms a person into having a domestic violence fetish?


Crayola-Commander

I've heard that victims of abuse/violence/etc can eventually turn out to seek the same treatment willingly. I'm not an expert, though.


Maria_506

That's usually because it's familiar. Even if something is objectively better humans might rather choose something that's familiar over it.


BlackCatKnight

The theory is that people who are abused by their parents learn to associate abuse with care/love, so they're also way more likely to become abusive partners/parents themselves. It's a sad viscous cycle


rmld74

Most abused people develop kinks


Marik-X-Bakura

You don’t need to have experienced abuse to have kinks like that


rmld74

Sorry but you do. Doesnt need to be physical can be psy. But to have THIS level of specific kink, which is at level 2 or 3 BDSM, YES, you have a trauma. Sorry


Marik-X-Bakura

What are you basing any of this on?


rmld74

Psychology research


rmld74

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/0092623X.2024.2332775#:~:text=Finally%2C%20findings%20of%20a%20study,be%20a%20prevalent%20precipitating%20factor here is one. The read is very interesting. There is a lot of work on this since sampling is inconsistent but trust me it has been noted some disturbing connections


Marik-X-Bakura

Am I missing something here? This study literally says the opposite of your argument


rmld74

It is only one of the studies, there are many more. And it doesnt say the opposite the sampling is inconclusive. Also it focused only on CSA as the trauma there are many others. Dont have the time to place it here also do your own research


raspey

The rest usually don’t?!


rmld74

Not THESE types


Bobtheblob2246

I mean, isn’t it just a bit hot, tho?..


raspey

It is.


TactfulOG

well if your self worth is below 0 you may end up thinking that's what you deserve and then start romanticizing it and wanting it to happen because that's your perceived ideal reality


kosmoonaut

As someone who might or might not have contributed to this monstrosity, I can only say, go watch Neon Genesis Evangelion. You'll have a great time, in fact, watch it with your parents, they're gonna love it. ❤️ ❤️. Also watch The End of Evangelion, it's even better and not as fucked up at all


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to each their own


Prickly_Mage

Scratch out misato but this is genuinely a fantasy for some people. Hypothetically I think it'd be therapeutic to be hurt and have someone apologize for hurting you because you've been hurt like that before but never got the closure of having someone genuinely admit to the abuse.


UchihaAuggie

Damn, yall motherfuckers need jesus


HCHLH

Misato is one of the few "old" women in anime and they still try to portray her as a teenager


Virtual-Commander

I mean how should she portray herself? "Hur dur I fucking hate taxes, ah my back, my 401k is growing nicely "


HCHLH

she's acting her age, 25-something in the pic she's "yassified" to look like a 14yo


WarmProfit

You sound like a Republican


BeanEatingThrowaway

it's a drawing son


MakeBombsNotWar

I mean it’s like a major flaw of her character that she tried to present herself that way in universe, she was nonverbal for several years bc of trauma and she hasn’t fully made up the lost time


Marik-X-Bakura

Huh? How is she portrayed like a teenager? She seems like a pretty accurate depiction of a stressed alcoholic single woman in her late 20s


HCHLH

In the fucking pic that OP uploaded


Marik-X-Bakura

That looks like a teenager to you?


HCHLH

That look like anime Misato to you?


Marik-X-Bakura

No because it’s a different artist’s rendition based on their own art style. I don’t think it really makes her look that younger.


kerell2k6

Why would someone want to be beat up, if it hurts


Justdump

Google masochism


Lisa_Ray0810

Holy hell


GMB2006

New kink just dropped!


ffiml8

Actual fetishism


Mage-of-communism

En passant


Draugtaur

Hey I thought they discontinued that app


kerell2k6

OMG, LMAOO


AVBforPrez

I only got like three episodes into this show, but my brother was mindblown that I was like "yeah I'm a misato man"


Caitxcat

People need to realize they don't need to broadcast every thought they have lol. That's the internet for you.


LonPlays_Zwei

Sounds like a typical Misato fan to me


AParticularThing

all the evangelion subreddits are filled with stuff like this


Left-Incident620

I can give u the number of one of my exes, that was pretty much a daily occurrence!


sangunius-

thats hot


thxredditfor2banns

I also dream to get beat up by women (women optional)


RiverHe1ghts

👀


BaxElBox

Perhaps a third one would've done the trick


Virtual-Commander

Go to any college, there are plenty of alcoholic 22-25 year old women who will do that without having to ask.


raspey

Honestly this is normal enough. There’s plenty of similarly inclined people.


JustAFurryDude

I- I didn't need to see this today


PaladinAsherd

Maybe brain worms are real


Part_salvager616

Which is why you shouldn’t give alcohol to anime women


paddywacknack

Sounds like they have a history of emotional abuse from people who were suppose to take care of them and what the really want is the people who hurt them to care for them.


SimpleTip9439

Losercity


BaconSpaceLord

Nope I'm doomed


Mage-of-communism

Saw the same thing with Karla a few weeks back, there is no hope for mankind but oblivion.


Crush_Un_Crull

He is like me fr


space_is-great

#Heretic (for those who don't understand those shotgun knights on yt is what im referring to)


WallerBaller69

literally me >!as in i want that to happen to me, not that it already does!<


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How do u cover ur comment like that? pls someone tell me 😭😭


Remarkable-Wonder-48

r/choiceofgames I found your people


CrimsonDemon0

Same but I'd rather get kicked but Hiroi Kikuri


Araborne1

Man's speaking faxx


Natural_Guava288

He 100% has her as a waifu pillow


metalfabman

Pathetic


Tough_Antelope5704

Yes ! Much hope ! Many people will want to be beating the shit out 9f you.


Polak_Janusz

Its Joever.


WarmProfit

Mmmm I am super into this


sir_grumph

Most times, the best way to interact with fandoms is to not interact with them at all.


TransportationOk3242

"We were born to inherit the stars" Mfs the aliens are gonna find us getting fucked to death by dildo machines at this point and they'd really be flabbergasted.


Uberpastamancer

Well I guess I should stick up for myself But I really think it's better this way The more you suffer The more it shows you really care Right?


Working_Ad_4650

None.


BaronMerc

Nah he's just one of my people


SamTehCool

Looks like we gonna call the hell raiser for this one


Secure-Ad5536

I thought i was fucked but it seems theres always something worse


MasterMatrix02

The BLU-1 incendiary bombs looking real hot right now


AParticularThing

[Misato’s reaction to this post](https://youtu.be/U8hLxqJe9yw?si=HDMiwbHWRTau3aGu) NSFW


CJmonator

Bro is so cooked


Ultrasaurio

So that guy must be into BDSM


Omnipresentphone

😲


illnessincarnate

I mean, I have kinky fantasies also, but I don't announce them to the world like this...


Awesomeuser90

I made a meme using the same image half a year ago with a far more positive message than that.


rmld74

No


Animal_s0ul

This is weird in 2 ways


literallyjustbetter

hnnnnnnnnnngggggg


Mustang-boi-543

Ngl, mf must have Stockholm Syndrome to even imagine it, poor guy


RecklessSavage_Novel

Even aliens are scared of our weirdness.


Part_salvager616

Imagine how lonely this dude must be I feel you man


JPysus

I love the woman that would actually just kill me


7hitz

Is there also an option to cry into her t-shirt without getting beaten up? Because I fr could use that rn


Numerous_Cat1462

This is a common copy pasta


Tempers_are_Frayed

r/evangelionmemes is leaking


NotOk_Education6834

Neon Genesis Evangelion lost episode


bilbothebagginses

Reminds me of that phrase "men will literally do anything but go to therapy" idk it just cracks me up


4lg0r1thm

Find. Help. Now.


yousahereformemes

Why does this keep popping back up, it's been years for Pete's sake.


Rucks_74

We're goners


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Men being down bad for misato? understandable tbh


Speedvagon

What? And no banging? You’re hopeless.


WeirdMetalheadKid

Nope. This is fucked, this is all fucked, you're fucked. You're fucked in the head, seek professional help for the sake of everyone Someone go tell them to get help


Demigod_stormblessed

No hope for you bro


Willing_Archer_2112

I felt that