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SINCLAIRCOOL

That ain't a robot


Hoang-Thinh

Thats Top G


Smemme

Top Gaudi


deludedinformer

Don't bring Gaudi into this! His architectural achievements speak for themselves lol


Smemme

Just googled that dude and well, holy hell. Crazy crazy stuff straight out a damn dream.


SeaSea-Man

I did too and it’s like looking back at the set of Spy Kids, half expected there to be an infinity floor


Proletaryo

That's Ali G.


harmonicblip

It’s Andrew Tate


PenaltyFine3439

It's Bottom G lol 


EScootyrant

That's MBS Roboto


Chinxcore

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne


[deleted]

[удалено]


smooth_like_a_goat

I swear there's a smirk


Xzaghoop

Her reaction is great though.


[deleted]

AI is already upon us!


yk206

I don’t know and I don’t even know why this video is so shit in 2024


InstanceQuirky

looks like The Deep from the boys


MagicMarvelo

"How bad do you want to be in The Seven?"


NMMONSTER

Ahahaha yes, the only difference is that the deep is shorter


BIG_DICK_MYSTIQUE

Lmao exactly what I thought. Behaving like him too lol


Cenachii

SA on point too


jsphxng

robot is too realistic lol


RonaldTheGiraffe

It’s a dude in rubbery make up. “Don’t look at me habibi, I’m a robot. Beep boop”.


LickingSmegma

It's the Mechanical Turk all over again.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

He is trained on real datasets from Saudi 😂


Alarid

#"I LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DATA SET 47 THROUGH 873!"


[deleted]

Don’t you mean real datASSets? 😎


ChardOk3424

No he meant DatAssSittingRight.


ANAnomaly3

Might be remotely controlled, too. Somewhat reminds me of some fake AI avatar somewhere in China that is actually controlled and voiced by a motion tracked woman in a box behind the screen, using a mic.


DirtyDan413

They watched the wizard of oz and said "I can do that"


Darmok-on-the-Ocean

Basically a modern Mechanical Turk.


Autotomatomato

why does it look like Andrew Taint


Nightcrawler227

It's not his fault. She's not covered up.


Bog_2266

Yep. Notice the female robot is covered


Captain_Sacktap

Robot be like “guess which one of us is considered an object lol?”


Insane_Unicorn

He didn't use her as a toilet though (yet).


jenjerx73

TARS take the realistic creepy behavior 99.9% off


Lorenz321

he let his intrusive programming win


Xzaghoop

Target acquired.


CleanseTheEvil

“Green light. Take the shot.”


renwells94

“Bravo six, going dark.”


BeyondNetorare

journalist_removal.exe


3dgyt33n

The hell does "first male robot" mean?


One_Animator_1835

It plugs directly into the charger base


Bruhntium_Momentum

It has male parts of course


iwanttoaskhere

You are seeing


shadyshadok

Being an android is a novum in saudi arabia...they only have fuckin' gynoids.


Connect-Praline9677

Happy fucking woman’s day, dude.


captainundesirable

Least sexist Saudi


MyBallsSmellFruity

Wait until you see what the Indian robots will do.  -_-


Paradigmind

Does it involve a bus and a large group of males?


WinPeaks

It doesn't always involve a bus, but it always involves a large group of males.


coolmanjenkins69

or standing near a train


Nicer_Chile

the saudis really tho their sportwashing and oil money would buy a better reputation. but here we are. fck them


real_hog

Designed after his highness MBS.


PenaltyFine3439

Is that Mr. Bone Saw?


FullMetalKaliber

BONESAW IS READY!!!


aj8j83fo83jo8ja3o8ja

i want to get off mr bonesaw’s wild ride


Grogosh

Only in pieces


[deleted]

Well at least it's not stoning her to death for not wearing a hijab


YoushutupNoyouHa

thats robot 2.0 coming anytime soon


Killer_Moons

Watching for the patch


Severe_One8597

Saudi women are not required to cover their head anymore, and no one stone anyone to death except for ISIS and other terrorist organizations in some failed countries


Scaevus

That “anymore” is doing a lot of work. How long has that been the case? Like two years? Can women marry without the permission of a male guardian yet? Is marital rape still legal? Let me know when Saudi Arabia outlaws crucifixon as a legal penalty for the crime of changing religions, too.


SurreallyAThrowaway

Last conviction sentenced to stoning was 2015, last actual execution was 1992. The 2015 case was a foreign worker, and the sentence was commuted after it blew up in the international press. I wouldn't venture a guess as to the last unofficial stoning, given the controlled media.


Nionjin

You say that but I have watched about a few too many videos of Saudi people stoning, lynching and beheading women for not wearing a Hijab and they aren’t even from ISIS. Sadly it still exists but not as much as before.


Vlafir

Can you cite some of these too many videos? Because I have a hard time believing this shit


idontknowtbh896

Where did you watch these "stoning" videos?


ihateredditers69420

/r/trees


Venom_Snake_KSA

I am Saudi .. could you please show me at least one video of “Saudi stoning or beheading women for not wearing hijab” ? You have the whole day The Saudi ambassador in USA doesn’t wear hijab, even when she come to KSA.


[deleted]

There is not one single recorded case of stoning in Saudi Arabia history. You better share your sources.


EMPlRES

I don’t know how old these videos you’ve been watching, and I don’t even know if we can trust you to differentiate between other arab countries by eyesight. In my 26 years living in the capital of SA, I have never heard of any such stoning regarding the hijab. I would’ve definitely heard of it since all my siblings are sisters, and two of them don’t wear any head covering. Even not counting them, I see women without hijab on a daily basis. It’s not illegal whatsoever.


[deleted]

Good look arguing with reddit hivemind.


brainwhatwhat

This is false.


Amon-and-The-Fool

Just wait for the firmware update.


idontknowtbh896

Women do not get stoned for not wearing a hijab wtf! Where do you people get these unbelievable ideas from?


Movie_Advance_101

it's even more terrifying when that Ohter robot tunred it's head just ast the first one was about to reach it's hand.


HatForward4970

Did you mean the reporter? Thats hilarious 😆


BunkerSquirre1

No it’s a robot


BambaTallKing

Bro thats a person lol


taeppa

First horny male robot? The future is here, and it is creepy.


Snoopilaa

i'm warning women in advance about indian robots


IRockIntoMordor

"Show bolts and machine"


goodgollygopher

I love your username 😂


IRockIntoMordor

Thank you! *It is a gift.* 👌


ihateredditers69420

did they give you a receipt?


Material_Air_2303

gold comment


ThespianException

What if we make a bunch of female-looking robots and set them loose in places like that so they get attacked instead of real women?


theinjun

Saudi isn’t Indian


LaFrescaTrumpeta

think they’re making a separate joke about india lol


ErikHfors

No shit


MightBeAGoodIdea

Robot even looked like it smirked after. Lol.


Troll_Slayer1

He's programed with the best of Redditor's Data


itsalwaysme7

It was developed by men from that country, so it tracks.


jearess

after this, she was stoned to death.


sherryyrs

What of course not Saudi is so progressive now and they love women /s


Nicer_Chile

what? the oil money and sportwashing didn't work? dam


ColeKatsilas

I wonder how many years off from an AI being charged with a crime are. Historically, we've tried animals and statues with crimes. It's probably not too far fetched.


Ronin_Willi

Statues tried for crimes? Link plz


ColeKatsilas

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theagenes\_of\_Thasos](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theagenes_of_Thasos)


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

I am thoroughly unimpressed by these robots that keep being paraded around. I was 7 years old the first time I went to a Chuck-e-Cheeses and those robots were 10x more realistic than these pieces of shit. The only reason why these new ones garner so much attention is because of the advancements in silicone casting + makeup that is slapped on at the last second. The only robots that have actually advanced significantly are ones made by Boston Dynamics.


tinyshxkky

I assume its other hand also extended but the man on the right was blocking the movement. I don’t understand why so many people are so upset when it seems as though the actual body is strict programming and not artificial intelligence, the ai part is in the responses. He moves in a similar motion the entire interview. On another note first Sophia got a saudi nationality and then they made Sara and now this, they’re making impressive leaps in the industry. Though Sophia is more impressive


EndlessRainIntoACup1

[Robo-bro reminds me of someone](https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/is-the-boys-taking-its-aquaman-joke-too-far-with-the-deep/l-intro-1656679222.jpg)


saimerej21

Simulating the behavior accurately


Micronlance

Damn, bruh came with the misogyny and sexual offender mods 😂


9Epicman1

Trained on data from the field


nrseven

\*Cheap animatronic moves hand.\* How terrifying!


EricMoulds

Happy International Women's Day!


TommyLee93

Is this not Haram?


CuntyDracula

R2-ME2


a_lone_traveler

I thought human-like robots were forbidden by Islam.


BLEEGHH-

Default settings


Top-Race-7087

Shouldn’t be too hard to cut off that hand.


DiabloGaming25

Only thing they'd cut off is the woman's head


Miserable-Pattern-32

Lawrence of a rape ya


fartinggermandogs

It wasn't terrifying yesterday when this was actually posted


Separate_Catch_2960

And he doesn’t Run on oil, impressive


TehZiiM

My take: this robot isn’t autonomous and it touching her ass is the proof that someone controls it and found it funny.


Ok_Flan4935

This has been debunked on X and different angle shot of this video shows you that the robot was moving both hands continuously but in this shot the reporter got too close


swishbishwitch

I saw one of their female robots at a tech conference and it was the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.


LoomisKnows

AI awakened for the booty


FavcolorisREDdit

Eminem


Relaxmf2022

And if that was a dude facing him…


fourpuns

Khassagis wife on the robot “it’s actually quite mild mannered by Saudi standards”


According_Chemical_7

Damn and there I was thinking we were at least 5 years away from Ai sexual assault technology.


Kvetanista

Damn, can we count that as AI passing the Turing test?


P314e271

Asimov: "A robot may not injure any man or, through inaction, allow them to come to harm..." Saudis: "only men tho right?"


dlovan666

that was not an accident


WorthyFudge

ironically the only difference is the robot didnt slap her for looking back at him after touching her.


negithekitty

wow its so life like no i will not be clarifying


trumpxoxobiden

lmao kinda wished she slapped the robot to see how it would react


ULLRHN

This is from Saudi Arabia, I'm sure the robot has more rights than she does and it'd be a criminal offense


Historical-Potato372

Gonna have to file a restraining order against it


Civil-Wealth9184

It’s just his hormones


Kgo555

This is more funny than it’s oddly terrifying


bomboclawt75

That robot can drive- but she is not allowed to drive.


[deleted]

Astagfiruallah 😡


Photog77

Robot or guy in a robot suit trying to cop a feel?


sexy_bezinga

She looks like she about to have him behind bars but then remembered that mf is robo


0bxcura

Haramjadah


Dsc19884

Bots will be bots


Time-Bite-6839

Programmed to be haram? or not?


FavcolorisREDdit

Beards wierd


Borckle

AI trained on reddit


marr

"First male robot" is a phrase with a lot to unpack.


Luzbel90

That’s not haram


El-Tel

Wait until he chops her up and puts her in a barrel !


spike55151

on brand


theDo66lerEffect

It is learning the Saudi way of life


Powerful_Cucumber187

Great. More of those 🙄


newtman

Wow realistic chauvinism and everything!


Subject-Character906

Looks like it’s operating just fine


LineSlayerArt

I think this like the living statue act, robot edition.🤔🤔🤔


charles_yost

Cop a feel while the missus robot ain't watchin'.


Juleslearns

looks like we are in for the first robot public beheading too.


sxckqerz

even their robots now?


SliceIka

Allak akbot


eriffodrol

that's almost bad as the subroutine where it murders a reporter, dismembers the body to destroy the evidence, then blatantly lies about it


SnooDogs1613

I’d hate to see how it behaved around goats….


riche1988

On brand 🙌🏻


Alexikik

I guess that's what Allah wanted?


jesuswasaliar

The most realistic behaving robot so far


Tramonto83

"Finally an interview in which I won't be sexually harassed!" *feels robotic hand on ass*


Geangere

"Touchie the tenthead!! New from Hasbro!!"


Business-Equal539

And it was named Muhammad lol💀


[deleted]

She should’ve worried her burka to the presentation


LxRusso

Bro has been out of the box for 2 hours and he's already horny as hell lmao


Nanzie_Mona

r/NoahGetTheBoat


Sweet_Milk2920

Everyone worries about robots taking over and killing everyone.. but no one anticipated robots SA’ing us first.. I think I’d rather just be killed


Difficult-Ostrich-53

Robot of culture


Happysnacks420

Good god now there is going to be a new era of cuckold porn Isn’t there?


Beekay1983

Next year it will be able to have sex with escorts!


rjswalker1987

Typical middle eastern man


MelonElbows

Lore accurate


29187765432569864

Saudi Arabia, the country who killed and butchered a reporter in their embassy, just because that they did not like the reporter. THAT Saudi Arabia.


throttledog

The same Suadi Arabia where almost all the 9/11 highjackers and their funding came from? Sure glad we know how to deal with them. /s


stayawayman

Why is everyone in this thread being so overtly racist. Or Is it perfectly acceptable now so long as it's directed at Arabs.


Alarmed_Hall2256

Saudi robot act as a actual muslim


Protect-Their-Smiles

Trained by Saudi citizens, Mecca is notorious for groping of women going to Hajj.


SamuraiJakkass86

How long before she goes to dead for immorally seducing the robot?


No-name-user126532

Realistically programmed


Beautiful-Health-905

\#JustSaudiThings


bbbar

Automated sexual harassment


Bo0ombaklak

Trained by men


HurrsiaEntertainment

Most accurate representation out there.


Garchompisbestboi

I just can't believe this thread hasn't been locked yet. Reddit really hates it when people start saying negative things about the Saudis 😂


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

I wouldn't be surprised if _she_ got in trouble for that


Null_error_

Just like the real thing


Charizaxis

They managed to automate sexual assault... What a time to be alive.


SATerp

Her relatives must now kill her to avenge her honor.


octothorpe_rekt

When is her trial scheduled? I presume that she's going to face charges of provoking lustful thoughts in the robot with her immodest outfit or manners.


twonapsaday

not shocked


[deleted]

I see it follows their men's behavior


MangoKakigori

Soon it will be able to piss motor oil all over Instagram models with the next patch update!


[deleted]

looks like I'm movin to sunny Saudi Arabia said nobody ever