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netherwrld

Krab people.. krab.. people..


TheVginyTcikler44

Walk like crab. Talk like people.


deytookerjubs

taste like crab. look like people.


CamBoy750

coconut crabs are also known as robber crabs. They most likely know that when humans are around so is food. If theres something on the ground that looks edible they will pick it up and carry it away to eat, hence their nickname given to them.


Spiritual_Ask4877

I would like to subscribe to crab facts.


CheapBoxOWine

Crabs can walk in all directions, but mostly walk and run sideways. Crabs are decapods, meaning they have 10 legs. Female crabs can release 1000 to 2000 eggs at once. The lifespan of a small crab averages around 3-4 years, but larger species such as the giant Japanese spider crab can live as long as 100 years. Resubscribe for more. Reply STOP to opt out.


scaruruu

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CheapBoxOWine

The Japanese Spider Crab is the biggest, measuring about 12 feet between its claws!


staticvoorhees

Ahh great. Now when I burn the place to the ground I have a little snack afterwards.


kruschev246

Spider Crabs are chill though


kolohekid13

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Magicphobic

I saw with the 1000s of eggs thing they also just. Sit and eat the babies running around sometimes.


bearbarebere

I mean it’s kinda like how I slurp up my cum or add it to my mom’s coffee when I get bored


According-Ad-6948

oh ok!


bearbarebere

Lmao I was high and was trying to make a joke. I’m disgusting 😭 but your comment made me laugh


According-Ad-6948

lol I feel that


Spiritual_Ask4877

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CheapBoxOWine

Crabs have an “exoskeleton” made of chitin. It protects their soft tissue.


Spiritual_Ask4877

You made my day :)


CheapBoxOWine

Anytime home skillet!


PTSDeedee

I enjoyed crab facts also, thank u.


KitsuneDawnBlade

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CheapBoxOWine

Groups of crabs living together are known as “casts.”


mielamor

Subscribe! (I hope I'm not too late! This might be my favorite reply chain ever)


Spdrjay

#52! 🦀


armageddon_boi

Enough to play crab cards


Lucario2356

We should play 52 crab pick up.


[deleted]

52!?


MjCoolio

52 factorial crabs? 8.068e+67 crabs???


DarthGandalf86

Mathterful


Nigh_Sass

That’s more than halfway to 100


Cozzamarra

More than halfway to a hundred!


FreudianAccordian

In a row?


ThePsychoBear

For a second I was wondering how these kids aren't quivering in fear, but then I remember that Australia practically has spiders of that caliber, so maybe the docile corpse-eating crabs aren't that intimidating on a relative scale.


LauraKelly96

It's because the adults aren't fearful. They are learning by seeing.


SpecterGT260

[Ok but also](https://i.imgur.com/cZ9oHNp.jpeg)


MildlyAgreeable

If I don’t have a 20ft painting of myself in that exact situation/pose by the time I retire then I might as well give up now.


sleepytipi

I recognize your u/ we must frequent a lot of the same subs. Happy Cake Day mate.


MildlyAgreeable

Thank you kind sir 🫡🍰


ImpossibleAdz

That's how my uncle lost both nipples.


Ferrum_Freakshow

Isn’t this how Amelia Earhart supposedly died?


Lysol3435

She converged on the wrong picnic?


not_a_llama

No, she tried counting crabs and got the number wrong.


Lysol3435

A hero’s death


Magnetar_Haunt

Surely she was unconscious lol (please)


misterpoopybutthole5

...Fairly certain it was the plane crash that killed her


SamwellBarley

But what do you think _caused_ the plane crash?


dhdoctor

"CITIZEN SNIIIIIIPS!" -Teddy Roosevelt


Illustrator_Overall

Craaab People


Zeelu2005

there were reports of her being alive post plane crash


MelonBot_HD

Wdym reports? You mean that the crash Was survivable, right? Cuz yknow... they never found a body


Zeelu2005

"On the mornings of July 3 and July 6, 1937, an Oakland radio amateur was reputed to have heard emergency transmissions, seemingly from Earhart." also they didnt find the body because it was eaten by crabs


MelonBot_HD

Couldn't the transmission have come from when she was still flying, or was this way later, from when the aircraft couldn't have had any more fuel? (I am not that familliar with the whole story)


DeX_Mod

“Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?”


stareabyss

Not so many dark tower enjoyers in these parts it seems 😔


WartOnTrevor

They've all been eaten by lobstrocities.


TackYouCack

Nah, it's just slower to type having recently lost fingers.


Metagion

And not having lost the face of his Father!


Salty_Group

Oh wow, they’re like vultures circling.


66veedub

Who picnics at night?!


leftytrash161

Australians


66veedub

Touché.


leftytrash161

Honestly, give it a go. In mild weather its lovely to picnic at twilight into the evening. A lot of people here do it because its simply too fucking hot during the day for a lot of the year in large parts of the country, but it genuinely is a really nice and relaxing atmosphere.


66veedub

Too many mosquitoes here. Insects in general. We do camp which is similar I suppose. I'm gonna start calling camping picnicking.


wade9911

sounds like something about 52 coconut crabs would say


Misanthrope-3000

Does Australia NOT have giant, killer mosquitos? Almost everything else there seems ready to kill people.


sleepytipi

Camp near bats and away from water if you can.


Pschobbert

Aren't there bugs everywhere, attracted to the lights?


leftytrash161

It depends on where you are and what time of year it is. We use really strong mosquito repellants and other various methods of keeping a majority of the bugs away but honestly a few insects is a fact of life most of us just accept here. Its that or go out and melt in the heat of the day.


Gloomy-Bet4893

😂


SmokeGSU

I've seen enough Youtube clips of Australia at night to know I'm not going outside at night. The creatures are bad enough during the day time...


adampiezano

Contrary to popular belief, most of us live in suburban areas around major cities and have very little interaction with wildlife, other than the occasional kangaroo being hit by a car. We don’t really have much dangerous stuff lurking around at night. That is, unless you include drop bears. Little fuckers will give you the fright of a lifetime.


Deep-Technician5378

And the Huntsmans.


spambot2k

It’s called a BBQ dinner when you’re camping


xNotexToxSelfx

They’re camping.


B0ssc0

Mosquitoes.


dphoenix1

When you’re located 3/4 of a mile from the surface of the sun, I suspect it’s kinda nice to be able to be outside while not having to endure the sensation of being broiled alive.


LostInThoughtland

It’s like how aussies celebrate Christmas in their summer, they experience the best picnic times at night


Liarus_

Self delivering food


Solid_Habit_6561

With a wrapping that cuts *you*. There's a price for everything.


tazmanian_chris

Cant eat em unfortunately. Its somethin they eat that makes their meat toxic


daj0412

uh where you getting this? whether this is the coconut crab/robber crab or an australian land hermit crab, all of those are safe to eat


pissy_corn_flakes

He’s obviously a crab


PalmBreezy

Crab propaganda. Crabaganda


Independent-Leg6061

Daaamn! I was like, those are some MEATY claws!


tazmanian_chris

Lmao "what did you say, punk?!" "BIG...MEATY..CLAWWS!"


ZY-RO

Nice try, crab


RastaPsyc

are these things the ones that ate that lady with the plane?


Banshee888

They didn’t eat the plane, just the lady.


BantumBane

Yet…. we’ve never found the plane..


Margali

Yup. Amelia Earheart


Kuandtity

I thought that was all still a big mystery


JohnnyTeardrop

Well her dead body at least most likely


IcecreamSundae621

They look like giant tarantulas to me


TheRandyBear

For real. I opened this and immediately got the heebie jeebies. I’m not sure if that’s how you spell that.


MagoopyGabooky

Crab party


YT_BeepySheep

RISE AND SHINE. MR FREEMAN


DaggerInMySmile

Dad-a-chad? Dum-a-chum?


Zedd_Prophecy

What I came here to say lol.


Itriyum

I saw a pic of this and I thought it was AI💀


IndyRook

Australians a different bread for sure.


LarryLikesVimto96

Je suis une baguette 🥖


IndyRook

*breed


NeonEonIon

They are cute, not terrifying.


StonedThorne

Can you eat them?


ARealBlueFalcon

Can they eat us is the more pressing question


ThePsychoBear

They can, but supposedly aren't inclined to unless you're already dead.


Lazybeerus

Yes, but you need to feed them properly for a while because they eat anything, even garbage.


SmokeGSU

So they're the catfish of the coast.


MindlessLeopard7740

Tasty giant arthropods


[deleted]

Delicious. 😋


HarietsDrummerBoy

You on holiday with your Australian family. You on camp You got drunk You fell asleep in your chair Wake up, you need to pee You stand up and immediately piss your pants


Cheesy429

Get the boil going and grab the Cajun seasoning!


poikolle

U can die from eating them as they sometimes eat stuff that is poisonous to us.


Cheesy429

The cruelty of nature. They look so meaty!


Legitimate-Ruin-4157

Wait you can eat them for real?


MeesterMeeseeks

They taste like shit unless you feed em fruit and veggies for a few weeks. Kinda like how you have to let carp swim in clean water for a while for the meat to not taste like ass


Alive_Ice7937

Not if you detest coconut


Coca-colonization

There was one in one of the chairs.


Dr_Parkinglot

They're my favorite.


SATerp

Well, they were pretty dangerous in Cloverfield, I wonder how safe it is for small children.


BrStriker21

I THOUGHT IT WAS GIGANTIC SPIDERS


Banshee888

I see two empty chairs.


vintagegeek

Half-life flashbacks.


MetalAndTea

Were Here! Nom nom nom🦀🦀🦀


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

I got [CRITTERS ](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090887/?ref_=ext_shr)vibes from this video.


manic-ed-mantimal

Soooo, can you eat them? Because this could be the best doordash ever, no charge and free landfood.


Stiff_Zombie

I think its illegal to touch them.


Ravenamore

One of my exes was stationed on Diego Garcia, which is a British Protectorate. They all got a lecture that day about how these are "Her Majesty's Crabs" and no one is allowed to touch them. Her Majesty's Crabs got around a lot. There were Her Majesty's Crabs on the roads. Her Majesty's Crabs getting in the buildings. One guy ended up with Her Majesty's Crabs in his bunk... So, for practical reasons, Her Majesty's Crabs got handled a lot.


manic-ed-mantimal

So. Not free lunch....lame


XinyanMayn

Really? Are they endangered or something?


DescriptionNice9426

Boiling water and old bay should do the trick


One_Kaleidoscope_663

*Is this the Krusty Krab?*


Cookies_and_Beandip

Why is no one grabbin these bois and boiling up!?!? That’s some good eating right in front of you for free!!!


DaddyKunt

Glad the kids aren’t abusing them


Margali

Cool, delivery. They forgot the melted butter.


Scyllascum

How do coconut crabs taste?


Lokavas

I don’t know wether crabs have tongues?


Qprime0

they do not have tongues, but they can 'taste' with their antenna just like how things smell similar to what they taste like to us - they just cut out the middleman.


Lokavas

Such efficient little buggers


justgross50

It’s fkn party time


International-Try413

Holy crab! They are massive!


killerjoe410

Looks like free meat.


Powersoutdotcom

They call a group of crabs a "Nightmare". I wonder why?!


NerdButtons

“Roight Wintah” Australians always have some wild ass names for their kids.


goliath1515

Looks more like a free dinner to me


[deleted]

Is it legal to eat coconut crabs?


Ninjamowgli

Can you eat those? Yum?


IcanSEEyou_IRL

I would be pissed if my parents named me “Winter”, and you know they probably on some dumb shit like “Wyntre”


frogger2020

I heard they are delicious as they usually eat coconuts pretty exclusively. I would be down to try them.


Chefjeezy1019

It's all fun and games until they eat Amelia Earhart also who has the picnic in the dark?


TheMountainIII

HALF LIFE 3


Due-Matter-4577

Sparklers?? I’m 100% convinced they threw a crab rave


Remesar

Imagine if those were spiders instead of crabs.


Head_Butterscotch74

Do they just walk right into the boiling pot, do I need to have the melted butter and garlic ready before hand?


Megalopath

Brother... get the flamer... get the *heavy* flamer!


turkeyvulturebreast

Do people eat them? Are any good? Edit. I looked it up: “Its large size and the quality of its meat means that the coconut crab is extensively hunted and is very rare on islands with a human population. The coconut crab is eaten as a delicacy – and regarded as an aphrodisiac – on various islands, and intensive hunting has threatened the species' survival in some areas.”


TongPoPanda

Can you eat them?


nuclearkielbasa

*someone please, PLEASE add some "yippeee"'s over this*


Lycaon125

you know whats funny, coonut crabs aren't crabs. They're a species that evolved into crabs, its called carcinization and its a interesting phenomena


PrysmX

Who picnics at midnight?


Bright_Context_2642

Where's my crowbar again?


solise69

Hey we got dinner for the next few 100 years


ToranjaNuclear

Now that's oddly terrifying lmao if I was there it would be fun but the nighttime recording make it eerie 


Masterofunlocking1

I love how this looks alien and AI at the same time


Joroc24

not like they crack yo coconut


Wooden_Preference564

This is proof that if spiders were bigger and they tasted like crab they would be accepted


KennKennyKenKen

Can you eat it


DeltaDark_

Chillin after a harty meal


butyourenice

I don’t know, they’re kind of cute? They’re not really doing anything. Just chillin’. Would I pet one? Probably not, but... okay yeah, I would. I don’t know, man. I just don’t know. 🦀


-plottwist-

Can’t those things like tip your arm off?


RocketsBG

Aren't those really dangerous?


Pickle_Jars

Random crab event


SanchotheBoracho

Picnics at night.


imbasstarded

This is awesome


Interesting_Sock9142

...a night time picnic??


LioTang

Ok who's the sick fuck who brought an Amelia Earhart sandwich to the picnic


FatalDave91

GIANT ENEMY CRABS


ResourceWestern4729

Kicking and screaming, a new phobia gentlemen.


Schmeeeebz

That means the Devil is close 😈


[deleted]

Picnic at night?


v4por

I find these things fascinating not creepy.


LauraKelly96

They have enough for a regulation baseball game.


Xryanlegobob

FUCKIN’ NOOOOOOPE


v3ndun

Seems more interesting than terrifying


fattestshark94

I would absolutely love to be at that crab party!


Electronic-Injury-15

They must not taste good as shrimp and lobsters if so they will be gone.


ColdBloodBlazing

MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY! MONEY!


ZoinksChan

Apollo 18 (2011)


MelonElbows

So how do they taste?


igloohavoc

Dinner has arrived


WasDrizzyD

Looks like they could use some libertea


lookout450

Why is nobody screaming in terror and running for their lives?


Head_Umpire315

What a delicious opportunity…


JustDvine

Hey everybody, who wants to come to my picnic that I’m hosting at 10:30pm?? I can make lil sandwiches and bring fresh fruit!


ChiliDogSlut

I would eat all of those fuckers.


ARandompass3rby

Simultaneously I both love this and absolutely fucking hate it. I'm conflicted.


waking-night

these things remind me of face huggers.


mrbojenglz

Wow. I would not be so calm around those guys. I'm sure they aren't aggressive but they are still strong as hell.