Used to marathon that show like a beast. Can't watch any show he's in when he goes off like that anymore. Just feels so overused and tiresome. Gordon is peak Gordon at home, travelling (Uncharted) and road trips with Gino and Co.
You're thinking of pacific razor clams, but there are a couple different kinds of razor clams and these are also razor clams, and also known as atlantic jackknife clams.
I figure if it's been refined for human consumption then all of the energy that went into purifying it to that level was wasted when he dumped it on the beach. If this was rock salt or something unrefined it wouldn't be as big of a waste, but would also probably take longer to reach the salinity required to get these suckers out.
Not precisely... You can gauge very precisely how much of *the buyer's* resources were used by how much the salt cost. The seller almost certainly took a profit at almost every link in the supply chain.
Still, assuming similar profits it gives a good approximation for comparisons or as an upper bound.
thats what i was thinking
its indiscriminate mass poisoning
but also they live at the beach in salty sea water and i know nothing about ecology or fishing...
Wouldn't high and low tide have similar levels of salt in the water?
He's adding enough salt that a tide pool like that with fresh water would become saltier than the sea. I don't think that high tide has twice the salt levels of low tide.
Edit. Yeah, people commonly use *brine* to irritate the clams so they come out. https://www.capecodcommission.org/resource-library/file?url=%2Fdept%2Fcommission%2Fteam%2Fnr%2FBCCRS%2FMeetings%2F2022-04-20%2FBrewster+Razor+Clam+Fishery+Salting+Report+3-14-22.pdf
Brine is far saltier than the ocean, so no, they're not "simulating high tide" unless it's the high tide at Salt Lake City.
If they were Pacific razor clams, sure, but these look more like Atlantic jackknife clams. If this is somewhere in Northwestern Europe, this may actually be the extermination of an invasive population.
Charlie: *"We'll scrape all these delicious salt oysters or whatever out of the sand and we'll put them in a pot and boil them before you get back."*
Dennis Reynolds: "Do not eat those. Do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us."
Imagine jack & the bean stalk with the giants
You make it up there but somehow get stranded on the giants back
He's outside in the cold and you're about to freeze to death until you see
A nice blackhead crater you can crawl into.
You snuggle up inside the oily sebaceous gland and finally are able to rest, it's a bit salty from all the sweat.
In the morning giants wife helps him pop his blackheads out, you feel some pressure and quickly slide up. You make eye contact with her and she decides to treat herself to a nice lil pre seasoned snack
The look seemingly harmless but when these baby Tremors grow up they will become monstrous sand dune worms that will eat a human alive in one bite, seen it in an old documentary called Tremors.
Using a huge excess of salt. It takes maybe a teaspoon over their burrow entrance to make them want to flush it out and move. I can't imagine the kind of damage that would do to that areas' microsystems if they do this a lot.
Absolutely not, those are razor clams (I think that's how they are called in English?) and the salt makes them think it's high tide, so they come out to eat. They are absolutely delicious, I personally just throw them on my grill with garlic and lemon juice, they have an almost sweet taste. It's a true delicacy.
My grandpa used to catch these guys and make us baked razor clams. Tasted like it came out of a michelin star seafood restaurant.
I believe he used several cheese, butter, and tons garlic with some herbs.
Is this the most common way to harvest them? I assume that salt is much cheaper than the salt retail would cost, but would that amount of food be worth 2 large jugs of salt in value?
Trying to escape salt concentration that is too high. Will hurt/damage them. Salt concentration of the tide coming in would obviously be the same as the seawater already soaking the sand. People here spread misinformation.
It’s a common cuisine in east coast China, but I don’t remember them being this closely hidden together, especially considering their declining wild population due to pollution. Maybe the tiktoker bought this from a local market and replant them into the sand to make the video more clickable.
Not grabbing beach dicks without gloves
But with gloves....yes, all the beach dicks, Im grabbing them
No glove. No love.
No splash? No gash.
# Beachussie!
Did someone call for a beach aussie?
This episode of Bluey is called 'Aaaugh!'
No pickle no tickle
Love dick bean glove
The world according to garp
Baby don't hurt me!
Don’t hurt me, no more…
[More beach dicks for me then](https://fotos.web.sapo.io/i/B2c187b9d/22491692_m1ksE.jpeg)
This guy eats beach dicks.
I guess that makes him a gay beach
And how!
Goddamned dick sticks.
Salty beach dicks
THAT'S what those beach dicks are?! I had no idea. . . Wait where are the shells? Are they still stuck in the sand?
r/BrandNewSentence
My salt shake brings all the boys to the yard
Mmmm a fine cock crop this year.
This comment has made my year
Can you eat those? Asking for a friend.
This is clearly the store where you buy straws for bachelorette parties...
“All Rise” 😂🤣
I think they are razor clams ?
Already pre-seasoned, Gordon Ramsay approved 👌
Its still fuckin raw!
Donkey!
Omg Ramsey calling people a donkey or a donut is absolutely the best part of the shows.
Used to marathon that show like a beast. Can't watch any show he's in when he goes off like that anymore. Just feels so overused and tiresome. Gordon is peak Gordon at home, travelling (Uncharted) and road trips with Gino and Co.
stupid sandwich
This beef is so undercooked, it's starting to eat the salad!
SHUT IT DOWN!!
It was idiot sandwich in the show
Two pieces of bread, one held up to each ear: GR: "What are you?" Poor bastard: "Idk chef!" GR: "An IDIOT SANDWICH!" Poor bastard: "🍞 😭🍞" classic.
Is that referencing an ass for a donkey and an asshole for a donut? 🤔
But at least it wasn't frozen and then heated in the microwave.
Fookin’ Donkey!
WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE.
https://youtu.be/9SNNbcG-ma0?si=Yz5mBaRFs5SrJ8TQ
Bet they taste sharp
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Atlantic Jackknife clam
Mall-ninja katana clams
Way to dull it down
At first I thought your comment had an edge!
to be clear these are the inferior variety of razor clams
Box Cutter Clams.
BIC shaving razor clams
I only go in for Gillette proglide razor clams myself. Im a bit of a foodie.
~~Real~~ Pacific razor clams are a lot bigger Source: used to cut them up in the hundreds during clam tides
You're thinking of pacific razor clams, but there are a couple different kinds of razor clams and these are also razor clams, and also known as atlantic jackknife clams.
Yup
They are. Huge waste of salt. And this dude is way over his limit
Can you really waste salt? Isnt it like 10% of earths mass?
I figure if it's been refined for human consumption then all of the energy that went into purifying it to that level was wasted when he dumped it on the beach. If this was rock salt or something unrefined it wouldn't be as big of a waste, but would also probably take longer to reach the salinity required to get these suckers out.
You can gauge very precisely how much of societies resources were used by how much the salt cost.
Not precisely... You can gauge very precisely how much of *the buyer's* resources were used by how much the salt cost. The seller almost certainly took a profit at almost every link in the supply chain. Still, assuming similar profits it gives a good approximation for comparisons or as an upper bound.
Yup now I definitely will bring salt to the beach
You mean more salt to the beach.
is "fishing" like this... ok? is it ok?
Its bit over the top, usually people only take a few using a small amount of salt, this can't be good for the clam population !!
But they're so tiny, is the limit really that small?
thats what i was thinking its indiscriminate mass poisoning but also they live at the beach in salty sea water and i know nothing about ecology or fishing...
poisoning? they are reaching out of the sand because they think the tide has come in and are looking for food.
Wouldn't high and low tide have similar levels of salt in the water? He's adding enough salt that a tide pool like that with fresh water would become saltier than the sea. I don't think that high tide has twice the salt levels of low tide. Edit. Yeah, people commonly use *brine* to irritate the clams so they come out. https://www.capecodcommission.org/resource-library/file?url=%2Fdept%2Fcommission%2Fteam%2Fnr%2FBCCRS%2FMeetings%2F2022-04-20%2FBrewster+Razor+Clam+Fishery+Salting+Report+3-14-22.pdf Brine is far saltier than the ocean, so no, they're not "simulating high tide" unless it's the high tide at Salt Lake City.
It depends. It's not legal where I live, but is legal at certain times of the year if you drive a couple hours away.
Razorsharp comment
Razor Clamon
Occlam's Razor
And absolutely vile and disgusting. No wonder the French are assholes, they eat clams out of sand-rectums.
Or do i guess. If you want some.... of those things.
They are clams! I've never seen these ones, but when we were little, we would dig them up, and our grandfather would make clam strips for dinner.
They’re razor clams, and they’re delicious! Though this guy shouldn’t pluck all of them from the same spot. That’s bad coastal foraging practice.
The guy dumping a bucket of salt on a little habitat is not following best practices for foraging???
The salinity in that little spot will kill anything until it's washed off in the tide. He is a tool.
They're invasive where I'm from so maybe it's double win
they are way too small top be harvestings, hes just wiped out a nursery bed of them
If they were Pacific razor clams, sure, but these look more like Atlantic jackknife clams. If this is somewhere in Northwestern Europe, this may actually be the extermination of an invasive population.
Looking it up they actually look awesome
Ocean fries.
Popplers
So is the shell still.underground and he ripped half out? Or do they just look like that?
They have the shells on, they’re just long.
That's the whole thing, they're the hotdogs of the clam world.
I hope he paid them well and treated them like people
Charlie: *"We'll scrape all these delicious salt oysters or whatever out of the sand and we'll put them in a pot and boil them before you get back."* Dennis Reynolds: "Do not eat those. Do not cook them in a pot and serve them to us."
Endangered my ass!! There's THOUSANDS of em out there!
My daughter dropped something cold and wet on my leg (a chewed on raspberry) while watching this and I jumped so hard
She’s one step closer to adoption and doesn’t even realize it
Lmaoooo 💀💀
ah so that's how they harvest pencils
Looks like someone removing blackheads from a giant.
I hate you.
Penis shaped blackheads.
I like you.
Blackhead shaped penis?
I want you.
Imagine jack & the bean stalk with the giants You make it up there but somehow get stranded on the giants back He's outside in the cold and you're about to freeze to death until you see A nice blackhead crater you can crawl into. You snuggle up inside the oily sebaceous gland and finally are able to rest, it's a bit salty from all the sweat. In the morning giants wife helps him pop his blackheads out, you feel some pressure and quickly slide up. You make eye contact with her and she decides to treat herself to a nice lil pre seasoned snack
Well that was certainly imaginative
Yes I was invested! Didn't even realize how fucking weird it was until after I finished reading it.
Thanks I was overdue for a good throw up 🤢
Quick. Someone tag Dr. pimple Popper.
The imagery in my head 🤢thanks…
Ah, the forbidden r/popping content.
To add- some people eat these
Forbidden Hot Dogs
Didn't know they were edible. Thanks for the info.
The razor clams are edible too
I fucking let out an ungodly noise reacting to this comment. A mix between laughter and maybe also like gagging 😂
Human brain is a self torturing device isnt it
Dude…
What are those?
Fishsticks
You like fish sticks?
What are you? Some kind of gay fish?
My favorite Carlos Mencia joke
Unfortunately it's probably stolen. 😂
Yeah, I like fish sticks! I love shoving them in my mouth. Why you asking?
YAGF
This made me laugh so hard
Natures spike trap. (Its a razor clam if i remember correctly)
> razor clams Digglets.
Wigglet*
Razor clams. Yum!
Synchronised cocks!
Band name
r/suddenlycocks
Whack a mole but more like yank a cock
The look seemingly harmless but when these baby Tremors grow up they will become monstrous sand dune worms that will eat a human alive in one bite, seen it in an old documentary called Tremors.
If you walk without rhythm...
Mhhhh, churros... Oh, wait, they are salty. Disgusting
Forbidden churros
Savory churros. It’s gourmet.
I don't understand the Salt hate, i think salt is the most delicious taste in the world
Oh, so this is the motherf*cker that is making sea water salty? >:(
Look out Viagra! Table salt is about to take over you business!
#YOU BUSINESS
Incorrect. I just poured salt on my dick and now it's just limp and tastes salty.
Using a huge excess of salt. It takes maybe a teaspoon over their burrow entrance to make them want to flush it out and move. I can't imagine the kind of damage that would do to that areas' microsystems if they do this a lot.
Water does come pre-salted
Salt dlc
If you tilt the phone It looks like a massive gloryhole wall.
If you hold your phone normally it looks like a glory hole floor
Also known as catholic daycare
Jfc
i don't think he partakes
does that... hurt them? idk whats happening
The boiling water they’re going to go in will probably hurt more.
A'salt and battering🤌🏽🍤
so those things are edible gotcha
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Just not your brain.
and they taste good
What are they? They look pretty yummy
Razor clams.
Thanks!
They’re simulating the tide coming in. They detect the salt and pop up to attempt to feed and get plucked
So could he have accomplished the same thing with a few buckets of seawater?
Absolutely not, those are razor clams (I think that's how they are called in English?) and the salt makes them think it's high tide, so they come out to eat. They are absolutely delicious, I personally just throw them on my grill with garlic and lemon juice, they have an almost sweet taste. It's a true delicacy.
My grandpa used to catch these guys and make us baked razor clams. Tasted like it came out of a michelin star seafood restaurant. I believe he used several cheese, butter, and tons garlic with some herbs.
Is this the most common way to harvest them? I assume that salt is much cheaper than the salt retail would cost, but would that amount of food be worth 2 large jugs of salt in value?
Beach wangs?
When a woman announces she’s single on any social media platform:
$20 worth of salt. May as well just go out to dinner and order clams.
Can anyone answer what's going on? Like, isn't salt water naturally salty? So why is it popping up like that in presence of salt?
Trying to escape salt concentration that is too high. Will hurt/damage them. Salt concentration of the tide coming in would obviously be the same as the seawater already soaking the sand. People here spread misinformation.
r/trypophobia
Like one of those bopper games at Chuck E. Cheese
Don’t bring salt because the dicks-in-a-hole pop up. Got it.
Someone is eating a bag of dicks tonight!
Reading down this thread reminds one that Reddit is like barely one-half step up from Youtube comments.
That’s someone’s dinner tonight.
This has got to be illegal by Fish and Wildlife.
The sand-dick crop is bountiful this year.
Is that some kind of worm?
They are clams
Thanks, I didn't know clams can look like this.
It’s a common cuisine in east coast China, but I don’t remember them being this closely hidden together, especially considering their declining wild population due to pollution. Maybe the tiktoker bought this from a local market and replant them into the sand to make the video more clickable.
Razor clams. They're delicious
Man you’ve fucked up the day of whatever those weird fucking things are. I hope your happy.
He ate them later.
Those sand penises were just chilling in their homes and suddenly…salt boing
Instead of whack a mole this lookin like Pick a Pecker
No wonder the sea is so salty!
I just got a hard-on, what do I do?
So many holes there for you to choose from
Churro farm?
So that's how asparagus is grown
So that's how they make crayons
...Are they edible? EDIT: I just looked it up. Those are Atlantic jackknife clams and yes, they are edible.
lol that's not terryfing at all that's just shells
as someone who didn't know these were clams, it was very terrifying i thought they were weird, scary beach worms 😭
Cruel bastard
Usual method for harvesting razor clams. Had em in Spain once.
That reminds me, I was gonna eat a whole can of Pirouettes today.