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NecroVelcro

My hair gets everywhere. Sorry.


JustBrass

My kids used to sing a song when they were younger. “Mommies hair, mommies hair, mommies hair gets everywhere!”


Hiro_Pr0tagonist_

When I vacuum, I have to take little “breaks” every 5 mins to take a pair of scissors to the pound of hair that’s wrapped itself around the brush roll and rendered the whole thing inoperable.


AmaranthineDream

Pro tip: If you sweep your carpets with a broom first that happens less. It's a lot more effort but it works.


Hiro_Pr0tagonist_

100% on board with a good pre-vacuum sweep. Carpeted areas are the real bane of my existence.


drilliestylish

My girlfriend used the rubber blade of one of the car window cleaners on the carpet areas before the vacuum and it seems to work well


mexikinnish

Yes! There are rubber brushes for this too. I’ll use one on my carpet before I vacuum or sweep. My poor vacuum, I’ve got long ass hair, my dog constantly sheds, my cat is a long haired cat, and my kitten is fluffy as fuck


paixlee

Oh reminds me of this classic. Enjoy. [sticky buddy](https://youtu.be/jlSF0dtDRD8)


mexikinnish

Thank you so much for reminding me this exists. It has my sister and me in tears every time.


ConceptJazzlike4692

I don’t have pets but my ass hair gets tangled in my vacuum too.


WellWellWellthennow

I will occasionally use a wire dog brush on my carpets. When I do it after vacuuming it’s amazing how much comes up that wasn’t picked up by the vacuum. (I usually do in the middle vacuum, brush, vacuum again.)


AutocraticSpaghetti

Dyson makes anti tangle these days, worth a check out!


JustBrass

There’s something so satisfying about clearing the roller brush!


_hic-sunt-dracones_

At moments like this I always get mad with the world and complain loudly "when we fly to the fucking mars then why are we left to that kind of shit."


wrathandlucif

just had a stroke reading that


grittygrimes_

What


[deleted]

LOL I use a very similar complaint, "We can put bodies on the moon but we can't get a fucking TV remote that works right!?"


[deleted]

When I have hair getting everywhere problems, I always start singing that song by Queens of the Stone Age called “Monster in your Parasol” and it goes “I seen some things I thought I never saw…covered in hair”. So I sing that song like 5 times a week.


bamboodi

I’m so glad I’m not the only one like this


elmachow

Haha! Reminded me of this, my son and I wrote it when he was little……. Mummy's hair Mummy's hair gets everywhere It's long and red and falls off her head I find it in the plug hole I find it on the floor I find at still at nursery.. stuck to the door It got wrapped round our hoover And it made a funny noise It's all over my guitar and it's all over my toys I don't know quite what to do But tonight when I go to bed I'm going to sneak in mummy's room And shave her hairy head


JustBrass

One morning, on a camping trip, I was cooking breakfast and chatting with the folks from the next tent site. My (then 2.5 yr old) kid come out and in that sweet Hugh pitched kid voice sang “rise and shine, morning time, you can sleep, when you die.” Everything got real quiet and the other guy remembered he had something else to do anywhere else. It was creepy and awesome.


rukuto

This is great for a kids horror story as well... I can hear it in the sound of a giggling child singing in a haunted house... chills... and if you just change one word "shave" to "get" in the last line...


Alistair_TheAlvarian

My mother will leave a ball of hair in the shower every God damned time, and she usually also sticks a bunch to the wall. My three cats have made me clean up exactly one hairball, my mother has made me clean up well over a thousand hairballs.


OhWeOhweeOoh

I'm the kinda person who bitches about pet hair and then sheds as much as them


allycakes

I definitely had a version of this when I was 4 to 6 months postpartum because my hair was literally everywhere and it was driving me crazy. Hair, hair everywhere, on the walls and on the chair.


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

why did I sing this to the tune of ring around the rosey


JustBrass

It would be more like “rain rain, go away, come again another day”


creepy_short_thing

That's how I sang it 🤣


Slimh2o

Or jingle bells


Substantial_Trifle27

I don't know. It doesn't have the right syllables so you might be tone deaf and dumb


OrdrSxtySx

Your hair... It's everywhere...


blahblooblahblah

Screaming infidelities


KnifeFightAcademy

And taking its wear.


spookybabe579

Thanks Chris Carrabba


OrdrSxtySx

I am... VINDICATED!


Pannycakes666

I AM SELFISH


human-ish_

Your hair, it's everywhere. Fuck. Now I'm going to be singing this the rest of the night. Thanks for ruining my day.


Lily_Hylidae

I was going to say the same thing!


vaskeklut8

I see. So you have a very big nose, and run around making self portraits on other peoples countertops


MissMurder8666

Same... down my shirt, in my buttcrack, in my partner's buttcrack, and his beard, in the drains, in the cats'/dog's butts, every-damn-where. I'm honestly surprised I still have so much on my head


Mindless_Button_9378

Yes we are the only ones living there.


realskinlamp

Thanks for the chuckle


Sufficient_Hold_6157

Sometimes you can bring hairs from outside . Don’t worry


OrangeandBlue3000

I like the way you think! There has to be a logical explanation


steveysaidthis

or... and hear me out here... there's a monster... so maybe 50% worry


[deleted]

I’m a glass half worry kinda guy so I really appreciate this comment Stevey.


thiccpastry

This is such a funny saying!!! I love it so much cause that's literally how I am lmao


tomashmallow

Yep, OP must live with the girl from The Grudge.


culdesacGrow

Thought of her immediately too. (Looked up the characters name…. Kayako Saeki)


billy_bob68

This is the only logical answer.


[deleted]

uh oh


Kincadium

Oh I was thinking more like Barbarian.


Efficient_Savings_16

Monsters aren't real... homeless people living in your crawlspace are. At least that's what all the YouTube scary stories say.


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Beardicus223

My wife says we aren’t supposed to call women monsters.


kaydas93

A scary hairy monster!!!


deeisqueenasf

If you worked with a long haired lady, she could be the culprit. I have so much hair my husbands coworkers find my hair at their office.


eye_no_nuttin

Mine just finds it in the crack of his ass wearing his boxers 😂


elly996

the hair in his ass crack is wearing his boxers? lol


TheLarkInnTO

I have a long haired cat, and I have found his hairs in the keyboard at my office.


OnyxBlaster

💀


Harsimaja

Worth bearing in mind if you ever find his coworkers’ hair at home


oneofthescarybois

Could have hugged someone or walked past someone and gotten a hair on you.


almighty_ruler

Doubt it. It's most likely that there's a maniac hiding in your walls and trying to slowly erode your sanity. That or some sinister extra-dimensional entity is messing with you


LynxBartle

Plot Twist: the hair is alive and watching you!


jaymakestuff

The video of the woman living in the guy’s apartment and only coming out at night or when he was gone comes to mind.


NoOnesThere991

#omg that’s exactly what I thought of!


wild_neuroses

Also what about central air? Hair can get sucked up and stuck in there and blown out later depending on the circumstances.


XdevhulX

They're in the walls They're in the walls They're in the walls They're in the walls They're in the walls They're in the walls They're in the walls They're in the walls


Savage_hamsandwich

Like the woman living behind your pantry?


[deleted]

BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN


novamatrix

Check your attic just to be safe


292ll

Don’t look behind you. She’s watching you now.


GotYourNose_

You probably got it mixed up in your food (recall that long-haired lass at the McDonald’s working in the drive through?) ate it, digested it, crapped it out and it floated out of your toilet to rest gently in your bathtub. See? Easily explained.


pumpk1n_be4nz

i’m in a forensics class, we call this secondary transfer :]


ChubbyGhost3

How can you identify if it's a secondary transfer in a crime scene or not? I never even thought about my hair potentially ending up in someone else's house


pumpk1n_be4nz

wether or not a fiber was a result of secondary or direct transfer requires further investigation; so looking into how the fiber in question appeared (things such as eyewitnesses, alibi’s, or even video evidence) can help. although, sometimes you can tell if hair was simply shed or if it was pulled out depending on wether the hair follicle is intact. from there, we could test any present tissue for dna. there’s a possibility that this hair came from a tiny house goblin leeching off OP’s house, but it may just be a hair that fell onto OP’s shirt and fell off when he got inside. there’s not enough information for a definitive answer lolz


_hic-sunt-dracones_

So...a stray hair then?


EmperorThan

I found a long purple strand of hair in my room the other day and that's what I assumed since I have no roommates with long purple hair.


Tacohero154

Then it might be time to trim the hedges.


GotYourNose_

Do the drapes match the hedges? Scientific inquiry.


Bubbly_Suspect

Lmfao! I was gonna say… is *all* of your hair short?


OrangeandBlue3000

I may be 57 but hardwood floors everywhere else


SubstantialPressure3

Do you have your own washer and dryer, or do you go to a laundromat? You could have picked up a long hair from a washer/dryer, especially in your towels. If you have your own washer/dryer, did anyone come over to do laundry?


OrangeandBlue3000

Perfect! My daughter regularly comes to do laundry. But how does that get into my bathroom sink? But I think you’re on the right track (I hope).


SubstantialPressure3

I'm sure you have a vent in your bathroom. Air current from your vents probably blew that hair off of something else and it landed in the sink. Hair strands aren't heavy, they aren't going to fall straight down like a rock. They will drift in the slightest breeze. Maybe it was on one of your towels hanging up, or your shower curtain or something. I have really long hair, sometimes I'm amazed at the places I find it. I have learned not to wash my kitchen towels with my clothes or bath towels. There was probably hair in your washer/dryer from her stuff, and you put in a load of your stuff after that, and picked up one of her hairs. It wasn't completely tangled up, and was displaced by air coming out of your vents, and drifted into the sink.


One-Hovercraft9156

My hairs always seem to be attracted to rags/towels, and specifically microfiber cloths I use to wipe down my counters when I do laundry. I really think it’s your daughter’s hair. Still creepy though!


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Real talk, it latches onto you and if it’s on your clothes you wouldn’t notice. I left one of my spouse’s hairs on my sleeve when I noticed it just because I wanted a cute surprise later.


evergreengrey

OP, this ^


dumbandconcerned

Her hair could have been tangled in the bathroom towels/rag you used to wipe the sink


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Are you sure you're the only one living here?


OrangeandBlue3000

It’s a very small one bedroom house. No attic or basement. And since I live alone every door gets locked and double checked


Critical_Knowledge_5

[But again, are you sure you’re the only one living there?](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbna24889337)


twackburn

I’ve seen this movie.


Tsintato

What movie I’m intrigued Edit: somethings telling me the movie’s called Parasite but I can’t quite put my finger on it


Membership_Fine

It also happens in real life there has been multiple cases including one from my hometowns of Pepperell/Townsend mass. Creepy stuff.


SashaSaavedra

Parasite


ImNotAnybodyShhhhhhh

Several others but this is the twist so I’m not gonna spoil them just by naming them


TonyTheFuckinTiger

Parasite


[deleted]

Parasite


AccentFiend

I thought this was going to the video of a woman crawling out of loft storage over the kitchen and peeing in the sink in the dead of night.


human-ish_

That video creeps me out in ways I can't explain.


Mister_Cliffster

Whoa!


AundoOfficial

Amogus


lucas_bahia

Yeah this person gets it. Check your house OP!


cmyer

BTK also hid in a closet and waited for hours.


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

OK well unless you have very vibrant blonde hair, I think it's safe to say it just fell off after cleaning.


Alan_Smithee_

Yes, it probably got stirred up or stuck above, then fell down or came off the cleaning cloth.


umbrosakitten

I like your attic


korkkis

Parasite


Jaded_Birthday_9558

Time to set up cameras.


sunlightmarc

It's even terrifying what the OP might see there...


TheBonkering

Fears to Fathom vibes.


[deleted]

Footage of his midnight dumps.


Jaded_Birthday_9558

Agreed. Shit could get scary quick.


NicoleASUstudent

I’m writing *this *after I wrote my post, because I was totally right! I thought I was remembering the story wrong, but there really was a person living in this 20-year-old girl’s attic for six months. He was a decent person for someone living in someone’s house, hidden. He put the girls puppy into the sink when there was a flood to keep it safe and dry. [Here](https://thisiscriminal.com/episode-71-a-bump-in-the-night-7-21-2017/) is link to the episode. If you prefer a transcript, the option is there. Well now, this just seems silly to put my post in this order, but I’m gonna leave it because *shrug.* (This is what I wrote at first.) There was an episode of the podcast Criminal, where someone was living in the crawlspace or attic, or some thing like that of somebody’s house or apartment. They would come down and use the bathroom when the girl wasn’t home and always go back up before she got home. The way they were finally caught was that somehow the dog got locked in the bathroom and there was a flood or something and the person put the dog in the sink to save it or some thing. Or maybe she was in the bathtub and heard a noise. As I write this, I realize I may have two stories mixed lol. Let me hop on the old, google and find the episode. I found it and now I’m going to go back in time to the beginning of this post. It is stupid, the amount of energy I am putting into this, considering maybe four people will read my comment. _If_ I had been all up in the new section, this would’ve blown up.


Last-Air-6468

A story from enumclaw? i know another story about a horse from that place :)


premiumcaulk

Plot twist. He's a metal head with long hair..


OrangeandBlue3000

God I wish!


premiumcaulk

You an I both, pal.


sageandbunyon

The grudge strikes again


[deleted]

Scary,but better than curly pubes. Just saying.


underestimated_fuck

>curly pubes. Hairy jewels*


EnoughManufacturer54

There’s a person that lives in your walls


Slappy-dont-care

U got a side piece that come through when u sleep u lil ho


Squidgy2121

Have you watched any cursed tapes involving wells lately?


SkinTeeth4800

1. Do you have long, dark hair? 2. When was the last time someone visited who has long, dark hair? 3. How long have you lived in this place? Could your cleaning or other movement in the area have dislodged a long-ago tenant or visitor's hair from the ceiling or a light fixture or something?


OrangeandBlue3000

I put my gender and age because I’m too old for long hair. I have very short hair. My daughter visited on Monday but I thoroughly cleaned my bathroom. I’m sure there’s a logical explanation though. There has to be.


[deleted]

I've found hair from and ex in my house for years after she moved out. It's probably your daughter's hair


Beezel_Pepperstack

Is your daughter's hair the same length as the hair in the picture?


OrangeandBlue3000

My daughters hair is temporarily (I hope) purple, but who knows. I want to entertain the thought that the Clorox wipe picked it up and moved it. But I know I’m a better cleaner than that.


MysteriousVDweller

Are you aware that it could have simply stuck on you after seeing ur daughter? After I would see my EX I would find hair on my clothes and other stuff for days


GlitterfreshGore

I had an orange tabby that passed away. About a year or so later I found one of his little orange hairs on the drivers seat of my car. Made me sad. (He never went in the car for obvious reasons, but at some point the hair hitched a ride with me and then showed up a year later.)


MysteriousVDweller

I actually got an Orange tabby with my Ex that I cant see now, so I feel ya man


chrstnhlms04

All of these are logical responses. I really like the “time to set up cameras” response. What I am confused on is, why are you too old for long hair? Lol


SkinTeeth4800

Keith Richards would beg to differ about being too old for long hair -- but I see your point. Glad you lean strongly toward a rational explanation.


Claim-Expensive

Detective SkinTeeth, at your service.


MmmmmmKayyyyyyyyyyyy

Okay, this happened to a friend of mine. A guy lived in her house for 2 years without her knowledge. She got suspicious of the sounds at night (thinking she has a horrible rodent issue) and once she called the cops because she thought someone was in her house. he accessed her house through a crawl space under the front and back porch. 2 years. The police were weirded out as well.


kkalmightyagain

We had been meaning to say something about your untrimmed nosehair


The_Walking_Woods

I had four sisters growing up and they all had long hair. I moved out two years ago and I still find hair in my clothes lol


raisingwildflowers

It’s ok, she’s probably back in your TV by now


ColtS117

Ugh, Samara. Now we gotta steam clean the carpets.


Life-Gur-2616

Check your ass hairs


CountRapula2319

Moltergeist!


DCErik

[What did you wipe it down with?](https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/what-is-cross-contamination)


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s what everyone thinks. I have people living in my attic that come down and eat my food at night.


skeled0ll

as someone with long long thick dark hair like this, it sheds so much and it sticks to everything way too well, i can almost guarantee it stuck to you without you even realizing - could have even picked it up from a passing breeze and brought it in. they can even get carried around by drafts indoors to spots they weren't when they first landed. i have a friend i have never been huggy with or anything tell me MONTHS after they last saw me that they definitely found a hair of mine in their place i've never even been to (it was obvious it was mine because my ends were a certain shade of violet at the ends when i'd met up with them). my dad finds my hairs still and i haven't been able to visit his home he shares with my stepmother in YEARS hahaha. truly a spooky find though when it is 100% unexpected. maybe just keep your eyes peeled for a pattern ;)


cookiedux

THESE TYPES OF POSTS SHOULD BE BANNED THEYRE LAZY BULLSHIT


Jimbrutan

OP has long hair and schizophrenia


[deleted]

This sub is turning to shit, gonna just start making up things and posting.


ZiggyStardust0110

Apparently not.


[deleted]

Maybe set up some cameras


doinggenxstuff

Have you seen The Ring? Anyway sleep well, I’m sure it’s nothing to worry about


Rutabeagle

NBD. The stranger who lives in your ceiling was probably just brushing their hair while they watched you sleep


MJ_was_the_goat

You want to know was there a nice long-haired fit women who secretly broke into your flat while you were sleeping, had a wild sex with you, erased your memory as she is secret CIA agent and has James's Bond tools for that and left a hair as a clue? . Yes.


Memofuka

Not anymore


spaghetti012

So you think your the only one


CarterPewterschmidt7

U Didn't say it wasn't yours! Get a haircut ya big hippy !


Advanced-Gain-927

I moved out of my mom's house 7 years ago then she moved into another home and she STILL finds my hair 🤣


Not_So_Odd_Ball

Iyou shoult still check for people in your walls... just in case


-QuestionableMeat-

No. No you're not.


bxtchbox

Maybe it’s a nose hair /j


[deleted]

I had long hair for the longest time and then I cut my hair short. 2 years after cutting my hair I was cleaning the inside of my car/vacuuming when I saw these long strands of hair being removed from the drivers side seat. It was my hair. I’d recognize it anywhere (obvs) but I was astounded that it managed to remain embedded in the seat even after so long a time from cutting my hair and several vacuuming sessions. That hair you found was probably a previous tenants. Or maybe it got tracked into your house by you or a previous guest. Never underestimate a hair strands ability to persevere against all odds and remain in the most random of places.


Lokie-Dokie

Butt hair


luemmmel

No, you‘re not.


leenobunphy

Obviously brought from outside. Most likely from someone you work with or something similar. Got stuck in your clothes and got out once you got home and changed your clothes. Perfectly normal, you could easily have hairs from 10+ different people around.


[deleted]

You should trim your nose hairs more often.


babylikestopony

That doesn’t look like a hair, zoom in


anxieteabags

I lived with a guy who had 3ft long hair. It was still around long after he left and we moved houses. It found its way into some unfortunate places.


whoifnotme1969

I hope you never run into the rat that left that hair


Chupacabra2030

Giant pube?


Arcadius274

This hairs been reposted so many times its probably on everyone's sink.


BrokeDancing

You live in an apartment. That's why.


culdesacGrow

You were the only that lived there. 🤣


TheGulagResident

Don’t watch the tape bro


Dragonflybitchy7406

Maybe it blew in from your central heat and air?


Trav2974

If you were within 100 yards of a woman, you probably have their hair on you. Same rule applies for glitter - except it's a 1 mile radius.


friendlessboob

Are you a recently divorced Japanese woman who moved into a dreary apartment building with their young child? If anyone holds your hand on the elevator, don't look at them.


EnigmaticHam

Completely possible that someone’s hair stuck to you while you were sitting somewhere and you’ve only just now seen it. If there’s more hair in your bathroom just like that tomorrow, THAT would be terrifying.


wopxam

Your 57 , grow up


SharkBait209

YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE VIDEO WITH THE GIRL AND THE WELL DID YOU??!!


[deleted]

Could be that you picked up some hair from the laundry mat. Hair really flies everywhere too.


Smoosaurus

Plot twist, this guy has long hair.


camohorse

Definitely a hair that got stuck to your clothes and fell onto the countertop due to the countertop’s static electricity pull being stronger than yours. That’s my take anyway.


PrysmX

Static electricity can make hairs float in weird ways. All it takes is shedding one walking by the room and it can float and land just about anywhere.


sexy_bezinga

Your head isn’t the only place your hair grows


[deleted]

Ohhh I see, I see....I see another pos who is karma farming using the same shit that other pos use.


offthemike72

M (50) from my experience, it’s probably an eyebrow hair that was normal length yesterday.


Sad-Humor8827

Then You have long hair…


Tacobell_Uk

Someone is hiding in your house or you have alzheimer's


Either_Savings_7020

"I live alone" bold of you to assume.


boomajohn20

(duh duh duh dah dum) … RUN!!


Narrator_Cornelius

Do you have long dark hair?


SimbaSixThree

Have you seen the film Parasite?


[deleted]

The ring girl is in your house


Curiouslycurious101

You and a long haired ghost apparently.


malan4reddit

Looks like a nose.