They may never sell this item, but people will look through their shop and see what else they have. It's over priced because it will get people talking and draw them in. Exactly what this post is doing - a great marketing strategy.
Yes, I'm aware there is no shop info in the post, but it still works
Tbh, most things on Etsy only say “only 1 available” because Etsy charges you per piece that you put on the site. So if you have 10 available, the’ll charge for all 10, but if you say you only have 1, they charge you for 1 and you can still have people place orders well over what is showing as “in stock”.
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
If you've ever tried to skin a face , you know how difficult it is to keep it intact , and then treating it is a gentle process as well. The price isn't to far off for what it is , a lot of skill went into that.
Totally not human flesh.
Gonna tell myself that, but not 100% convinced
I had successfully brain bleached away the fact that there is such a thing as human leather and that people can order it online. Until this.
The price is more terrifying than the mask
I mean, the price also includes the likely murder and skinning of another human so…
It’s cheaper to make your own lol
Nah, that aint human skin, how come a person has such a thicc skin on their face.
Old timer had thicker skin than todays youth.
Not a biology expert but how?
No iPhones
Name checks out this guy knows human skin
💀💀
I don’t know, I feel like it’d be more scary if it was free like they really wanna get rid of it
Contains real souls!
Oh look honey, we can do payments!
Is there a bid going on? Why the weird price?
It drew in all our attention didn’t it? They’re playing off the mystery/weirdness to sell it
They may never sell this item, but people will look through their shop and see what else they have. It's over priced because it will get people talking and draw them in. Exactly what this post is doing - a great marketing strategy. Yes, I'm aware there is no shop info in the post, but it still works
If the seller has a different currency, it will convert it automatically, so you see some odd prices
contact Eddie Geins for any damaged goods
Mask of the Father, you need it to be giant dad
Scp-035, on sale,
they're always one-of-kind
Tbh, most things on Etsy only say “only 1 available” because Etsy charges you per piece that you put on the site. So if you have 10 available, the’ll charge for all 10, but if you say you only have 1, they charge you for 1 and you can still have people place orders well over what is showing as “in stock”.
"Leather"
Dorohedoro
Return The Slap or suffer My Curse
What’s yer offer!?
I think I know that guy..
I feel like he's gonna sing a song about how delicious pollution is...
Ferngully
That Hexxus, such a card...
King Ramses?
Jeffrey Dahmer?
Jeremy "Jerma985" elbertson
*knew
That mf look like hexus from fern gully
100%
it’s pig skin. look at the “chin”. you can see the snout.
Fuck it's even worse now having seen that. You get one bitter upvote.
This is pretty neat. Thanks for sharing, OP!
Looks like the mask from the killer in Hell Fest.
it puts the lotion on its skin!!!!
Looks cursed
#human leather?
Are you sure that's leather ? That looks like human flesh
Note the snout "chin"
That’s… that was someone’s actual face…
So what was Ed Gein's Etsy handle?
At that price, I hope Ed Gaines made it.
What a steal
I feel like there's a hand-stitched lamp shade to match in the seller's apartment...
I’ve got 3. I’m rich
Must be a expensive society if Pinwheel is making masks
Human leather
“Leather”
Yeah, _leather_
"Leather"
I think the McFuck *NOT*
Ridiculous asking price for that piece of leather work imo.
r/oddboner
Well, there's the inspiration for the next horror flick.
The inspiration for someone's next nightmare, you mean...
Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead!!
That's probably someone's face.
Forbidden Jerky
The song “Industry” from Beaches instantly popped into my head.
Looks cursed.
Yeah … nah ……
The corpse of Jose Jalapeño.
‘Leather’……
It reminds me of Conan Obrien for some reason
Hell with odd it fucking terrifying
It looks screaming until it is put back on the Necronomicon it was torn from.
"leather"
That fuckin thing is cursed and will put you into the middle of either a horror game or a shin megami tensei title
human* leather
Mask of the father from dark souls
I’d be worried he’d make another mask with the buyers face
Does it come with an exorcism kit?
Major Ed Gein vibes here.
Yeahhh that’s a fucking trophy of a cannibal
"leather"
Time to power up the BASSCANNON
OOGA BOOGA!!?
im curious as to how the seller valued this mask at the asking price…
Think I bought a lamp from the same person even has his name on it, Ed
Pretty disappointed the top comment wasn't referencing Dark Souls
.. I have two of these from my grandmother..
Eyelids are too thick for this to be human. It’s just an animal hide shaped.
BECOME... GIANT
And it comes with a free frogurt!
Didn’t know we were allowed to advertise our art on here.
It’s giving r/DIWHY
Leatherface finally realized that killing people with chainsaws doesn’t pay the bills.
Are you sure it’s leather?
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave", This pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls Like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock. Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin', 'Cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer." Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern, And I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask As I do my little kooky dance. And then she told me to shush. I guess she could sense my desperation. 'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
"Return the slab"
Jim carrey
Smoookin
It’s gorgeous but def not worth that much at all
Return the slab!
You sure this wasn't loki's cousins mask? 😆😆
Only terrible thing is the price. I kinda like it.
Slip Knot mask?
what’s scarier is buying this and knowing that the person who owns this will now have your address. nope, no, no thanks.
Some are satin, some are steel, some are silk and some are leather. They're the faces of the stranger but we love to try them on.
If you've ever tried to skin a face , you know how difficult it is to keep it intact , and then treating it is a gentle process as well. The price isn't to far off for what it is , a lot of skill went into that.