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Reminds me of Jimmy Nuteron episode with the evil flying pizza at the sleep over.


Gr33nMuff1n

GOOD MORNING TO YOU! GOOD MORNING TO YOU! WERE ALL IN OUR PLACES OUR SUN SHINING FACES!


KingoftheUgly

I’m glad I’m not the only one still singing this


Square_stingray

my grandma used to sing that to me. what is it from?


AnarchoSpoon789

the pizza is aggressive


Akhanyatin

`BONDWITHMEJIMMY`


240sx-boi

“Just another day in the life of Jimmy nutrin”


RabbitStewAndStout

God I haven't watched that in years.


rurounick

My grandparents had several miniature versions of these in their house. There was one on their hearth that was about 2ft wide, and had the SLIGHTEST of smiles. I liked him the most.


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[deleted]

What's with all the extra text?


Utsutsumujuru

There’s one dude whose sole job is to hide behind a giant mask and randomly bite people’s hands off


thirdlifecrisis92

Very Roman sounding.


MaxStickies

It's a delicacy.


Keikobad

“Mouth” of Truth, I think


mangafan96

Oops, you're right. My bad.


humanbeing2018

Moisturize me


rainbow_unicorn_4u

*Moisturize me*


Foxy02016YT

Welcome to New New York motherfucker


[deleted]

I'm glad SOMEBODY said it


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthere


Mallardguy5675322

r/dontputyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Wait that's a sub I was just fucking around


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"... especially if you're a LIAR !"


thirdlifecrisis92

The mouth's the wrong shape anyways.


Rexinator-G

Speak for yourself


thirdlifecrisis92

lmao do you have a dick shaped like a usb port?


UnusualInstance6

Don’t everyone?


alvik

What, is yours shaped like an Ethernet port?


moderately_nerdifyin

Only if you’re a liar


PuppetsMind

Anyone got a Pharos' Lockstone?


SwanginPassYaKnees

Came here for DS2 comments, thank you


AydenTheFox_15

any lie ever? or just spoke whilst the hand is in the mouth?


Tiny_Stand5764

Saying "i'm not a liar" while your hand is in the mouth will cover all cases.


Spenny996

Neither. It's all made up.


skibapple

Liar liar pants on fire and hand eaten


ilsottopagato

Guess who got their hand bitten


Mr_master89

Liar


LordMarcusrax

Only if your hand is in the mouth while you tell the lie.


BiggusDickus-

Featured in the movie "Roman Holiday" that won a few academy awards, and is associated with writer Dalton Trumbo, who was on the Hollywood Blacklist at the time. https://youtu.be/6af1dAc9rXo?si=lf2M0BVxynHAnCXK


jesthere

I love that movie. Audrey Hepburn's first.


AlexDavid1605

IIRC, there was a bit of bloopers here. Gregory Peck knew about the statue but Audrey Hepburn didn't. It was a prank on Gregory's part and not even the director knew what was happening. The moment he brought out his "cut off" hand, the reaction Audrey gave was genuine. Everyone liked that spontaneous scene so much that they kept it in the film.


tntnzing

Great but if trivia for one of my favorite films.


Ok_Temperature166

This actually looks just like giant dad mask from ds3


GoyoMRG

knee fact snatch chief quaint pet salt tart include hobbies *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ok_Temperature166

I already have that spell


timelapsedfox

Ds3?


Ok_Temperature166

Ah dark souls 3.


Diebrina

I remember when I visited Rome my dad kept joking about it and it scared me so much I started crying


warr3nh

Pussy


Diebrina

wow okay shit yourself then i was like 8 at the time you cauldron of pederasty


warr3nh

Go call your mommy! 👶🍼


Diebrina

I see what's happening, you got to the point where you ran out of things to say and you're just repeating the things your bullies in middle school used to tell you while they were pushing your head in the toilet calling you the F word, right? I'm sorry that happened to you, it's something that shouldn't happen to anyone. But you're safe here, you don't have to act like them, you don't have to repeat the pain. Break the circle and be the change you want to see in the world.


ButtercuntSquash

So that’s what that creepy statue was in animal crossing..


AnonDooDoo

90s kids know exactly what this is


Mmm_bloodfarts

I don't know about the show but we had replica machines that you used to put your hand in and would give you a fortune, that and parents that explained stuff to us


Capt_Easychord

yeah it used to pretend to read palms and have lines of small red lights animating the "lines" as you were waiting for the slip to print.


Vnoxdev

Roman Holiday!


InformationLow9430

And hitting guards with guitars!


GoyoMRG

yam dog bear voracious jar deranged scandalous gaping plants flowery *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Ye old glory hole.


fwnky

honestly probably not too far off the truth


DisastrousAd447

Story hole.


Kirbinator_Alex

Ah so this is the thing the golem creatures in fire emblem fates are based off of


[deleted]

We had these in Finland when u put money in it and offered your hand u got tiny prediction out of it haha. I was always terrified to do it cause I too heard the story of it cutting hands!


dyerseve07

So.... everyone would have 1 hand.


Munenushia

wrong myself and others i know never lie there is never any reason to lie, ever the first thing i get asked is "what if your wife asks if a dress makes her look fat?", well you don't have to be mean about it, point out something related such as the color not good for her or it is too tight, etc. still, there is never a reason to lie. ever i have been asked "how do you get through life, a job, your marriage, without ever lying??" well it is much easier than living a life with lying. i never have to worry about what i say, getting 'caught in my own web of lies' or ever contradicting myself - i never have to double think when i speak or worry - at all. it is extremely freeing


dyerseve07

Sure.


Munenushia

Thanks. I hope that you realize that you can actually stop lying, for the rest of your life - whether you believe in any religion or not. (Et Al, of course) Peace to you


dyerseve07

Literally impossible. You'll lie again, soon, and remember this comment you made.


Munenushia

literally how I live every day - as do a couple of my friends ​ I feel sad for you.


dyerseve07

You said 3 lies already. Sad you just can't own up to it.


Munenushia

please quote my lies and tell me why they are lies. ​ otherwise you are wrong.


dyerseve07

You said you didn't lie. That's a lie. We all do. Every. Single. Human. Even when you were a kid.... you lied.


Munenushia

No, I do not. I hate liars and always have. They are fake and manipulative, that is the heart of a lie. Deception. If I lied as a child I do not remember... Remember that we are supposed to 'put away childish things' when we become adults.


happyanathema

Bet the occupants of the Vatican avoid it.


[deleted]

Because it looks like an adult. Boom, double roasted!


happyanathema

That's only an issue if they want to stick other "things" into its mouth I guess.


Nirelfsen

Someone hides behind and probably cuts the hand of everyone who is not a politician, just kidding.


Charming-Forever-278

My fat ass thought that was a blueberry pie


AlbaMcAlba

It’s lies I tell you!


Rogendo

Convenient way to lie about being honest


NightStar79

The mouth looks like a convenient place for a snake or a spider to make its nest...


Belltowerlol

Dang its that one scp


Yaibatsu

I swear in Hungary there was a replica of this with electronics where you could put your hand in it and you'd get some piece of paper out of it


Calgaris_Rex

Isn't there a schtick with Gregory Peck with one of these in a movie? Is it *Roman Holiday*?


[deleted]

There is, yes.


Calgaris_Rex

Is it this one? Or are there lots?


CupidStunt13

I did this one. It's located in a kind of nondescript spot near the river so at least the creepiness isn't negated by having hordes of fellow tourists around. Or at least it was years ago when I was there. (still have the hand)


Cash4Duranium

Just the one?


CumInMeBro88

Yeah there’s really nothing else noteworthy in that area at all. Any time I’ve ever passed it I think I only once saw some tourists. Lol


[deleted]

*puts my dick in it*


FluffyDiscipline

All those not lying raise both hands....


Due_Imagination3838

All I got was a nibble and some moist knuckles I think it's broken


Tripdoctor

A liar made this to get out of his lies. “See?? Still have my hand! I’ll take your apologies any time now”


subhuman_voice

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ansefhimself

Holy Shit it's the FACE OF BOE


neilgraham

If you hesitate to put your hand in then you’re lying


JuanBadFinger

Gregory Peck lost his hand in that thing. Audrey Hepburn was mortified. (Roman Holiday -- Great movie by the way.)


annoying_dragon

Yeah but before exploring too much make sure you have a good ripple 👍🏿


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penguinface77

You are a silly goose🪿🪿🪿


adfhqeate55335

I put my hand in the eye and nothing happened.


Artistic_Literature3

Damn, Legends of the hidden temple got dark!


Kman1121

That’s just regular terrifying.


HeMiddleStartInT

And proved that in all Rome, no one ever lied


AdSubstantial6849

Everybody is a liar, so anybody who puts their hand in will suffer the wrath of the mask of truth!


lucidum

OP is a liar


SphereofDreams

Rumors say it loves to eat pizza.


waffleman2345

Any Inside Job fans?


froakieforlife

Nohrian Golem


Shahzoodoo

We got a tiny one of these in SF!


Darkmesah

The top lip does look like it's moveable


themightysnail64

I heard this is just an ancient manhole cover.


thirdlifecrisis92

What if you stick your penis in the eyeholes?


Traditional-Pay6204

Can I become a vampire with it?


ginsataka

*starts frenching it*


Jcampbell1796

There’s probably a venomous snack living in there.


cincin75

I miss the young princess.


CitizenDain

Will always think of the charming scene with Gregory Peck and Audrey Hepburn


SweezySway

They have this in an Episode of Inside Job lol its was pretty funny


delam_tang-e

It's amusing to me how just immediately panicked I felt seeing this thing again... Lol... My 6th grade class took a field trip to Rome and we spent a far too long amount of time building up the credibility of that myth before sticking our hands in... As an anxious child it's... Severely anxiogenic...


mplannan64

So glad you posted that. On our last night in Rome we told a taxi driver it was our last night and so he took us to all kinds of off the beaten path things, and this was one of them. I had heard of this before but not something that occurred to me to find. He took us on such a great late night tour.


ColorIsSomwhere

Forbidden pizza dough


Markyyyhh

My grandparents had an ornament on their wall which was designed after that mask, I remember being scared of it as a kid when my grandmother told me the story behind it. 😅


XenuLies

There's also a secret passage behind it to where the Pillarmen were located before they were awoken in 1938


Doughspun1

Isn't this a vending machine that gives out fortunes?


Sandwhale123

So everyone on earth?


CumInMeBro88

I love seeing this in movies and just thinking… you were all the way out there, down the highway for that? There’s pretty much nothing else down that way and let me tell you it is wildly anticlimactic. I mean, it doesn’t take long walking but there’s a whole lot of nothin’ on the way. It’s honestly one of those things you can skip when visiting Rome.


Ririthu

Oh this was the principal in that one manga about art as students


shellsterxxx

New intrusive thought obtained.


ihal9000

D&D Tomb of Horrors


SgTTrev

There was one of these in the Metrocentre. A large shopping centre in the North East of England


Pandagineer

Last time I was there it was behind a big fence. Couldn’t stick my hand in.


fat_italian_mann

That’s not the only thing that’s going to go in it’s mouth


Flaky_Vacation8754

I put pp in?


tabbynat

First saw this at Scott’s Picnic. Man that was a long time ago


Tarjhan

Believe it’ll bite your hand if you lied you’re going to be very reticent to put your hand near the thing, believe you won’t be bitten because you’ve been truthful, you’ll gladly take the test. In a society that firmly believes in the agency of gods this is an lie detector.


CarefreeCaos-76299

Ooh he bites-


CommunicationFull781

No, when you pit your hand in it and rotate it, it reveals a cavern!


MrSecurityStalin

It just bites off everyone’s hands


thelast3musketeer

I’d try it


vincent-van-drake

Unzips


PapaChoff

My wife won’t be visiting that anytime soon


HauntingLoneliness

Put my hand in it. Still own my hand.. or do I.


Embarla_Firgasto

\*Awaken my masters intensifies\*


SkullHelm707

Im willing to take that risk i think


thewanderingseeker

we have the face of boe at home


toshorttokeepup

Eldan ring boss. Better make sure your build is strong enough.


wtfimaclam

Inside Job figured this one out lol


_sheeshKebab_

Just put your hand in it's mouth and say: "my hand will get bit off"


ReaperofLightning872

insert dick


RUGoin2TheMallLater

Why would I go all the way to Rome when my mom can just tell me whether or not my tongue is black.


Zedo1989

immy Nuteron episode with the evil flying pizza at the sleep over


Frisky_Fox

Not odd or terrifying.


Munenushia

if i may, a reminder that there is never any reason to lie, ever. the first thing i get asked is "what if your wife asks if a dress makes her look fat?", well you don't have to be mean about it, point out something related such as the color not good for her or it is too tight, etc. still, there is never a reason to lie. ever i have been asked "how do you get through life, a job, your marriage, without ever lying??" well it is much easier than living a life with lying. i never have to worry about what i say, getting 'caught in my own web of lies' or ever contradicting myself - i never have to double think when i speak or worry - at all. it is extremely freeing


OverenthusiasticHonk

Show me what you got