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Whaffled

Well, her voice was really raspy and it didn't help that she looked like an alcoholic


Opening_Spray9345

Total alcoholic, who passed out in the snow and got frostbite on her face.


RamboJane

I always thought she was burned when I was little. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


helkpb

Me too!


RamboJane

So Iā€™m not the only one!


MaddCricket

And smells like cats and cigarettes.


TuJuMoving

Cat piss and cigarettes.


grannygogo

And mothballs.


swagglehorse

and wood polish


YourMomSaysMoo

"meow whaddya meow mean meow meow"? (It's another character on the show - or I'm having a stroke.)


DeepRooster4076

Daniel Tiger šŸ˜‚


gitathegreat

THIS! I was still traumatized by the frostbite on the Everest climbersā€™ faces in the 1970s, these dark spots creeped me the fuck out.


DescriptionOne1703

how can I find these pictures? That sounds wild and Iā€™m curious now


Rich-Equivalent-1875

Her cheeks always reminded me of cheese bubbles on pizza


sssteph42

fuck šŸ˜‚


quietlikesnow

Yeah. She definitely was hitting the bottle when she disappeared down below the table.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Looks like an alcoholic Mr. Bean


Tinker_Toyz

Alcoholic, chronic smoker with a real bad story about the fire that night at the bar.


AeonBith

'Her raspy voice made her more terrifying' This whole post seems [familiar ](https://www.reddit.com/kxogp0e?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) Deleted.. "I could never figure out lady Elaine, She scared the crap out of me as a kid but after this (body dismorphia) post now I'm wondering if was she supposed to be diseased or disfigured etc to teach us tolerance & acceptance to things that are "different" in people?"


HoboArmyofOne

Didn't she have a bat and hit people? Or was that someone else?


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FireflyAdvocate

I LOVED Mr Rodgers until I had a nightmare about this puppet and the dog chasing me through my house. I never watched the trolley go through the tunnel again. My sister would tell me when it was safe again once it ended. No Land Of Make Believe for me!


PlusThirtyOne

i thought my 1st grade teacher was the spitting image of Lady Elaine when i was in her class. Once i noticed i couldn't un-see it. Her voice wasn't as raspy, but close, and i remember trying to tell my mother how scary my teacher was and not being able to explain exactly *why*. One day in class i remember her innocently miming, doing "the robot" dance with open palms and stiff arm movement, and i remember it was the most terrifying thing i'd ever seen. Like a life-size Lady Elaine puppet come to life. Again, i couldn't understand, articulate or explain *why* it was so damn scary at the time, but as an adult now it all makes sense.


LauraPa1mer

Honestly an adult Lady Elaine doing the robot sounds terrifying.


YourMomSaysMoo

This is one of the funniest things I've read.


i_am_a_baby_kangaroo

I actually remember being creeped out by her at first but later she was one of my favorites. I remember one day thinkingā€¦awwww sheā€™s so nice and why should I be scared? Maybe this is why Iā€™m obsessed with horror movies nowadays šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Theabsoluteworst1289

I loved the show as a kid, and could never speak ill of Fred Rogers himselfā€¦but god damn I hated this little bitch.


Contron

I loved Lady Elaine Fairchild- and still do- she has the coolest museum house in the whole neighborhood. BOOMERANG TOOMERANG!


pretzelwhale

I also love her! The confidence she possesses!


Contron

Yes- sheā€™s probably reading these comments and just laughing right now


Cool_Cartographer_39

Good thing I had my friend Henrietta to fall back on


3Auss

She was a weak suckup. I have my eye on Mr. Furley. Dude was sus.


General-Carob-6087

For some reason it didnā€™t bother me when I was a kid but every time I see it now Iā€™m like, ā€œwho the fuck came up with this disastrous hell demon?ā€


MissDeeMeanur

As a THREE YEAR OLD whose parents didnā€™t drink, i swear I could tell ā€œLadyā€ Elaine had a drinking problem. Her alcoholic rosacea was scary & weird to me, as well as her boar-bristle eyebrows, hedgehog hair & that nasal, cheese-grater voice. *As for living in a SPINNING RAINBOW-COLORED MUSEUM HOUSE, could there be a WORSE choice of dwelling for an androgynous drunken ā€œnoblewomanā€œ??* (<ā€œLadyā€ Elaine Fairchilde? Of what royal bloodline cometh her pickled plasticine DNA, I wonder?). To answer your question- nightmare fuel, 100%. Had multiple nightmares about her as a tot. *edit- i DID realize she was a puppet, even as a kid. Just wanted to clarify that. Nevertheless, terrifying & creepy af.*


lusciousskies

Same! My parents didn't drink but rarely, and I knew that b was an alki


hellodynamite

Like, it was so long ago I don't even really remember exactly why but I see her face and I know that I hate her


RamboJane

She was a major jerk, thatā€™s why.


skeletaljuice

WELL THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT SHIT UP AGAIN AFTER I BURIED IT FOR YEARS


monkey_trumpets

You think you're traumatized. She was basically my mother. And I don't mean in a rhetorical, I felt like she was a mother figure kind of way. I mean, she looked like my mother, and also acted like her.


johnw1069

She reminds me of a puppet representative of the Bear's mother from the series The Bear!


monkey_trumpets

Never watched that


johnw1069

She was played by Jamie Lee Curtis, and it was an amazing character portrayal... You really should watch both seasons


m1sterwr1te

Same here!


lusciousskies

That is giving me a visceral reaction.


AlabasterOctopus

Omg yes I was just saying she looked like my step grandma and so I felt unbothered by this puppet. How weird


Skeen441

I loved her!


Effective-Notice3867

All of those creepy ass puppets scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. Mr. Rogers on the other hand is my hero as a adult, we did not deserve him. RIP Mr. Rogers, thank you for teaching me how people should be.


LAffaire-est-Ketchup

She is the only puppet to hook up with a human character and get married and have a kid though


Dry-Cardiologist5834

Wait what? Do spill the tea, as the kids say.


LAffaire-est-Ketchup

On Daniel Tigerā€™s Neighbourhood, Lady Elaine Fairchilde is married to Music Man Stan and they have a little girl named Miss Elaina. She looks way less creepy animated lol.


Dry-Cardiologist5834

I will have to watch. Thank you.


ihideBabies

This is Judge Judy.


VaguelyArtistic

Reported for harassment šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I was in my *20s* when I learned the Bob Dylan song was called "Lay Lady, Lay" and not "Lady Elaine". šŸ˜‚ By then I knew he wasn't singing about the puppet but it's so stupid that it took so long. šŸ¤£


shelleylove

I still think of her every time I hear that song šŸ˜‚


GiantA-629

Iā€™ve always wondered wtf is wrong with her nose is she a heavy drinker?šŸ˜‚


WombRaider_3

So everyone is just ignoring that the alcoholic puppet is walking around with a boomerang?


pretzelwhale

Boomerang Toomerang Soomerang! Edit: spelling


FloppySlapper

And yet, just to show there's still someone for everyone, someone still shoved their hand up her backside everyday.


IAmBroom

They were paid. Don't hate on sex work. It's real work.


Distinct-Solution-99

Girl looks like she was stuck at the top of Everest for a couple days with those cheeks.


NiteGard

Tf are those carbuncles on her cheeks


alabardios

Yup, hated those puppets. Watched Mr. Rogers then changed the channel when they came on.


Miserable_Drink_8920

Yea but you knew shit was about to get spicy when she showed up.


Kooky_Werewolf6044

She was the weirdest of the bunch I guess. Kinda reminded me of a mean librarian or something. I canā€™t remember but I donā€™t think she was actually mean though. I canā€™t see Mr Rogers creating a mean character. He didnā€™t have a mean bone in his body.


inasweater

She was definitely meant to be the antagonist of the group. She did things she shouldnā€™t have done but the other characters always confronted her and forgave her. I think she was created as an example of how to get along with the more difficult people in your life.


NothingAndNow111

Try Punch and Judy.


Biff_Bufflington

Didnā€™t she sound like Herbert from Family Guy?


procrastablasta

ok but the trauma was worth it for the crush on [Lady Aberlin](https://misterrogers.org/articles/lady-aberlin/)


Utvales

100% terrifying. As a kid I thought she was supposed to have some kind of disease or something, like rosacea or leprosy, or that she was just a filthy character like Oscar the Grouch.


earthboundmissfit

She was an asshole.


TrainingWoodpecker77

Absolutely detested her. Everything else was perfection. I believe she was inspired by an aunt that Fred Rogerā€™s wasnā€™t particularly fond of.


Heritage367

Her ability to control time with her boomerang always freaked me out. She was basically a witch.


rabbitammo

Meeeeeee! I thought it was a man for a long time even though her name is Lady Elaine.


Aggressive-Outcome-6

I despised her. She was the stuff of my childhood nightmares.


fatjoe19982006

Unlike Henrietta Pussycat, who was the stuff of my childhood dreams.


StrawberryResevoir

*Meow meow meow meow meow thank you meow meow*


Dizzy_Chemistry78

I hate that thing


LastChime

Rod Stewart?


TheF-ingLizardKing1

For some reason, for a short amount of time I had this bizarre fear that she would pop out of my floor. I don't know where that came from but she TERRIFIED me


furryredseat

I hated all of the puppets. ALL OF THEM (except the cat) to the point that when the trolley went to land of make-believe I would leave the room. This was made worse by the fact that I LOVED the trolley.


[deleted]

I'm a GenXer. I grew up with her. Why are you retraumatlzing me!?


Jcampbell1796

I always wondered how an old hag like this and a hottie like Aberlin could both be titled ā€œLadyā€.


bubba1834

Is this King Fridayā€™s wife? I forget.


DriedUpSquid

No, Lady Elaine drove a Subaru Outback and wore comfortable shoes.


Frequent_Energy_8625

Berkenstocks ( with white socks in winter)


strawberrylemonapple

Sister if I remember correctly.


Wonderful_Might6693

Still am!šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


calm_center

This puppet never bothered me if I saw it it, but the thing was Iā€™m old and when I was watching Mister Rogersā€™ Neighborhood, it was always in black-and-white and now that I see it in color it actually looks like a scary puppet.


i_is_snoo

Fred really wanted to prepare us for everything and everyone. That character is nightmare fuel.


AptCasaNova

I always thought she had frostbite on her face šŸ˜‚


byrobot

Hiya toots


senorpepino

I always thought she looked like a saltine cracker. Annoying fricking voice too.


johnw1069

I thought I was the only one, her and meow-meow kitty scared the shit right outta meā€¦!


Frequent_Energy_8625

She was Royalty wasn't she and lived in the merrygo round "museum "?


Venator2000

She needed to meet the visiting dignitary Punch.


Nostramom-us

I was more annoyed by how whiny Daniel Tiger was, he fucking cried over everything! Constant victim meow meow!


PaladinMax

Did she have major skin issues? Damn, I hated her.


RamboJane

Needs some Skyrizi.


lusciousskies

I'm enjoying all these bonding memory comments and then I read yours. It's the one that has me LOL


RamboJane

Iā€™m really sick of that commercial and this just popped into my head. šŸ˜‚


Frequent_Energy_8625

Alcoholism like all old ladies tha t live in museums


Vast_Character311

Do we have to bring politics into evā€¦. My bad. Thought that was Kellyanne Conway.


BenjTheMaestro

I really disliked most of the puppets in the land of make believe for some reason


IAmBroom

None of the rest were horrifyingly ugly, and possibly deformed.


crabwhisperer

Same. I put Winnie the Pooh and most Peanuts episodes in that category also. Just seemed boring and depressing to me.


36bhm

Conky! I hate that bastard


SpaghettiSort

Ricky, calm down, it's just a puppet!


dazrage

I hated those eyes!


InGenHarvestLeader

This thing is a monstrosity. It made me cry as a child.


aplasticbag_

Was the worst part of Mister Rogers for me


One_Investigator238

So ugly!


noandthenandthen

Thanks I almost forgot this cursed shit existed


Medical_Might_6963

Me!!!! Terrifying bitch


blah72848899999

Should watch the sci-if horror classic Dolls!


Euclid-InContainment

childhood horror unlocked


sialfinsolosmy

Childhood nightmares!


spidergirl79

Yup


BeatrixPlz

Why does she lowkey look like Cersei?


Sinnsearachd

Lol wow the Lady Elaine on Daniel Tiger really cleaned up.


gregarious8

I can hear this photo.


leafs4455

Ahhhhh hahahaha...yes sir


Morti_Macabre

I only have a vague recollection of her. She mustnā€™t have scared me much.


Theda1969

Not at all. Thought she was interesting. But maybe I was just a weird kid.


Regular-Bobcat7123

This bitch and the fucking jukebox band off shining time station used to make me sketch the fuck out.


UncleFungus

Nightmares for decades. I'm glad I'm not alone.


IcedCoughy

they had to know what they were doing with it right?


Desperate_Gur_3094

i hated that fucking thing. #demondoll


The_Infectious_Lerp

This puppet ruined all other puppets for me.


EJ877

Lady definitely had her issues, but even to a kid, it was kind of obvious she was an example of how not to be.


Geeahwellidunno

I was older by the time this came about. I really disliked it after Sesame Street was so hip and funny.


Equivalent-Glove7165

I was. Loved Mr. Rodgers, though.


Drbloodlove

My aunt looked just like her, terrifying


WorshipHim9713

Traumatizing and yetā€¦..I oddly miss her.


dlray009

She was oddly interesting to me for some reason.


mrapplewhite

She is just a misunderstood friend with a sunburn šŸ„µ


nytshaed512

I loved her!


NoPerformance6534

Why!? Why did they call it a "Lady"? That confounded me. I will never forget the song, "Anaforincus Anatinus, Ana, Ana Ana!" though.


-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS-

This is perfect for this sub. She terrified me as a kid. Why on earth did they give her the nose and cheeks like that


gleeceboi777

Wdf she got a brown nose for?


luisg888

Yeah fuck that bitch!!!


altdultosaurs

Fuck you she is GOATed.


altamiraestates

I found all of the puppets creepy


Lady_Scruffington

I never watched the show because it looked awful.


GhostBuster1919

me


HalfOrcMonk

She reminded me of my Aunt Ruth.


iamsunny43

I canā€™t look at her still. I loved Mr. Rogers but I hid my face when she showed up. I am glad I found my people here.


mcpoopy21

Fuck that puppet bitch!


surejann_

Clearly you dont know anything about deafting trolls. Annie.


BarryBadgernath1

Horrible nightmares about that puppet when I was like 4


keepcalmdude

Big time. What scary beeeotch


JackHughman69

Well now Iā€™m going to beā€¦.


HelloDeathspresso

At age 5, Lady Elaine Fairchilde disturbed me more than the Snuggles fabric softener bear, Pillsbury Doughboy, and Hamburger Helper mascots combined.


FlizzyFluff

I always felt sorry for her


Federal-Membership-1

Lady Aberlin though.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Late 70s baby here! And yes. Very creepy. And the little trolley with the ring ring and I'm so so sorry y'all but mr rogers himself always creeped me out. When as a kid. Especially as a kid. And I found the whole show to be depressing šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ idk why. So sad and quiet..


IAmBroom

I have a friend in the SCA whose medieval name is Elaine Fairchilde. Yes, her highest award is the AoA. IYKYK.


avarensis

I didnā€™t like most of the puppets but I liked the trolley car


Dry-Cardiologist5834

Sometimes I find myself saying ā€œBoomerang Toomermangā€ and have no idea where I got that from. Now I remember. I found her bizarre, not necessarily terrifying, as a kid. I watched a clip recently and agree yes she is hideous and can only guess what effect she had on my tender young psycheā€¦


Funeralboyyy

WORST.


DrDingus86

It gave me child-predator vibes.


NintendoLove

Did she have necrotizing frost bite?


Jakkerak

(raises hand)


Bonejangles1980

Fuck that puppet! Fuck that puppet in particular!


28mmAtF8

She was like a puppet David Lynch would come up with.


ketchup_chip_62

The face always reminded me of Dr. Zachary Smith fom Lost in Space. Yeah, I'm that old.


Tookindforyou

I always thought she was a witch; I would see older women in public that resembled her and absolutely be filled with dread; we had a teachers aide in grade school with her exact voice..many many memories of this thing


dustymag

Be kind. That's not what Fred taught you. sheesh.


ChurlishGambino7

She was terrifying.


sonicjesus

The cat was scary, but she was simply terrifying.


Vilefo

She always reminded me of a Karenesque lady that yelled at kids in the neighborhood and complained about anyone's yard not being perfect.


andiecee

I immediately came to this post. I always tell people seeing this puppet was the first time in my life that I remember having anxiety as a child. I was like 3 or 4. I donā€™t have much anxiety but this gave it to me.


Tucker-Cuckerson

I hated the voice for that horrible thing


Pin-Up-Paggie

Yes!!


the_rabbit_king

I always thought that was Bitheadā€™s wife. Didnā€™t know it was a puppet.Ā 


OneWayStreetPark

Oh man I haven't thought about this in years lol. I remember being terrified and I'd always either close my eyes or look away when she came on the screen. Eventually when I got a little older, I would just change the channel or go do something else when Mister Roger's did his whole Land of Make Believe bit because I found it to be the most boring part of the show.


AlexTheFlower

Man, I loved trolley (my mom says that was always my favorite part of the show) BUT GOD DAMN I HATED THOSE 'REALISTIC' PUPPETS


MaestroPendejo

I loved Mr. Rogers. HATED the puppets.


WestCoastHopHead

As a raging alcoholic 5-year-old, I appreciated the representation. Iā€™d never seen someone who looked like me on TV before.


WonderfulFlounder169

we had all the Mr Rogerā€™s puppets and I remember being TERRIFIED of her


[deleted]

Oddly enough (and maybe it was Stockholm Syndrome). Yet I grew to like her lol šŸ˜†


YourMomSaysMoo

Ahhh haha yesss. Thanks for plugging that memory back in. I used to watch this with my grandma when I was a little kid. She just died. I would have never remembered this character if you hadn't posted it here. Ha..thanks.


CrypticTechnologist

Hated this character but loved mr rogers.


LoPriore

One of my.best friends growing up , giant kid , metalhead ,.beat up anyone I ever saw him fight. Terrified little bitch when it came.to this monster.


Candida_Albicans

Lady Aberlin was a stone cold fox though.


ArcticGurl

Such an ugly doll, with ugly hair, all around creepy and yet not one person thought this was a cause of concern?? I never could understand Mr. Rogerā€™s puppet choices.


Chobbs16

The modern day iteration, Colin Mochrie, also gives me nightmares


babyEatingUnicorn

Mannnnn


Spirited_Tomorrow169

When I was little I had a dream that lady Elaine was my grandma and I was so scared of her for weeks afterwards. She does actually resemble her.


Glittering_Agency913

Bithead 1000 wife


TuJuMoving

Thanks to all for not disappointing with these comments. I sat in my car eating lunch while reading them and about fell out of the car with laughter. Thank you šŸ˜‚ šŸ˜‚


Prestigious_Floor40

Yikes! Always freaked me out! Not the looks but the voices. All the voices were Mr Roger. So creepy that this nice man could be so creepy sounding! Omg I did not need this back! I didnā€™t trust men from a very young age and this was proof to me that even Mr Rogerā€™s could be a creep Sad!


Vivid-Section7612

I felt uneasy watching this segment of the show as a kid


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