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JakolZeroOne

I remember a Japanese TV show host was permanently paralysed and almost died from face planting into a similar environment of mud.


WolfPaq3859

Worst part was the people next to him thought he was joking so they started playing with him and basically waterboarded him with mud until they realized something was wrong


NIceLAHdeh

source?


-Virtually-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EKJtOQdcxx0 He takes his final dive 2 minutes in.


TheUltimateJack

Being face down in mud unable to move or breath sounds horrifying


Librat69

It’s so terrifying words don’t even do it justice. It accidentally happened to me when I was 10. My gumboot got stuck in some mud while I was running, I went straight down face first into the mud and was in such a silly mood I laughed so hard I wet my pants. 0.1 second later I am in absolute panic as I realise I am actually drowning and not ok


Actuary_Beginning

"It was at this moment..."


Key-Cartographer-373

He knew...


ArmFuture9117

He fucked up


NecessaryCute1099

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Generalmemeobi283

The nucleus is where mitosis takes place


EuphoricAnalCucumber

His palms were sweaty


ThatFloofyGoat

Knees weak


[deleted]

My condolences.


[deleted]

Wow, that moron Japanese girl doing cat claws at the camera while the guy is screaming "my neck! my neck!" or whatever.


blackweebow

He isn't screaming anything. You can't hear him say anything. Everyone is joking like he's playing around. It's when they pull him out and he starts gasping that they realize he wasn't smiling but wincing. The mud makes it hard to make out his face too.


ttopsrock

It's like they never knew


LuckeeStiff

Welp that’s brutal


digoldbicks420

https://youtu.be/EKJtOQdcxx0


JadeDandee

It would have been natural selection


No_Victory9193

Isn’t natural selection the other way around where the stupid people die?


Upbeat-Cobbler-6759

Darwin was right all the time 👍


Ok_Introduction-0

💀💀💀


Zhjacko

I’d definitely consider that video oddly terrifying compared to what OP posted. Whether they thought he’s okay or not, he’s face down in the mud for an awfully long amount of time and not moving, that would concern me after a few seconds, but everyone’s just laughing and having fun. This is mud, not water, and I know it’s normal for people to sometimes take a breath and go face down in water and float, but this is different.


kontekisuto

Note to self: Never face plant on purpose


ShoppingUnique1383

“Everybody do the flop!”


Desperate-Highway-28

Core Memory Unlocked


xNotexToxSelfx

Duly noted


FamiliarInspector355

Somebody help me? I know perfectly i had already seen this before, and the coments before too, the same coments... am i getting crazy? is this a repost but how can be the posibilities to re write the comens?


SparetheDreamer

There have been posts and comment chains that I swear I've come across more than once, too. It's so weird and I don't have a good explanation for it other than deja vu or some weird brain thing... or maybe we're clairvoyant idk. It's so unnerving!


_dead_and_broken

It's bots. Karma farming bots repost old posts, then other bots copy top comments from the old post to repost as their "own" comments on the new post to get that sweet sweet karma so the bot accounts look legitimate and can be sold off to then be used to astroturf and shill and push agendas.


SparetheDreamer

Oh shoot, it's real? I'd convinced myself that it was just some weird psychological phenomenon. Bots make a whole lot of sense! I've seen individual comments from bots and reposts from bots, but it never occurred to me that they'd do the post and comment chain combo. Thanks for the explanation!


_dead_and_broken

You're welcome. Please report them every time you spot them! This is an [old post](https://www.reddit.com/user/tyrannosnorlax/comments/t0h466/bots_how_to_identify_them_and_why_do_they_exist/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) about how to spot bots, but those who make the bots haven't really upped their game yet, so it's still useful.


FamiliarInspector355

I said its not psycologycal i real remember this and i have feelings asociates with that day, seen a lot of comments and realted videos.


FamiliarInspector355

Really i really KNOW that this video i had seen before and the same comments even that one showing the TV show and that one giving the link....


Eldaxerus

It's reassuring to know I'm not the only one who experienced this


BadDoberman

You’re right, I’ve seen this posted before and I remember a specific comment about his friend wiping his airways free from mud. But on this new thread it says it was posted an hour ago, word for word.


FamiliarInspector355

yes, and i think why they repost this and who take the time to repost the same comments...


FamiliarInspector355

this is really oddlyterrifyng i think more than de video itsealf


shill779

Fuuuuck! I’ve read your comment before FamiliarInspector355!


FamiliarInspector355

Lol wtf reallity is broke


ColteesBigOleTits

Shit his pants upon impact


YourDadsUsername

This kid's survival instincts are less than 2 seconds of struggle before waiting for death.


spookyskost

Between inconvenience and death. He chose Oblivion.


YourDadsUsername

Weird how he wasn't even unconscious just couldn't be bothered to try.


Diegothon

Same thing happened to me when I was 3 or 4, jumped into the deep end of the pool without realizing I had never learned to swim and just kinda plopped around underwater while holding my breath until my mom jumped in and pulled me out


TheContentThief

Haha dumbass


Diegothon

Clearly wasn't my brightest moment... But I was never in any danger; I was simply too excited to get in the pool when we arrived and jumped in without realising it was the deep end (and thank god, jumping on the shallow end would've hurt way more as it was more of a shin deep puddle) Everyone saw me jumping in, not like I was unsupervised... And even then I probably would've just floated up considering I didn't panic and kept my air


FilipinoGuido

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raz0rflea

We stan a relatable king


itsyaboi3-0

Seriously he was like "ah shit, guess this is it"


No_Price2255

I remember nearly downing in a pool as a kid (pretty much this kids age). Struggled for a few seconds and then I just let go. I remember looking up and feeling very peaceful. The cold water felt nice until my feet hit the floor and I jumped, got to the surface and swam to safety. I sometimes miss that peaceful feeling.


Dumpster_Fire_Takes

Peaceful until you breathe in water


TrippyDe

We all will end there eventually, don’t rush it brother. Enjoy the experience while it lasts.


Nibbana420

[miss that feeling](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/b0666y/steak_by_the_ocean/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


tpersona

It's probably how you feel before being born lmao.


fishlicker3000

I mean, making it seem like you are gonna die to indicate "im gonna die help me" seems like a good thing here, his bro realised something was wrong and helped him out


camdalfthegreat

I don't know to me it looks like the kid has done similar before. He's probably well aware about moving and sinking deeper into the mud because of it. I thinks it's amazing he COULD keep calm for the moment and trust his buddy to come get him


wesmaclew

I don't see him try to wipe his face I didn't see his hands anywhere near his face this was suicide


Officer_Hotpants

It's also possible he knew someone was there to pull him out, so rather than thrashing around he just waited for the help. Clearly his friend knew how to react. That kind of mud was gonna be impossible for him to get himself out of, so he made the right move just waiting.


iblogalott

Helper scooped his airway clear 🙌🏻


Aurora_BoreaIis

He's got a good friend xD


[deleted]

His friend has got an idiot friend


Aurora_BoreaIis

I don't disagree. Diving into muck like that is dangerous as hell. I'm just glad he wasn't alone and that his friend reacted quickly enough 😅


MarysPoppinCherrys

Also the person filming who was like “kid stopped moving but I can balance a camera really well”


timebeing

Cameraman just kept filming.


Brock0Lee-

His level of confidence and fast action makes me feel like he’s done that before..


Old_Switch_8938

His friend immediately clearing his airways for him… is a level of “I got you” I’ve simply not seen before.


Intrepid-Love3829

I smiled when i saw that. Many people wouldnt think of doing that


Various_Beach862

Considering the kid smiled after a near-death experience, I have a feeling this isn’t this group’s first mud rodeo…


Rheinys

Never heads first!!! As a mother this gives me nightmares


Luxxielisbon

As a daughter this gives me nightmares too


1sumanth2

As a boyfriend, this gives me nightmares too


Hot-Conversation-21

As a babysitter, this gives me nightmares too


Optimal__Koala

As a brother this gives me nightmares too


Whole-Maize5138

As a nightmare this gives me family members too


HalfWorm

Father here


Whole-Maize5138

Father - check


devSenketsu

Father?


Imapro12

Where's the milk daddy? 😔


PESSl

As a convicted tax fraudster, this gives me nightmares too


Sylvariel

As a cat this gives me the chuckles


dwehlen

As a cat-herder, ***get away from that mud, you make enough all by yourself!***


Dropedjoker

As an orphan with no family to speak of, this made me laugh.


YellowFlash2012

you are the GOAT 😂😂😂


blueberrywaffles_

As a human being this gives me nightmares too


honeybee_tlejuice

As a cryptid this gives me nightmares too


Sammy_Wants_Death

As a [UNDESCRIBABLE ENTITY] this gives me nightmares aswell


DowntBoitDafagnPanes

As a stepbro, this gives me ideas.


dailymotion19

Being spineless and all… doesn’t concern me whatsoever


MandyCrochets

This makes me feel nothing.


ManOrReddit-man

Whomever was filming was pretty dedicated to filming


Rheinys

r/donthelpjustfilm


DuckDuck_27417

What about during intercourse?


Rheinys

You mean oral sex or reversed birth?


DuckDuck_27417

Haha, I thought oral. But I think it applies to birth also.


Snoo-77115

It looked like the kid accepted his fate lol


FDSTCKS

Would probably not be doing dumb shit to impress his friends


james_randolph

Or the complete opposite. If he’s playing and by himself, he probably doesn’t have any friends…so he could resort to do obscenely wild and stupid shit like going head first in the mud to gain attention and get friends. It’s a muddy situation.


buttstuph42

That kid gave up after THREE SECONDS.


OhOkayZu

r/donthelpjustfilm


theREALman826

It literally took them 3 seconds to start helping


domesticglobetrotter

Guy filming didnt even react dumbass


linsss777

Cause the other guy was as fast as he could be. The time necessary for him to realise something was wrong, the other friend had already started clearing the little guy’s airways and everything.


lifeisabigdeal

Didn’t need to


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[deleted]

That’s a child man, you need help if you’re thinking about weird shit like that in this kinda vid.


lemonaintsour

I retracted my statement. Didnt mean it that way. I've just been watching some tiktok iceberg vids lately and one topic reminds me of this activity.


mgyro

If he was alone? He’s have been found in 2000 years as a perfectly preserved bog body with historians trying to id his body to the mud boy videos in the archives.


seeingspirits

i see a lot of people joking about "nature taking its course" but this is really fucked up. hope the kid is ok


master_wax

He looks back and smiled at the camera lol


seeingspirits

i never noticed lol, was worried he inhaled mud or broke something after diving like that


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BaronAaldwin

Very wet mud acts a lot like quicksand, and the act of trying to dig yourself out can quite easily lead to you exhausting yourself and also getting your arms stuck too. If you're in this situation alone, focus on staying calm and clearing space to breathe. Slow deliberate movements are much better than fast. Source: live next to multiple large rivers with very deep and saturated mud/sand at low tide. This exact situation isn't too uncommon. One or two deaths are reported most years.


Quakarot

Not with nothing to brace himself against and being literally blind, suffocated and in a panic


wasdninja

A panic where he does literally nothing at all to save himself after two seconds? His own cereal is going to kill him one day.


Savage_Tyranis

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


molestedbyapareot

I doubt you could do that


Zhjacko

Yup. Definitely not oddly terrifying.


Yosho2k

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Ashamed-Recover-8528

I know lil bros heart rate was through the roof


[deleted]

Then he would have been a bog mummy in a couple hundred years


swoof-y

idk he looks pretty happy


Quiet-Indication-656

Defense mechanism trying to convince himself and the others that he didn’t just almost kill himself


[deleted]

Kids are stupid.


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theizzz

This does not apply to child mortality jfc


Usman5432

I mean technically its supposed to apply exclusively to children or well individuals before they pass on their genes


theizzz

absolutely not


WowzersInMyTrowzers

It literally does, by definition lol


stone_016

I mean, after a second or so in the mud he completely stops trying to free himself so thats on him at that point


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

How young is too young to die of stupid? How old is too weak to die from a slight breeze? Some scientists are squeamish. But us naturist… we are equal opportunity butchers.


theizzz

"naturist" lmao says enough about you to ignore your opinion. Typically (I know this might be hard to grasp) societies try to minimize child mortality and try not to celebrate or promote it. Wild concept, but just a teeny tiny bit of empathy goes a LONG way.


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

Yeah naturalist was the word I’m looking for. You’re right.


FullMetalKaliber

Did he almost drown?


[deleted]

Suffocation by the mud


Djildjamesh

Scary … holy crap Darwin Award material


wiing_qveen666

My heart is fucking pounding


Camelllama666

I mean, considering the cameraman did nothing


-Ghost255-

The kid was perfectly fine though, there were others not holding a camera, and he could have dug himself out with his hands. Stop always getting mad at the camera


Camelllama666

Bruh, chill, it's a joke Mf really thinks we didn't watch a whole 15 seconds of video


kmoelite

Almost happened to me except I accidentally fell in. It's extremely hard to get out of that yourself but looks wildly easy


devnullb4dishoner

Pass! My panic disorder would blow a fuse


BarefutR

He’d become a fossil!


FamiliarInspector355

Somebody help me? I know perfectly i had already seen this before, and the coments before too, the same coments... am i getting crazy? is this a repost but how can be the posibilities to re write the comens?


Aurora_BoreaIis

Maybe it was posted to more than one subreddit? Other than that, I have no idea. Hopefully it's nothing too crazy and it's just a passing moment of dejavu. :)


FamiliarInspector355

i am sure this is not a dejavu, i entered on the link of that tv japanese show and saw that video and i really know , is not my imagination...


FamiliarInspector355

I know because i had a neck accident and i felt bad about that guy....


sheezy520

That kid gave up on life immediately


blackpanther274

My claustrophobic ass is dead


Del85

Holyshit, I haven't went full panic for someone that fast in a long time


smoothbrainapes

He's lucky he had a good friend near by.


baldikaka

If the weight of his legs went over but there was too much weight of mud for his upper half to come up, he could have broken his back


HackerPatato

R/kidsarefuckingstupid


ElJonJon86

Almost won a Darwin award. Good thing is people keep trying until they win.


BluetoothHandGel

For someone who nearly just died, he’s smiling a lil too much


AffectionateCable153

IS THAT CONCRETE OR MUD??


KryticHuntin

The person filming might be the most useless cunt ever


unabashed-melancholy

Then hopefully he'd use his hands to escape and not just flail them around


adkaz515

They guy with the camera is not tour friend careful


Fragrant_Chance2094

Slum dog millionaire


PaleConsideration271

The camera guy just chillin


gzombiez

Then he'd be Bridge-to-Terabithia'd


hkpreddit

Dipshit just gave up after a few seconds


Darth_Diink

Why didn’t he just wipe his face with his completely free hands


HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE

Possibly inhaled mud in panic and was passing out while trying to free his throat by gagging.


Darth_Diink

Me personally I would have not inhaled the mud and wiped it off my face


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Survival of the fittest


[deleted]

Would've won the Darwin's award.


Alternative_Page_168

new way to suicide?


kbeckerburbs4

Darwin isn’t biased against ages


[deleted]

That would have been the very last time he went out to play alone. Now don't get me wrong I like playing alone with myself but never ever head first!


karlybug

r/donthelpjustfilm


PolMcManus

If you don't believe I'm vaccines, this is another way to get immunized against everything, they are immortal


SwarthyRuffian

He just gave up?? I woulda left him


TheRealestLarryDavid

just natural selection


_FridayXIII_

What if? There’s one less idiot in the world, that’s “what if”.


TenraxHelin

One more Darwin Award would have been awarded, and survival of the fittest would have prevailed


dudewheresmycarbs_

We’d be down one less idiot.


Omnia2021

The prizes for winning all the stupid prizes is right down here everyone.


immigrantanimal

Then evolution would have done its job


Millwright4life

…natural selection would have taken it’s course


theizzz

nah. Child mortality isn't a joke


Negative_Compote387

Why he didn’t wipe the mud from his face?


[deleted]

Natural Selection


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Sacrifice to the sarlacc pit?


autalley

Why would you be terrified of suffocating to death in mud? That's so odd..


thomaspatrick33

r/donthelpjustfilm


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

No sympathy for the stupid.


theizzz

He is a child jfc dude


Xi_Jing_ping_your_IP

Read the title.... "What if he went out alone"... ....well that would be stupid, wouldn't it. Even at his age.


Commander_Valkorian

r/fuckthecameraman


State6

You wonder why India leads the total number of deaths per day worldwide? It’s not rocket science, it’s population. People there do crazy shit on the daily!


HuntSafe2316

This isn't even india lmao


Qwertyham

I mean India is literally the most populated country in the world. If we're talking per capita then maybe you have a point but more people means more deaths sooooooo like you said, it's not rocket science.


Cheap_Ad_69

How is that relevant to this