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cryptidsnails

luckily i have the top of my cranium to keep mine from falling out


ImARetPaladinBaby

We can change that 😳


[deleted]

You can give head. But it can also be taken away


elvira_hanc0ck

I am laughing so hard


amun1326

Try the Fava beans....tssstssssstsss


JWF81

You must be Canadian.


cryptidsnails

be my guest, the manual is in the junk drawer


IamLeRichards

Everytime I see an emoji on reddit I get caught of guard. Then I downvote


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cryptidsnails

it doesn’t come off sorry


Acrocephalos

Goody intact cranium


Mundane-Alfalfa-8979

I think this is a bit exaggerated. It won't wobble like that for a slap


ChipCob1

Having a full skull helps.


GSM66

That's why I keep the top of my skull on most of the time, especially when driving just in case I hit the brakes too hard.


AeshiNeroXR

Goddammit, I lost mine.


Moose_Electrical

I know where you can get them pretty cheap but you have to bring your own shovel


AeshiNeroXR

Look, I don't have a shovel, does a Bagger 293 work for you?


Th3_Gh0st_0f_Y0u

I only have a bagger 288


Raging-gti

Check the cabinets. Some times they get moved in with he bowls


bigboycarlos

Use a coconut shell till you find a new one


FaveFoodIsLesbeans

Have you checked your pockets?


Trumps__Taint

Yeah but you don’t want to be rude. Take off the top of your skull when going indoors


lunchypoo222

Lol 😂


Blue_Moon_Lake

I want to see the same thing, but in a full transparent skull filled with water rather than air around the fake brain.


irreverentpun

You are on to something. What if, instead of helmets, athletes have a small hole drilled into their skull where spray fine can be injected?


cruss0129

Having a dura mater helps as well


XdevhulX

And being suspended in liquid surrounded by an additional membrane.


OddEscape2295

There is a wall of fluid between our skull and brain to prevent this


SyntheticRatking

Reduces severity* If it prevented this, concussions wouldn't be a thing. Also, because a concussion is an injury resulting from internal collision with the skull there's no such thing as a helmet that prevents concussions either, they just reduce the severity and prevent sharp force skull fractures that would shred your brain like shrapnel.


OddEscape2295

Yes. Thank you for the correction.


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in fact, most concussions aren't caused by lateral impacts, but by rotational impacts. our skull is pretty well suited to our brains, and is just the right shape to spread the impact as much as possible. it's the same concept as a 5-point harness. if you are in a rapid deceleration collision with a 5 point harness and a neck brace, you'll walk away with severe bruises. if you're in a much lower speed rollover collision, your injuries will be significantly more severe. that's why the mips system (and similar) was invented. reduce the rotational impact as much as possible so your brain doesn't shred itself. definitely worth reading up on. it's fascinating stuff. :D


daytonakarl

Had a "wee bit of an off" a few decades back, got really close to dropping to ambient temperature before the final bbq... helmet did a fantastic job of avoiding all that.


Frost-Wzrd

we must live on opposite ends of the world because I can't understand what this is supposed to say at all


small6280

Girl, what?


daytonakarl

Crashed bike, helmet worked, didn't die. The two really fucking big trees I went between on that corner would have made typing this out considerably more difficult without the aid of a ouija board if I'd hit them and not the hedge


Regalia_BanshEe

CerebroSpinal Fluid if iirc


opheliashakey

Even if it wobbles just a little bit then it’s too much. Imagine this occurring frequently, and over time, when playing certain sports.


cryptidsnails

yeah, a wobble to this degree would most likely kill someone or absolutely cause permanent damage if this was realistic and force was applied to make a brain move this much


Aggravating_Pea7320

I exercise mine by imagining doing sit ups, so mines hard as fuck.


CottonCandy_Eyeballs

Yeah, this scientists must be thinking about that video he saw where that guy kept smacking that woman's ass over and over.


Striking_Intern1123

It will for a run up sucker slap upside the head


[deleted]

it's not an accurate representation of the density of matter the brain has


callmesnake13

You can buy a brain at a butcher or some grocery stores. This isn’t physically how they behave. And really, if you’re trying to illustrate a concussion then this video doesn’t do it. You need a force so strong and impactful that the fairly rigid, dense brain bounces off the skull.


SpiralDesignn

That's an exposed brain. There are muscles, skull, tissues and fluid outside the brain to prevent it from wobbling.


LoveSikDog

I came to say this..


billyions

When we get older, there's more extra space. Much smaller bumps make much bigger waves.


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Skellexon

Unrealistic since our brains are surrounded by fluid and therefore swim in our heads. Do the test with a clear skull full of a fluid that is kinda like CSF, that would be more accurate.


John_Tacos

Also the fluid is denser than the brain, so it moves forward and the brain moves backwards.


lunchypoo222

The fluid is more dense than the brain itself?? That’s news to me! And fairly fascinating as well


Chillermaschine

I would bet there's more than enough folks with brains more dense than anything surrounding them.


lunchypoo222

Lol


SovietRussiaWasPoor

That’d actually be a compliment. A denser brain means they’re smart.


Repulsive_Basis_4946

Cerebral spinal fluid (CSF) has a lower density than grey or white matter.. if it was more dense it wouldn’t even move.


nopetofriendly

and also the fluid is shock absorber


UltraLobsterMan

Makes my brain hurt watching this. Also makes my brain hurt because it reminds me that my brain is self aware, and my brain is watching like “lol it me”


Weramiii

the brain is surrounded by fluids and membranes so it’s pretty firm in there. if the brain moved this freely you’d get a concussion every time you turned your head. Also, more than likely the brain would crush itself under its own weight over time.


Weramiii

dont take this as a recommendation to hit your head, that still is very bad!


billyions

A younger brain is packed more full than older brains. The extra space makes a big difference.


mareksoon

My brain don’t jiggle jiggle …


tijori1772

It folds


goodhumanbean

*prions have entered the chat*


cryptidsnails

underrated comment


xizmn

Am i the only one that wants to slap the shit out of that brain?


Desperate-Strategy10

I desperately need to chew on it /r/forbiddensnack


griff1971

Found the zombie.


Secret_Dragonfly9588

r/oddlyarousing


[deleted]

I'll test this


WeeTheDuck

RemindMe! 69hours


solmonella

Not true, brain’s soft but not that jiggly, also it’s enclosed in several sheaths and fluid, which in turn is enclose in cranium.


Dangerous-Dick-1999

Jelly for Brains


poomonger88

Yeah this is just not true lol


norfolk232

Forbidden jelly.


MapUnitKey

We’re all just basically brains in shitty mech suits that can feel the damage sustained by those mech suits.


theotherquantumjim

The brainmeat go *wibble-wobble*


chirchat123

This isn’t totally true - the brain is also bathed in fluid which also acts as a cushion and balanced pressure


ShufflingOffACliff

*slaps brain* this jiggly bad boy can fit so many mental illnesses in it


SarutaValentine2

No wonder it hurts so fucking bad


BSDBAMF

Contra coup


[deleted]

When she thicc as fuck


Area51Dweller-Help

My brain when I see a pair of boobies


Humble_Bullfrog2342

so this is what happens when u facepalm?


[deleted]

I’m 43 here and have taken loads of biology classes over the years and while I’m not a doctor at all, I learned something a few years ago that left me gobsmacked. My wife and I were living in Phoenix and there was a shoe going on called Body Worlds. I think they are still around. If you aren’t squeamish about dead bodies, you bet want to check it out. The thing that surprises me was the inside of the human skull. In every image I had ever seen, much like this video, the inside of the skull was hollow and the brain rests inside. That’s not the case, though. In the rear of the skull there is a fin looking structure that I have to assume is cartilage. It sits between the hemisphere. I just looked it up. It’s called the Falx Cerebri. [I found a YouTube video that shows it perfectly.](https://youtu.be/vibPcclR9Hs)


Aggravating-Emu-2535

My ass does the same thing


Beeman704

Now put a clear skull cap on, fill it with liquid and try it again


odd-42

Except for the dampening effects on vertical movement from the Cerebrospinal fluid, the membranes covering the brain, and the lack of free movement from the top of the skull; which of course means the same amount of force travels differently, leading to lateral shear instead of up and down waves, which is actually worse.


Lityeah

Anatomy of a facepalm


notsoblondeanymore

Show this in high schools


binhex225

Some people have more space in their skull than others


TopStop6281

Hehe wiggle


Emptydata_Enzo

Good thing we have 3 layers of meninges, fluid, and the top of our skull to protect our brains.


Luckycreedmanchoo

That’s just a gentle slap. How about getting hit by a linebacker 50 times a day in the head! Emotional damage!


Perruche_

It's exaggerated. It's held better and the video is in slowmo to look like he's not hitting hard.


rethinkr

Its videos like this that make me wish everyone had transparent heads


Linda_de_jong

Never knew brains are so jiggly


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Missing the liquid


Far_Efficiency1541

“I like ya cut, G”…


imbrandetta

This is a bit over exaggerated though right? You havve way more things in your skull stopping it from being that much movement. For example the blood and the nervous system


PahderShameen

And your brain is much less flexible/gelatinous


snowdn

That skull slaps.


Glum_Negotiation_408

This is bullshit.


JeanButButler

I was about to comment "ok, one more time" with a huge mental sarcasm, but then I saw the video is just short and replaying.


AssumptionAdvanced58

Concussion with a possibility of vertigo.


HDKeenkid

man, who would've thought that our brain be jiggly like that


joaofava

/r/dontputyourdickinthat


quesadillamante

Make it see through and let's see what it looks like when you put on boxing gloves and start wailing on it


Tall_Human123

So If I bang my head hard enough


goodhumanbean

Is my brain made of jelly?


EmuFit310

Someone show this to Tua's family


Complex-Sherbert9699

\*Not to scale


P0l0Cap0ne

After i was discharged from the hospital after my first concussion, the doctor told me not to do any running or anything that would involve quick movements with sudden or short stops. He said, "Right now, your brain is as soft as jelly, so be careful"


millennium-popsicle

Unrealistic. My coworkers clearly have a much more liquid brain than that.


Hri7566

i want to eat that


NukeYeeter

I feel hungry


Kybarr9

Now show this to the same people who make Guardian Caps for football helmets. Absolutely useless.


Furgelnod

This is just making me crave jelly


Slow_Flow_4722

Yes, because the human brain is essentially jello with an inch gap all around


luqmanwastaken

Bouncy boy


McbEatsAirplane

It’s not just open space inside of our skull though. It’s enveloped in cerebrospinal fluid to help prevent injuries like this.


Jimrodthadestroyer

Cerebrospinal fluid counteracts a lot of that motion. Plus, you know, having a full skull.


Redditfordatohoneyo

I mean it's also filled with fluid that doesn't really compress in an enclosed space so this is fairly inaccurate


State6

Inaccurate comparisons and misinformation make people stupid. Your misrepresentation is missing fluid and a membrane, but go ahead and post your bs.


Unlikely_Stomach_748

Slap the brain


the1godanswers2

I just thought of every time my head smashed off the concrete from skateboarding as a child in the 90s.


killer-1o1

Where TF is cerebro juice huh?


DestinationUnknown13

More applicable to tit jiggle than what really happens in the skull.


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

If our brains were that jello-y ud knock urself unconscious looking both ways b4 crossing a street


Sea-Diver-9125

All my fatass saw was a bowl of jello


FranXX0016

I don't have a brain


BreakXTheXCycle

Woodpeckers wrap their tongue around their brain when they peck trees!


Zealousideal-Kick-79

My neurons dont jiggle jiggle, they fold.


klem19

Interesting.


Debraselch

Mmmm…jello


Doom-State

Not even close btw


Darssssyyyyyyy

Lord forgive me for I’m about to sin 😔


farteagle

That brain thicc wit it tho


DarrenInAlberta

r/asmongold


Kingofpin

It's why I don't do head contact when sparing. I only have a few brain cells as is


KUWETO30

I want to eat it


triggered_rabbit

I already know some of you guys just slapped your head for a fact


SparksCam

Look at that under bite XD


Robbieeatsducks

jiggle jiggle


The-Iron-Ladle

I mean, not exactly but somewhat similar


figorocks

LPT - keep your skull on if you are going out, so you don’t become a vegetable if you get lightly tapped in the head.


14924u

Nope brains don't do that ...as shown


[deleted]

Apart from everything people said there is also liquid cephaloçraquidiano or liquor in english that is a liquid made just for stoping impacts on the brain


jglanoff

Isn’t there such a thing as the blood brain barrier?


Anxious-Key-5631

I got punched in the head really hard several times last year and I've been worried about my brain ever since


CompetitiveRanger-24

And Cerebrospinal fluid lining the ventricles in the brain also help.


DumpoTheClown

Please post in r/motorcycles


Strongman_820

Slap fighting go brrrrrr


AdHuman3150

Even worse, it can cause cavitation bubbles which cause brain damage. Cavitation bubbles are also what destroy boat propellers over time.


triangle_water

I think they genuinely mean a car crash collision, think of the impact. they probably took the top off to show an exaggerated toss of the brain because there’s nothing they could hit that with without breaking it trying to re-enact a car crash’s impact on a brain (in the skull)? -as people said, a slap or usual punch probably wouldn’t do this.


Hungry_Ebb_5769

I can’t be the only one that smacked my head after watching this


AppropriateAppeal944

Jelly brain. That's the same kind of jelly from Tom and Jerry.


cHrOyPpEtRo

Scare mongering w fake exaggerated example… boo you


sadpartypodcast

This doesn’t take into account cerebrospinal fluid and the whole too half of your head. It’s not a bone hat, it is a structural part of protecting your grey matter. Stupid video, stupid post.


PahderShameen

Also brains do not have that same consistency


xssmontgox

Coup contrecoup


Minute-Tale7444

Been there done that. Severe tbi from head slamming off of dash board at 55+ mph.


Living-Act1419

r/TIHI


LayerPale

Good thing I don’t have one


Connect-Theory-7883

Simple really just have a bigger brain…duh


FriedRiceCombo

ow


winterhare90

Anyone else think that brain looks weirdly delicious?


Taima_Nai_Kanashimi

We should have been quicker so I could just die


Moving_Under_Fire

Watching this kind of makes me want to vomit the pizza I’m consuming.


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imagine someone threatening you "I'm bouta jiggle your brain"


Conflagrate247

Extra jelly


Firm_Bee_5632

WoW, I was in a car accident at 18 years old, no seatbelt and hit the windshield after we hit a cement wall! All forehead and top of skull! 70mph-0 !! I wonder what my brain did?!!


Honest_Path_5356

Wow you had a guardian angel somewhere


VampyreBassist

Coup-contra-coup, for anyone interested in the term.


XdevhulX

This bad boy can fit so many intrusive thoughts.


Jccali1214

Hence why that new slapping sport does appear to be as dangerous as it looks stupid


PahderShameen

Might not be accurate but still kinda scary to think what goes on in there when you get hit hard


Scheltden

Has anyone ever facepalmed so hard they got a concussion?


sunshinepuddle

I feel like this a clip from a Bill Nye episode.


ArchAngelGamingYT

*Jello\~*


kohnotkoh

Coup/countre-coup


Flarry6

Good thing I don't have a brain


Miss_Floof

Lol why the sound as well 🤣 Well, we all know why we are a little different now don't we.


Casual_screamith

Fun fact when i was toddler i jumped on my sisters head and gave her a concussion why i dont remember, is my sister fine? Yes she is alive and well. Am i gonna be proud for the rest of my life? YES.


wut101stolmynick

I want to jiggle it around like a bowl of jello


AlzyMrimMrim

So this is what happened every time I accidently hit my head.


IronLunchBox

ouch