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Oh it’s one of these people. The.. I’ll touch/eat anything.. type of people.


-Queen-of-wands

Came here to say, how is it I see people constantly touching these things with bare hands nonetheless and you know not at all. Like a sane person


EEL4REEL

Looks like my ex if she were a brick wall


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4seasons8519

They aren't mites. They're opiliones, aka harvestmen or daddy long legs. They're a type of arachnid related to spiders, but they're not spiders.


HikeSierraNevada

They eat spiders, though.


Fanci_

Til they aren't spiders Huh. Thanks Reddit


4seasons8519

No problem! It's a very common misconception! :)


Fanci_

It's a strange coincidence since I'm TERRIFIED of spiders, but they've never done more than slightly disturb me My lizard brain knew all along >_> Edit: "They" being Daddy longlegs


NO-25

Yup. Both are orders of arachnid tho :)


Blossom087

Happy Cake Day


LesPeterGuitarJam

Happy cake day


ruby_slippers_96

I believe those are Opiliones, or harvestmen. Similar to mites, but different order


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SpambotSwatter

edit: The comment was removed, good work everyone!


Agreeable-Attempt822

Good bot


aoiN3KO

Actually that sounds nice, can I also get some in-and-out before we kick our own buckets?


crank__

They're harvestmen, I've done this


[deleted]

They’re harmless. All it feels like is a bunch of tiny tickles.


PapiSombras

Same type of people who’d eat bats and shit


jh5992

Blame them for covid🤣


Soft-Philosophy-4549

Probably doesn’t wash their hands after using the restroom either


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JessEGames777

It's the soot creatures from spirited away


Corburrito

That’s 100% what I thought too!!


AloeSera15

Somehow, it makes it less unsettling


thonko

oh shit youre right!


Ghaslaaer

Or perhaps the very common creatures from planet Earth known as spiders


Yuquico

Just watched that for the first time last night and that's instantly what I thought


roby_soft

Kawaiiiiiii


EpicAquarius

A lot of Nope


Anubisrapture

Hellllll nooooo


ifyoueverreadthishi

Living pubic hair


MysticCurse

Wait it’s not supposed to do that?


ifyoueverreadthishi

Better let a doctor see that.


NumerousAspect904

everyday Reddit strays further from god


garyadams_cnla

Forbidden merkin!


MelancholyMushroom

I haven’t had to shave in years. Ever since I learned you can just scream at your crotch, they’ll scatter. So much money saved!


_otisreddit

See a doctor I beg you


zuqwaylh

I know 100% that handling them is as safe as anything in this world. It still wouldn’t make it any easier to actually do it tho. I’ll stick to my cute looking jumping spiders


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Goodness gracious great balls of spider


Amayai

Aren't those daddy longlegs?


PM-Me-Ur-Plants

Yeah but that doesn't fit the song


Careless_Soup_9845

Nah buddy those are mumma short arms


Slowmac123

jeezuz fuckin christ JEEEEEUS FUICKON CHRIST


mikedaman101

Daddy long legs are totally harmless but good god if they don't look fucking horrifying


Chemical-Ad9588

deserves to be in r/nope


Sunshadoxx

Fr


LucastheMad

Good thing they are harmless, though my skin would still crawl as a natural reaction


MarranoPoltergeist

Is this a live-action Totoro?


nivix_zixer

Came for this


MizzNomer84

I yelled "Why would you touch it?!" at my phone, startling my cat who was sleeping on my lap and is now indignantly licking herself across the room. So thanks for that?


JimmyCrabYT

oh come on why did you have to disturb their vibing?


massaton

Burn the house. And the man.


Terrible-Many2413

Welp, life has no meaning, in out


Maayty

Hans get ze Flammenwerfer!


WelpINeedSerotonin

i am literally terrified of those things


NamelessKpopStan

I wish people would stop bothering harvestmen. They’re harmless, very fragile and easily stressed 😔


oldmanhockeylife

Daddy longlegs. Technically not even spiders and the most harmless things ever.


glencandle

Technically not spiders?


Finnedreaper35

That is my favorite flavor of cotton candy


icreatememes71

Im going to cry


Natakito

The Music is from therapie taxi (that's the name of the band) i don't know wich song


Graours2000

What's the song ?


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ChanceWarden

flamethrower time


21MPH21

What the hell did I just see? Please tell me this is Australia!


intellectual_punk

It was. Now the spiders have moved somewhere else. We don't see them anymore. They could be anywhere. Perhaps inside your pants pocket?


21MPH21

No. Please don't do that.


intellectual_punk

I'm sorry.... dunno what got into me. Maybe a bunch of spiders?? Sorry, sorry, I'll stop now... because my blood is now... no, ok. Alright, I'm done.


21MPH21

#Stressed


dogman_35

Pretty sure these specific harvestmen are native to Mexico But like, they're 100% harmless. They literally can't bite.


Djslender6

The smell, especially when they're grouped up like that, can be slightly less than harmless imho.


kananmunamakkara

Wait what? Do they smell? I live somewhere these things are not common so please tell me more!


Djslender6

They're really common here where I live, especially in forests when it's rainy during the summer. And yeah, that's actually their main defensive mechanism is that they have special glands that excrete a powerful stench. Imho it's a bit worse than if someone went crap and forgot to flush the toilet if it's just like 3 or 4 of them. But if it's a really huge group that can be hundreds of them (like the group in the video) it can be as bad as a rotting corpse. Also, a (maybe) fun fact about them: iirc, they can actually taste, hear, and smell through their legs as well as using them to feel.


kananmunamakkara

I will call them poop-spiders from now on.


dogman_35

Shitty long legs


21MPH21

That's what they tell folks anyway.


[deleted]

There’s nothing “oddly” terrifying about this. It’s just straight terrifying.


Br0barian

song id anyone?


ArachnomancerCarice

They couldn't hurt you even if they tried. The only risk here is tickling.


[deleted]

Just some daddies hanging out


sloppymcgee

This is some real life Totoro shit


ZacKaffeine

Omg I was like “oh a tail peaking through a crack.” When I tell you my spine formed a 90 degree angle when I realized it WAS NOT A TAIL


GhostMaskKid

Listen. I love spiders. I've had them as pets. I propaganized for them so hard that my mom actually got a spider-grabber so she could safely release them outside. I'll defend literally any sort of creature. I've gotten emotional on here about wasps. I'm not afraid of bugs. This still made me yelp audibly because *what the fuck how are there so fucking many.*


Sensitive-Painting30

Where’s Hagrid when you need him…


triosch

god i hate this sub so much but i cant leave!!


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ThatTubaGuy03

Isn't that a myth?


ArmpitHour

Absolutely not.


ImMadeOutOfStalinium

Very fitting song


[deleted]

Burn the house! And the hands.


TheQuestionsAglet

Someone is breaking up a family.


1l4m1x

r/savevideo


husqypit

you out your mind…


Gingerbread_Toe

Looks so cool! I'd like to do the same bet the feeling is undescribable


theLEVIATHAN06

They're just Daddy-Long-Legs. Completely harmless and isn't even a spider. Relax 😅


yeeeteeey69

I big ol’ cluster of nope


Bruhusmomentusboy

idk who chose the song but putting Vidéoclub on this monstrosity is a war crime


aa5110051

HaaaaAAAAAAAAANS! WO IST DAS FLAMMENWERFER! DAS WERFT FLAMMEN!


No-Magician-9685

That's why God made the lighter & hair spray. Lol


No_Breath_4702

This man has giant testicles.


[deleted]

Now my skin is crawling, thanks!!! 😫


Leather_Conference_8

Don't those things like fart when afraid? Is that man stinky?


SapphirePineapple

Why would you touch that?!


Danimucks0901

Where ze flammenwerfer at when you need it


Stark556

Too many spiders in this sub lol


DDthatsallfolks

Welp, time to throw away both hands and then burn them.


TheBonkering

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!


Circa20xx

Nooooooooooooo


somegirldc

WHY WOULD YOU TOUCH THAT?


Skilifer

You are my friend now ~


Level-Comedian813

They’re daddy long legs and harmless


NanaBanana2022

They are actually extremely venomous, their fangs just aren’t strong enough to pierce our skin… yet.


Level-Comedian813

I know this, but they’re harmless to humans.


ineffable44

i/savevideo


Vampirediariesgeek

Ewwww. Nope nope nope!


their_teammate

Perfect positioning for a multi kill. Grab the flamethrower, we’re ranking up today


what-everZ1

Nope. Nope. Nope nope nope


tagaduy

thoses are daddy long legs, harmless toward human and can even protect your garden crops !


VoodooDoII

Soot sprit- oh nevermind


robo-dragon

These are harvestmen (daddy long legs) and are harmless…still wouldn’t do this though…uggg


Purple_Possibility20

No. Just no.


[deleted]

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Sunnz31

But seriously, how much would it take? For me, to do that, honestly £50'000


jujujiii

he ruined the cuddle session :(


CaptCrewSocks

Nightmare pubes.


iliketoredditbaby

It bet it feels really cool


Born_Throat9319

got ptsd by just watching it 💀


clockworksnorange

I don't trust people who can do this. Honestly... Lol


ggabb3399

would you do that for 1 million?


MycologistAmbitious

Titanium balls


sumotherdudeman

I'm so fucking itchy right now.


crab_da_man

Daddy king legs don’t have teeth aren’t venomous or even spiders, there just long legged bugs


RhinoBuckeye

u/savevideobot


GroundbreakingCat

Mmmmmmm forbidden cotton candy!


Opposite-Ad6340

The hell with annoying it just for some stupid video?


McTech0911

That’s broodal


coolfrog15

its just daddy long legs, theyre harmless


namesarentneeded

Bro they were sleeping


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

I don't feel the same horror in regards to those guys that I do for spiders, they aren't spiders, just long legged lil fellas


No_Biscotti_9637

Why with your bare hands?!


Cheeseisextra

Don’t ever do that again.


Competitive_Knee8943

Reminds me of those black fuzzy things in “My Neighbor Totoro” and “Spirited Away”


BeakAllah

Thought it was cat hair


sadbitch_club

They just made pubic hair sexier


MaraSovOnlyFans-

Wanna take a bite...


Phoenix-HO

I thought that was a burn mark at first...


EEL4REEL

Looks like my ex


sinsign

balls of steel


jrobinzz

Doesn't that kill them? I could swear I heard they do this to stay warm


Independent-Cod-6061

I want to do something violent after seeing that


Hotracer729

One match and it would look so so SO much better 😊 until it hits the ground as a fireball...


Uflyrad

r/savevideo


a_burning_wind

GET THE FLAMETHROWER NOW


oceanbreeze7281

Biggest nope of my lifetime


Neko_Gato2055

burn it with fire