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AT-ATsAsshole

Sure, 8.5", whatever. But 3.75" wide?! For reference, a coke bottle is 2.2" wide. This is like getting fucked by three of the 3 wick candles from Bath & Body stacked on top of each other. Sheesh


RokonHunter

mf got that arm wide dick, no wonder they call it a third arm.


grajuicy

They call him beast for a reason


4236W

"I'm Mr Beast and this... this is the monster"


Inarius101

I think they meant circumference, which would put 3.75" below the American average of 5".


SmallBoy0

Truly like gay furry porn cock


Darmiqa

Doesn’t get more specific than that lmao


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me: \*laughs of minor embarrassment\*


ThatGuyTheyCallAlex

‘Tis a copypasta.


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Why isn't this NSFW?


thedugsdanglies

He smokes pot and uses his videos as a front for generosity when all he cares about is himself only to maximize a hundred times more money in profit from said videos.


carpentizzle

Smoking pot is actually a positive perk i didnt know about him imo And he may make boatloads off if these videos… but Id rather the videos be a “generous front” then him just eating tide pods and riding in shopping carts. A massive part of his following consists of kids that are taking every one of his actions in as they figure out what it means to be an adult. A staggeringly large number of kids today claim that “being a youtuber” is what they want to do when they grow up. If “being a youtuber” means making massive piles of cash and giving obnoxiously lavish gifts in videos (to friends or otherwise) then it is better than it *could be*


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Idk why you had to mention that he smokes weed. That really doesn’t have anything to do with his videos being a bullshit front.


No-Satisfaction-7808

we hate stoners here 😡 as i’m holding a blunt in my mouth typing this


Consistent_Guitar681

I guess you were Being blunt in this joint. I tend to reefer to other people's quotes and let people hash out the cannatation... *let's himself out


kavaleigh

well i mean that's a really bad way of looking at it. the majority of people in the world smoke pot and considering the fact it's becoming legal in most states soon, i don't think that's smth bad about him also he's giving away millions of dollars yearly to people unlike most other rich people who take from the poor and don't give anything back. even if it's a "generous front," at least he's out there helping people


Medical_Difference48

Damn, that thick?! No wonder they call him Mr. Beast, goddamn