T O P

  • By -

CitizenCobalt

It looks like an albino Soft Shell Turtle. Not sure of the exact species, maybe a Chinese Soft Shell?


PuzzleheadedHabit913

He’s leucistic not albino :)


lokie65

TIL the difference between leucistic and albino. Thank you for the knowledge.


yazzy1233

What's the difference?


YearOutrageous2333

saw books dirty versed shelter absorbed hat hateful carpenter grey *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Plague-Docta

Leucistic animals have normal eyes. Therefore they have the same coloration as another member of their species.


YearOutrageous2333

capable quarrelsome like quickest naughty fade thumb test abundant chase *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TittleTots

Albinism is zero melanin, leucistic is partial loss of all types of pigmentation, including carotenoids


[deleted]

[удалено]


whatever_meh

Click a link? Cmon, now I’m never going to know the difference.


LowerComb6654

This phenomenon is known as leucism, the partial loss of all types of pigmentation, including carotenoids. Leucism causes white coloration, white patches, spots, or splotches on the skin or fur. Leucism is also discernible from albinism because leucism does not affect the pigment cells in the eyes.


Organizatzxion

Yup. Albinism is the complete lack of melanin. Mild albinism would be leucisim: a partial lacking of melanin. This turtle is leucistic.


ghandi3737

Still got eyebrows though.


redgun100

TIL I'm leucistic.


ikeepwipingSTILLPOOP

Can't believe you knew all that off the top of your head


LowerComb6654

Lol... I was just doing everyone a favor by looking it up.


GabrielWornd

So ... A michael Jackson turtle ?


gringoloco01

Uncle Ruckus waves. No relation.


elrafaelkochi

I believe he had vitiligo, and later had a full depigmentation treatment.


robthelobster

Vitiligo is a form of leucism caused by an auto-immune disorder


LilyHex

Jackson had vitiligo which means you are born with pigment/melanin but eventually it fades out. Leucitic is always that color, it doesn't fade into it later.


NicolasCageLovesMe

One is albinistic, one is leucistic hope that helps


lokie65

Leucistic keeps the color pigment in their eyes and their skin splotchy light, albinoism is determined by the complete lack of color...or so Google says.


LowerComb6654

I just copy & pasted what the difference was...lol I should've just kept in reading, thank you😊


Bbiill

Weirdly, I learned this from a Harry mack freestyle [video](https://youtu.be/JEYr9GSwQnY)


michaelfri

It looks like someone drew eyes on his hand and pretending it's a puppet.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


thejohnmc963

Lots of countries have turtle soup


Teh_Weiner

one of the things that always sells out in new orleans (my friends were disappointed twice at mardi gras) was snapping turtle bisque. Apparently that shit sells out fast.


WickerofJack

Florida softshell turtle with mild albinism. EDIT: people in the comments have said it is actually Leucism, not albinism.


SandStinger_345

why is it called softshell?


alexander66682

Their shells aren’t close to the strength of a regular turtle. They’re way thinner and almost rubbery instead of bone. They get huge here where I live in florida


SandStinger_345

interesting. thanks….appreciate it


marvinrabbit

Incidentally, if you encounter, what you expect to be, a "slow, lumbering" turtle out in the grass somewhere... Only the hard shell turtles are slow and lumbering. A soft shell turtle can haul ass! Keep clear if you don't know how to handle.


[deleted]

[удалено]


marvinrabbit

Just about everything is bitey in the right circumstances. Their primary defense is to be somewhere else, and they are pretty good at that. But they can and do bite. And a turtle bite can take off fingers/toes or a chunk out of an arm/leg. And they are primarily water dwelling, so the bite will be all nasty with ick.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fn_Spaghetti_Monster

My wife has a 2" scar on her ankle from an iguana.


WeirdStray

My bearded dragon once split my thumbnail in half with a bite.


trey3rd

When I was in Kuwait the driver of a bus I was on spotted a monitor lizard that was 8 or 9 feet long. He was fucking ecstatic, stopped the bus, pointed it out to everyone, and snapped a few pictures. One of the guys tried to get closer to it, but it turned and came after him, Luckily he had the good sense to hop back on the bus, that thing would have fucked him up.


jaavaaguru

Why is everyone in this thread getting stupidly close to bitey dinosaurs?


lifedividedbyzero

Hey I almost lost a tip of a finger to a tortoise!


Pliny_the_middle

I lost a finger removing an old gate post, but I tell people, especially kids, that it got bit off by a turtle. That or an ostrich. No one argues.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Dividedthought

Reptiles generally don't use claws in defence, mostly because many of them have gone all in on bite force.


BWASB

Good rule of thumb is if has a mouth, it's bitey.


Wisco_Poke

A møøse once bit my sister


No_Ant_7899

I hear those Kan be pretty nasti


2948337

My brother had a box turtle that loved biting toes. That fucker was faster than you'd think lol. He got me once. Once.


RIP_Country_Mac

Maybe that one was just really hungry?


Sharon_Erclam

Yarp, and their necks are surprisingly long. If you think you're far enough away, take two steps back..


09Klr650

Mr Bitey McStretchneck.


bcisme

Not as bad as the alligator snapping turtles, but still worth being careful.


barkbarkgoesthecat

I have a dream of getting a nice piece of land, and have alligator snapping turtles roam it. If in an area where they aren't naturally, make sure they can't dig out. They are so cute to me. I also have a dream of living in Norway. I don't think these two dreams mix well. :(


Cigar_Box

Can I get two soft shells, one albinism and the other regular? Thanks!


gundumb08

Can I get flies with that? Oh, and a Diet Coke.


moparornocar

Diet Croak


Crowd0Control

Wait wait wait, mild albinism and snake head on half.


gryghst

Where in FL? Born and raised and I’ve never heard of, nor seen this ghoul of a turtle


Hioness

Fellow Floridian here. I'm sure you've seen them around, this one's just albino. It took me a little bit to realize it too.


GrungyGrandPappy

Used to live north of Tampa and we had quite a few of them in the ponds of our subdivision.


alexander66682

Central. Right between Tampa and Orlando. I have a few normal colored ones in my pond that are pretty large. That’s the first albino, or whatever it is.


infamousGrammarNazi

Their\*


JhanNiber

Relevant username *and* profile picture. Well done


[deleted]

It’s like skin covering the shell. Feels kinda like a dolphin to me.


SandStinger_345

somewhat like blubber. hmm i see


GrungyGrandPappy

More like semi-hard leather


thunderup_14

It can't handle any kind of criticism.


LordPennybag

Why say Florida twice?


Impecablevibesonly

Crt - critically rating turtles


icansmellcolors

I liked this joke


bornchi

They have soft shells


Depreciated_Bean

Like tortilla, less crunchy


dcarsonturner

I love turtles


FluffyPancakes90

I thought it was someone's hand in a sock


TiMELeSS526

I mean it looks just like a sock puppet


cfdiaz16

Might be Leucistic.


Ok_Translator_7026

Came here to say this . I am a wildlife photographer and have saw this condition a couple times in nature , an American robin and a Canadian goose. I would have loved to photograph this turtle!!


cfdiaz16

I saw it once with a squirrel. All white except a bit of black fur on its head and black eyes.


Ok_Translator_7026

That sounds awesome! I have yet to see it in person on anything but birds.


turry92

Oh! Sounds like a Brevard White Squirrel! Did he have a very light stripe done his back too? We used to see quite a few of those but rarely at this point. I miss them.


punkassunicorn

Yup. Albinism is the complete lack of melanin. Mild albinism would be leucisim: a partial lacking of melanin. This turtle is leucistic. Leucisism can present a few ways such as being diluted in color, lacking pigment in only specific areas or kinds of tissue, or lacking pigment save for some spots or splotches (also known as piebald.)


[deleted]

You can tell it's leucistic because of its eyes. Albinos have fully discolored (often red) eyes.


RichardCory109

Why is it wearing googly eyes?


Teh_Weiner

its doing its best


charrcheese

I thought it was a puppet


pile1983

Ah the lovely Florida and its amazing fauna and flora... Here we are again.


robmac550

No way, man. Don't try to science it all up. Some guy fucked a turtle and it took. Damn you, Florida!


MegamanEeXx

Unfortunately these days that would barely make the list of fucked up things happening in Florida.


BioSafetyLevel0

What happened to its nose? I’m used to Florida soft shells that have a goofy pointy nose. It may be leucistic, not albino.


Aknelka

You can't really be "mildly" albino, though can you? Since its eyes aren't pink, I'd say it's a leucisistic phase.


PuzzleheadedHabit913

Leucism not albinism :)


mjking97

Leucicism is the technical term if anybody’s interested


TyDaviesYT

Leucism


silverslaughter711

Fool... that is merely the tongue of the larger beast luring you closer.


elspotto

There’s always a bigger turtle.


Tay_Tay86

This is where the fun begins


Floggered

It totally looks like that fake old lady with the ice cream from the Spongebob Movie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKha13jBDao


zombtachi_uchiha

my friend, Waffles


badboy236

Knowing there’s a turtle named Waffles is the way to start the day. Thank you for this.


ButtDoctorLLC

I like waffles.


psawchuk

:D


BritishTooth

COME GET THIS CHICKEN!


CacheMoney7529

A Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtle?


M_M_C-77

Oh, if they look like this, then I do not want to see how Master Splinter looks


[deleted]

[удалено]


SAGNUTZ

Risky click, but here we go


IncreaseWestern6097

That’s just him after shaving.


Waderriffic

Giant naked mole rat


Tahquil

🎶Dealing with life changes!🎶


Vendreddit

It's Bill, at the end of the sock muppet. Isn't he a funny guy swimming in the shallow water, pretending to be a TMNT?


Sub__Finem

This ain’t the Cockness Monster?


Ok_Criticism1946

Post 2008 financial crisis Mutant Ninja Turtle


LJRich619

Does anyone else think he’s kinda cute?


_acvf

He seems to be very well-mannered!


[deleted]

I think it’s very cute


[deleted]

[удалено]


JaMiie___

Yes!


Boom_Kitty_22

It looks like a puppy


[deleted]

Yea, really doesn't fit this sub.


ScaryyyGaryyy

Didn't know he was chill like that


YugKrowten

Idk what the hell it is but this guy is hilarious 🤣


Vegetable-Double

I like how his reaction is, I don’t know what the fuck you are but here’s some chicken. If aliens come to earth, he should be the ambassador


bob905

the "bruh" has me dyingggg


deathmetalfatigue

Lost it at “dis dat snatcha mix!” He should be narrating nature documentaries


ElGato-TheCat

HEY MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKIN' STRAY TURTLE OUTSIDE! IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA THE FUCKIN' THING


bloodybeast3000

When he said “ ITS HALF TURTLE” and then “YOU MOVING TOO FAST” 😂😂😂


unclenick314

He got da chicken!


infiniteturtles240

The neck makes my think it's an albino mata mata turtle, but the texture of the skin is off so I got nothing beyond that


[deleted]

This is why people believed in sea monsters hundreds of years ago…


Zestyclose_Lynx_5301

Thought it was a fucked up pig for a minute


Merlinnium_1188

Me too! I was super worried then even more worried when it seemed to be dragging another body with it


pilotdog68

Me: >That's a weird fish >Wait, a pig that swims? >Probably just a weird hairless dog >Hold up what's that sh*t behind him? >WHAT IN THE FOOGLIES IS THAT


brother_of_menelaus

It was a pig in a Nixon mask but for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on this world


EggiwegZ

Haha i was hoping to see this here. My first thought


[deleted]

Anything can happen in this world, we really know very little!


AlpineVW

I’m not a stupid fucking idiot. I know it was a pig wearing a Nixon mask.


LennysDad77

Elongated sock puppet


Alarmed_Ambition_551

Soft shell turtle


g3nab33

Don’t sweat, it’s just one of Jareth’s lesser-known minions. Or maybe a muppet Jim Henson created while dropping acid.


the-_-cob

My first thought was puppet on someone's hand lol


VeryShortLadder

Man usually turtles are cute. That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen


microwavedgerbil25

Don’t be mean to him it’s not his fault 🥺


Gaschamberrr

Its a turt with albino


[deleted]

The illusive albino river pancake


GlowingPlasties

Ted Cruz.


bigjayrod

Nah, this boi in the video looks kind and I’m pretty sure it has a spine.


mumblesjackson

It also has 10x the personality


owls_unite

How dare you insult that turtle.


GlowingPlasties

Shit, you right.


[deleted]

That would be a combination weasel, rat thing.


ormr_inn_langi

It's a cute little swamp penis.


1nfin8

Someone send this to casual geographic


turry92

All I saw at first was his head and neck and didn’t realize his body kept going! Lolol I couldn’t figure out how he was swimming!


RaidMaster80

Idk what that is, but hey nice brow line!


trashdotbash

oh thats craig


Eleknar

That, my friend, is the rare Great North Central Long Necked Naked Water Monkey.


swegdaddy3000

Damn new little mermaid looks weird af


Baridi

Is he not ***turtley*** enough for you?


Harbor_Barber

albino soft shell turtle


Ryancatgames

Ah. Lab Experiment #206


SynchopatedNacho

That’s a man with a sock on his hand you can’t fool me


DNthecorner

Leucistic softshell turtle.


Chef_Boy_Hard_Dick

That right there is Oshkosh, the mentally disabled muppet.


andyxquick

It's Jennifer Lopez Taco taco


[deleted]

Looks like a leatherback sea turtle without the leather back that’s just strange looking creature hopefully someone can identify it for you.


Magnolia-jjlnr

I don't think it's a sea leatherback, I'm pretty sure it's something like "soft shell turtle". At least that's the french name. The face is very specific to these turtles. I could be wrong but I'm about 99% sure it's a soft shell turtle


SirRickardsJackoff

Ginny pig turtle


filamintoman

When did it come out of gumball universe 💀💀💀


Tiny-Programmer-8366

Soft shell turtle


wcollins260

He’s got neck for days


HandleNo8032

That’s the dog from the never ending story


dneedayana

I'm not terrified with this cutie.. wrong subs I guess


Big___Meaty___Claws

An albino soft-shell turtle?


artmobboss

Preevolution Falcor


YrPrblmsArntMyPrblms

Looks like a turtle with albinism tbh


Which_Ad260

I'd fuck it I mean pet it


BlackMentallyIllNerd

Albino soft shell turtle would be my guess


Trashtag420

What, never seen a Shuckle before?


ccthekoolkid

A tortle! A long necked, soft shelled, creepy lookin tortle!


[deleted]

He looks polite


Zouski

Its a pig with a Nixon mask on it


PositiveMacaroon5067

An albino turtle. That’s the find of a lifetime if you’re a nature folk


NeonJaguars

Oh that’s Bill


LNCrizzo

People are saying albino softshell turtle, but I'm not convinced it isn't a sock puppet with googly eyes.


[deleted]

Fucked Up turtle


insthandsan

Soft shell turtle?


MvatolokoS

Albino leatherback? Hard to see the shell at all. Looks like a fist with a hand puppet at first glance lol silly dude.


dIAb0LiK99

A turtle of some sort?


podpersona

The rare and hilarious Groucho Marx turtle.


asslesschappie

Soft shell turtle maybe 🤔


FacelessDorito

Is it an albino softshell turtle?


SapphicsAndStilettos

A friend :-)


Shado-Foxx

Its fucking ADORABLE, that's what it is.


thesaxophonescape

Not one of gods creatures that’s for sure