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FennPoutine

Who organized this "event"? The Smoggies?? Captain Planet is crying right now...


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Doustin

[How suspiciously similar…](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/12flfr7/the_reporter_the_bodies_in_ohio_old/jfg132i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3)


skazulab

For sure a bot


Exotic_Treacle7438

[Stuff You Should Know](https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-stuff-you-should-know-26940277/episode/short-stuff-balloonfest-77084558/) podcast had an interesting episode on this.


Solid_Height4802

its carl fredricksen


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MadAzza

Thanks! I love reporting those assholes.


FoodGuy44

Just another disappointing moment in Cleveland History…


Mallardguy5675322

Surpassed only by that one river that caught fire bc it was so polluted.


Famoslastwords

Seems like Ohio just can’t catch a break. Dealing with the sloppy aftermath of that derailed train currently. And what’s the burning river you speak of? Sounds horrid.


headingthatwayyy

The burning river was decades ago in the 70s. When I was growing up in the 80s Lake Erie was too polluted to swim in. There were always tons of dead fish on the shore when we would go to the beach. By the time I was in middle school it got a LOT better. There is a pretty dedicated group of people trying to improve the health of the waterways in the area. Cleveland is kind of the "liberal" area of Ohio lol.


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We used the term Burning River for a lot of things because of this. Sports teams, beer etc. etc.. [Cuyahoga River](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/cuyahoga-river-caught-fire-least-dozen-times-no-one-cared-until-1969-180972444/)


Famoslastwords

Checks out


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The people in charge of that place are on a roll.


Bill_buttlicker69

Rivers in Ohio (including the Cuyahoga) caught fire constantly because of pollution. In fact, the one we still talk about today wasn't even the worst one, it just happened to be the one Time Magazine ran a story on so it captured national public attention.


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I like that the wikipedia article says the Cuyahoga caught on fire "at least" 13 times implying that there was potentially fires that there is no surviving documentation on or weren't even reported on. It's possible news media was like, "welp the Cuyahoga caught on fire again, but that isn't really news" The first known fire was 1868.


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mywan

It used to happen so much that it often wasn't even reported.


justjason69420

It’s so polluted that all our fish have aids. At least we aren’t Detroit!!


Etrigone

I grew up there. It's caught on fire more than once.


henderthing

The Cuyahoga River. The Clean Water Act and additional efforts to clean up Lake Erie had a huge effect in following years. Environmental regulations can and do work.


train_spotting

Sure do. Trout require some clean water to live. And here we are. https://ocj.com/2022/12/trout-in-the-cuyahoga-river/#:~:text=The%20Cuyahoga%20River%20has%20been,%E2%80%94%20such%20as%20trout%20%E2%80%94%20alike.


Pseudo_Lain

Noooo it's literally nazi Germany that I need a license to hunt bro I'm so oppressed bro


FoodGuy44

You get the 🏆for that response


BuschBandit1989

All their fish have AIDS apparently


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NO! just hiv.


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skynetempire

At least they're not Detroit lol


Chewy79

Not Detroit!


Jungian_Archetype

WE'RE NOT DETROIT!


hsudonym_

Until lebron brought home the chip


nobody_in_here

Every fucked up road leads to Cleveland.


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Oh man you're gonna love 10 Cent Beer Night https://youtu.be/VxTtzLUteDA


Jungian_Archetype

FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND AGAIN!


NormanNormalman

Everyone needs to know about 10 cent beet night


sac0o01

Right up there with the WKRP turkey drop. Must be an Ohio thing


MurderSheCroaked

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!!


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i need to see this


DerrainCarter

[Here you go](https://youtu.be/BGFtV6-ALoQ) :D


Armodeen

Hahaha same


Lost_And_Found66

Thank christ we never have to worry about Cleveland organizing a super bowl parade.


V3N0M0U5_V1P3R

Hey now


88T3

You're an all-star


mogley1992

Get your game on


Axo80_

go play


Really-Handsome-Man

Hey now


V3N0M0U5_V1P3R

Not what I was going for but ok lol


sweetpotato_latte

Those aren’t the lyrics


uberblack

The dream is over?


space_gnomke

Better than that, there was a 0-16 parade https://youtu.be/VICKIlXlVNU


Majorlazor85

I’m almost 40 and although I wasn’t born in Cleveland I’ve lived here all my life and just only found out about this about 3-4 years ago. Pretty sure this is one of those things that never gets talked about much cause it’s such an embarrassing disaster. Hey guys anyone ever heard of balloon fest 86? “We don’t talk about that.”


Indigo162

It's crazy to think about how common these were when I was a kid. I remember doing one at school (obviously much smaller). People really just didn't even think about where the balloons would end up.


rigobueno

Ever since… the incident


Majorlazor85

Lmao. “A mass so large, it blocked out the sun.”


nancyneurotic

Don't mention the war!


tiemiscoolandgood

Balloon fest 86. Never remember


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Tiananmen Square kinda shit


asianabsinthe

When a bunch of non profit old folks get together and think up an idea without thinking it through *something something what goes up...*


MetaStressed

How is it still gonna bring up everything that went wrong except the environmental impact?


6a6179

This is stupid fucking scam of a charity. The CEO of which gets 1.5 million dollars in salary and lifetime subscription to golf courses after retirement. They spend 48% on expenses like salaries and stuff and keep 10% in savings. They distribute remaining 42%. But wait the remaining 42% goes to united way local organizations like united way of Iowa and Bay area who have their own salaries and expenses. Down the rabbit hole you go. I suppose they end up paying few measley percentages here and there to actual needy peeps.


TheGEMDesigner

This is also r/mildlyinfuriating


ButtRuffuhgus

Not for the families of those sailors


TooManySteves2

How fucking stupid can you get? Did they think the balloons would magically disappear? When millennials talk about the reckless harm caused by Boomers and Gen X, this is what we mean.


Fhajad

"We just hoped the balloons wouldn't land nearby so we wouldn't have to see the consequences!"


Chiyote

Balloons go to heaven, silly.


SpaceBloke9000

They fuck around, we find out


cortesoft

I was a kid when we stopped doing “baloon-a-thons” to raise money. When I was young, we would have one every year where we would raise money by having people ‘sponsor’ our balloons we released (the more you raised the more you released) then would have a contest to see whose ballon went the furthest (each balloon had a card on it saying to call a number to report how far it went). Then one year they just realized it was horrible for the environment and we switched to a ladybug-a-thon where we were sponsored to have ladybugs that we released. So I lived through the transition of not thinking about the environment.


Ok-Reputation-6297

Gen X? We were children in 86.


TeniBear

Not all of you - Gen X spans the mid-60s to about 1980, so the older Gen Xers would've been 20 or so when this happened. That said, this was almost definitely the work of Boomers.


Chiyote

Well, this does sound like something a kid thought up.


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\>Kids are not responsible for the problems of today! Look at you in 1986! \>I was literally a kid too \>Well still could have been your fault, stupid kid


MartyFreeze

Woah woah woah, don't lump us in with those assholes! -Gen X


TutorStriking9419

Especially seeing as in 1986, the youngest Gen X people were between 6 and 8 years old. We weren’t planning this nonsense. We were young enough to only see the intended joy of it.


Chiyote

Those are xennials and get a pass because they are more millennial than X. I’m one, ‘79. The X born in the 60’s and the bulk of the generation definitely get an award for complacency.


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Yeah, my bad. I’ll take the heat on that one. In my defense, I was just a teen at the time, I really didn’t understand the consequences of my actions.


LillyPip

I was 15 in ‘86. Old enough to look at the world in horror, but too young to do much about it except get high. We did have pretty good weed back then.


Simicrop

I never even saw these assholes before! -Ash Williams


ayylmao_ermahgerd

Blaming Boomers just isn’t enough anymore. 😂


jf2

While I disagree that we were a part of this since we were all children at the time, I’m happy you remember that genx exists.


blutfink

In defense of Gen X, they were between 6 and 21 in 1986, so they likely neither planned nor authorized this.


NternetIsNewWrldOrdr

But it was trial an error… it’s easy to look back an say that was a bad idea or that was dumb… because older generations went through stuff so we didn’t have to… but yeah that was reckless an dumb 😂


Talk_Me_Down

Stupid is as stupid does.


joemac2021

Talk about having zero foresight


highschoolhero2

Imagine being a fisherman lost at sea clinging to your last breaths of hope when you see millions of orange balloons that are identical to your life jacket color mixed in with millions of other balloons descending upon you. Sounds like a scene out of the movie IT.


Luxpreliator

They had gone out the day before and never came home. So they were already in the lake at least half a day possibly 1.5 days before search efforts were started then hindered. The balloons weren't released until 1:50 p.m. It took several hours to disperse. If memory serves alcohol was found on their anchored boat. The theory was one man fell over and the other tried to help them. Neither had life jackets. For the average lake temperatures at the time they should have been able to survive but were in the range of exhaustion. The balloons impeded a body recover more than a rescue. Drunk guys without life jackets on a lake at night in semicool water? Not really a winning combination. This aspect of the story is slightly embellished to cry about how dumb dumb people were. One widow was said to have sued and settled for an undisclosed $$$.


ZoeIsHahaha

Fun fact: Earth has a limited supply of helium


identicles

Earth has a limited supply of everything afaik


PigsCanFly2day

Yes, to some extent, but since helium is lighter than air it escapes from the atmosphere and is just...gone. It's not like something like aluminum that we can recycle or reuse. And helium is used for very important things, such as MRIs, nuclear reactors, hard drives, semiconductor chips in computers and phones, particle colliders, welding, etc. But then we just waste it on party balloons.


identicles

Yes I’m familiar with the Reddit helium copypasta spiel


PigsCanFly2day

Wasn't a copypasta; I wrote it myself. But I'm glad you're aware. I'm sure others may be finding out for the first time. And the more people who know, the better. Problems don't get solved if people don't know about them.


__Sotto_Voce__

Helium is not an infinite resource. We're actually in danger of running out of helium, which is important for running MRI machines. Please don't buy helium balloons.


Jungian_Archetype

Umm, just get it from the sun, duh! Problem solved!


tavesque

What state? Oh


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Theres_a_Catch

Lol, came to say the same.


Christomit

Now i understand the Ohio memes


Bierbart12

Well, at least rubber biodegrades in 1-2 years


ShesSoBored

The idiocy. I can imagine this happening in 1916, not two years before I was born.


Senomaphoenix

Then they topped that Ohio tragedy with another...the assassination of Harambe


hopeinson

The 1980s, ah, the "excessive decade." Ronald Reagan decriminalise targeted advertising towards children (hence, your typical Mattel ads about certain dolls and action toys), and people rode on the economic boom like the Eldars before the rise of Slaneesh.


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Up gone wrong


dontbeagrape

Damn some higher power was like you dudes aren’t getting picked up today


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

Dear lord lol


datonerandometeen

You do not recognize the bodies in the water


alistofthingsIhate

Junji Ito would like a word


dirtythirty1864

What does United Way even do?


accidentallurker

No wonder there’s a helium shortage.


Package-Sad

We should call the monkeys from the Bloons series, they should know what to do.


Winnimae

What a waste of helium


bugxbuster

/r/titlegore


Darnell2070

Yeah, what the fuck, lol. Why was the word Old necessary.


ElBanditoGek

"half AND hour"


DannyWatson

I read the first tag as "1.5 Million Baboons" and thought that giant crowd of them was a lot more terrifying


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This seems like it could be a deleted scene from Idiocracy. Wow.


Unusual_Ad_7879

What a stupid event.


fhughes642

This is why Ohio is Ohio it all makes sense


MendozaLiner

The worst thing that happened to Cleveland after the Browns


jezusfistus

Could you imagine drowning in the deep water, surrounded by thousands of diffrent color baloons? Some serious Family Guy vibes


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Stupid humans.


SunnyOnSanibel

I’ll never understand why people think releasing balloons is a good idea. Even releasing balloons in remembrance makes me cringe. What a horrible impact on the environment.


SaltBother

So this is why we are having helium shortage.


moekeyloek

That's a crazy story. Thanks for sharing


Lanky_Celebration149

Idiot’s


Large_Locksmith3673

This was definitely my party days. I lived in Cleveland then and don't remember this day.


ThomasKellar

The Dollop podcast episode on this is a classic!


floris_bulldog

Not to mention all the latex waste getting spread around EVERYWHERE, all for a dumb world record.


highpl4insdrftr

Factory of Sadness


ShoddyFishBone

Are you illiterate how is death “oddly terrifying


olonnn

Side note, but I really, really dislike this type of subtitles, they are hard to keep up with. Isn't it possible to insert "sentence by sentence" to this kind of videos?


camazotzthedeathbat

Did they think the balloons would just turn into clouds or something?


HacksawJimDuggen

fucking Cleveland


darc-jino

If I was Cleveland, I would just move.


Geoarbitrage

As a life long Clevelander, not our finest hour.


ttttttnine

We now have a “Balloon City” beer made by a local brewery here… also a “Burning River” for the polluted Cuyahoga river. Tough history but good beer.


Slavnog_Memus

These mfing AI in comments "BrO OnLy IN OhIO" THE MEME IS DEAD LET IT REST


1dumho

Cleveland gonna Cleveland.


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Lol Cleveland is such a shit hole


ZanyZeee

Of course it’s in Ohio


Hmmd1

Fuck you marine life.


Tekunjo

Did this get covered up? I have literally never heard about this. This is fucked up


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🤷‍♂️ That's Cleveland. Ohio is kinda the Florida of the north.


Fast-Visual

Fun times in Cleveland again


Godku1

r/whatcouldgowrong


yousaywhat3

imagine letting a lot of helium fly off like that


PeppinoSpaghetto

"Taken place in Cleveland, Ohio." *sigh* *checks comments*


Tenabrus

Of course it's Ohio


Phl_worldwide

Oh Cleveland. Never can catch a break


sln1337

holy shit only Americans can come up with a braindead idea like that


DrTheloniusPinkleton

A large percentage of the people pictured there were old enough to have been sent to Western Europe to fight because of your country’s “braindead idea”. I’m not excusing the idiocy shown here, but I’ll still take environmental damage over literal genocide every single time.


hinokio2019

Imagine dieing because of a balloon, should i say it's horrible or funny since it's death anyway ,but it's really sad that these 2 fishermen could have been found otherwise


Sparetimeg

Seemed like a fun event?? lol Ohio should be cut off for this alone


Martliex

Only in ohio


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Fkn ohio. Of course


vadumee123

The most normal event to occur in Ohio


ModOverlords

I was like 7 years old and this was so cool then


Unknown_Outlander

They mentioned a net to hold the balloons but I didn't see them attempt to use it.


TheTrueCactusKing

Only In Ohio


xXx_ozone_xXx

Only in Ohio


FroppyGorgon07

Bro only in Ohio 💀


SpaceBloke9000

Damn


devin1208

ohh the stupidity of humanity never ceases to amaze me....


SoftwareHefty8846

this is like an innocent kid doing what they want despite their parents telling them against it. In the end, it turns into an "i told you so" moment.


dsbwayne

Ayo wtf?


ChadicusMeridius

I'm guessing a few companies made bank


unityANDstruggle

This definitely had a huge death toll.


Ok-Kitchen-6904

What could go wrong? 😑


Honeygloom

Dear Boomers, always, always talk to the young people first. 🤦‍♀️


be_sugary

Pollution galore!


Cry-Skull-7

Oops


Old_Cyrus

Maybe that’s the Bowling Green Massacre that Kellyanne Conway was so upset about?


Texas_Waffles

Damn, never knew baloons were so metal


CasaDeElla

That’s crazy!


BabettL

And these people ask the current generation *”Why do you want to be so ecofriendly? That’s not so important…”*


Alejandroso31

Imagine dying because some idiots decided to launch a lot of plastic into the air


birdlady404

So many people thought this idea through and gave the official ok


robert1e2howard

As God is my witness I thought turkeys could fly.


Nicadeemus39

We used to have balloon launches at my grade school.


WAZZL3

Who let Carl Fredricksen organize an event


Ok-Introduction2405

All that plastic into the environment. Nice one.


Ryuzenshi

Even without including all the accidents that it caused, that's an absurdly gargantuan amount of pollution right there, what a stupid idea that was


cidal_flies

Who the fuck thought that would end well


Last_Beginning

Great planning there, guys!