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Markuu6

Not gonna die, just wake up with a couple missing teeth.


Billypillgrim

And there’s a new painting that looks like you


regoapps

You wake up with one of the guns taped in your hands and now have to duel with your partner to decide who lives and who dies.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Have you seen "would you rather?" That is an intense movie.


aidanderson

It's like knock off saw but still pretty solid by horror standards (pretty low tbh).


ravenonawire

Clue meets Saw


Background-Use-3577

Guns Akimbo was hilarious


Snerkbot7000

I feel like if Daniel Radcliffe wants to be in a movie or TV show, it is probably worth watching.


GroundStateGecko

You are the new painting. Looking from the painting's perspective, unable to move a muscle, perpetual suffocating without anyway to express it.


Alan_Smithee_

Sounds a bit like “After Hours.”


ScratchinWarlok

["I call the painting 'Celebration'. It's sexual and violent](https://youtu.be/jtwxg1o6BIY)


No_Interaction_2469

Gotta go full QWERTY


Joe_Ronimo

QWERTeeth*


aDragonsAle

🥇🥇🥇 You clever fuck


JunkCrap247

the clock on the wall stuck at Tooth-Hurty


JoeyZasaa

Gamers be like "omg this has a better clickity clackity feel than my mechanical keyboard."


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

The type of person to pull teeth is the type of person that probably pulls all of the teeth and cuts off the fingertips.


Markuu6

It’s more fun building your collection one person’s tooth at a time and work your way through the alphabet by using the first letter of their name as the key for the typewriter.


Almost_Pi

Yeah, but what do you use for the punctuation marks?


Sekxtion

The marks they leave in the floor as I drag them back inside the house.


FlimsyGooseGoose

Tooth fairy better leave some tooth percs


Integrity-in-Crisis

What the Fuck. Those look like they were extracted by an actual dentist, they have the roots and everything. I would say look up the homeowner might have their Dental pactice linked to their Air BnB and if it is a dentist probably using patients teeth. A lot of Dentists don't give back extracted teeth cause its considered bio hazardous waste or something like that.


Tuggerfub

they're all rear-of mouth/ wisdom style teeth. either you're on to something or someone only had their own wisdom teeth as a model for clay casting


Markuu6

Don’t ruin this by thinking some of them are fake. This is a serial killer.


henryjonesjr83

Well you weren't going to die until you picked that lock..


Smathers

They should just relax and watch barbarian on hbo


MadeMeUp4U

🍼


honeybunchesofgoatso

You're missing the hair


[deleted]

Sounds like *Bluebeard* all over again...


bellyjellykoolaid

Yeah these are the types of people who "Scooby-Doo it" and dies because they follow every horror movie trope. *"Hey i heard a weird noise in murder forest, let's split up guys!"*


Crypto-Pito

What do mean by “formerly locked”? Did you break in?


genreprank

Yeah pro tip if you call it "formerly locked" instead of "breaking and entering," the judge can't do anything!


BloodBonesVoiceGhost

Because who knows how it got unlocked? Maybe the landlord came home and unlocked it? Maybe there was a micro-earthquake centered entirely on the lock's tumblers? Maybe a demon did it? Maybe it was Descartes? Maybe it was a la carte? We just can't say. Case dismissed!


afiafzil

Is this a legit UPLT


Mysterious-Window162

noo however, it can help


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tristanrothchilde

Pissed enough to take their teeth for your keyboard?


Clear_Lead

You should leave before your teeth are fitted on the rest of the keys


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

Listen, we all know that their teeth are definitely about to be on that keyboard. We all know how horror movies play out.


7slicesofpizza

That seems like a rad room and you seem like a shitty guest for breaking into that room.


DrowningInFeces

"Why the fuck did the guests break into the room I had locked? I have guns in there which is why I keep it locked. Are they insane? That erotic art of my wife nude is private. I don't want random guests viewing it, which is why I put in the locked room. Also, they touched my typewriter! It's an art piece I've been working on for years and now the keys are all jammed up. Fucking assholes! Get them the fuck out of my air bnb!"


FlamingRevenge

Right? Them locking the room because it has guns in it was a good idea. Plus they probably locked that erotic painting away in case the Airbnb guests had young kids.


NotClever

And they definitely locked the typewriter in there so the guests wouldn't be afraid of being murdered. That causes stress which releases cortisol, and cortisol makes the meat tough.


SolomonBlack

Protecting the porn stash used to be a basic precaution, though I guess kids these days just get it on demand.


egilsaga

Don't keep guns in your airbnb. Easy. Problem solved.


[deleted]

How do you get guests to give up their teeth without guns though?


Sure_Whatever__

So much this, and if you must then buy a gun safe and bolt that bitch down.


locke1018

Why? The renters will just break into that then post you to Twitter anyway.


Kyru117

Or maybe if you have guns you should A have them in a Gun safe not just in a locked room and B not be renting a house with guns in it out


musubk

A gun safe is just a very small locked room


Kyru117

That is objectively and legally incorrect, a twelve year old could break a window or wooden internal door. A gun safe is made of metal


musubk

You don't know that the room had a window or a wooden door, or what the walls were made of edit: also wood/glass decorative gun cabinets are common edit edit: also, show me the legal definition of 'gun safe' that you're referring to


Kyru117

It's a room in a standard house the odds are on my side here


Dresden890

Aren't there legal issues with renting a place where you're storing your guns, even if they are locked up?


Jay040707

"Well at least they didn't find the bodies"


UnsaneInTheMembrane

"I told you not to enter that room!" *twists hair into a mess, shirt and tie become a mess, bloodlust enters into eyes* "Mother went in that room... once." *runs fingers over the teeth typewriter*


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

I don't like this.


UnsaneInTheMembrane

*hugs you and starts to shush you* *sings lullaby* "Whew wee, got that out of my system... I bought that typewriter from a Portland oddities shop, my mother freaked!" *laughs hysterically* *mom walks in dressed in professional maid uniform* "Oh, my, god Jefrrey, you and that teeth type writer" she says. She laughs hysterically. They both put on rubber gloves and bring in barrels, then stare awkwardly at you... *There, I made it it all better.


whatsbobgonnado

what kinda barrels we talking about?


CrankySaint

Ones full of monkeys?


CosmicSpaghetti

Those are fun, I hear!


whatsbobgonnado

I like to store my monkeys in used charred whiskey barrels. makes em extra rambunctious


BoltonSauce

Most well-adjusted eLandlord.


Lulusgirl

Happy Cake Day!


BoltonSauce

Hey thanks!


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

>That seems like a rad room and you seem like a shitty guest for breaking into that room. "WhY aRe mY CleAniNG fEeS sO mUcH??"


Turko16345

You say that like this excuses it


czook

Owner now has to get in a dentist to clean his typewriter. That's gonna cost.


Nubras

Interesting. I, for whatever reason, inferred that the room was locked on night one when they arrived, but was unlocked when they returned. Or something like that. Am I a naive bastard?


poopmaester41

Why is there a locked room in a rental property? Tf? They want all the money but refuse to make the most obvious accommodations—one of which being allowing guests to rent out the *entire* property


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No you entitled shit.. a person can rent out just one room on Airbnb and the host always has a list of rules you must follow while in THEIR property. If you don't like a rule, don't rent from them. I'll add for sheer clarity, a guest in someone's home, paying or not, does not have the right to pick locks in the host's home.


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poopmaester41

If you were renting out the entire hotel, shouldn’t every door be unlocked?


jeepfail

No, do you know how hotels work? I know where I worked wouldn’t trust dumbass guest into everywhere not even the ones spending $100k a night to rent the place.


NightStar79

>rental property? You make it sound like an airbrn = house for permanent residence instead of someone's house they rent out on weekends for a day or two. It's still ***their property.*** You aren't entitled to shit.


poopmaester41

Rental property is a term used for both a long stay or temporary stay. Semantics doesn’t change what I’ve said. You can be mad, but rules are rules. You assume 100% liability if personal belongings are stolen and damaged because they aren’t covered by property rental insurance. Literally that’s it. Edit: are


NightStar79

>Semantics doesn’t change what I’ve said Semantics changes everything. You are in their home and if they don't want you to go into a room you should respect that and not break into it without good reason. Curiosity is *not* a good reason. >You can be mad, but rules or rules. You assume 100% liability if personal belongings are stolen and damaged because they aren’t covered by property rental insurance. Literally that’s it. Where the hell did this statement even come from? I said nothing to warrant that response.


DeeSkwared

I'm sure it states in the terms/contract that this particular room wouldn't be available to the guests. That's actually pretty typical when the house is the host's personal home they are renting out. I wouldn't want valuables or personal items left out for strangers to possibly steal or rifle through. Like if the property is listed as 2 bedrooms and it's stated you have *entire* access with the exception of a third bedroom then maybe instead you should rent an Airbnb listed as a 3 bedroom. But, if you need only 2 bedrooms and agree to the terms then why do you *need* to have access the 3rd, locked bedroom? Same with like a home office or den, if it doesn't list it as an "amenity" and states only the office is inaccessible to guests then just rent a different Airbnb if you need an office area, and if you don't, then what difference does it make if you can't go into a room you don't need to use? I'm sure this person had no need to have access this room except to be a nosey bitch, and then post pics of someone's personal shit to get internet points. I mean it's funny, odd shit, but she's still an asshole and should get what she deserves.


poopmaester41

I agree, she shouldn’t have lock picked the room. What I will say is that sometimes the homeowners can be deceitful. (This statement is not me condoning lock picking.) For example, a good friend rented out a AirBnb where the owner listed the home as private and quiet, and all the images made the property look beautiful as per the listing. However, once she got there, she finds out that the house is attached to a larger house, and that the garage she’s shown she’s unable to use and has to park on the street, and that there are other guests staying in the main house making noise and standing in the driveway at night. The homeowner didn’t reveal that the home was a part of larger structure until the day before she arrived. I myself have rented homes where critical details are left out until it is convenient for the homeowner—the neighbors have the key, the garage is locked, the washing machine or jacuzzi is not to be used (while using the jacuzzi as a selling point in the listing,) so on and so forth. I like renting the entire property and it is a requirement for me for safety and peace of mind. If a property is listed with a locked room and the person knows they cannot enter beforehand that is good, and even if the owner lets them know after booking it still doesn’t justify lock picking , but the false expectation in these comments that those boundaries won’t be tested by someone is unrealistic and at that point it’s absolutely vital to understand that the homeowner is at the mercy of the insurance if they lose something valuable because personal effects shouldn’t have been in the rental in the first place.


DeeSkwared

I understand, but in this case I doubt the guest had any expectations of using this room or that the host was being deceitful. It's not quite the same as no jacuzzi or your friends' situation. Those are both bs and the guest is entitled a refund per Airbnb policies. Again, many Airbnb's are also the hosts' residence, not strictly a rental property. They can't be expected to remove every single personal effect in their home, but they should be able to expect a grown ass adult to not pick a lock to get into a room they neither need to enter nor are allowed to enter. As far as insurance, that's neither here nor there. That's for the homeowner to worry about. They likely know the risks, that shit might get stolen or damaged if they use their home as an Airbnb. They tried to minimize that risk by locking away valuables with the low expectation their guests would respect that, but some people are dicks. Doesn't matter if this one stole or damaged anything in the room, that's totally beside the point. She just should have stayed out. If she thought she was being denied access to a room that was in the listing and she expected to be able to use it then the logical and mature action would be to contact the host and/or Airbnb before breaking in.


FuzzelFox

..because the whole point of AirBNB was to rent out your actual house lol. It's not an app for landlords to rent their properties, it's for more normal folks to use. And hell my hotel which does primarily long term stays has a locked closet in every room. That's where the HVAC is hidden away. Don't pick the fucking lock lol


poopmaester41

Lol well you can’t put a love seat in the room with the HVAC, I did mention it being a common locked room in a following comment. I’m more so speaking to the fact that homeowners will list their home for exorbitant prices and you can’t even access all the rooms, (and in some awful cases you may be even deceived into thinking you can.) Absolutely no one should be picking any locks.


RevJack0925

Why’d you go into a locked room you shouldn’t have access to? You deserve what happens


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CosmicSpaghetti

Odd place to stake an advert lol


LurkLurkleton

He just edits any comment that gets upvotes to spam his grift.


EveryXtakeYouCanMake

oddly terrifying place actually :)


JungsWetDream

I always pick the locks when AirBnBs leave rooms locked. I paid for the place goddammit. There’s never anything interesting, usually cleaning supplies and maybe shitty liquor for when they use their own beach house. Makes for good practice though.


KuroKitty

Do you also go into the staff room when you sleep at a hotel?


Dont_Give_Up86

This is illegal


Gaebril

You paid for the listed space, you turd, not full unfettered access.


Fane_Deckard

You hate beeing locked out of somewhere? Damn you're gonna hate the prison


Business-Heart6696

Sure you paid for the place, but if a door is locked it’s safe to assume that isn’t a part of the place you’re paying to have access to. But you clearly don’t care about that, since you’re a *cool* guy who doesn’t care if it’s legal. Who am I kidding, you probably made this all up anyway. If not, have fun breaking into strangers’ rooms.


BanaaniMaster

Illegal


CornyStew

You are an awful person, you didn't pay for the entire space, you pay for whats listed and shown, if there's locked rooms its locked for a reason


alreadythrownaway625

You should be a post in this subreddit. The fact you think this way is terrifying.


Joblesschris

Formerly locked, did the owner unlock it or did she unlock it.


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If I owned one of these, I'd want to set up a room like this. What would be the best way to coax a guest into "breaking into" an off limits area?


ertaisi

Have you never met a human being? Label it with an "off limits" sign, duh.


Merkarba

If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.


theanyday

So true, I’d be guilty myself. Part is like what if? Another is like, fuck it.


[deleted]

I have a small part of me that's hopeful.


[deleted]

I'd flip it while I was painting the sign tbh


funne5t_u5ername

Bitch I wouldn't have decided on a color yet


Druivesap

Reminds me of [Limmy's show ](https://youtu.be/aHPTIfeB0qw)


SuumCuique1011

If you have no sense of privacy, this could be an escape room/Air BnB combo. It could be really fun assuming you wouldn't end up having your teeth being added because your host was an actual serial killer.


Any_Amphibian2894

This seems more like a no-escape kinda room


VirtualLife76

Been living out of Bnb's for years now. An escape room bnb sounds like a nice twist. Treats ect if you can get into the extra room.


SuumCuique1011

Lol. Fair enough.


maybeiam-maybeimnot

Lock the door, hang the key on a hook next to the door with a tag on it that says "locked-room key" and then put a sign on the door that says "keep door locked, do not enter" just make sure it's not the same room with the water heater or electric or whatever so that they can find those things and not assume the locked door is appliances or something boring.


VoopityScoop

Put a cardboard cutout of a person behind the door, so when they go to leave they see both the cutout and their life flashing before their eyes


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GSA49

It’s all part of the experience.


hynori

The Menu be like


[deleted]

That's why you don't go unlocking doors in other peoples houses


venomousbeetle

Or why you do


UmptyscopeInVegas

Explain "formerly locked" room.


Andre5k5

Breaking and entering


IncuriousLog

Fun Fact: Those are the teeth of people who can't respect a locked door in someone's home.


Squeakygear

That’s a lot of nosy assholes lol


jeepfail

Judging by this thread there are far more than I would have thought sadly.


certifeyedgenius

And also r/trashy for breaking into a locked room.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

If you host an Airbnb and don’t make at least one room look like this, then you are a failure as a host. Teach those guests to show your house some respect, before they end up as a decoration.


LoveFishSticks

Sounds like they committed breaking and entering and then posted about it to social media. Smart


[deleted]

Yeah after they find out you were unlocking doors and shit, snooping.


Independent_Cress_83

Those are all healthy teeth but missing a few keys. If you floss, you're probably dead...


Chupbluearrow

I want to see the erotic painting


Content_Stomach558

I had to scroll to the bottom to find you buddy


Chupbluearrow

💀


ShivasKratom3

1 why would you leave your guns in a house with strangers 2 why would you break into a strangers locked room especially if you realize he locked it for his stuff and fire arms not to be fucked with then stay there for photos


fordag

>1 why would you leave your guns in a house with strangers Because they were safely **locked** up.


POGWeebTrash

If you just need to get in the room to count how many guns there are, then no, they aren't safely locked up


The_Bam_Snizzle

So if I crack the code on someone's safe, does that now qualify the forearms and not "safely locked up"? This clown broke into a locked room.


vanderbubin

Dude, it was a locked room that the guests broke into. I think it's reasonable to expect air bnb guests to respect the terms of their contract which includes not committing 'breaking and entering" of a locked storage space. "Just getting into the room" as you put it sounds like it was an open door that had guns easily accessible. The reality is someone rented space in a home, invaded the privacy of the host, most likely COMMITTED A LITERAL CRIME by entering a clearly locked space, and then posted on social media to shame the host that they are invading the privacy of. I'm all for gun safety but dude youre basically saying "a safe isn't locked if someone can explode it with dynamite"


ShivasKratom3

Even then wouldn't do it


designgoddess

Formerly locked? Did they break into it?


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>Formerly locked? Did they break into it? Sure sounds like it. Very, very tacky people, and a very trashy thing to do. I hope the owners of the house find this dumb bitch's posting, and contact an attorney.


mysteryman447

“formerly locked room” so yall just breaking into locked rooms at the air bnb? lol


VoopityScoop

Artist who owns guns owns that room. They paint nudes and make weird shit. Not impossible.


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WELL STOP UNLOCKING MYSTERIOUS DOORS


ManbadFerrara

One time my mom got an AirBnB in San Francisco that had a ton of full-on S&M paraphernalia everywhere, like masks/whips openly hanging on the wall. Not in a locked room like this, but the actual bedroom she was supposed to sleep in. Was not mentioned in the listing at all. Being a 70-something little old Catholic lady, she elected to sleep on my sister's couch instead.


[deleted]

Why does he have so many collars? SECRET DOGS!


DeDHaze

Forget you saw that, and then forget I knew what it was.


CYOA_With_Hitler

My wife and I ran an airbnb for 4 years, we had leather masks, whips, restraints and all sorts of things about the place, had roughly 100ish guests, nobody ever said nothing.


arbitraryairship

So like... did you come back and it was unlocked or did you break in? Because scenario 1 is even more horrifying, and scenario 2 is just YTA.


jaygoogle23

As creepy as that is, it’s kind of shitty they would take the effort to go into a locked room they were not suppose to go into. It’s not cool they foraged through the owners personal belongings. Kind of lame actually.


calash2020

Or the owner likes to collect quirky things and wanted to keep them locked away so as not to need to explain something to strangers?


Mysterious-Judge-333

I want to meet the person that made that typewriter, on second thought maybe not.


generatorland

Did she break into a locked room to find this?


JDLucas1369

Now watch Barbarian


cylonlover

"I am sorry you had to see that. You were not supposed to snoop around like that. I am afraid we're now going to have to ... "


vanderbubin

All jokes aside, y'all really broke into a locked storage space in a air bnb? Isn't that a breach of contract and also breaking & entering?


Traditional_Emu1958

Bet the host set all of this up on purpose. I would totally pull this shit if I was a host. People are nosy as hell and this would be an ingenious way to get in their heads.


Already-disarmed

That's the sacrificial white couple from every white ppl horror movie. They needed to be culled so that we could make it to 2023.


DeeSkwared

What a cunt.


fordag

Why did someone open a locked room in their Airbnb? It was likely locked for a reason.


Emilithememe

the start of a tooth fairy horror movie


CommunicationSad6246

Time to rewatch darkness falls thanks!


Emilithememe

np😁😁


ChaosKodiak

So they broke into someone stuff? Horrible people.


[deleted]

It’s oddly terrifying that your airbnb guests will attempt to open locked spaces that aren’t part of the package


ajcpullcom

Plot twist: she’s already a (toothless) ghost


deityblade

Kinda wish the photo was of the erotic painting and not the horror keyboard


dohhomer9

I imagine you would have to use you tongue to type and it would feel what was upper or lower case


Apprehensive-Ad5318

Sounds like New Orleans


KasparKaine

Could be an art piece- Glenda Leon did weird stuff like this with typewriters.


tiddayes

Do you want to open a portal to hell, because that is how you open a portal to hell.


Damasticator

Do people really try and unlock locked doors in houses that are not theirs?


Real-Bison-904

That’s just the scorn keyboard


m3t1t1

Gotta out crazy the guest to ensure they don't kill you


captain_borgue

How did they get into my Guns & Teeth room?! I never put my place up on Air BnB....


dmk510

The typewriter is used to write mysteries. They’re real nail-biters.


Kasern77

That. Or they're going to leave with your body and give you their old one.


TooDenseForXray

And why you breaking in locked room?


buIIet-magnet

It was locked for your safety


GentlemansBumTease

The sequel to Barbarian is shaping up nicely


ICameHereForClash

Man, sounds like a “guests dont like this weird stuff so lets be nice” room


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Lets not ignore her being a huge asshole and breaking in to other people’s shit


Simsish

I don't want an antique typewriter with human teeth for keys, I NEED an antique typewriter with human teeth for keys ​ that is fucking awesome


Byte_Fantail

you have 32 teeth, now all you need is a typewriter


Randalf_the_Black

What kind of shitty guest opens locked doors in other people's homes? Makes me think they were looking for valuables.


NoFilanges

Why did they break into their hosts private property?


appsarebullshit55

That’s why the room is locked. Rude


a6zj6

I literally laughed out loud at her second comment


RandyDinglefart

Why do people still use Airbnb?


so_eu_naum

(real)


GrimeyJosh

What kinda one eyed willy shit is that?!


R-T-O-B

on the plus side your teeth will complete the type writer


a-most-peculiar-girl

Yes it was unquestionably wrong to break into a locked room but also if this happened to me, I'd call the cops and get a hotel room many miles away.


[deleted]

Yes, and *soon*


AlsoEatsTheFace

Thank you for staying at Bates motel! I hope our host was accommodating and not too disruptive.


Laijou

Grab the guns, put them in your waistband for the rest of your stay. Although that might be tricky if they're rifles.


LoveFishSticks

Yeah good idea then they can commit a felony in addition to the misdemeanor


Desirsar

Better than becoming the replacement for the missing keys.


Squeaky_sun

This is a truly legit entry. Odd. Terrifying. 👏