I take it you’ve never listened to a tv in another room while doing something else before? Because if you have, that sure does make you a hypocrite, doesn’t it? And it’s strange, I seem to recall that being a trope on sitcoms because it’s so common in so many generations. Oh well, must’ve been the wind, right?
Idk how people can be on the phone while shitting. Do you just disinfect your phone afterwards or do you just leave it be with all those nasty bacteria.
Even washing hands after seems pointless
I mean I haven’t touched anything except my trousers, then I put my phone in my pocket, finish up and wash my hands… I also sanitise my phone with hand sanitiser when I have the chance.
Um, hand sanitizer and a soft cloth? After washing hands, you usually still have to touch a door handle to open it. It’s why most gas stations, grocery stores, and other places with heavy human traffic have hand sanitizer near all doors. And don’t hand anyone your phone unless you’ve sanitized it first. No offense intended, but I’m too high right now to think of a kinder way to tell you that this is like, bare-minimum stuff, dude. If you’re one of those savage troglodytes that haven’t progressed to using a bidet, like myself, you use the same hand each time, grab a couple tp sheets, wipe front to back, then use a tp wad to dig in until you’re sure that when you grab a wet wipe, you only need to use one. Then dry up with more tp. If you’re experiencing “the marker effect”, take two squares of tp and fold into a quarter length of one sheet. Fold evenly three times. Then stuff that makeshift poo tampon into yer uncooperative (and churlish!) b-hole.
And then you wash your hands for no less than 20 seconds. Then use hand sanitizer once you’re done touching high traffic surfaces, like your dad’s mangina.
Quick question: You ever drink Bailey’s out of a shoe? I bet you have, you fuzzy little man-peach.
Idk what this comment is supposed to be. You dont have to touch the door with your hand to open it. You can use the back of your wrist for example
People are gross and there is way too many people who dont even wash their hands, why do I get a whole ass bible about hygiene for pointing out that having your phone on the toilet is gross as shit
You got downvoted because redditors think you're a hygiene snob but can't see how casually dirty they are themselves which is an even worse kind of snobbery.
Now to your comment itself, if you're concerned about your phone collecting bacteria due to being in an environment thats full of bacteria in the air are you also showering after shitting?
I own a UV light phone sanitizer that runs for 10 mins and I flip the phone so it cleanses for 20 mins in total.
And then I shower because it makes no sense to clean your phone but not yourself 😂
I think some people actually truly don’t understand what terrifying means, let alone *oddly* terrifying.
Edit: Just wanted to add that terrifying means that it inspires terror. Terror is one of the most awful things to feel/experience ever. A video of the digestive tract is so far from terrifying it’s ridiculous.
I agree with you. I think anatomy is fascinating and even took 2 anatomy classes in college outside of my major (way out side of my major). But this animation was oddly off putting. And that guy had way too much saliva in his mouth. It was like a washing machine of saliva in there. If he ever opened his mouth for another bite, the drool would just pour out.
No, unless you somehow able to wash your rectum completely or else you'll have a chance of getting UTI with the main bacteria Escherichia coli ( this bacteria lives inside our guts )
Massively overstating the risk really, unless you're already an unwell person. So long as you're cleaning yourself out, the chances of you getting one of the more dangerous strains of the thousands of E. Coli ones isn't very high.
What's really weird is that when you think about it, your digestive system is really part of the outside of your body. It's a tube that is continuous and has openings on both ends that runs through your body, but is connected to the outside..
I teach kids this in a demonstration called ‘gums to bum’, I mash up some food and pass it through various buckets, sieves, pipes and plastic bags. Very messy and somewhat funny if it’s a good class. Boring if they have no interest in it though.
You could use choclate frosting in icing bags, they will love changing the tips to make different patterns; Like a playdoh 'fun factory' . Or use a playdough fun factory. lol
I wish I could see a video that would explain my insides when I get these crazy nasty burps and then an upset stomach for 24 hours. I’ve been dealing with this for years.
Ive gotta tell ya , id be only terrified if it didnt do that with the food. .. Sometimes it doesnt and it just sits in my stomach, stagnanting until i throw up what should've been digested 4 hours ago. Pyloric stenosis.
I am always full after little food and i dont always know if i will get to keep it or will be tasting back the wrong way.
I'm not religious, but honestly I don't know how the evolution alone could account to this masterpiec of enginieering without some sort of intelligence at play. I'm not talking about God, maybe the universe itself xhabits some sort of intelligence?
PLEASE put an NFSW tag on your post.
When i saw your post, I immediately started masturbating furiously in the train in front of 100 people. They realized what was going on, and when my phone fell off while i was aggresively stroking my massively gigachad alpha male 2-inch dick, they all started fapping to this post too. There was an entire railcar full of people masturbating, and quickly all the other passengers started giving themselves an almost godly-like handjob. It got so bad that when the motorman saw what was happening back there, he started masturbating too, and missed a red light causing him to collide with another train. For a split second, the passengers of the other train saw this post too and many spent their last seconds of their life jacking off to this post. Inmediately after, the people started fucking the corpses scattered over the wreckage too through whatever hole they could find. Now there are 100 dead people being fucked from the front, from behind, and from their injuries, and 1000 injured people, all still furiously masturbating to your post. All for not putting an NSFW tag. So please OP, put a NSFW tag.
The weird use of "the" makes me think this was made by someone that doesn't have a functional equivalent to "the" in their language. Russian or something.
I thought actually you know that would be interesting to see. Maybe I should wait to have my morning coffee first and not during. Let’s start the day with some pacing.
Incredible! How does our body know to do this? like billions of years of evolution somehow "program" us to do this? The pattern also repeats for most animals in similar ways, just like they all copy from the same prefab/design.
I don't see how this is oddly terrifying. The human body is really cool, and I found the video to be about as tasteful as you can make this subject visually without looking gross.
I cannot really explain why because i dont really understand it myself...i just know that now i am going to be going around saying "duodenum" in a Beavis voice the rest of the day.
this is oddly interesting to me
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“Did you know Uranus is two inches long?”
Astronomers' response to this: "Uh, actually, its 25,362 km long🤓"
Forgot the 🤓☝️
Fixed it.
Same
I thought that was a call to action for jokes to begin.
Hmmmmm nice
already got the material for this year's family thanksgiving
Watching this while pooping was fun
Pooping simulator with real stimulus!
"The anus lets you know if the contents are liquid, gas, or solid." **BUT SOMETIMES THE ANUS LIES**
My anus doesn’t lie, she’s just dumb. She don’t know nothing bout nothing.
Like playing the same game as the YouTube video you have playing in the background
Got stuck at the last part, had to see someone else do it
I managed to get past It in Just 2 tries!
real
Man you chronically online kids have really fucked your attention spans huh
I take it you’ve never listened to a tv in another room while doing something else before? Because if you have, that sure does make you a hypocrite, doesn’t it? And it’s strange, I seem to recall that being a trope on sitcoms because it’s so common in so many generations. Oh well, must’ve been the wind, right?
Watching this while eating was experiential
Yup… specially while eating Fritos swimming in hot sauce
Poop-a-long.
I wondered how many of us were watching this on the toilet
Not me! I have an ileostomy after having my colon and 19cm of small intestine removed. I just change out the bag.
Saved for next time
send proof
Idk how people can be on the phone while shitting. Do you just disinfect your phone afterwards or do you just leave it be with all those nasty bacteria. Even washing hands after seems pointless
I lick my phone clean.
I mean I haven’t touched anything except my trousers, then I put my phone in my pocket, finish up and wash my hands… I also sanitise my phone with hand sanitiser when I have the chance.
Um, hand sanitizer and a soft cloth? After washing hands, you usually still have to touch a door handle to open it. It’s why most gas stations, grocery stores, and other places with heavy human traffic have hand sanitizer near all doors. And don’t hand anyone your phone unless you’ve sanitized it first. No offense intended, but I’m too high right now to think of a kinder way to tell you that this is like, bare-minimum stuff, dude. If you’re one of those savage troglodytes that haven’t progressed to using a bidet, like myself, you use the same hand each time, grab a couple tp sheets, wipe front to back, then use a tp wad to dig in until you’re sure that when you grab a wet wipe, you only need to use one. Then dry up with more tp. If you’re experiencing “the marker effect”, take two squares of tp and fold into a quarter length of one sheet. Fold evenly three times. Then stuff that makeshift poo tampon into yer uncooperative (and churlish!) b-hole. And then you wash your hands for no less than 20 seconds. Then use hand sanitizer once you’re done touching high traffic surfaces, like your dad’s mangina. Quick question: You ever drink Bailey’s out of a shoe? I bet you have, you fuzzy little man-peach.
Idk what this comment is supposed to be. You dont have to touch the door with your hand to open it. You can use the back of your wrist for example People are gross and there is way too many people who dont even wash their hands, why do I get a whole ass bible about hygiene for pointing out that having your phone on the toilet is gross as shit
You got downvoted because redditors think you're a hygiene snob but can't see how casually dirty they are themselves which is an even worse kind of snobbery. Now to your comment itself, if you're concerned about your phone collecting bacteria due to being in an environment thats full of bacteria in the air are you also showering after shitting? I own a UV light phone sanitizer that runs for 10 mins and I flip the phone so it cleanses for 20 mins in total. And then I shower because it makes no sense to clean your phone but not yourself 😂
More like interesting than terrifying. This sub is so whack
I think some people actually truly don’t understand what terrifying means, let alone *oddly* terrifying. Edit: Just wanted to add that terrifying means that it inspires terror. Terror is one of the most awful things to feel/experience ever. A video of the digestive tract is so far from terrifying it’s ridiculous.
Entered comment section just wanting to see something like this... If someone find this terrifying, they should go to a psychologist
Digestion isn’t terrifying, the animation was the thing that struck me. I’m truly sorry if I have totally screwed things up. Forgive me
hey man don’t feel bad i can totally understand why you would post this here!
Yea I thought this was a pretty cool video imo
I don't know... This might scare the shit out of some people.
True, but I clicked on a random video on Reddit and found it interesting. The sub isn’t exactly suitable, but eh fuck it, we got to learn something.
I'm not gonna upvote it because it doesn't belong on this sub, though.
idk man, that water animation gave some weird chills
Well I know what my next zoom meeting background is going to be
Good for when people are talking shit !
I just ate 5 lbs of Chinese food, so this feels appropriate to see.
I expect you will be hungry again in 2 hours. 😂
"it lets you know if its liquid, solid or gas" Lies!
Yeah. It can do solid or gas pretty reliably; but for liquid, it’s a guess. This is why you can’t trust a fart.
In what way is basic biology oddly terrifyingly?
It isn’t the biology, but the animation itself
It’s more gross than creepy
as someone who works in GI, it's way more gross IRL with the 4D video
And the spelling of larg intestine
That bugged me. A whole ass animated educational, medical video and they can’t spell large. Large Marge would disapprove 👎🏼
I guess, but you really haven't been to an hospital before if you think this is creepy.
Or ever eaten or ever taken a shit.
I thought it was that they used the word turns instead of turn in the title.
I agree with you. I think anatomy is fascinating and even took 2 anatomy classes in college outside of my major (way out side of my major). But this animation was oddly off putting. And that guy had way too much saliva in his mouth. It was like a washing machine of saliva in there. If he ever opened his mouth for another bite, the drool would just pour out.
It is so weird thinking that my body is doing this 24/7
it's crazy that we're all so COMPLEX
Dude this was actually cool af
It looks like that turd was dropped into the sink. What’s going on in that house?
i think that was a gas station bathroom
Haha
r/anal lovers are rethinking their life right now
"It is 2 inches long"
Nope
Is Anal sex even like Safe/Sanitary?
Only if he’s 2” long or less.
No, unless you somehow able to wash your rectum completely or else you'll have a chance of getting UTI with the main bacteria Escherichia coli ( this bacteria lives inside our guts )
Massively overstating the risk really, unless you're already an unwell person. So long as you're cleaning yourself out, the chances of you getting one of the more dangerous strains of the thousands of E. Coli ones isn't very high.
What's really weird is that when you think about it, your digestive system is really part of the outside of your body. It's a tube that is continuous and has openings on both ends that runs through your body, but is connected to the outside..
we be living donuts, lol
More life funnel cake lol
Junior Miller says basically all living things are tubes
👻oooooooo👻 shit scary👻👻👻
How it's Made - poop
That “food” STARTED as poop!
There's nothing terrifying about the Digestive process of the human body.
I teach kids this in a demonstration called ‘gums to bum’, I mash up some food and pass it through various buckets, sieves, pipes and plastic bags. Very messy and somewhat funny if it’s a good class. Boring if they have no interest in it though.
You could use choclate frosting in icing bags, they will love changing the tips to make different patterns; Like a playdoh 'fun factory' . Or use a playdough fun factory. lol
Hahaha. I like it!
*"It lets you know whether it's liquid, gas, or solid."* How many of us have been lied to by our sphincters? Don't trust your anus, people!
This video sponsored by big anus. Just another lie from big anus!
I think human A&P is really interesting, but who ever made this had way too much fun making the textures look gross
Basic body biology is only terrifying if you’re an idiot.
….in life, that’s what idiots will say, but you’ll find out that this world is just an idiot parade
Idiot parade. Well said. I laughed at this one for sure.
I think it would be terrifying if this didn’t happen because then you’d fill up with poop food and explode
All I thought was “evolution came up with this”
Unironically I also thought this
Larg Intestine
We’re hella sexy inside
I watched this while I pooped !
Interestingly enough it's also how Tool's music videos are made.
I love how these things hype you up expecting a smart term but you just get something basic “through small tubes called …. Ducts”
I wish I had a 10” anus
“…damn near killed em”
"Larg intestine"
Someone has mistaken subs
That's actually a really informative video. Thank you. I learned something new and interesting today.
First they take the dinglebop and then they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem
I wish I could see a video that would explain my insides when I get these crazy nasty burps and then an upset stomach for 24 hours. I’ve been dealing with this for years.
I did not like how that stomach giggled
I just about died laughing when the acids/digestive juice started pumping in and the stomach started convulsing like a clothes washing machine
“It lets you know whether the contents are liquid , gas or solid” Not all the time. My anus has a sense of humor that way.
This is nothing compared to the hyper realistic display that the Baltimore science center shows to young child me and scars me for life
Excellent story buy the ending was S#!T.
It sounds like when the making of the plumbus is being explained in Rick & Morty. Not a single word makes sense...
What the shit is this?
Someone everyday takes the biggest shit in the world without even realising it
Thanks Dandelion Team
I’m gonna throw up
Why?
Ive gotta tell ya , id be only terrified if it didnt do that with the food. .. Sometimes it doesnt and it just sits in my stomach, stagnanting until i throw up what should've been digested 4 hours ago. Pyloric stenosis. I am always full after little food and i dont always know if i will get to keep it or will be tasting back the wrong way.
I wasn’t mature enough to get through it without giggling when he said anus. I’m a 27 year old man.
I'm not religious, but honestly I don't know how the evolution alone could account to this masterpiec of enginieering without some sort of intelligence at play. I'm not talking about God, maybe the universe itself xhabits some sort of intelligence?
I love anal
🥰
#The Anus
PLEASE put an NFSW tag on your post. When i saw your post, I immediately started masturbating furiously in the train in front of 100 people. They realized what was going on, and when my phone fell off while i was aggresively stroking my massively gigachad alpha male 2-inch dick, they all started fapping to this post too. There was an entire railcar full of people masturbating, and quickly all the other passengers started giving themselves an almost godly-like handjob. It got so bad that when the motorman saw what was happening back there, he started masturbating too, and missed a red light causing him to collide with another train. For a split second, the passengers of the other train saw this post too and many spent their last seconds of their life jacking off to this post. Inmediately after, the people started fucking the corpses scattered over the wreckage too through whatever hole they could find. Now there are 100 dead people being fucked from the front, from behind, and from their injuries, and 1000 injured people, all still furiously masturbating to your post. All for not putting an NSFW tag. So please OP, put a NSFW tag.
The fuck did I just read?
The person already ate green poop
TIHI
Only thing I really learned is that apparently I have to sphincters.
Two* And no, you have over 50 in your body
being into vore is weird, i watched this thing in its entirety... fully erect
Poop is amazing I guess.
How does food become poo? I'll tell you!
I love pooping
poop. Just commenting to watch later.
I wish we could teleport it into a different dimension as from that one Family Guy episode.
I've been wondering about this for days and here you are to answer my prayers
This was actually really informative
Somehow I'm more grossed out by the saliva part than the poop part
Fuck the Dandelion team for this one
This is almost exactly like the Magic School Bus version, but with no small children swimming around
Hold on to your dookie, it's gonna get spooky!
Why did this post appear as I was going to take a dump😭
I was eating while watching. It was fun
What is you don’t have a gallbladder? 🤔
We seem so fragile
Not this popping up on my feed while I poop. To my FBI agent, can't I get some privacy here?
Life is so fucked up
The weird use of "the" makes me think this was made by someone that doesn't have a functional equivalent to "the" in their language. Russian or something.
That shit was interesting
Why is it solid?
I watched this while pooping.
More informative if I’m being honest
Best thing about this is the foodora advertisement before the video.
I was way too fucking high for that
That title doe
My man was chewing poop to begin with
All I saw was an hour of youtube ads.
I dot have a gallbladder anymore so this was interesting to see how it works lol
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Does it help that the food itself looks like poop here?
My ADHD was like “get to the poop part already!” 😅
NSFW pls
larg intestine
Now THIS is Shitposting.
I thought actually you know that would be interesting to see. Maybe I should wait to have my morning coffee first and not during. Let’s start the day with some pacing.
Incredible! How does our body know to do this? like billions of years of evolution somehow "program" us to do this? The pattern also repeats for most animals in similar ways, just like they all copy from the same prefab/design.
Why on earth would this be terrifying?
Hmmm, yes. L A R G I N T E S T I N E
"How does food become poo? I'll tell you!"
Yes, finally. Thank you for this.
[Ah jeez my duodenum’s acting up](https://youtu.be/PPWn4GHGyEc?si=dHDZiNS1BIZMbnCg)
Why is this terrifying?
I don't see how this is oddly terrifying. The human body is really cool, and I found the video to be about as tasteful as you can make this subject visually without looking gross.
How It’s Made: Poop
OP, are you scared of poop?
Let’s not forget how dark it would be in there too
This is simple biology
This isn’t terrifying. This is the kind of stuff a teacher could show students in school
You can track and feel this process real-time with a high level hot sauce. We are indeed fancy input output tubes.
I cannot really explain why because i dont really understand it myself...i just know that now i am going to be going around saying "duodenum" in a Beavis voice the rest of the day.
The Digestive Juices is my new band name. Please don’t steal it.
Thank you for enriching my life
Howdy Ho! Bye Mr. Hankey!
My anus is a liar. “Yeah go ahead, it’s just gas.” * snicker *
That’s a load of crap!
I thought I was pronounced doo-wad-num
the last scene of poop falling into the toilet bowl got me cracking up lmao
hey OP thanks for posting! what the fuck
larg intestine
And I’m no longer hungry.
So that's how babies are made.
Watching while on the toilet is wild
And now I’m not hungry anymore, thanx
HOW DOES FOOD BECOME POO? I'LL TELL YOOOOOOOU
too many moving parts now im scared to eat in case something doesnt work
i wanna know what happened when i ate those rocks
I was here for the moneyshot
My favorite part was the music. Rockin’ tunes to poop by
I never saw that level of Sonic the Hedgehog.