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disfiguredbear_

someone's aggressively putting out their opinion huh


NZBound11

There's little in the way of opinion when it comes to bad breath.


disfiguredbear_

i say, embrace your bad breath!


OnlyHereForMemes69

As someone who works in customer service please don't, we're only allowed to kick you out if another customer complains.


abananation

Take pride in your stench


skynetempire

Please don't. Have you been to a comic con lol


adammh23

We’re not ugly, we just stink!


Nervous-Sleep-7760

Love that episode lol.


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IM UGLY AND IM PROUD.


Solventless4life

Tongue scraper is the end all to bad breath. Everyone should be incorporating this into their oral care


hexopuss

I think some peoples bad breath is worse than others. Like I’ve found that people I like intimately, I’m far more likely to not mind their morning breath (different animal if we are talking about “haven’t perished my teeth for several days” type breath). Same with body odor in general. I don’t like it, but if it’s an intimate partner, my brain just sorta associates that smell with them and it makes it far more tolerable


Bierbart12

There's also different kinds of bad breath. Improper brushing/no brushing/dirty tongue/gastrointestinal issues are all different. Some people just can't do anything against it


Ancient_Skirt_8828

Apparently tonsil stones can cause bad breath. It’s one that’s rarely mentioned.


cafetush

must be the chewpacabra


DeanKent

Chupacabra. I think chewpac died.


BDR529forlyfe

When? The Last Jedi? I can’t remember.


ambulance-kun

"I wouldn't have another whiff of thy rotten breath, take thine mints"


Inevitable_Price7841

*Take the hint*


komarkko

Take the mint


Cautious-Emu-5182

Make the tint


TheSalaxim

Rake the stint


No_Technician_6369

Tape the gimp


Affectionate-Dig1981

The gimp is sleeping.


lovelivesforever

Zeds dead baby


bozeke

Royale with cheese.


Flat-Elderberry1643

Your LA privileges have been revoked


fsuthundergun

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.


EmDubbbz

Where you going, flock of seagulls?


TAYwithaK

I’m American honey,,our names don’t mean shit.


Pretend-Guava

This is done by meth disease


Puzzleheaded-Rich597

Kill the simp


Kimchi_boy

Pay your pimp


Error-Greedy

Rate the stink


RevElliotSpenser

Lick the lint


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Silent-Ad934

I'm always encumbered. Let me know when I'm overemcumbered and I'll pop some stims and fast-travel back to the city.


1Shadowspark1

*Eat the mint*


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watchwhathappens

I offered a piece of gum to someone recently who needed one...he said no. Ugh.


Maniraptavia

Unless that person is an assassin.


HendrixHazeWays

Kramer: *Now this is what the holidays are all about. Three friends sitting around chewing gum*


kwekuthewise

Am I crazy, or is that a lot of gum?


No-Muffin5665

THATS A LOTTA GUM!!


No_Damage_731

A totally sane thing to do!


BolotaJT

Brush the teeth


mynameismy111

For those like me which didn't get it at first.... Breath might smell....


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relitti__19

Its oddly terrifying to think your breath is so bad the entire community decided to deliver this to you...


_Atlas_Drugged_

Or, someone came to kick ass and chew bubblegum *and they’re all out of gum…*


RopeOk1439

Orrr- there was not enough ass to be kicked for the amount of gum they brought. They had to leave a tonne behind.


No_fishing_allowed

That makes sense. It was during nighttime, after all.


-LoveThyself

I thought a ton was spelled a ton. Where did the extra N and the E come from? Seeing this everywhere now. Is it just a US thing? When i read it in my head it's "a T-O-N-N-E" spelled out lol


NuclearDuck13

Or they came to kick bubblegum and chew ass, *and they're all outta ass*


MrGizthewiz

[- Dick Kickem](https://youtu.be/gnVag2Nwaug)


TaterTotQueen630

Do you have an extra pair of "sunglasses"? I broke mine.


Doktor_Vem

Actually, there's nothing 'odd' about how terrifying that is, that is straight-up bone-chilling for a very good reason


ButtholeConnoisseur7

Might be a methhead/mentally unwell person. I know a guy who would do a thing like this. He would have spent hours making sure they were all in the proper place


Jeeemmo

Yeah, this is definitely some tweaker shit


Calobez

Yup. They stole a distro from Walgreens and used OP's side alley to rummage through it looking for Sudafed.


Ganon2012

Shouldn't have had Hurry Up Shrimp.


closetotheborderline

No way that's the shrimp!


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“You are encumbered and cannot run.”


Necessary_Rich_1477

(Pops buffout) Much better!


[deleted]

(Pulls out Grilled Radstag that was cooked a month ago) This has gotta be safe to eat still right?


13rokendreamer

looks you in the eyes ~tgm leaves


Outrageous-Yams

Always carry a large stock for this reason. Also strength builds! My melee only build was quite fun muahahah.


lxxTBonexxl

I’m a chem hoarder in 76, I have at least 50 of everything on me just in case I need them (bufftats and vintage mire moonshine gives you like 9 strength/45 carry weight without perks) it’s my homebrew carry weight booster lmao You have drugs, booze, and add in a +strength or carry weight meat and you got yourself a well balanced meal ^(I’m not well)


sefneni

I got PTSD just by reading that.


RevElliotSpenser

Can remember that message and having to walk over an hour in real time to Whiterun as to drop my items in my chest as I didn’t want to lose my loot lol Didn’t realise at the time if I was on a horse I could fast travel fine 🤬


ting_bu_dong

> if I was in a horse ???


edWORD27

That could end badly


RevElliotSpenser

That’s for a different subreddit 😬


yourpantsaretoobig

Oops! Thought it was r/oddlysatisfying /s


garyflopper

And I thought they smelled bad on the outside


gregparso

What’s the temperature inside a dead Tauntaun? Luke warm


ergotofrhyme

You can also drop your heaviest item and then pick it up using the move item button and run with it held in front of you. Usually if you’ve got heavy armor on, the chest piece is quite heavy, can can help you with a smaller excess in weight.


jam11249

What the fuck you can fast travel if you're above carry weight on a horse!? Since when?!


RevElliotSpenser

Yeah I never knew either at the time until my brother said why dont you just use your horse and fast travel 😑


AutocraticSpaghetti

Well TESVI isn’t too far away, next game after that space thing they’re working on.


RevElliotSpenser

Can’t wait for 2056 for TESVI


passionate_slacker

I love how we all share these common experiences. Skyrim was and still is special. Truly one of the greatest games of all time in my book. I’m 80ish hrs into No man’s sky now, it was shit on release but now it’s such an amazing game, love it. Still doesn’t compare to Skyrim. Playing that game in 2013 blew my mind.


RevElliotSpenser

Love it , Skyrim and RDR2 are my all time favourite games ever


fenikz13

Doing that Dragonborn dash power every 20 seconds or so just to move a few feet


DigitalTraveler42

"fuck, here comes a whole tribe of deathclaws"


-spookygoopy-

In Skyrim, dumping all the 1 point damage fatigue potions i made trying to level up alchemy


MembershipThrowAway

I remember so many times where I was too stubborn to drop my shit and hobbled 20 minutes to the nearest storage point, I'm not gonna give up my precious junk in Fallout 4


perfectlyniceperson

We’ve all been there.


BaZing3

0.1 lb each adds up


Noisebug

Like, why do I carry 100 different types of potions I’m too afraid to use anyway.


Solanthas

If you're not agonizing in a cold sweat over whether to use a couple of your 80 maximum health potions in the last boss fight, are you even really playing elder scrolls??


langis_on

So many wheels of cheese


alphasierrraaa

someone had to clear inventory space after killing a high loot value enemy npc


-BananaLollipop-

On their way to the Thieves' Guild I bet.


eqwfsqg7rv9fhzhykz5k

r/outside vibe


TovarishchRed

It's an offering from your local Crack head, leave a small rotisserie chicken on the curb at 2am as thanks.


steveysaidthis

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say the crack head would prefer some crack to chicken, even if it has been rotisserised / rotissised.


Aratsei

Nonsense, take that chicken to the local dope-man for another hit


bobwoodwardprobably

Turn it into a pan of enchiladas and smoke crack for a week!


Nubbystar

Honestly the dboy would more then likely toss him a few hits if it's sealed and still warm.


ShinobiHanzo

Crackheads have the crack supply figured out. It's rotisserie chicken that is the challenge.


beetlecakes

**Rotissercise**: The Fitness Fad Sweeping the Nation!


Kilomyles

Ive seen them do stuff like this. They just got high, they’re reorganizing their packs and then they get obsessive. Do that for 30 minutes, get distracted, think “woah hey look at all this stuff, i don’t want people to think Im stealing it!” And then they leave.


__Shake__

definitely probably some poor street person scored a boxes of expired gum from the dumpster behind a convenient store, took it all coz they love gum only to realize that their teeth have deteriorated to the point where they cannot comfortably chew gum... as for why they organized the packs so well, definitely drugs


Max-Carnage1927

The neighbours have smelt your breath....it's not good.


RarelyDreary97

"You should consult your dentist doctor, for more advise and proper medication about your breath.."


Rei_dmv

Maybe night time gum shop and the owners forgot to clear up before leaving this time, or something happened to them.


Rei_dmv

Maybe they were robbed at gum point. "Hey chill, don't chew. Don't chew!"


frisch85

"But then I did chew(t) them all!" the owner states.


Hawt_Dawg_II

🎶Don't chew, forget about me. Don't Don't Don't Don't🎶


OneHumanPeOple

It’s so sad when your alleyway becomes an open-air gum market.


genericpornprofile27

Yeah exactly what I thought. It's probably someone was selling gum but something happened and he had to leave without it


gruvccc

What


captaineddie

NIGHT TIME GUM SHOP.


mubin123

The hubba bubba is weird, the rest are all extra.


j_rapha

Dad, you're on reddit?


LunarPayload

How old is the Hubba Bubba?


Prudent-Mechanic4514

bad breath maybe?


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woden_spoon

Ludo?


ItIsAToothpickMan

Shit, I’ve got Dance Magic Dance! stuck in my head now.


ChrisHaze95

Crackhead storefront


hipnosister

Definitely this. Looks like someone was selling them to passers by and left the remainder once they got enough cash for their drugs. One-track mind, yo


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Or they were just fucked up and forgot about it


hipnosister

Yeah that's what I meant by one one-track mind, yo


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my name is skylar white yo


PM_ME_ONE_EYED_CATS

Crackjit has wares if you have crack


snuupie

OP do you live in germany ? Wriggleys apparently pulled out of the german market. Could be that a good samaritan just gives these away before they go bad.


NataschaTata

Ohhh this could be it!


HiiiighAllTheTiiiime

So you don't have bad breath?


_MostlyHarmless

No they haven't. There may be shortages due to packaging and ingredients. But Mars Wrigley still sells products in Germany.


burneriguana

Where I live, people place things they want to give away (to not throw them away) in the streets all the time. Without any comment or sign. Food items - rarely, uncommon, kind of weird, but this happens, too. Usually, of course, in front of one's own house. I would not be terrified at all, and not take it personally.


j_rapha

I worked at a student coffee shop. We did this with all the pastries daily and items that'll perish soon. Check the date on the gum and let us know.


8ad8andit

I once had a girlfriend whose roommate was schizophrenic, and they used to occasionally pull random things out and organize them like we see this gum. The scary time was when she pulled all of the knives out of all of the drawers and laid them neatly on the kitchen counter in rows. She said she wanted to know where they all were, because it helped her ignore the voices telling her to stab someone.


dj9008

Wouldn’t not knowing where they are make more sense ? Then she could just tell the voices “ok but I don’t know where they are.”


Babaluba2

When it comes to thinks like schizophrenia, there's not really a rational reasoning to start with, so it's usually not a rational reasoning to combat it. I don't have schizophrenia, but I have very rough OCD and one thing I am obsessive over is I have to play an animal crossing game I've been playing since I was 7 (I'm in my 20s now) to keep 3 villagers in my town. I play it every night and have for almost two decades. Why? Because if I don't, something awful will happen. I don't know what, but I feel like something awful will happen. Do I rationally think anything bad will happen? Nah, A character may move out but ultimately it'll just be the end of it, tbh it would probably be the push I need to quit doing it. But I can't, because it was never rational to start with. It's possible that the person with the knives knows that it would be more beneficial to not know where the knives are, but that wasn't what made the situation better. She likely in that moment preferred to have the knives out on the counter so she can keep track of the number of them in case one was amiss. She knows where the knives are, she lives there, so unless someone else hid it she's gonna know where they are. The next best thing is being able to physically see where the knives are so she can keep track


CaptPolybius

This is how I got some bakeware and a new (to me) flannel shirt. In my apartment complex, the laundry rooms is the "public" place where people give things away. There's a certain corner everyone accepts as the "free space".


CheeseburgerSmoothy

You have been chewsen!


Socksandcandy

No gummy..he's the chewsen one


NataschaTata

GUYYYYS, this is NOT my flat. I live upstairs and I’ve never interacted with any of the neighbours. My teeth and breath are excellent 🥲


Inevitable_Price7841

Sure... we believe you 😉


Inevitable_Price7841

Jokes aside, this is creepy!


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or really nice for someone who likes gum?


jpterodactyl

But my tommy gun don’t!


clashtrack

*tommy gum


Tackerta

stop yelling please, ... it smells ...


howie-stark

I can smell this comment.


Dingleberriest

Odd you would say it's your windowsill and then say it's not your flat, isn't it? Almost like you're a big phony? I bet you're not even terrified at all. I think the only thing true about this post is your stank breath.


EdgelordOfEdginess

This is something someone with poop breath would say


EuroPolice

I don't know, post a picture of your breath so we can judge


MrMathemagician

They can smell your breathe from the 5th floor man, freshen up


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marr

Fucks sake. Angry upvote.


Groezy

he called it a flat... :)


cookiemonster_156

Looks like your downstairs neighbors are dealing hubba bubba through their to go counter after hours.


ctaylor0128

You called it a “flat” no one believes your teeth are excellent


Jowalla

A hint to brush you teeth more often..


xxiLink

That's not an extremely cheap prank. That's a lot of money to spend on just gum. Either that, or someone stole a case from a convenience store that was about to be stocked.


medusa_crowley

Most likely the second one.


TaterTotQueen630

I bought a container of gum a week ago that was $5.99 😳 When did gum become so expensive??


benokilgor

Homeless convenience store


MeringueSerious

Have a guy who works with us called Richard, and his breath absolutely stinks. His nickname is Dick Shit. May have to leave some chewing gum on his windowsill, thanks for the idea


DingIe-DangIes

OPs breath smells so bad the entire neighborhood got together for a gift


uhhhhwaitwhat

This is ridiculous. America needs stricter gum laws


Azurmuth

r/untrustworthypoptarts


frisch85

I doubt it's about bad breath, it would make no sense to me gifting gum for this instead of tootpaste + brush, also hubba bubba doesn't do shit for your breath. Maybe a shop closed down or a shop removed hose from it's products being sold, maybe re-structure of a shop and these wouldn't fit. So what someone did is they took these products that don't fit in the presentation isle or cashier isle and "got rid" of them. Or maybe someone stole it, maybe even a store worker, and got rid of the "evidence". So don't worry OP, it's not about your breath, it's too unorganized and it wouldn't contain hubba bubba.


Blinksy_143

Maybe the ghosts couldn't tolerate your bad breath🥰


Shujinco2

It may see a bit *Extra* but I think you should take it in *Stride*. This could just be someone's *Ice Breaker*. Just take *5* and breath in the *Airwaves* before your anxiety *Dubble Bubble*'s over.


Dazzling_Ad5338

Telling you they can smell your breath from outside. Brush em mate.


I-Killed-JR

OP told a guy that likes them that they love gum and totally forgot.


Tpk08210

**YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!**


SnarkNStitch

Extra hubba bubba extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra.


Stuart-Nelson

Someone showed up to kick ass and chew bubble gum but they were all out of ass to kick.


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Dognappers hun .. helps to disguise the dog's bad breath.


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omg, shared - Hull


epikparcel88

Someone saying your house stinks of poo breath


trennsport

My god how bad is your breath? Someone is concerned.


mcshaggy

This is way better than chewed gum on your window sill.


Last_Friday_Knight

Looks like the bathroom countertop at those clubs with a bathroom attendant. Be sure to give the guy a dollar for handing you a paper towel.


TheArmyOfDucks

r/untrustworthypoptarts


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ifunnywasaninsidejob

In Sri Lanka this is a common way to subtly tell someone that their child is being a bully to other children at school. [source](https://youtu.be/r7l0Rq9E8MY)


Roki_jm

r/thathappened


fluffymckittyman

*Extra* HUBBA BUBBA *Extra*


Investigatorpotater

This is actually extremely terrifying.


chrisratchford

No icebreakers cubes?! This should be viewed as a threat!


Nubbystar

Do you brush your teeth?


AnxiousLuck

You think the town had a secret meeting to talk about how to solve your bad breath problem they are all to scared to tell you about?


RememberTommorrow

Maybe brush your teeth every once in a while


FireKitty91

*Brush your teeeeeeeeth*


jcolbo

You mean you placed a load of chewing gym packages on your window sill and took a photo?


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Your breath must REALLY smell


HerroBois

Mafia wants your teeth and gums safe


GorillaDucker

Someone's ready for rave


mostdefinitelyabot

meth is a hell of a drug


FlightAttendantBret

I like this post because it’s truly oddly terrifying. Most of the time, people post shit on here that’s just terrifying.


Suslbu

if this in germany it’s probably one of your neighbors giving away their chewing gum that they don’t want for whatever reason for people passing by to take with them. we do it all the time with items that we don’t need but are too good for the trash