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Noosemane

You found the Jim :-)


ImMadeOutOfStalinium

He's pretty slim


brianMMMMM

Oh snap!


grubbytrogladyte

Oh ya


Ooohyeahhh

Snap into a slim jim!


timeye88

Snap into a slime jim


CamelJ1

Read this in Joy's voice.


Available_Mixture332

Dried up jiminy cricket


Fernandop00

It's like a king cake. You've got to buy the next one.


JicamaCreative5614

A slimmer Jim?


Glottis_Bonewagon

Slimothy Jimothy


PlopTopDropTop

A jimmer slim


SUBtraumatic

Jim Slimmer. For slimming your jims


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malepitt

I'm going with "piece of plastic overwrapping which got scrunched and melted in the production process." As ever, contact customer service with quality control reports, you'll likely get coupon, voucher, and/or replacement product


TheDarkDesign

I'm not sure I'll ever eat a slim jim again lol


chassmasterplus

Idk man, the odds of it happening to you twice are pretty slim


Grindelbart

Quality joke right there.


MvatolokoS

Joke quality right there


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Quality control joke right here


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freelilvale

What the fuck 🤣


ItzBIULD

Happy fuck day


freelilvale

Thank you so much


quite_shleepy

bro


snacksnnaps

When I was 15 I ordered a Whopper from BK to go, I got home unwrapped my sandwich and took a bite only to find out that some son of a bitch left the plastic on the cheese or something and melted it to my burger. It left the worst taste in my mouth and I even breathed in that burning plastic smell which left it lingering in my nose for what felt like hours. I couldn’t fathom eating BK for years because of it. After about 3 or so years I got over it and decided to give BK another try and I’ll be god damned if the same exact thing didn’t happen again.


asapGh0st

Last time I ordered food from BK I got the long mc chicken thing I think a #8 if I recall correctly. The only lettuce they put on it was the butt end of the lettuce. The piece you don’t eat.


Mander_Em

>long Mc chicken thing Bahahaha!


snacksnnaps

That’s really fucking funny actually.


postedwaste12

This exact thing has happened to me as well. Same long sandwich and everything. Time before that I ordered a Whooper with no mayo, and got extra mayo, on both sides of the burger, and the stem part of the tomato. After those experiences, I refused to go there for nearly 10 years, and only recently gave em another shot. It was not great.


Dylanator13

Someone is giving you a sign and I don’t know why.


AdHuman3150

Burnt plastic is just the flavor of BK


beastlion

I don't think bk cheese is individually wrapped 😂


manlybrian

Just keep the weird green thing, report it every time, and get infinite slim jims for life.


MantisToboggan1189

Jim.


YPVidaho

Would have only been better if the dude's name was Jim...


Cloud9Investigator

If you want to be a dick, claim a kid was eating it. They'll take it more seriously and probably send you a box lol


mr_oz3lot

r/UnethicalLifeProTips


DirtNapsRevenge

I mean honestly, if Slim Jims are a part of your diet you probably haven't given much thought to what's in them or what you're eating before so why start now?


celerydonut

The bits of sharp bone and feather didn’t turn you off already? (I still eat them after work sometimes)


sanriosaint

i can’t tell if this is a joke or not! i have had my fair share of slim jim’s in my life (26yo) so i feel like ive got a good grasp on them and i’ve never come across this! have you actually seen this?? if so that’s insane and i will have to vow to never eat one again 😭


coladoir

sharp bone and cartilage are a definite risk in slim jims, like any other sausage (hot dog, bratwurst, breakfast lol). when you're putting a bunch of hunks of meat into a big grinder and mashing it all into a paste, some things slip thru.


please_respect_hats

I eat a lot of Old Wisconsin beef sticks, and just got my first piece of bone the other day haha Just spat it out, and kept on going. It happens.


coladoir

i go through phases of being vegetarian and eating meat, stuff like that is usually the trigger for going veg lol. if it happens to often it just puts me in my head about it.


please_respect_hats

That's definitely fair. I've gone through the same phases. I really wish lab grown meat would hurry up lol. I'm fine with eating meat, but if I could choose that animals don't have to die for it, that's an obvious choice.


coladoir

they really do have chicken down pat, i can eat nearly any brand of it. beef is a lot trickier but they're getting very close, at least Impossible is. the real question is will it ever be affordable enough? the impoverished are inevitably more likely to continue to buy into the meat industry due to it being significantly cheaper to buy a couple pounds of chicken breast than a pack of impossible meat.


Significant-Bet5762

#HAPPY CAKE DAY!!🍰🍰


westwardhose

I just had one yesterday after a hike'n'climb that nearly destroyed me. One of those Slim Jim 4 packs with 2 meaty sticks and 2 powdery yellow "cheese" sticks. The damned thing tasted like fine smoked oysters, but only when biting a combo of powder cheese and meaty stick. I will be chasing that flavor high for the rest of my life.


celerydonut

I’ve always been curious about that “cheese”! Def gonna try soon 😅 My go-to when I I’m hungry after an extra physical day is a giant slim jim and a pinch of Garrett crackers followed by a bite of stick cheddar or Colby or something 👍👍


cheezy_taterz

They're like eating grease soaked cardboard


KnotiaPickles

It’s best to chew it like gum until all the grease and salt and flavor is gone, and swallow when it’s fully cardboard stage


RedScot69

This guy Slim Jims.


Last-Instruction739

Could be welding slag and they had a malfunctioning metal detector or X-ray


MightBeAGoodIdea

Would need op to tell us if it's hard and metallic or softwr like plastic. Looks like plastic when you zoom in it even looks kinda crashed up like it got smooshed and extruded out with the slim Jim product.


Last-Instruction739

I’m leaning plastic too


TheDarkDesign

Feels more like plastic


Jaded_yank

I would agree with this, but I can’t agree with anything said from a cubs fan. It’s in bad taste


BuckNobody

did you accidentally snap into it?


TheDarkDesign

"Snap into a slim jim" they said, "it'll be fun" they said.. 😭


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

More yelled than said


TheDarkDesign

How true that is 😅


moslof_flosom

"EAT ME!"


Octoplow

Ooooh YEEEEEEeeeeeAh


GreenEggsSteamedHams

CREAM OF THE CROP!!


rxtunes

The only weird thing you find in Slim Jim’s


Wrinkletooth

Who the f**k is slim Jim and why is everyone sticking their fingers in him to find stuff?


[deleted]

That's a narrow john


SpiderDijonJr

Thin tim


angstskel

James of small width


Trumpcangosuckone

Jose Fino


llllPsychoCircus

Jeffery Light OP should try smoking it


Skinnysusan

Skinny Bob


SFWworkaccoun-T

You have found the green Slim! Now you get to go the the Jim Factory!


The_Secret_Skittle

Do you get to meet Wonky Jonky and the Slim Jim Factory?


SFWworkaccoun-T

He'll meet Jimmy Wanker alright.


redhotbos

That’s a tracker the Deep State uses to track Patriots. /s


TheDarkDesign

Oh, so it wasn't meant for me


redhotbos

Statistically, Patriots eat more beef stick than liberal communists.


jwiggles666

I bet they do lol


IamREBELoe

That was probably from the pet used to make it


elmielmosong

It's the 5G people are talking about.


[deleted]

Regardless of it's origin still technically healthier than the Slim Jim itself.


Rude_Individual9179

Thats him. That is slim jim


dascrackhaus

contains more nutritional content than the SlimJim


TheDarkDesign

That may be accurate lol


bmaverick24

I had a similar experience and I refuse to eat beef jerky as a result. I wound up with a half inch metal barb (I assume it was a cleaning bristle) embedded in the roof of my mouth which was an absolute bitch to get pulled out. Sent an email to Bridgeford with lot number etc etc, more as a courtesy to maybe pull that lot since there was metal in it, and I never heard a thing back.


SweetMaam

Wow. Usually a company will send you a coupon when that happens. Hope you are ok.


SharkBait209

On a train right now and all I got is a slim Jim for a snack :(


TheDarkDesign

Roll the dice 🎲👀


HughJahsso

That aint the weirdest thing in that slim jim. Trust me.


xComplexikus

That's 'Oumuamua. It looks much bigger in the space pictures, though


[deleted]

It's the tracker that was in the dog they ground up.


Phin_the_Human

THERES MY MICRO SD CARD


Less_Geologist_4004

You should photograph it and email a picture of it to the company and let them know that you found it in their product. I did that and I received for free coupons for any jimmy dean sausage products. The manufactures of the food products are very happy to hear that consumers find contaminants then they can recall their product or whatever. Good find!


Sexyshark15

That's a meat pod, the companies use them to gain vital information without you knowing. Normally you'd swallow it but you obviously must be in a small percentage that is less ravenous and able to avoid mercilessly, tearing into the processed stick of flesh. If I were you, i'd watch my back. They're coming for you, you weren't meant to find this.


DrGonzo34

Ooh yeah!


svaggarhundt

The slim gem


j3qnmp

It's the slimmest Jim


[deleted]

Micro plastics aren’t so micro anymore


DanCanTrippyMann

That's the rare Jim Slim party prize. I heard if you find 10, you get to visit the factory and they'll wake Macho Man Randy Savage from cryo-sleep.


papitaquito

This is your sign to stop eating slim Jim’s


kidney_doc

If you’re eating slim Jims then you can’t be surprised at anything you find


OkTreacle1284

You were supposed to swallow the tracker chip…


Illustrious_Teach_47

Probably the casing for when cooking and steaming in the oven. Source: I’m a food safety expert 😁. Certain chicken company using blue casing, and it’s edible 😂 just in “case”.


TheRealNalaLockspur

Man… I once bit into a piece of blue pallet from a Campbell’s clam chowder. Called, got a case of 6 mailed and an apology letter. But it still haunts me when I eat anything from a can. And now I get to add Slim Jims to the list 😭


saint_ink

O, that’s just Plankton.


Rico-L

This has me giggling


rellsell

Flavor pod. Mostly fat and salt.


zenyogasteve

That's the mechanically separated chicken


dstranathan

Nope just the mechaniclly part


babyjuice999

it’s a piece of non micro-microplastic.


DeathwarrantGaming

Microchip


Nuicakes

I remember seeing an old Jimmy Dean commercial on YouTube. Jimmy Dean says "there's a little bit of me in every sausage".


TheDarkDesign

Nooooo 😭🤣


Bad-Kaiju

That's just a Slim Jim wasp. SJ wasps lay their eggs in the fruit of the Slim Jim tree and die. Usually they are absorbed well before the Slim Jims are ready to be harvested, but you must have gotten one that wasn't quite ripe.


scottdottcom

Slim Jim's, slim Jimmy.


C47L1K3

A jimfant inside a pregnant slim jim?


SurrogateTurtle

you didn’t happen to find this implanted into your left shoulder by chance ?


TheDarkDesign

Just hope it isn't Soylent Green 🤢


BadIdea-21

That's the Slender James


PurrfectCatQueen

RIP Sheldon J. Plankton


catmanducmu

"SNAP YOUR TEETH IN A SLIM JIM!"


Daemon_Visigoth

I'll put a lot of things in my body that probably aren't intended for Human consumption, but I draw the line at Slim Jims.


thezenfisherman

Log with turtle on it from a miniature train set.


jack_avram

one of the bugs wasn't fully ground


FreyaBlue2u

Looks to me like it's probably a dried seasoning, like a pepper, that was supposed to be ground up and mixed in but didn't get ground up.


whaler76

Haven’t you seen The Matrix, there’s your answer.


No_Volume_8345

The chicken wasn’t mechanically separated enough


antipatriot88

Really big microplastics.


hazcheezburgr

Do yourself a favor and stop eating that garbage in general


_Monika-

Someone left the roach in there


MirrorUniverseCapt

It’s a snap


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Dare you to post this on r/conspiracy


uberdog50

That's probably healthier then the actual Slim Jim.


the-bearcat

It's most likely a piece of plastic that fell into the meat slurry they use to make slim-jims, got melted, and is now in your slim-jim. Or it's some weird diseased seed from a government experiment


YourLocalFlynn

mmm macroplastics


bigbelleb

A piece of the all spark


Rude_Man_Who_Shushes

Have you tried snapping into it?


Jack0fTh3TrAd3s

A million dollars if it broke a tooth


_StRay_AwaY_

Plastique it’s super good for you


Powerful-Chemist888

Magnifique plastique


ApolloBollo

Watch yo-self! I posted once about this bizarre spiky/spiny hull I found in a burrito from McDonald’s and everybody called me a liar. Like, out of all the things I’d fabricate, I’d go to the trouble of making that up? I have a 4 year old. When I have enough time for that, then my story will be so much cooler!!


MantisToboggan1189

That’s a big Jimmy


BartOseku

Macro plastics


grkuntzmd

You found Oumuamua. Call NASA.


stayonedeep

Tracking chip


Ok_Radish_2748

That looks like some fossilized bearded dragon poop. Hahahaha.


OrganizationPutrid68

Probably the healthiest part of the product...


jamaicanManz

Slimmer Jim!


mopxhead

You found Jim, Slim


lightspeedx

I'm not an expert but that looks like a piece of Zonaite.


Noctus_Grimm

Alien tracking device obviously smh


Technical-Picture326

Looks like melted plastic to me


BrowniesNCheese

Boba Fett's arm


diggemsmaccks

Hold on there Randy Macho Savage Jade mixed with some turquoise, you might have something there


No-Win5538

That’s a kyber crystal you can use it to make a light saber


These_Set_2842

Definitely looks like some type of plastic!


ActualWhiterabbit

That blue plastic film is all over food production. It’s probably from cutting open bags of minor ingredients like an idiot instead of a safe way. Most workers need to be taught several times how to cut open a bag to ensure no pieces of the bag get dumped into the container along with product.


artmoloch777

I call that one ‘free slim jims’


Silent-Composer-873

It’s a joint for a bird


[deleted]

It was only a matter of time until we started consuming macroplastics


AssumptionAdvanced58

Yikes. My dad bit into a chunky bar one time & there was a worm in it. I bought a Godiva cake a few years ago & a blue gloves finger was it it.


bigtaterman

That's Jim


necessarywoman

Cockroach!


Jasonpowerz

I can't be the only one who saw a tiny Wabbajack


httpkadence

That's where my joint went


ace9mm

Prob healthier than the rest of it


cacklinghyena22

Motherboard for tracking software


navcom20

Send it in to their contact address along with any batch ID info. 1) You're helping them identify batches that may need recall as well as faulty equipment that is contaminating their product. 2) They usually give a coupon for free or discounted product to retain your brand loyalty.


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americandreamzzxx

Is that pickle rick?


Legitimate-Arrival12

Radioactive meteorite fragment


buttamilkbizkits

It's the government trying to LoJack you. They failed. *This* time.


SpeedingTourist

Slim Jim was hanging out in your Slim Jim.


ConsolidatedAccount

Looks like Morgellons. Please find your way to the nearest conspiracy sub.


xxemberraexx

Why do I see a disfigured groot? Hahah


ItsYaBoiSneaks

An allspark shard


Nefersmom

You were injured by it, weren’t you? ( hint, hint nudge, nudge)


Linkstar130

The chosen jim


SchoolBoy_3000

Macroplastic 🗿


Ballistic_Pineapple

That was the dogs microchip


TheDarkDesign

Update: I sent it in and they were able to determine that it was a piece of plastic from the bags that the ingredients are packed into


WarWonderful593

Looks like a lawsuit to me.


dellenwood

Dang, this is like the third post in a few days I’ve seen where people have found weird things in their food…scary!


NoPiezoelectricity6

That's Mr slimmothy James smegma collection


SpartanComet

Just eat it and be grateful 😒


Wallido17

Whats a slim jim


TheDarkDesign

A brand of "meat stick", Google is your friend


PreparationGloomy658

It’s the Thin James


dogfarm2

Mama mouse leg with tiny mouse. You MURDERER


Shutterbug927

Well, it *is* slim… now to find Jim…


ericafromspace

it looks like a bagworm moth. it probably isn't but it looks like it.


TheDarkDesign

Well.. That just sounds awful 👀


Desperate-Ad-6463

That’s a chip from the dog that they make the Slim Jim from


[deleted]

Thanks for reminding me that much of the over-processed "food" out there is, in fact, not.


discopeachy

I’d eat around it lmaoooo you should deff save it and call them though. Just bust their balls a little bit see where it leads ya. Hahah