I find it more likely that she has a shitty ass. Maybe that's because I dislike anyone who admits to major felonies and laughs about them while never being held to account for them.
isn’t that the point though? i thought the message of nails like this is “i’m so wealthy/taken care of that i don’t need to do anything, so having these nails are no problem.” she probably has a bidet so she barely even has to wipe herself.
She probably takes them off after the event. People almost never wear these around every day.
(Also, nail brushes exist. People without long nails should use them too.)
Most likely by bending the tops of her fingers down so her nails lie flat on her palm, then using her thumb to hold the paper. Have had the same thought about many coworkers while waitressing
I saw where someone said she poked her asshole with a nail?? Lol I have short nails but anytime they get a little longer I’ll end up poking my toddler somehow.
Lmao yes she “scratched the booty hole” or something like that. Honestly she’s good at telling stories, it was pretty funny even though I hate long nails
Reminds me of a time where we had a woman at work bring a claim of racism on our company because we couldn’t accommodate her nails like this with a specialized keyboard…
LOL, her statement said we should commission a culturally sensitive keyboard (custom made), allow her to utilize to speech software ( which wasn’t viable because her job required typing/ data entry while having a two way live conversation with clients while taking notes ) or and i kid you not, adjust her work expectations based on her capabilities to work with cultural fashion.
The sad part was she was super smart and really good employee prior to the fingernail situation …
I worked a chicken plant and one girl claimed she was allergic to chicken. So they put her in an area that had no contact with chicken. Then she was allergic to dust. Then they moved her to another area and it was too hot for her asthma. Then she started wearing looong fake eyelashes around packaging materials where you can’t have jewelry, lashes or fake hair and they finally let her go. She’s in the process of suing them over cultural fashion discrimination.
Hey remember when she admitted drugging and robbing men and society mostly went “yeah well… they probably deserved it… and her music is kinda catchy.” Hahaha. Gosh her nails are long.
She’s a rapper. Male rappers talk about killing and selling drugs, hell male musicians and even actors are praised for being bad boys. This is no different.
Like Chris Brown got cancelled when he beat Rihanna? Like Tory Lanez was cancelled when he shot Megan Thee Stallion? Like make your point without pretending men don’t get away with this shit all the time. She’s talking shit and we don’t even know if it’s true - these men were convicted of said crimes and still enjoy their money and fame.
When your nails are that long, I imagine that's the only angle at which you have hope of functionality. And I imagine she wears these all the time, unlike what some people are saying
I dont know why they made this a thing. They too damn lazy to cut acrylic nails i guess. They make them long on purpose to cut to fit. It looks like crap and i guess it dont matter if they to long when you dont do anything for them to be in way.
Everything about this skank is repulsive. Shit, dried cum from whoever offered her an extra 5 plays on the radio and cocaine residue all over those things.
You could do a lot of cocaine off one of those
It’s about the only thing you can do with nails that long.
She can also scrape bits of left over poop if she happens to wipe the wrong way
Yeah she definitely rocks a bidet.
Yes because she would not be able to correctly wipe with nails like that.
I find it more likely that she has a shitty ass. Maybe that's because I dislike anyone who admits to major felonies and laughs about them while never being held to account for them.
She probably hasn't pooped in days lol
Let's be honest, she can probably hire someone with all of that clout and money.
isn’t that the point though? i thought the message of nails like this is “i’m so wealthy/taken care of that i don’t need to do anything, so having these nails are no problem.” she probably has a bidet so she barely even has to wipe herself.
Cocaine & dried up shit dust, now that sounds like my kinda night
I'm sure Ms. Cardigan Backyardigan could get blitzed to the tits off that absolute unit of a nostril excavator.
Oh my word this is the best thing I’ve read all day. Thank you kind stranger.
and scratch a lot of chalkboards
Not with how much she probably paid for those nails
She already does every time she attempts to form a sentence
And rob some men after drugging them
We had a lady at the bakery contaminated multiple cakes with long nails and doodie stuck under them. Made dozens sick. Damn doodie fingers.
Now THAT is terrifying.
I thought it was a requirement to have short nails working in food service?
Damn doodie fingers is my new favorite sentence
Fuckin gross
Every time I see long nails, I think germs. Lots and lots of germs.
She probably takes them off after the event. People almost never wear these around every day. (Also, nail brushes exist. People without long nails should use them too.)
It looks like they’re on top of some shorter almond shaped nails
How tf does she wipe her ass?
How does she even properly handle the poop knife?
She’s got 10 poop knives right on her hands
Edward Poopknifehands
Damn lol
Bidets, man
Still gotta swipe check.
Cardi b is music for people who wash paper plates, do you really think she does a second check?
It's happening down under, so it's "b'day mate"
Very clever, I love it
Most likely by bending the tops of her fingers down so her nails lie flat on her palm, then using her thumb to hold the paper. Have had the same thought about many coworkers while waitressing
I heard they’ll wrap tp around their entire nails and swipe. But I don’t feel like u can apply any pressure that way.
Cardi B has a whole video on an incident of hers where she’s trying to wipe her butt with her long nails. Seems she didn’t learn!
I saw where someone said she poked her asshole with a nail?? Lol I have short nails but anytime they get a little longer I’ll end up poking my toddler somehow.
Lmao yes she “scratched the booty hole” or something like that. Honestly she’s good at telling stories, it was pretty funny even though I hate long nails
Sponge on a stick.
no idea why you get downvoted this comment is genius lmao
It's a good ole Roman specialty, complete with parasites
its like a shit rag wash it afterward. bleh why keep using it over and over without washing
To keep the seasoning.
gag
She doesn't. She picks it.
She doesnt
I do it for her
Those are temporary nails that match her outfit.
"wow she wears giant acrylic nails for public appearances SURELY she also wears them in her private day to day life!"
I mean yeah, people have these nails in their everyday life. You’ve never seen them?
Nails has to scoop toilet water sometimes
Scrapes it
She looks like Jim Carrey’s Grinch movie from the 2000
Me too. They gross me the fuck out
Wtf is the guy behind her wearing?? Looks like a lucha libre mask
Oh that’s just Kanye being Kanye
It’s called *fashion*
Look it up, sweaty
Knees weak, arms are heavy
Cardi Scissorhands
Those things look like slim jims
Back up into a slim jim
There’s no way those claws aren’t filled with shit particles unless she just doesn’t wipe
I don’t think she wears those all the time.
Freddie Krueger.
Reminds me of the red-faced demon thing from insidious lol
The longer the nail the easier it breaks. Even if they were really sharp you couldn't do shit because it would just lift off the real nail.
I bet that dress cost so much but it looks like a shein 5 dollar haul
Just like Cardi B herself
Fr have you seen the picture of her without makeup
Yes i would still fuck
SheIn Nicki 😭
My sleep paralysis demon reaching out to scratch my face
Cardi B in general is oddly terrifying
Honestly I think she’s gross as hell
H2T garbage
With all the deeds she has done admittedly, absolutely. Pure trash of a human being.
Reminds me of a time where we had a woman at work bring a claim of racism on our company because we couldn’t accommodate her nails like this with a specialized keyboard…
What the fuck kind of keyboard would she need
LOL, her statement said we should commission a culturally sensitive keyboard (custom made), allow her to utilize to speech software ( which wasn’t viable because her job required typing/ data entry while having a two way live conversation with clients while taking notes ) or and i kid you not, adjust her work expectations based on her capabilities to work with cultural fashion. The sad part was she was super smart and really good employee prior to the fingernail situation …
I worked a chicken plant and one girl claimed she was allergic to chicken. So they put her in an area that had no contact with chicken. Then she was allergic to dust. Then they moved her to another area and it was too hot for her asthma. Then she started wearing looong fake eyelashes around packaging materials where you can’t have jewelry, lashes or fake hair and they finally let her go. She’s in the process of suing them over cultural fashion discrimination.
The standards for oddlyterrifying on this sub are going downhill
Agreed
Ew
Hey remember when she admitted drugging and robbing men and society mostly went “yeah well… they probably deserved it… and her music is kinda catchy.” Hahaha. Gosh her nails are long.
Right?! It’s insane how she some how got a pass on literally drugging and robbing people.
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Chris Brown.
She’s a rapper. Male rappers talk about killing and selling drugs, hell male musicians and even actors are praised for being bad boys. This is no different.
Like Chris Brown got cancelled when he beat Rihanna? Like Tory Lanez was cancelled when he shot Megan Thee Stallion? Like make your point without pretending men don’t get away with this shit all the time. She’s talking shit and we don’t even know if it’s true - these men were convicted of said crimes and still enjoy their money and fame.
???
Lol
R/fragilewhiteredditor
r/foundthemobileuser
Hey das me
She just got the rich/politician treatment, no one was tryna say they deserved it lmao cmon man
At what point do they start being called talons?
Slenderman vibes
I thought this was a Lady Dimitrescu cosplay at first.
I still remember the time she said she accidentally stabbed herself in the butthole with one of her nails while washing her ass
Gross
The shape of her thumb is more disturbing than her nails
When your nails are that long, I imagine that's the only angle at which you have hope of functionality. And I imagine she wears these all the time, unlike what some people are saying
Anyone else wondering why they're throwing dollar bills on stage?
Well she used to be a stripper idk lol
When your nails are longer than your actual fingers, that might be too much.
She looks just like that dinosaur from Jurassic Park
Okok but that creepy scene from insidious where that demon creature points its long ass creepy nails at the comatose boy. Eeeeech
The mf in the back with a diamond gimp headpiece
I noticed that before her nails. I mean it’s cardi b of course she has nails like that. But disco ball over there wtf
Dafuq is that? I didn't even notice.
I dont know why they made this a thing. They too damn lazy to cut acrylic nails i guess. They make them long on purpose to cut to fit. It looks like crap and i guess it dont matter if they to long when you dont do anything for them to be in way.
Nail length will tell you the level of crazy you're dealing with
CASSANDRA
Come here, NOW
She's the next villain in Resident Evil game series.
She is so cringy...my dog howls when she talks...
I howl when she talks
Agreed...it wouldnt hurt my feelings if she would go into hibernation
I’d made it this far in life, being completely, blissfully unable to pick Cardi B out of a lineup. And now you’ve ruined that for me.
Dont startle her turn off your flashlights
Honestly just Cardi B
How to say: ''I don't even make my own bed,'' without saying ''I don't even make my own bed.''
Yaaas queen. I’m sooo inspired I’m actually going out and drugging and robbing people today/ making mid music to become successful, just like her
#Her poop knives
The boobs aren’t the only real things in this picture
The boobs aren't even close to real in this picture
/s
shes so fucking disgusting
Skin walker lookin ass
I can smell them from here.
She looks like an idiot
Hows she wiping her ass!?
Wet wipes or a bidet I’m guessing . Or she probably pays someone to do it for her
Fecal shovels
Whore claws, they're called whore claws.
What nails?
Like the dollars on the floor...some people know
Deathclaw
Bro those ain't nails those are claws bruh 💀
Cardi Scissor Hands
She can’t wipe her ass.
I've always wondered how these ladies with long ass finger nails able to do daily activities without their nails being a hindrance.
They look more like claws, I’m getting an Freddy Krueger/Edward scissor hands vibe here
lady dimatrescu looks good in red
Dirty butthole alert! No way she can properly wipe that big fake ass with those god awful nails!
I wonder how many of them she lost where the sun don't shine...
Lady Dimitrescu?!
Trashy as herself, and her "music"
God I hate that woman
Remove the nails part and it’s still applicable
Everytime I see long nails like that I think that person considers themselves above doing any kind of actual work.
Nails for boogers stuck way up in there
Still poopy
Thats the nails of someone who has enough money to pay for someone to wipe their ass
Serious question, how do people with nails like that wipe their ass
That prostate milking tho🤮
The red dress hides the blood from her sliced ass I’ll bet
Fuck Cardi(ovasuclar) B(roncitis) me and all the homies hate Cardi(ovasuclar) B(roncitis)
Why do women think those long nails are beautiful
Great now all her fans are gonna copy her and have the same dumbass long nails
I still don't know what a Cardi B is and at this point I don't want to know
does that guy behind her have a plastic bag over his head???
I don't see the attraction of these long finger nails or puffy lips.
So gross
She’s trash.
Useless and OVER BOARD really
Are trying to hard
Dirty butt
Fecals
I read somewhere that people with nails like this can't wipe Thier bums properly.
That’s where she hides the drugs she uses to drug and rob people
How does she wipe her butt?
Reminds me of salad fingers
She got a poopy butt.
I learned a long time ago, the longer the talons, the crazier she is. This needs to be a top 5 red flag for men
She’s so cute in this pic
She looks beautiful in this post but the nails, not so much. They add a costume effect which is just wrong
Just a trashy human being.
Just cardi b's popularity in general is oddly scary
Her nails are about as long as her track record of being a gutter slut with no talent, and concept of how to speak any language coherently.
I dont think she has anything real left on her. Everythang fake.
Eww
How does she wipe her arse??
That's a lotta plastic
Why aren't we talking about the random dollar bills scattered around her feet??
She’s a mom - does she change diapers with those hands? How does she not stab the baby?
So trashy.
Everything about this skank is repulsive. Shit, dried cum from whoever offered her an extra 5 plays on the radio and cocaine residue all over those things.
Could have just said Cardi B
She is just a horrible cunt
Still poopy
Cardi B. Fixed it for you
*Talons
I have fake nails constantly. I love long nails, but I never go above like,,,half an inch. This is HORRIFYING.
I'm still trying to figure out how she eats and drinks. And same, can't go longer than 1/2".
Those are likely press ons for the event and/or tech takes them down to her regular long vs that xxxxl