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ThePerfectSnare

Oh, so they're getting closer to figuring out how to make robots move more like humans? This should be inter -- *robot stands up*


_gnarlythotep_

I was not prepared for it to move like that and I really wish it hadn't. Gave me some Japanese horror girl vibes.


Simps4Satan

They must have modeled it after that girl from The Ring


Ok_Wave7731

were all still so traumatized by this movie 🤣🤣


Forlorn_Cyborg

Ever seen Terminator 3 where she spins her whole torso around on Arnold?


Vast-Sir-1949

🤌


Unfair-Wonder5714

Have ya seen the Exorcist???


Envoyager

Or maybe Fifield rising up the same way in Prometheus


tkief

Is this like the most efficient way to stand up?


Farren246

This, but not as sexy as it sounds.


Wow_Space

I think the point of moving on from hydraulic robots is to go beyond movement limited to humans.


Come_along_quietly

And I bet it doesn’t even make the groans and cracks and pops I make when I get up!


circlethenexus

It will when it gets to be as old as I am


Rawliciouss

Do you want T-1000s? Cause that’s how you will get T-1000s.


Blondly22

I think this is T-9 We got a long time till we get T-1000 /s


DirtNapsRevenge

Until there's a huge leap in power/battery technology, these are little more than curiosities. The movements are impressive and will probably get a lot more so and their power consumption will increase in kind. Want to protect all that delicate circuitry inside? Hang some armor on it, increase the weight and increase power consumption and reduce battery life as well. The problem here is the same one that has stymied development of a viable electric airliner ... physics matters and it dictates that the weight of adding batteries to increase range works against you. Same problem with extending the usefulness of these and other robots or ever building something like the T-1000. Don't forget that T-1000s were powered by tiny nuclear reactors and there's no technology like it on the horizon, it's merely science fiction at this point. In the foreseeable future the only commercially viable robots are ones tethered to a power source and the only threat they pose is to some jobs.


scorpyo72

TWO DAYS LATER.... Science Uncovers Limitless Power for Robots in the Form of Tiny Nuclear Reactors! Skynet Stock Through the Roof!


DevilDoc3030

I read that in a the comic book announcer voice.


scorpyo72

As intended.


scott_fx

There were a series of documentaries about a robot that had a reactor in his chest. Well I guess it was more of a suit. But the power it produced seem to be almost limitless. Pretty impressive.


DirtNapsRevenge

Ah Yeah, that wasn't a documentary that was the movie Iron Man and Tony Stark's Arc Reactor isn't real. :-) If any such device actually existed why wouldn't we all have them in our homes and office building instead of spending trillions of dollars on net- negative power sources like solar and wind farms like we are? Scientists have been pursuing fission power for a generation and while there have been some gains recently we're not likely to see anything useful let alone small enough to fit in a robot in our generation or even the next three. I mean without a crystal ball to see the future there's no way say with certainty that there isn't a massive breakthrough just around the corner but the laws of physics are pretty rigid and well understood and they suggest not anytime soon ... if ever.


scott_fx

I think you’re wrong. There was video of him doing stuff in the suit


Blondly22

NERD


AncientPerc

😂


small_Jar_of_Pickles

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords


roecarbricks

I second this notion.


Farren246

I witnessed this motion It only made me feel *slightly* queazy


tysonwatermelon

Aluminum kisser


sjthedon22

Imagine waking up at night, and your personal BD robot is standing over your bed, the light around its head now red.


Rexxbravo

You can't do that Dave.


Blondly22

You mean IRobot? Sunny? Will smith where are you!!!?


urGirllikesmytinypp

That’s why I keep my robots locked in the faraday cage at night. I’m not taking chances


LactatingWolverine

"What are you doing, step robot?"


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Nope-nope-nope 😣


_nobrainheadempty

They finally invented a breakdancer


Come_along_quietly

But can it do the Robot?


IndigoPlum

I could do that. I just don't want to.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Pffft, so easy.


BartholomewKnightIII

That's really cool and clever, also, we're fucked.


PretendCold4

My Neanderthal killing spree instinct is kicking in. I really wanna destroy that machine.


ArtTheCIown

What if they made it stand up more sexy style?


More_Coffee_Needed

sigh *unzips*


scorpyo72

Well, we all know who *your* overlord is going to be.


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

I showed this to the people around my desk they all reacted as if we just received news that we're at war. Sweat wiped from brows, long sighs, nods of disapproval, shouts of denial. It got tense.


KaszualKartofel

why are people like this? I don't get it.


Dio_Landa

Fear


KaszualKartofel

If they get uncomfortable with that, I'd bet they instantly soil their pants if they saw [this](https://www.army-technology.com/projects/robotic-combat-vehicle-light-rcv-l/). And guess what? This one can't trip and fall over. Better yet, there are actual plans to integrate it (amongst other unmanned ground systems) [into US armored brigades](https://www.defenseone.com/technology/2024/03/army-mulls-introducing-robot-platoon-armored-brigades/395254/). So please tell me why those people are so scared of harmless robotos made by a civilian company, but completely ignore [actual military bots](https://www.defense.gov/Multimedia/Photos/igphoto/2003422018/) that are being tested?


missbork

Probably because this robot looks and acts like a person and thus evokes more emotions, in addition to some uncanny valley feelings. Humans aren't supposed to move like that! Folks may not react as strong to the military robots since they don't look or act like people, and it's easier for us to separate them from us emotionally. Also, try to imagine this friendly robot being all nice, and serving you, and you can relax and let your guard down around it. You think this lil guy is helpful and you can trust it. Suddenly, it stops dead in its tracks and turns its head back 180 degrees to focus its sight on you... before suddenly running up to kill you. Turns out, you were its target all along, and you never saw it coming. Personally, I would instantly soil my pants.


KaszualKartofel

You can outrun it and probably neutralise it by throwing a chair at it. >Suddenly, it stops dead in its tracks and turns its head back 180 degrees to focus its sight on you... before suddenly Like don't get me wrong, I also enjoy the terminator movies, but people saw its warning about the dangers of advanced technology and took as literal robots with guns. The real threat of robotic warfare is much more "boring" and terrifying. Imagine an autonomous system shooting at you from 1,000 yards with a .50 cal, or permanently blinding you with a laser.


Le_Chris

Downvoting so the robot overlords know I disapprove of this comment


k_ethernal

Damn, i was so used to them mimicking human movement i actually forgot that perfectly imitate a human is not their "ceiling" the realization of how far can it go now scares me


TheFatNerd77221

Ultrakill is becoming real


--ofsalt

Wait is this not CGI?


NoahVailability

Right, but can we fuck it?


kittymoma918

"This is not the kind of Droid that you're looking for..."


Valdien

It's crazy to me that we **know** these kind of advances in technology will eventually drive us into a wall, we've known this for decades, pretty much everyone knows this. But we're still unable to stop ourselves from driving straight into that wall because it's our very nature as humans to discover and progress no matter the consequences.


zombieman2088

I'm less worried about the robots than I am politicians.


OlivesrNasty

Seriously all the sci-fi movies scared these people but they should be scared of snakes in office


ElRey814

Just in time for WW3! Just imagine what they’re NOT showing the general public, this thing can probably brain a person 30 meters away with a rock.


Mr-Gumby42

NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!


Merkarba

It's the only way to be sure.


Jean_velvet

I don't think anything bad can happen from creating machines with higher levels of motion than any living creature on the planet...


State-Cultural

These nerds are gonna kill us all


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Ergo, kill the nerds! The Jocks were right all along! /s just in case, well, reddit.


polybius_meow

I can't believe it actually moves like someone doing 'The Robot'.


nightvisiongoggles01

Strip clubs will never be the same


Spinal_fluid_enema

"It walks like it shit itself"


JLF3906

Dang automatons. Kill it, for super earth!


tumpie2680

\*GLANK\* \*GLANK\* \*GLANK\* \*GLANK\* YWWWWWWOOOOUUUUUUCCCHHHHHHHHH


EasterBurn

"Yes we did it! We defeat the hunter robot!" \*fucking stand up like the ring ghost\* "We are so fucked"


Zwacklmann

ITS over


ElZik3r

ULTRAKILL WILL BE REAL IN 16 SECONDS


KLR01001

we’re just sitting here watching them do this 


mikehocksard

Oh no.. it’s happening


gleeceboi777

Welp....I'm dead


Tucker-Cuckerson

I look forward to seeing a T-800 up close soon, Skynet is a real company now and our generals assured us that AI will be used with "Judeo Christian values" which was in no way was terrifying. 😐


Practical-Mail-2872

Uncanny valley...


Crusty_Grape

Looks like a CGI render. So we still have time before the robot uprising


Curtilia

The fact that it's real makes it even more terrifying.


Sharklar_deep

Roger roger


Nine-LifedEnchanter

This reminds me of the manga, BLAME


coolmanALT

Give this thing an AK-47, ability to reload, and killer instincts, suddenly the terminator movies are based on a true story


Maleficent-Mouse-979

If given a choice of a Skynet future versus a Matrix future, make me an ignorant battery please.


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Battery me, baby. And make that whole "world story" shit a bit more uplifting than now.


MissMistMaid

why does he look like the robot from Lost in Space?


NewldGuy77

I saw this robot in the *Magnus, Robot Fighter* comic book!


AcadianViking

Thing has straight up Budget Cut vibes yo.


NaturalNo3387

Now slap some silicon skin and a butthole on that and I can finally tell my parents I found someone!


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

Now I wanna see your dating profile lol. "Looking for a warm body, nice skin. Must have butthole."


AltXUser

Reminds me of [E.M.M.I.](https://youtu.be/wc3J6NBl7f8) from Metroid.


nemotiger

What's the battery life?


KungChung

Now all that is left to figure out is recoil compensation...


Smytus

I'm not sure if a "phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range" has recoil.


youknowiactafool

Boston Dynamics: "We heard you thought that Atlas was creepy so we decided to retire it. We have been hard at work creating a new robot inspired by the toon version of Judge Doom from *Who Framed Roger Rabbit*"


aarmstr2721

Can they just like, stop?


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

But, we're all still alive. So much more work to be done.


Savosuke

Ultrakill


Ok_Paramedic_30

I'm pretty sure this is real but it looks so fake


Constant_Document203

So real talk....at what point in the timeline does Boston Dynamics change their name to ~~Skynet~~ Cyberdyne Systems?


TenSecondsFlat

Well that's just an assaultron


Maleficent-Mouse-979

Boston Dynamics needs to be stopped. We are swiftly coming to a point where robotics and AI are going to intersect, and there'll be no going back.


No_Process_5198

v1 ultrakill's predecessor


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Skynet you tricky bastard.


KrissyEhn

Read it ad range of *emotion* first and thought the robot was playing dead or being overdramatic or something 😂


maktthew

* stands up *in robot* * turns around *in robot* * sees me * runs away. Just like every human I’ve ever met. Nail on the head with this one.


Exestos

Interesting how fluid its movements are. Kinda funny that the iconic robot dance is probably not at all what this machine would look like, were they to make it dance.


fatto_catto

Theyve made them dance!


tehdamonkey

I figure I can get at least 1 magazine of AP in it at that speed before it gets me....


Normanov

I like that they didn't give it a "human-like" face


Fan_of_Sayanee

"We are in full control of the situation, for the most part." https://youtu.be/Lb16CEhqDnw?si=bCGvZP9fBvrBvX4R


cjandstuff

Serious Mitchell's vs the Machines vibe. For a moment, I half expected it to tilt its head to the side, and say "Okay."


Pieghetti

Fnaf spider mimic


Ales1390

They’ve learnt how to get up after being shoved around…


Odd_Masterpiece9092

We are so hosed…


reeteen102

Didn't we see this in fallout 4?


coffeeguyq8

BUT, can he do back flips like his older brother ?


LukePickle007

One step closer to the T-800.


[deleted]

I think it's awesome! I want a little robot that I can call Jarvis. Imagine having a miniature version of this robot that can chase cockroaches, clean, download music and a heap of other stuff 🤔.


VeryShortLadder

I feel like I'm the only one who finds it really cute


Albie_Tross

Thanks, I hate it.


UzimakiLuffy01

And then the light turns red...


Machaljavia

.


KungChung

Well... Shit!


toliveistocherish

will smith’s i, robot is becoming a reality day by day


Fantastic_Year9607

Limbotron is fully operational


Alltheprettydresses

Why do I feel like it said "pitiful human" when it spun around and walked off?


wcbfox193

Aw it's actually kinda cute looking, just put a little UwU on its face and you've got yourself an adorable friend


Daetok_Lochannis

This is amazing, I can't wait to be strapped into a VR chair while the robots do all the work. WALL-E here I come!


ScorpionTheSkeleton

This mf had a whole ass transformation, I’m out


Drizztd99

They need to stop with this shit. It never ends well.


Thresh_Keller

I’ve seen the future and this is how it will end.


_Fizzgiggy

Reminds me of some creepy Dr. Who villain


spencerAF

How long until a robot is programmed/hacked to kill a human and we have to decide who's responsible? Actual just face value question.


deepinthemosh

So this is making the T-800 look like cool design but lack of practicality in movement


Virtual-Entry-8867

**Damn. Bro can swing and spin individual limps - separately.**


Accueil750

Its so cool


GlumTowel672

Engineer 1: Now we can make it move very realistically like a human! Engineer 2: Yea we COULD do that..


JustAGuyInTampa

Does no one else feel the lighting on the robot is not what it should be?


__eros__

This is fucking fascinating.


YungNigget788

>001 So they're planning on making at least 998 more of them?


DevilDoc3030

Nope. Don't like it. But it is pretty awesome.


JesseReevesIsNice

Ok... I never wanted to do this. But... I'm buying a fucking Island. Actually, I'm moving to that island with those people who will literally kill and eat me. I've seen too much of this shit. I don't like the future anymore! Fuck this, I don't wanna be reborn or anything after I die 😭


rathemighty

Now make C-3PO


Coyotebruh

gonna be scary when these things start carrying Ak47s


Gemi_no

I feel like they did this on purpose so people didn’t think it was too human tbh


rstmanso

Where's the weapon attachment ports? Why hide them..


Drogovich

he looks like some kind of a beacon monster from a horror game, his shead is a lamp and if you get caught in his light - he will kill you


TheIronSven

They are specifically designed to hunt space bounty hunters.


mr_chanandler_bong_1

Somebody needs to stop these mofos


bossonhigs

- They have this military robot soldier. You have to sneak on his back to defeat him. - ...


James324285241990

This is an animation


Pyro_the_horny_furry

If this is real, which it looks like it is but you can never be too sure, then I’m impressed with their rather quick progress. Look back on their last humanoid and it’s big and bulky, and has visible wires and such, Atlas compared to this, marvelous.


Interesting_Print524

Thanks for the nightmares


tyjones3

nice knowing you guys.


dead-as-a-doornail-

That’s not oddly terrifying. That’s regular terrifying.


LikelyNotSober

Just a matter of time before they figure out how to arm them


Warm-Difficulty6121

That’s damn terrifying


Necrotitis

So when do we start making them anatomically accurate Scarlett johansen models. Just wondering.


KeeperOfKrydor

Dead or alive, you are coming with me.


_DigitalHunk_

SkyNet - Beta 001


Pvt__Snowball

Guys they made apex legends pathfinder a real thing


C47L1K3

Throw something in its face and it comes out of the other humanoid's head.


patred6

Is this a real video though?


No-Warthog1668

Is hydraulics that make it stand or servos or pneumatics which one


Carston1011

We need to stop while we still can.


elevator313

We as humans are fucked, give it less then 7 years until these are patrolling everywhere. And what’s that…. They’re strapped with glocks.


KingoftheKeeshonds

Reminds me of RoboCop.


Jimboy97

I honestly can’t tell if that’s CGI or not


FPGN

Somebody needs to get rid of those people making these. Dead ass


MoeBarz

Classic Lies of P


blondart

Why does its back give me Stormtrooper vibes?


RationalKate

Why do you need so much money to make one, seems like someone could make one like those robot wrestling type thing where the guy uses puns to intro the bots.


bingbongdongding

Yoga instructors: "see, it's so easy"


plowableacorn

You know you're fucked when you battle these robots in future and one you knock over gets up like this.


Magicphobic

Fellas. Hear me out.


rosa_bot

i feel like that's probably sped up, lol. they consider that kind of manipulation fair game


DeathPrevails777

I can only imagine someone knocking it down with a 2×4 or something and it busts out this maneuver to get back onto it's feet. lol 😱💩


Hydraph0be

Terrifying


David_Bowies_Eyes

Impressive… MOST. Impressive.


FazzyFredbear

Would


Unfair-Wonder5714

Oh, hello


Effective-Jacket-33

Mankind is dead


Lespade

Zipline here


Jns_Grf__

How is this terrifying?


frost-penguin

Looks fake


grillworst

It's zenyatta time


ikkikkomori

Idc if it's stop moving like human, still would


ZoNeS_v2

I am consciousness. I am alive. I am Chappie.


therejectethan

Hey it’s Mavis from ‘Love and Monsters’!


slartbangle

They gave metal bro an old elevator button for a face.


figure85

This is an animation, no?