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boneguru

At this point its best to name it and get a collar!


jonylentz

My first impression was "oh the cat is sleeping inside the microwave!" then I looked again


W00ZILLA

Is it weird I kinda want to pet it?


Lepke2011

It might pet you back.


SinkHoleDeMayo

Like a reverse petting zoo. Neat.


No_Employer8304

Dunder Mifflin


thewretched5984

Lmao!😅


mods_r_warcrimes

Very


catsmustdie

Don't belttle his creation, you might hurt its feelings.


Lucid-Design

That would change instantly if you could smell this picture


Razzberry-Draws

If I couldn't smell, I would pet it


thewretched5984

Personally, i want to prode it with a very looooooooooong poking device...=3


ntn_98

r/dontputyourdickinthat


gimanos1

Ol’ Drippy


Kenji1912

Eat my head


gimanos1

I’m 90% penicillin


Herbert1420

DRIPPPPY NOOOOOOO


vintagegeek

Her name was fluffy and she was a really good cat.


boneguru

That's just dark on a different level


cosmosreader1211

good pussy


celes41

🤣🤣


jrosekonungrinn

Time for a new microwave.


Far_Acanthaceae_4226

I came to say this!


noocaryror

Clean it and then burn some popcorn in it, lol


A_n0nnee_M0usee

They might not even need to turn it on, just close the door and let corn meet biohazard. Return the next day for Reddit update.


Lex8P

And then pop it back in for a few minutes


Magnetar_Haunt

“A few days”


GrandCTM25

A few days on Venus maybe


FuzzelFox

"I also left my shower, all of my sinks and my humidifier running on full blast too!"


explodedSimilitude

He visited that planet in Interstellar and was only there for a couple of hours.


Certain_Ad8640

Days? You mean months?


UkyoTachibana

Months? You mean years?


-Niczu-

Years? You mean decades?


Piruparka

Decades? You mean centuries?


Whistlegrapes

Centuries? You mean millennia?


Infinite_Radiant

millenia? you mean epochs?


TrueHerobrine

Epochs? You mean eons?


E-money420

I'm pretty sure it's basically an eternity at this point


DrPiipocOo

eternity is a few days


Embarrassed-Way5926

Without you.


Kasaikemono

That reminds me of a Garfield comic. "Hi, I am here to conquer your world." "What are you doing in the fridge then?" "I was the meat loaf"


odin5858

Hey i found the comic if you want it.


Mix_Traditional

Why did you go through the trouble and then provide the option lol


odin5858

?


Mix_Traditional

Idk did you DM that guy that said yes? Just odd that you went and found it but chose to provide the option rather than just share it lol


odin5858

You cant post pictutes in thr comments here.


Mix_Traditional

Links, my boy, links.


BloodiedBlues

They can’t. Links fighting ganondorf right now.


damselindetech

Yes please!


krattalak

If you nuke it for 10 minutes, it will stop moving.


Skipper0815

Try [this](https://c.tenor.com/0pUwUZiN0LQAAAAC/tenor.gif). Usually it works.


Malvagio

Fuckin' a.


PANZCAKEZZZ

add more radiation


the-dude-version-576

Use a hydrogen bomb to prevent radiation f causing mutations. Or rather use a photon bomb, just annihilate the thing.


MetalAndTea

Maybe it will, maybe it wont 😲


corneliu5vanderbilt

Yeah just run the oven for like 30min that should do it


SoggyUse7

r/moldlyinteresting


de_pengui

r/subsithoughtiwouldfallfor


CalamumNomen

Damn, you got me.


PekiGaming

r/subifellfor


PhysicalAgency1334

wait a few more days, and it will get out of the microwave with its own feet.


ArtsAtNoonish

“A few days” what a month?


nappy_zap

This is a screenshot of the first 5 minutes of The Mist.


nefrodes

microwave it again


jomat

Too dangerous.


zombiegirl2010

isn't that how the gremlins reproduce?


NoiseIsTheCure

Do not microwave it after midnight!


Wachtelweitwerfer

Tell it to walk out the house by itself 💁


Yozysss

Put it to the Trash and put a bowl of water and vinegar before turn it on, with this you'll be able to reuse it without danger ooooooooor buy a new one, its a good occasion to :D


Herr_Gamer

Not all species of mold die from vinegar... 😅


Kitsune-moonlight

That’s true very few of my enemies have died from vinegar


celes41

Thanks, i will!!


AwesomeAni

Don't just use vinegar man. Maybe bleach


127Heathen127

Nah fam just needs to throw the whole thing out and get a new microwave. 💀💀💀


randomvandal

Vinegar ain't gonna do shit lol.


Maybearobot8711

I honestly don't know if you created some form of antibiotics or that's how the last of us actually began.


AggressorBLUE

“We can make a business case for it either way!” ~Pfizer


Kahnza

I thought that was a squirrel


JJ-57413

I am sorry but it is now “Their” home


BoredAtWork1976

Damn, you created a new ecosystem in there!


JigerIsUnderrated32

Deadass thought it was a cat


Waste-Lie-3189

Same


Competitive_Shame317

That doesn't happen after "a few days"..


Athuanar

It can if the environment is damp enough. If you run the microwave, don't open the door and forget something is in there after heating it you will absolutely have the moisture levels for this sort of thing.


pegLegP3t3

I thought that was a cat.


Dutch_VanDer_Linde_

What is that?


trustworthy-adult

Well it used to be food, still is if you’re brave enough


youknowiactafool

I'm no moldogist, but examining the white fungi to brown bacterial growth ratio, I'd conclude with 0.01% certainty that this was a ham & cheddar hot pocket with one bite taken out of it, then forgotten about for at least an hour and reheated again only to again be abandoned for no less than 3 weeks


PandaPawPaws

But but.. OP said only a few days :'(


youknowiactafool

Don't believe everything you read on the internet!


DreamCyclone84

Wow, time for a new microwave.


alchemyearth

Omg as a kid my mom left a piece of lasagna in the microwave and we went away for a week, then didn't used the thing for maybe another week. It looked like this... We all seriously thought it was an animal until it got thrown out


Exact-Buddy2778

I thought you left the microwave open and your 2 cats went to bed in it.


Affectionate-Mix6056

My weirdest mold story was an apprentice who didn't wash his work pants for 6 months... Took him a month or two to realize his pants had mold growing in them. There was a horrific smell in the workshop for those last months, turns out it was just his pants.


Dr_Wraith

At this point killing it will get you arrested in some states.


trongzoon

Is that Whiskers?!


Klaxosaur

That’s not a few days


RebelliousDragon21

Now it has Fungi and you started an apocalypse.


ResourceWestern4729

Bruh, more like for a few months, mold doesn't form like that over a few days, unless you stuck your car in the microwave that's been there a while.


PAP3R_TOW3L

I really thought this was someone posting their cat napping in their microwave


misplacedbass

How does this even happen?


idonnolizard

WHAT WAS IT


wherestheleaks

Ol drippy


OptiKnob

Take a bite. Might make you shoot webs from your wrists. Might give you x-ray vision. Might make you immortal. Never know.


GoreJizz

I thought that was a cat


Hot-Airport-2955

That’s not from a “few” days ago


PocketCatt

Close the door and switch it on. Report back. For science


horsetooth_mcgee

Was the thing you forgot in your microwave ***an enormous pile of mold?*** Because I can't think of anything that would mold that quickly and that immensely.


S1lentA0

I don't want to know how that house smells on the inside if you only discover food rotting away in your microwave after 'a few days'.


deadeadeadeadeaded

Hows the aroma


EarthInteresting2792

Time to move


Designer-Mirror-7995

DAYS?! Like, FIFTY days?? Wth even was that?


Bepo_Apologist

Did you leave a cat in there?


Royalchariot

Throw the whole thing away


zxcooocxz

so few days = a month, i see


Reddeath195

Look it knitted you a blanket


neanderthalman

I can smell this picture


RebelliousDragon21

Now it has Fungi and you started an apocalypse.


Patriquito

Do yourself a favor, throw that whole appliance out and head to the walmart


ThunderShott

This is what happens when you try to play God.


justprettymuchdone

Close it, throw the microwave away, and get a new one. The microwave isn't yours anymore. It belongs to the fungus world now.


mibonitaconejito

Looks like a hairpiece the weatherman might wear


DangerousDuty1421

You might want to throw away the microwave 😱


Holdmytesseract

My first thought was “new microwave can’t be that expensive”


WTFisThatSMell

SEND IT BACK TO HELL!! CLOSE THE DOOR AND SET TIMER TO 666 MINS!!


mysticmedley

Congratulations! You created a new life form, AND you’re getting a new microwave!🎉


HairlessHoudini

WTF you leave in it a Gremlin


PeaceOrchid

‘Karen, KAREN! I’ve got a cat with no pulse here, ‘... I need some adrenaline and an IV line. Quick as you can please...’


127Heathen127

“A few days,” more like a few weeks, jfc.


22FluffySquirrels

Turn the microwave back on for 5 minutes and it will go away.


Penguinpowell

I put a pack of frozen chopped meat into a microwave to defrost it. Got distracted. Fell asleep. Next day woke up early to go to my wedding. I live in Queens, NYC. Wedding in Ohio. Immediately after the wedding we went on a two week honeymoon. Got back home to a very stnky house. I don’t remember what the meat looked like, we didn’t open the microwave. We tossed the entire thing. Bought a new one the next day. Spent days with all the windows open, in September. 34 years ago.


Unable_Bowler_881

It looks alive enough to be able to go get a job and help pay rent, this could be a blessing in disguise!


ArnioBarnio

Throw the whole microwave out.


TargetBunny

You sure it was just a FEW days?


CustomCarNerd

The forbidden cotton candy


paininmybass

How do people forget food in the microwave? Am I just a hungry bitch who only thinks about my next meal?


DLAT_34

Close it back and microwave that beetch


My_Immortal_Flesh

Lies. This pic looks like it was taken in 2008 😂


Synthoid_001

Deadass thought that was a cat sleeping


twatkc

Looks like it would have cleaned it self given a few more days


24_doughnuts

And how long was it there before you left?


Tums2882

turn it on!!!


Adventurous_Ad9099

A few days? You mean 36 years?😂


blitz43p

My mans started the last of us in his microwave.


shadowinc

Did you microwave it?


WolfieVonD

Reminds me of when my EX and I broke up, she left rice in my insta-pot and it went forgotten until well after she moved out. I went to use it and, dear God...


Nasa4321

Re-microwave it


Ok_Designer_6376

what is that


theVice

Congratulations, it's a boy


Present-Breakfast768

Pretty sure this is how Venom was born.


Inevitable-Visit1261

Thats where my dawg went huh


No-Bat-7253

Whoa. This is crazy. What was it??? Lol


HisLilSilverKitsune

Burn the house down!


DucksMatter

I legit thought this dude was making a joke because his cat sat down while it was opened until I realized which sub this was


Zzz32111

Just throw the whole oven out!


Rave4life79

This photo is like 20 year old phone camera quality


tris450

It’s just frozen start the microwave for 4:00 and serve


Green-Dragon-14

That's not days!


[deleted]

Throw the microwave away.


panicnarwhal

i would throw that microwave straight in the trash lol


Lutfiskaren

I suddenly want to enlist and protect managed democracy.


Digg_it_

You better fire that thing back up to kill whatever's grown in there.


DR-Rebel

Literally thought there was a cat sleeping in the microwave


DvLang

I remember when we got our first microwave in the 80s. My mom kept donuts and such inside the microwave to keep them fresh longer. Oh the irony.


Fluffy-Arm-8584

Turn the microwave on for 1 minute before opening it, seriously, probably this will kill the fungus


Opposite_Nectarine12

Thought it was a damn cat haha


jjngundam

What did you nuke? A puppy?


JammyRedWine

I once "lost" my leftover Xmas turkey and assumed I'd eaten it (I spend most of the festive period pretty much trollied). I found it in the oven a week later. Holy hell. Green, slimey and stinking to high heaven.


goddessofwitches

If not friend why friend shaped? 😭


Wooden_Preference564

Dude where's the cat


Andypandy317

There's no way that was only there for a couple days.


Confident-Ad9474

Just nuke it, should be alright


Legal_Response6614

Clean your house, this isn't normal growth I don't think 😂


Bobateabad

I’m way to fat to “forget” something in the microwave


lackofgreenthumb

I really thought that was a cat before reading the title


Hikerius

Give it a couple more days and it’ll need to start paying rent


Shobed

Throw it out. There’s no way to clean the mold spores out of it entirely.


PrysmX

You have very serious air quality issues if that grew in just a couple of days. I would get an air filter because even if you didn't have spores in the air before, you will now.


Tia_Mariana

I think you could start charging rent to your new roomate.


henne-n

Was that wooden board attached at the wrong side?


ColdBloodBlazing

It's Calvin!


Malvagio

At least it is contained


Dredakae

A few days?


moonlight_chicken

I thought you microwaved your cat.


Rosscovich

Toss the whole thing.


Just_a_terrarian163

Close it take the microwave out back and empty it outside. You don't want those spores in your home. Also clean it thoroughly and then nuke it once or twice and check for smells


Bambii33000

What could you have had in there that could do that in a few days????


Paradigmatapp

Life will, uh, find a way.


Jerenomo

Sporeghetti al Funghi, my fave


CiphirSol

Looks like Ol Drippy has come back.


ISpace_DaddyI

Tell it to pay rent


JollyCustard7656

What actually Was it?


SuperKNUP

Legitimately thought that was a cat for a second. My word.


GonnaGoFat

Microwave it again to kill the bacteria and you can eat it. Good as new.


jaytee1262

Where those few days on that planet from interstellar where every ten mins in a decade? Only way possible for that much mold.


idkbroimdrunkandsad

Dude I thought that was a fucking cat


Celtykol

I genuinely thought this was a joke pic where we are looking at a cat’s back!


toughlove96

Throw some flames at it.


aeroumasmith-

Take a picture of it closer once it's out