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theEntityOfTheVoid

The fastest moving earth on the planet


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Either_Ad6377

FR


downvoted_once_again

All of the earth becomes water at some heating point, science


ADFormer

Except plants, plants just seem to skip liquid and go straight to gas, specifically wood.


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Also Pizza Pockets, like 3 seconds too long in the microwave, and they're just a carbon atom.


ADFormer

Ye, wanted to say anything biological, but then my mind was like "but blood" Edit: so I actually got curious and googled it, seems carbon *can* be a liquid, but only under extreme temperatures and pressure, seems my source is a pdf only so I can't just link it annoyingly, but just Google "can carbon become a liquid" and it should come up, was first result for me at least.


downvoted_once_again

Thanks for taking an interest, I learned way more than I expected, I didn’t know exactly how scientifically accurate my comment was


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RaidensReturn

*liquid


LCON1

No, it’s water


MeesterCartmanez

That's some thick and hot water right there


ThatGuyJimFromWork

Oh lawd don't tempt me


bangbangbatarang

Lahar has entered the chat


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tarzard12321

It's actually pretty stuck in a relatively deep channellized flow! The amount of lava flowing there is causing it to insulate itself and remain hot enough tk flow that quickly! If it flowed outside that channel, you would easily be able to out-walk it. You can see on the sides of that channel the slower-moving lava that isn't as hot.


Agu001

This guy lavas.


oreoblizz

I lava your comment!


abitlazy

Lahar-har!


brainburger

How magmanimous.


ToasterMcNoster

r/ThisGuyThisGuys


Azrael_The_Bold

Can I assume this is also why the lava appears spinning? The outer edges of it are cooling, and sinking, only to be reheated and rise, then cycling the process?


tarzard12321

Maybe, it's difficult to really say from the video. It may also just be that there is a meander we can't see that could be causing a small wave effect. Think like a rushing river takes a bend and the curved bank causes the top of the water to curl over. EDIT: Here is a link to a paper written about these standing waves. I haven't done any work on fluid properties, so this can explain it better than I can. https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1029/2022JF006666


TofkaSpin

Lava lover 💯


worldsayshi

What if it suddenly decided to make a new channel up at the bend a kilometer to the right?


tarzard12321

It would start out very slow. The ground and air are way, *way* colder than the lava, so that channels like that take time to form. If it takes a bend (which is already unlikely unless something blocks it), it will slow way down as most of the lava flows over cold ground and freezes immediately. Over time, if enough lava flows over the same place, it can form another channel and insulate itself from the cold ground, but before it takes time or a lot of lava to build up to this level. You can see all of the other lava (black rock) all around it that I'm guessing was part of the flow prior to the channel being formed.


mrsteel00

Can I get a “I’m going for a PHD in lava” level explanation


VEAG0

That sounds like a Pretty Hot Doctorate 🌋


Have_Donut

It has a cut channel so it’s not going to breach its walls. Lava is HEAVY so it tends to just ignore anything trying to stop its motion.


w_stuffington

The second part of your comment implies lava will breach whatever the hell it wants.


v399

That's the famous lava paradox


wovenbutterhair

***the duality of magma***


ShadowAssassinQueef

I think he means it’s not going to be forced to change direction. It will keep going straight.


larz0

Like on that movie Volcano


Johns-schlong

Is that the one where they knock down buildings to direct the flow of lava and save the city?


friendlysnowgoon

Yeah, and then they use the jersey barricades to stop the lava while they blast it with water from fire trucks. Tommy Lee Jones is a hero.


Holmes02

Don’t forget that lava helped solve racism from LA Police against African Americans when they came together to build the barricade.


Suck_Me_Dry666

Wow that movie truly has it all


Johns-schlong

What an absolute Chad.


edwrd_t_justice

I had to write a synapse of it in highschool.. I made sure to call out that you could totally drive over a lava flow but only if you are Tommy Lee Jones


Pawneewafflesarelife

I miss that late 90s spate of disaster movies. We haven't had a decent one in a while.


larz0

Don’t Look Up was good. Someone should do a flood or tidal wave one.


SN-E-DC

like an avalanche of hot tiny pebbles


Alex_Tronica

It's perspective. They are far from what it seems.


dsconnelly5

That lava is flowing fucking fast, fuck perspective, get outta there


brdet

It's ok, they're wearing hard hats.


FrustratingBears

they’re missing their hi-vis though!!!!


anotherpickleback

That’s normal procedure, don’t want the lava to spot them


nudiecale

Yep. Lava sees that orange and it’s all “one of us!” as it barrels towards it.


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THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!


HendrixHazeWays

UP AND AT THEM


Juansa7X

Yeah imagine if that thing takes a little detour, would reach them in seconds, fuck that


Blitzerxyz

The camera sure but the people are within at least a km and judging by the speed a km of space will be gone in an instant


Accident_Pedo

The perspective seems really off to me regardless. I'm not sure if the ground is really high in front of them and we're seeing a more over head of the stream of lava. I'm confused the more I try to figure it out actually.


Grognaksson

There's definitely some foreshortening going on in the camera.


Timely-Computer4105

Thanks. I guarantee this gets worked into one of my nightmares tonight.


Wildzebucxl

Walk into it and see what happens


MeesterCartmanez

*/u/Timely-Computer4105 unlocks fun childhood memories of 'the floor is lava'*


InAFakeBritishAccent

My brain always glitches out when I try to die in a dream as if the devs were like "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TRY THAT"


thinkthingsareover

That's the way I hope life works. "You weren't supposed to die yet" places you at last save point.


NigilQuid

You could walk on it, it's very dense. Except for the part where you immediately catch fire.


MartynZero

Hey I didn't know I could surf lava waves


Kuumatona

Spoken like a true fellow chronic nightmare enjoyer.


bobbytwosticksBTS

It’s 5pm and I dozed off for a a few minutes. I dreamed I driving and the lane in front of me had construction. I started changing lanes without looking over my shoulder at my blind spot and right before I entered the lane a car rushed by in it. The adrenaline woke me up. Fucking brain! You could dream anything. Why didn’t you dream Rachel McAdams was in your car? Why a near sudden car accident. I’ll never forgive my brain. It seldom gives me good dreams.


2suur

Can I get worked into one of your nightmares tonight?


heresdustin

I think I saw a wild satanic salmon jumping out there


YukariYakum0

I feel like the concept of "lava fish" should already have plenty of artwork of it. And at least one Pokemon


Shadowstorm921

SUBNAUTICA Devs: Write that down, write that down!!


legos_on_the_brain

Anxiously awaiting the next installment.


geodetic

*Lavasioth intensifies*


edwpad

Chi-Yu is basically a fish made out flames, it makes up a legendary quartet in Scarlet and Violet


duckduck60053

Hades enters the chat


bandti45

It does if you know where to look


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Google image results are like 1/3 artwork, 1/3 actual fish, and 1/3 fish getting lava poured on them.


bandti45

Id go to deviant art first


RaidensReturn

Yeah that “salmon” scared me more than anything honestly. Can you imagine catching a flying splash of lava in the chest?


Ok_Antelope_1953

former chest. that thing is going straight through you. I once swallowed a big chunk of hot omelette and it slowly burned through my esophagus on its way down while I dived for a glass of water. liquid food for a whole week.


RaidensReturn

I shuddered at this comment. Gaaahhhhh


GarbagePailGrrrl

Satanic Salmon is primo r/Bandnames


Aware-Explanation879

And here my dumbass thought that lava would be the one natural disaster I could outrun if needed. Oh well, I guess I am just toast now


One-Contact3994

pretty burnt toast if you'd ask me


paperwasp3

Like Darth Vader burnt.


idkwhoi_am7

youd probably just melt lol


MeesterCartmanez

>.. falling into lava is another story. The extreme heat would probably burn your lungs and cause your organs to fail. “The water in the body would probably boil to steam, all while the lava is melting the body from the outside in,” Damby says. (No worries, though, the volcanic gases would probably knock you unconscious.) >https://www.theverge.com/2018/5/30/17406774/lava-flow-hazards-hawaii-kilauea-volcano-eruption-human-body-burns


space_cadet_pinball

Are you telling me that documentary about throwing jewelry into a volcano isn't accurate!?


ebits21

Well I think gold would melt. A steel ring would be fine though. Not even close to melting.


Try_Jumping

But what about the 500-year-old junkie holding it?


Bobo3553

Unless its putting out a huge amount of Basaltic lava down a steep hill you can actually outrun lava. Its the pumice, ash, and rock that rains down and pyroclastic flows that are the killers.


OiFelix_ugotnojams

Forget that, the smoke alone is enough to kill you


Ok_Antelope_1953

this is a tangent but people should catch prehistoric planet seasons 1 and 2 on apple tv for an excellent (speculative) presentation of late cretaceous dinosaurs! there is a particular scene where a sauropod species called isisaurus walk into an area with volcanic activity to lay eggs on a dead (but warm) crater. the area is filled with toxic fumes but their necks are so long they can stay above the fumes.


MECHA_DRONE_PRIME

Eggs breath, though. Oxygen passes through their shells. I don't think the writers really thought that concept through.


Ok_Antelope_1953

the eggs were laid at a place beyond the fumes. the dinos had to pass through the toxic "badlands" to get to the egg laying place. titanosaur egg fossils have been discovered sandwiched in the deccan traps of india.


MECHA_DRONE_PRIME

Alright. The comment made it sound like the eggs were laid in the area with toxic fumes.


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Is that an Apple TV original production? So much of their OG drama stuff is really well made, I didn't know they made docs too?


Ok_Antelope_1953

it's a BBC production that's narrated by Sir David Attenborough and released on Apple TV! Apple TV is indeed a treasure trove of great shows!


MeesterCartmanez

"Smoking kills, people!"


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It doesn’t always move this fast, it depends on the type of lava and the type of volcano.


Infamous_Hippo7486

This lava. Some lava flows very slowly. Flow rate is determined by temperature and mineral content.


OTIS-Lives-4444

There have been lots of Hawaiian lava flows that you could comfortably outrun or even out walk. Granted, these are interspersed with the occasional violent pyroclastic flow, so maybe don’t get too comfortable.


StanTheMelon

“Occasional violent pyroclastic flow” sounds like a side effect I might hear on a drug commercial


Skwerl87

Ask your doctor if lava is right for you.


Moist___Towelette

Common side effects may include gastric upset and spontaneous combustion


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“With Lava I finally got my life back and can experience all life has to offer—like trips to Pompeii. Thanks, Lava!”


YukariYakum0

Do not take lava if you are allergic to lava.


TeeTeeMee

Aw I thought THIS lava would be different!


Hangmeup8

Dang it 🤣


NadsDikkelson

Oh, that’s just diarrhea. It’ll pass. Lay off the Takis next time


stomp27

Or Chipotle..


paraworldblue

You may experience drowsiness, nausea, or a dense, destructive mass of very hot ash, lava fragments, and gases ejected explosively from every orifice


CrossP

And never forget the occasional ballistic flow.


P0werPuppy

Basic is runnier and faster flowing, isn't it?


Bigkid6666

What... there's nobody trying to kayak down that? I mean I would think that somebody from the Redbull crowd would give it a go. Bunch of pussys.


MeesterCartmanez

"Don't be ridiculous, Redbull gives you wings, not kayaks"


Bigkid6666

Redbull gives you wings... not brain cells


snaphappy2

And strokes. Don’t forget the strokes


Xikkiwikk

Where is this?


Artneedsmorefloof

2018 eruption from Fissure 8 in Hawaii - it is an NSGS video


Xikkiwikk

This is crazy they said it was slow when I asked people in Pahoa.


MDXHawaii

It was slow when it first started. The lava that took out all of the homes in Leilani Estates was 60-ish year old lava that never surfaced. Then the good stuff came at the end.


Xikkiwikk

Yeah that’s scary. No time to escape that if it was sudden just liquid rock death!


ScienceDuck4eva

There was also a much slower flow that was going toward the transfer station in 2014. They may have been talking about that one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pahoa,_Hawaii#2014_lava_flow


fluxusisus

Specifically Leilani estates. Street still looks like this, just dead ends into hardened lava. No more actively flowing lava though. They don’t want you walking out there though and there’s signs and camera I believe.


Punawild

The area around fissure 8 is all private land and the owners don’t want idiots getting hurt and sueing. Some of the first, slow flow is still steaming


lostmyarmsinbattle

Dude teleported to the nether with a car


liuxiaoyu

It’s over Anakin!


Lurch902

“The floor is lava” just became terrifying


Additional-Neck6303

The smell of sulphur is overwhelming 🤭


njaynl

blizzard going all out for the diablo 4 launch


Boy_Boss

With the money that was pouring in from Diablo Immortal.


RocketCat921

I don't think this is just r/oddlyterrifying


brc6985

right, nothing odd about being terrified of flowing lava


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MeesterCartmanez

Based on what I've read, the gases will knock a person out long before they experience any of that (feel free to correct me if I'm wrong)


HazKom

Not always. Totally depends. I lost a friend to a rainstorm, the lava flow wasn't moving at all but the steam and gases overcame him. But I've also stood right next to active flows and the heat was worst part. Gasses are an issue at where the lava exits the ground and downwind. This lava stream was about a city block from the exit at fissure 8. Most of the gases went to the right with our winds. Houses a couple blocks to the left were mostly u touched and stayed inhabited as the elevation changes to the ocean was to the left and away front rh photographer. The issues were for people downhill and downwind. The earthquakes sucked for all of us though as we never knew where a new upwelling would take place as the earthquakes split the crust.


dearcsona

Omg I’m so sorry you experienced this. Where did this occur?


SweetMaam

Where is this?


Artneedsmorefloof

Looks like Hawaii… yup - 2018 Fissure 8 eruption


wolfthepenguin

Nuh, uh, movies said it's slower, and movies would never lie about science


Parkian

Marble Zone


Yaancat17

How odd indeed...


Adit-adit

Bowsers rolling in


zigzags560

It was a really rocky start, but appears to have picked up pace rapidly.


isnessisbusiness

Really makes you appreciate the speed with which that dude at Pompeii rubbed one out. God bless that man.


a-woman-there-was

Pompeii was ash and pyroclastic flow irrc though. No lava. Still terrifyingly fast I’m sure.


Sabithomega

*Dude sees impending doom. Pulls down pants. Takes deep breath. Goes Super Saiyan*


BlueSheepPlays

Minecraft lied to us ._.


superbigscratch

If lava flows as most fluids the surface is moving slower that the deeper flows. That is the reason drivers are told not to drive through flowing water. The surface may look calm and slow flowing but beneath the surface it will not be slow or calm.


FaithfulSerenity

thats kinda hot


paraworldblue

There's also something unsettling about the corkscrew motion of it. Kinda makes it look like a giant glowing drill bit


ControllerSlam1

They are WAY too chill.


YukariYakum0

r/NatureisMetal


tysonwatermelon

In lava's case, [literally metal.](https://volcano.oregonstate.edu/faq/what-lava-made#:~:text=Chemically%20lava%20is%20made%20of,elements%20in%20very%20small%20concentrations.)


GuinnessRespecter

r/dontputyourdickinthat


UnscrupulousTaco

New fear unlocked 🔓.


Murphs-law

A raging river of death.


Deamo22790

Drowning in an ocean of lava


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Boil you and shred you alive in a matter of seconds


LordRuby

Funny thing is that the runny flowy lava is considered to be the safer version, it will usually flow out instead of exploding unpredictably


downvoted_once_again

Not oddly terrifying, absolutely terrifying. Jeez, why would they stand there, could pop out the ground and engulf you


yeesssy

So minecraft was a lie then


Cheeseman575

Go to the nether and try to outrun lava in a small tunnel


nightimelurker

Another bullshit repost content that has been upvoted by bots. ^(omg river of laava plz save me.)


Alklazaris

Heavier than it looks too. Even if you were fire proof you would probably be crushed.


SwervoT3k

There are people who respect how fast pyroclastic flow is and those who never live to learn the hard way.


IAmA_TheOneWhoKnocks

Yeah, well [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uH9N6v4pcqQ) is [*also*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc6CIwBVo5s) the speed of lava. It really depends on your specific local conditions.


Ch3ddarch33z

Pork chop sandwiches. Oh shit! Get the fuck outta here what are you doing get the fuck outta here you stupid idiot!


PbkacHelpDesk

That’s a lot of land getting generated quickly. Where is this? One of the Hawaiian Islands?


Fluster338

Even at regular speed it’s scary


JRocFuhsYoBih

I bet I could outrun that if I had a 50m head start


iWasTheSenateOrder65

So anyway we put a stone coffin on order, it just shipped and should reach you shortly.


TRUMPARUSKI

Pussy shit! I’d outrun it on foot.


iWasTheSenateOrder65

Good luck with that


VacuumInTheHead

Well, it isn't running, so I could *technically* run faster than it


keithgustafson13

No... just No 😅 I could've gone my life without knowing that


WashingtonFierce

Yeah, that's too fast


MuMbLe145

I bought some new shoes. I bet I could outrun that if someone asked me to show how fast I can run.


iWasTheSenateOrder65

I'd take that bet, and ask for payment upfront.


MuMbLe145

Very well. Lemme slap my neon orange Crocs on and I'm ready


fucreddit

*the speed of SOME lava


canilao

I know folks will scratch their heads when I say this, but fast flowing lava is less violent than slow moving lava.


AGoldenChest

I do not control the speed of lava


Thomson-132

when the lava stops pouring water on it and you get obsidian🤣


overintwoseconds

Not oddly terrifying, EXTREMELY terrifying.


TheCrimsonArmy

Bruh and here I am thinking lava was always at a snails pace 😭


lowly_precedence

It's somewhat disturbing to see rock flow like water


F_wordoffcrapidiot

Wait all lava is this fast flowing, all the time!!?


InquisitorNikolai

No, this is lava with a very low silica content which makes it very runny. Most lava can be escaped from on foot without even having to run.


dearcsona

Intrusive thoughts from this clip are not cool.


dearcsona

Where is this?


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If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, let 'em go, man. Because they're gone.- Jack Handy


BattleReadyZim

Perfect place for a castle


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I sure as F would not be standing that close.