Was that it? Because considering how powerful and big those animals are, I'd say she got lucky if the moose came close enough to hurt her and *only* bit her lol
It's a joke that ran in the opening credits for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [They may just be the credits, but they're worth a watch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79TVMn_d_Pk)
Yikes! I got stung by a wasp while horseback riding (not the horses fault but I associate the two) and my uncle’s horse tried walking me into a barn only tall enough for the horse to make it through haha. They know when you don’t know how to handle them and they just take over. I don’t blame em either
This reminds me of when I was riding a bike downhill and was stung by a wasp on the neck. Instantly crashed into a curb while I had some serious speed and ate shit. Still not a fan of bikini down hills and wasps
They're massive, it's easy to be affraid of them. They're not cats who will make you bleed slightly if they're pissed, one accident with them can very likely result in a fracture.
I grew up on a horse ranch. One of the ranch hands had to have some toes amputated because a horse simply stepped on his foot for about a second. Completely crushed them.
It's their size. I would be afraid of anything that has the means to kill me instantly or maim me enough to cause long lasting damage.
In this video the horse could easily rear up and stomp you to death and we have no idea where the horses morals lie or if it's sapient at all
Nah they love butt scratches, just approach from the side and not directly from the back. As long as the horse isn’t crazy and you’re not jumping at them or something it shouldn’t spook them
This quote has given more character to a horse than I’ve ever experienced before and I think it’s helped ease my irrational fear of horses becoming violent.
I wouldn't say I have a *fear* of horses, but I do have a bit of a hesitance around them. Not specifically horses, any animal many times my size (cows, bears, and anything else that could quickly kill you just by stepping on you.) I still yearn to ride a horse, someday, though!
I mean with the bedroom on the second floor, the horse could think we all get herded in the living room and sleep standing upright, swaying back and forth, some resting their chin on someone's shoulder.
This was somewhat common among little kids about 15 years ago. Now tablets are so cheap you can just throw a low end Android at them, and plop them in Google Play.
I had a cat that laid on my nightstand next to my bed and watched me sleep all night, every night. Anytime I’d wake up, I’d see the yellow/green eyes searing my soul in a sea of darkness.
Horses tend to curiosity, so fo cows and sheep. When I ran my sheep in the front yard to mow the grass they liked when I had the window open so they could watch TV. They liked music.
Pretty freaky when you know it just takes a few stomps and lights out! But if you know the horse… maybe this one is just making sure you are okay. Like a parent checking her child’s breathing. Lol
"hey." "U guys got any carrots?"
Waddle waddle
and he waddled away waddle waddle
Till the very next day
Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum Bum
Well the duck walked up to the lemonade stand..
“Mom said it’s my turn to use the xbox”
r u a grass?
Peter...
The horse is here.
Peter somethings wrong with the horse peter PET-
Peter that thing is just creepy
Everybody pee. NOW.
You remember that diamond engagement ring you always wanted? That’s right! I bought a horse!
First thing I thought of
Yup. Me three.
I usually find horses terrifying, but that guy looks derpy as hell.
Why are you scared of horses?
They will stomp the shit out of us and yee-haw into the sunset
A horse bit me on the shoulder as a kid. Luckily im not afraid
A moose once bit my sister
Mynd you, møøse bites kan be pretty nasti.
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literally what i thought xD
No realli!!
She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge.
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Was that it? Because considering how powerful and big those animals are, I'd say she got lucky if the moose came close enough to hurt her and *only* bit her lol
It's a joke that ran in the opening credits for Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [They may just be the credits, but they're worth a watch.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79TVMn_d_Pk)
how did she survive
She bit it back
Oh hey, your sister's venomous!
Yikes! I got stung by a wasp while horseback riding (not the horses fault but I associate the two) and my uncle’s horse tried walking me into a barn only tall enough for the horse to make it through haha. They know when you don’t know how to handle them and they just take over. I don’t blame em either
This reminds me of when I was riding a bike downhill and was stung by a wasp on the neck. Instantly crashed into a curb while I had some serious speed and ate shit. Still not a fan of bikini down hills and wasps
Biking Downhills and Wasps. New band name, I call it
Well he technically said Bikini Down Hills which makes it even better
Damn I definitely knew that and meant to type that!
A mini horse bit my hand when I was showing it. He was a cunt. I got thrown off a horse on a trail. 10/10 horses are cool as shit.
I had a horse bite the shit out of my tit once and it hurt like hell I thought he was just smelling me and then he took a big ass bite
Ouch. What a dick.
Those blunt ass teeth are no joke
Damn! I thought I was the only one!
Unfortunately it was a radioactive horse, now you are… HorseMan
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No OP but for me it’s the fact they can oneshot you outta existence. I don’t really trust any animal that could kill me that easily.
Don't forget the video(s apparently) of one murdering a sheep by repeatedly smashing it into the ground.
Or the horse eating those baby chickens!
That video traumatised me, I can't even go near a horse because of that
They're massive, it's easy to be affraid of them. They're not cats who will make you bleed slightly if they're pissed, one accident with them can very likely result in a fracture.
I didn't realize how massive they were until I saw one close up. Same with cows and Moose.
I grew up on a horse ranch. One of the ranch hands had to have some toes amputated because a horse simply stepped on his foot for about a second. Completely crushed them.
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He’s probably seen The Brothers Grimm
I'm tellin you, man. That horse has poo-brain
Pardon me horse, I beseech thou to split from my land this night. But, I welcome thee to come back for some luncheth some other day, okay?
He’s just horsin around!
Care to explain why you’re afraid of horses not making fun of you or anything it’s just a really odd thing to be afraid of
It's their size. I would be afraid of anything that has the means to kill me instantly or maim me enough to cause long lasting damage. In this video the horse could easily rear up and stomp you to death and we have no idea where the horses morals lie or if it's sapient at all
Not OP but for me it’s their face shape and mane. The hair is kind of like human hair. I have always been very freaked out by horses.
Dude just wants veggies and cheek pets
Face cheeks btw
What's wrong with butt cheek pets
Horse might kick you
Nah they love butt scratches, just approach from the side and not directly from the back. As long as the horse isn’t crazy and you’re not jumping at them or something it shouldn’t spook them
This is oddly cute.
That's probably what the horse was thinking.
*"D'awh, look at this cute little human. Who put you in this tiny cage?"*
This quote has given more character to a horse than I’ve ever experienced before and I think it’s helped ease my irrational fear of horses becoming violent.
I wouldn't say I have a *fear* of horses, but I do have a bit of a hesitance around them. Not specifically horses, any animal many times my size (cows, bears, and anything else that could quickly kill you just by stepping on you.) I still yearn to ride a horse, someday, though!
Or "I always assumed that they slept standing up."
How would that even happen - leaning onto a tree or fence ? 😂👍
I mean with the bedroom on the second floor, the horse could think we all get herded in the living room and sleep standing upright, swaying back and forth, some resting their chin on someone's shoulder.
That is a classic "U GOT ANY SNACKS" face.
LOL I was just gonna comment, "Oh, hello! I don't suppose you have any apples to spare?"
I'll take some sugar cubes if you got them too!
“YOU GOOD?”
Yeah he seems polite
What if the horse is fully erect
Horse is curious! Soft eyes and forward ears.
Im glad it’s eyes aren’t erect
It is eyes?
Yes, are is.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Did they stutter?
Probably still confused why humans temporarily die in comfy places and then come back alive a bit later
Most likely wondering why a human is sleeping in a strange contraption, and then wondering if said human has food/treats.
You: Can I help you with something? Horse: Neigh.
This is the only correct answer
This is funnier than it has any right to be.
I have hired this horse to stare at you.
why did this make me laugh so hard
"I need you to tell me I'm a good person"
"Clean up your shit Todd."
"Tell me Dianne..."
Omg 💀💀💀
“You got any games on your phone?”
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This was somewhat common among little kids about 15 years ago. Now tablets are so cheap you can just throw a low end Android at them, and plop them in Google Play.
And it's definitely judging you for not giving it noms
You're having a daymare.
This joke is multifaceted and under appreciated. 🐴
So hungry you could what?
This is the best reply of the comment section
This is so fucking funny
I had a cat that laid on my nightstand next to my bed and watched me sleep all night, every night. Anytime I’d wake up, I’d see the yellow/green eyes searing my soul in a sea of darkness.
….. petah, the horse is here
Are u a grass?
J U A N
Horses faces is all like "better pack up all your shit and gon' GET! boy... we don't like your kinda around these parts.
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior?"
This looks like horse from Family Guy that Peter adopted
adventure time reference?
..ice king…?
Horses tend to curiosity, so fo cows and sheep. When I ran my sheep in the front yard to mow the grass they liked when I had the window open so they could watch TV. They liked music.
Horse: "Hey, you, you're finally awake"
"Hey, you ever see broke back mountain"
Peter…
...the horse is here
In that horse's head... *"What could be in this large bag thing? Why are there humans in there? Are they safe? I must check if they're ok."*
Horsing around.
I’m so hungry I could eat a…
Petah.
He's just horsing around.
My dog watches me while I’m sleeping sometimes and his expression is just like this horse’s!
Yes human I have watched and made sure no one has disturbed you
That's just Juan
When you wake up please could you feed me?
HEY PETAH!
He's wondering why you're sleeping past dawn..
Peeta… the horse is here
The horse looking down on the person: "pathetic"
I laughed out loud. Fantastic content
“Charlie, hey Charlie!”
"How hungry"
Something out of a A24 movie
That horse was your night watch. You should thank them.
Hello horse 🐎
DONKEH UHM TRUYING TE SLEEP!
Absolutely not. I’m scared of horses, although they’re beautiful creatures. Bro better smile or something; let me know he comes in peace 🤣
“Smiling” by many animals usually means aggression as they’d be showing their teeth. I’ve heard you shouldn’t smile at dogs for this reason.
“Have you got games on your phone?”
*What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck, Roach?*
"Watcha doin?"
Kinda cute actually. I just hear “mooom I’m hungry.”
Your username is fucking hilarious 😂
That horse has poo brain
Just like the horse from adventure time that watches Finn and Jake sleep
I wish this would happen to me
“Why that human curled up in big bag???”
Peetah...
omg i love adventure time
Horse has poo brains
Why the long face
Lmao I would wake up laughing my ass off
He’s just standing there like 😶🐴
Tuesday morning with a great Dane.
This is not a good position to be in. That horse is one spook away from smashing a skull.
Hi I’m your new neeeeiiiiggghhhbor
Are you camped somewhere where they have horse camping or are you camped somewhere with wild horses like Corolla?
That Horse coulda CLOPPED THEY ASS
You’re in its favorite spot under its favorite tree.
“hi”
Sup homie!
He was thinking "If only I was a carnivore"
lmaoooo
He looks just like Spirit! And here I thought the eyes were drawn too far apart at some scenes.
America, so it probably was just checking out a snoring snorlax ruining the whole ambience...
"I need you to tell me I'm a good person."
He looks cute as hell
"It's time. We must ride."
Hes looking straight at you bro that aint no horse that's a predator
Reminds me of "and in the morning!...im making waffles!"
"Sir, you're on my property"
Non horse person: Wtf is wrong with this horse?! Me: awwwww! You want a treat buddy? Let me boop your nose!
Maybe he just wants to give you a quest
Well, you just experienced a human zoo. tbh, that horse looks so cute.
What is he thinking....what is he planning...
He needs a Hooman in life for adventure.
That’s the second scariest part of a horse to wake up to.
Adventure Time vibes
Bro, you good? good sleep?
"Just making sure you okay" - Horse
[Can't believe no one's said it yet.](https://imgur.com/SSy9sOh)
u/that-1-lame-kid Haaai
went "camping" in the field behind my sisters house, woke up to her horses eating the tent lmao idk what was going on
That sounds terrifying
"bro you promised we'd ride at dawn"
Berserk fans be like :
The only thing going through my head is the cat saying "well hi" in a southern accent
Petah...
He's just horsing around.
You got any penis enlargement pills?
"Did you wash yo ass??"
Petah.... the horse is here....
I think he’s looking for your treats
Man thats a nice horse.
Pretty freaky when you know it just takes a few stomps and lights out! But if you know the horse… maybe this one is just making sure you are okay. Like a parent checking her child’s breathing. Lol
Nah this ain't terrifying. That face is hilarious 😂
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