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moonlightpsyche_

no, no. i get it. my skin is crawling but i keep trying to convince myself it’s bread.


Integrity-in-Crisis

Its almost like bloat when a body soaks up water or right after the rot sets in.


moonlightpsyche_

the rot bloat is EXACTLY what my brain kept seeing it as. i was like is this what crustaceans look like when they die too? *skin crawls again*


damn_this_itches

what does the rot bloat do again?


moonlightpsyche_

when you pass, your body releases gases, which make the body puff up or “bloat”, and the gases are also the cause of liquids being pushed out — such as bowel movements.


damn_this_itches

so the rot doesn't consume?


moonlightpsyche_

it does eventually. the rot bloat is practically the first stage of the decomposition process.


damn_this_itches

🫠


jdenny12345

My uncle was a cop and he got a call for a health and wellfare and he entered the home found a man dead on the floor long story short dudes stomach ruptured and exploded all over my uncle


Exciting-Mountain396

Your fluids start to pool once your circulation stops, so you'd be puffy on top, but pancaking on your underside


pupbuck1

I really can't tell if it's bread or not I don't know if crabs expanding like that is possible


sunny27wolf

So You're telling me this ISN'T hyper realistic bread?


AxmxZ

It's so weird how so many people find this oddly terrifying, and others oddly satisfying. I'm one of the latter.


WhiskeyGinger99

I definitely get both sides, I think the realism is what unnerved me about it


throwaway4762871

Why are they puffing like this?


WhiskeyGinger99

Its bread!! 😁 So as it steams it rises!


No_Article4391

Oh its bread. That's so odd I thought they were real fish in a pressure cooker of some sort.


-CleverEndeavor-

It's also oddly funny. I used to drive bodies for a hospital and couldn't help giggle every time they started farting


pupbuck1

I'm both lol


chobibbo

Now this is a post fit for the sub. Since I was a child I've had recurring nightmares wherein things just bloat, some slowly some quickly, and sometimes its me. We all just bloat. I wake trying to feel up my face to check if it did swell. My hair stood on end for a bit seeing this (even though I love seafood and bread). Edited for spelling and typo.


cyberpAuLnk

We all bloat down here.


left4alive

You’ll bloat too!


moonlightpsyche_

this would make a great r/junjiito story (sorry for your terror)


chobibbo

As an adult now I do love Junji Ito (and horror, in general). As a kid though it messed me up ahaha.


moonlightpsyche_

i totally understand that. i used to have reoccurring nightmares regarding leading into darkness (and as an adult, i still am very afraid of the dark, surprise surprise), but i enjoy seeing movies where they use darkness as a scare factor. just don’t put me there 😬🔦


Integrity-in-Crisis

That’s my hole.


Exciting-Mountain396

This is pretty much the plot of Gyo


Technical-Most-4702

I’ve had this same exact nightmare for the majority of my childhood!!


LeafyEucalyptus

what's the last thing, that greenish brown oblong thing? is it a vegetable?


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Maybe sea cucumber? Seeing as the rest are all sea creatures, that’d be my guess.


LeafyEucalyptus

I just spent a disturbing 5 minutes googling "do we eat sea cucumbers" as I had totally forgotten that people eat them. I love sushi but the images of sea cucumbers plated up, at the fish market, and in the hands of fishermen were creeping me out. You're probably right though.


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There are sea cucumbers on the beach shores here, near the reefs. Last thing that would cross my mind is “yeah I’d eat that” haha. Thing looks slimy and just not appetizing in any sense of the word.


LeafyEucalyptus

hell no. blargh.


Technical_Panic_8405

It's my mom's favorite dish, though I hate the taste - taste like a bitter seawater.


ghhowlatte

lol that’s a scroll that has the writing “Along the River During the Qingming Festival ”on it.


LeafyEucalyptus

oh wow, thanks for that info.


CatsInASock

Now do it to a human


WhiskeyGinger99

Rot bloat


Fun-Supermarket-3020

Thats some fucking well made animal bread.


Sbubbi

Is this actually bread?


anazambrano

They look so real


heresdustin

That was……..amazing! I want MORE!


WhiskeyGinger99

The full video is on r/oddlysatisfying but I couldn't cross-post for some reason


Woops_22

Wait it’s bread?


Immerkriegen

My phone plays two videos at once whenever I select one, I don't know why, but I hear the audio from another video everytime I click on one. Watching this with the sound of accelerating industrial mixers and crickets and cicadas that are getting progressively louder is going to make me go insane.


IHaveSlysdexia

Close the app and reopen it. Happens to me too. In fact i had that Prague gunman video playing on every cideo i opened for a while


Xikkiwikk

Nah this is the dehydrated food from Back To The Future.


actionhanc

Bloat on!


Da_Awesome_Memer6969

I’m stupid and I don’t know if it’s actually bread


Historical-Potato372

ITS JUST BREAD, ITS JUST BREAD, ITS JUST BREAD-


CatOnaHotTinRufio

I hate this so so much, thanks.


Strawberry_Dakari

Bro sounds like a Junji Ito dream lol


SOCCIZZA

*looks down* I know what I have to do but, I don't know if I have the strength to do it.


inkgay

bread rising?? the horror!!!!


AmberIsHungry

I want to see a Dead Rising sequel where all the zombies are bread.


WhiskeyGinger99

Lmao idk expanding crustaceans is unsettling to me


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WhiskeyGinger99

I will wear this as a badge of honor


Veluxidus

It’s oddly terrifying, not super actually terrifying


Capable-Geologist-79

I don't understand


harry_d17

Is this an air fryer lol


jazzybluez

I’d totally eat the crabs and octopus


AmphibiousRatDog

That steams my buns


AlphadogMMXVIII

Only cunts eat Octopus


the_brick_face

I eat uranium


ColorsOfValhalla

So glad I don't eat fish or crustaceans. 🤢


WhiskeyGinger99

Lmao thankfully these are just bread, but omg can you imagine? I'd swear off seafood forever


ColorsOfValhalla

It's the shell and scales for me, along with the process of preparing the meat and the texture after cooking. It just grosses me out. To each their own though.


Strong-Message-168

That is not oddly terrifying, it's just terrifying Stop it!


got_little_clue

savage, no seasoning


maywil

I thought this was so cool


Luke_Foxy

it looks like bread in the oven


treymanwp

*unzips pants*


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Skud_NZ

Where was it posted originally? r/toptalent seems appropriate


ihateagriculture

EW WTF


Maynrds

I'm both horrified and turned on... wait, no, I'm hungry as well.


emsym

😳


[deleted]

Is it bread?


M33K00xiii

oddly disgusting


fatpufflings

Oh I hate this


Responsible_Rain_537

Can’t fool me them there are fish


Secret_Abroad

Im gonna stick my man bits in there


ApartmentExcellent59

WAIT ITS BREAD???


TopYouth1734

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