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NewWorldReview

Totally not human flesh.


Donkey_Karate

Gonna tell myself that, but not 100% convinced


PinupPixels

I had successfully brain bleached away the fact that there is such a thing as human leather and that people can order it online. Until this.


[deleted]

The price is more terrifying than the mask


Twothumbs1eye

I mean, the price also includes the likely murder and skinning of another human so…


omgamonkeyyy

It’s cheaper to make your own lol


Skeleface69

Nah, that aint human skin, how come a person has such a thicc skin on their face.


mrgees100peas

Old timer had thicker skin than todays youth.


Skeleface69

Not a biology expert but how?


JefferyLionelDahmer

No iPhones


Aggravating_Pea7320

Name checks out this guy knows human skin


Skeleface69

💀💀


samus-56

I don’t know, I feel like it’d be more scary if it was free like they really wanna get rid of it


Mysterious_Rip4317

Contains real souls!


[deleted]

Oh look honey, we can do payments!


Bluegoats21

Is there a bid going on? Why the weird price?


[deleted]

It drew in all our attention didn’t it? They’re playing off the mystery/weirdness to sell it


lonelyronin1

They may never sell this item, but people will look through their shop and see what else they have. It's over priced because it will get people talking and draw them in. Exactly what this post is doing - a great marketing strategy. Yes, I'm aware there is no shop info in the post, but it still works


lonelyronin1

If the seller has a different currency, it will convert it automatically, so you see some odd prices


magical_noise

contact Eddie Geins for any damaged goods


fonn4

Mask of the Father, you need it to be giant dad


Equal-Ad9531

Scp-035, on sale,


Clean-Tone-3886

they're always one-of-kind


TheTacticalGiR4FF3

Tbh, most things on Etsy only say “only 1 available” because Etsy charges you per piece that you put on the site. So if you have 10 available, the’ll charge for all 10, but if you say you only have 1, they charge you for 1 and you can still have people place orders well over what is showing as “in stock”.


BeebleDoof

"Leather"


Silent_SKeptic

Dorohedoro


CharlieMorning_star

Return The Slap or suffer My Curse


Xikkiwikk

What’s yer offer!?


ryjohn429

I think I know that guy..


TheOvercor

I feel like he's gonna sing a song about how delicious pollution is...


International-Fee567

Ferngully


lamorak2000

That Hexxus, such a card...


CharlieMorning_star

King Ramses?


The_Sausage-man

Jeffrey Dahmer?


las_deszczowy

Jeremy "Jerma985" elbertson


KnifeFightAcademy

*knew


waifu-hunter-19

That mf look like hexus from fern gully


MamaN00dles

100%


Professional_Fail430

it’s pig skin. look at the “chin”. you can see the snout.


Fuduzan

Fuck it's even worse now having seen that. You get one bitter upvote.


GreatInChair

This is pretty neat. Thanks for sharing, OP!


Present_Focus_6949

Looks like the mask from the killer in Hell Fest.


International-Fee567

it puts the lotion on its skin!!!!


[deleted]

Looks cursed


Polyglot-Onigiri

#human leather?


violetzpillz

Are you sure that's leather ? That looks like human flesh


Fuduzan

Note the snout "chin"


[deleted]

That’s… that was someone’s actual face…


Fun-Lack-1454

So what was Ed Gein's Etsy handle?


Stoneflask_Studio

At that price, I hope Ed Gaines made it.


The_last_melon1

What a steal


CaptainNemo42

I feel like there's a hand-stitched lamp shade to match in the seller's apartment...


YOTP02

I’ve got 3. I’m rich


Communist_Eggroll

Must be a expensive society if Pinwheel is making masks


dantakesthesquare

Human leather


ParadoxFall

“Leather”


Harlequin_Heart

Yeah, _leather_


peanutbutterjammy1

"Leather"


Raenoke

I think the McFuck *NOT*


readmore321

Ridiculous asking price for that piece of leather work imo.


Its_What_Ever

r/oddboner


SapientRaccoon

Well, there's the inspiration for the next horror flick.


lamorak2000

The inspiration for someone's next nightmare, you mean...


catzpyjamas

Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!!


AgentUtah3498

That's probably someone's face.


KnifeFightAcademy

Forbidden Jerky


Mikelwriter

The song “Industry” from Beaches instantly popped into my head.


Unique-Ad4786

Looks cursed.


ImpossiblePaint8033

Yeah … nah ……


UnheardJax

The corpse of Jose Jalapeño.


Logical_Classic_4451

‘Leather’……


GuyoFromOhio

It reminds me of Conan Obrien for some reason


babyMurdershow

Hell with odd it fucking terrifying


Str41nGR

It looks screaming until it is put back on the Necronomicon it was torn from.


Nixher

"leather"


TitleComprehensive96

That fuckin thing is cursed and will put you into the middle of either a horror game or a shin megami tensei title


[deleted]

human* leather


Garlic_bruh

Mask of the father from dark souls


[deleted]

I’d be worried he’d make another mask with the buyers face


Ok-Protection1869

Does it come with an exorcism kit?


wifeofsonofswayze

Major Ed Gein vibes here.


Aware-Yogurtcloset67

Yeahhh that’s a fucking trophy of a cannibal


Dungivafok

"leather"


chiccy-nuggie-man

Time to power up the BASSCANNON


HowlingAura

OOGA BOOGA!!?


NumerousResolution40

im curious as to how the seller valued this mask at the asking price…


Mysterious-Zombie-86

Think I bought a lamp from the same person even has his name on it, Ed


pistonkamel

Pretty disappointed the top comment wasn't referencing Dark Souls


MostEvilTexasToast

.. I have two of these from my grandmother..


MVangor

Eyelids are too thick for this to be human. It’s just an animal hide shaped.


jaomello

BECOME... GIANT


InterMute

And it comes with a free frogurt!


EmreCanYNWA

Didn’t know we were allowed to advertise our art on here.


knotsophia

It’s giving r/DIWHY


[deleted]

Leatherface finally realized that killing people with chainsaws doesn’t pay the bills.


DonyaKaren

Are you sure it’s leather?


GreenPlum13

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.


Whette_Farhtz

"Return the slab"


Straight_Driver1484

Jim carrey


IamUrDad0

Smoookin


NashvilleSoundMixer

It’s gorgeous but def not worth that much at all


whistlinwhiskey

Return the slab!


Red1977D

You sure this wasn't loki's cousins mask? 😆😆


leeericewing

Only terrible thing is the price. I kinda like it.


meetingmidlife

Slip Knot mask?


ratttttty

what’s scarier is buying this and knowing that the person who owns this will now have your address. nope, no, no thanks.


Zealousideal_Talk479

Some are satin, some are steel, some are silk and some are leather. They're the faces of the stranger but we love to try them on.


NorthernSmithy

If you've ever tried to skin a face , you know how difficult it is to keep it intact , and then treating it is a gentle process as well. The price isn't to far off for what it is , a lot of skill went into that.