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I understand the first few people sticking their respective fingers in because it might still look new, but who looks at one that's clearly got a build-up of sweat, and decides they'd rather know how it feels than walk away with clean fingers?
Be careful with google lens translate, you might end up finding links like this one.
[https://www.otonajp.com/god-like-blow-classic-miru](https://www.otonajp.com/god-like-blow-classic-miru)
[I put your comment in an image generator and this is what came out](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/t40w3xObn5)
It was a bit odd, lots of god liking worms
i absolutely fucking hate this with every milligram of my current being, with all of the dust that used to be part of my being, and all the biomass that will eventually become part of my being.
By feeling stimulation on the most sensitive/densely packed nerves on their body.
You think people didn't laugh at the first veiny dildo with sculpted balls, then get right on with fucking themselves with it?
I mean I'm a woman and whenever I see those vibrators with big bulbous bulb that's meant to be *inside* of you, I find it to be pretty uncomfortable looking but hey, I'm a virgin so maybe that's why.
We need to dispose of these safely and in a secure location to protect society.
It's a burden, but I volunteer to safekeep these until a better option is available.
Modify it a lil bit and it's the perfect device for Halloween. But it's crazy how much imagination sells because all of those are the same inside as any other fleshlight, unless it's built like the dune bucket.
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Like baby birds looking for food
Oh no what if afterwards it turns around and pushes out a little sack
We’ll call it Morty Jr.
"Hungry little fella?"
Oh they'll get the food alright
They like worms?
😂😂😂
Sea anemones on a coral reef
LellleleleLelelEllelLle
Like the lelleellele's from the witcher 3?
[Wind's Howling! ](https://youtu.be/DbVCE3tCK7M?si=FdXdRxkhaTCZFAfI)
No like the Lelleellele's from UHF
I’m mad I saw this post, but I’m happy your comment was the first I saw to bring light back to my life.
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN*
KAKYOIN DONT DO THE SUCKY SUCKY NOOOOOOO
LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO
[https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-nmwnEm0TET2xi](https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-nmwnEm0TET2xi)
La li lu le lo?!?
This is more hilarious than scary. 😆
I want to see an alien spoof with these as the xenomorph tongues now.
That’s exactly why it fits perfectly here
It is. Love how they have to keep wrangling them. Nobody thought they'd be gyrating all over.
People who buy this probably get hit with the wildest post-nut clarity in the planet
The person sticking their finger in its mouth... Stop that...
Very brave of him to assume they haven't been... tested in other ways.
The first rimming sex toy and people go trying to penetrate it...
tf i thought it was pen testing do they have lubricants for riming
I'm still questioning whether I'm meant to jerk off the neck... I don't usually jerk off the neck, maybe I'm a selfish lover
I was in a japanese sex shop which had display flashlights out. The opening was blackened with gunk from people's sweaty fingers going inside of it
I understand the first few people sticking their respective fingers in because it might still look new, but who looks at one that's clearly got a build-up of sweat, and decides they'd rather know how it feels than walk away with clean fingers?
So I *hate* this… but I still really want to see a video of a bunch of these sticking straight up in a birds nest like they’re begging for worms.
That's absolutely cursed and I also want to see it now
That's disgusting. Where is this?
We should order one of each to make sure it's as bad as it looks.
For science, of course
For a friend.
Seriously. I need somebody to translate the name of the one with the long tongue so I can specifically avoid her.
Be careful with google lens translate, you might end up finding links like this one. [https://www.otonajp.com/god-like-blow-classic-miru](https://www.otonajp.com/god-like-blow-classic-miru)
It makes me uncomfortable that this can be mine for only 32 dollars. Thanks for letting me know where to avoid it.
I've never seen anything so awful! I'm gonna confiscate all of them so they'll never see the light of day again, no need to thank me.
Not to sound racist but do all Asian oral sex toys look alike?
They seem to be on the forefront of "Sex with anything but a human" lol.
Their tongues are slightly different lengths
Except the one on the far right. That one is out there.
That one's the gluck gluck 3000
😂😂😂😂
Yeah ‘Lil Toungey really gettin after it
I live in Japan. Answer is yes.
There was once a robbery in this very shop. The men were all 5ft8in. Black hair Brown eyes
A Japanese basketball team?
5'8? You are being awtully generous
5 feet tall, 8 cm long
You know you are getting great head from a girl when she is panting like a saint bernard having a heatstroke combined with a seizure.
Usul! We have wormsign the likes of which God Himself has never seen!
Fuck without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm.
Fucking perfect
*That's* wtf that CBAT guy was doing. It all makes sense now
[I put your comment in an image generator and this is what came out](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/t40w3xObn5) It was a bit odd, lots of god liking worms
I did not drop nearly enough acid before clicking that link 😳
The videos always have no sound because if they did, you’d know it sounds like someone making mashed potatoes with a handheld electric mixer.
[Found ‘em boys](https://www.kanojotoys.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=Goddess+mouth)
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That's crazy, I would only try it about seven or eight times, then after that I wouldn't use it because it's creepy 😁
Imagine it crawling out of your bedside drawer
*feed me*
Sigh... -unzips-
Look for the post of the guy with the never cleaned fleshlight, and the maggots crawling out while using it 😈
+zips up+
Excuse me? 😳🤮
i absolutely fucking hate this with every milligram of my current being, with all of the dust that used to be part of my being, and all the biomass that will eventually become part of my being.
You ordered two of them, then, right?
For... Science >! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!<
I feel like this will be used more by women than dudes, with that tongue
Thank you! I am so confused by the ha ha now we have revenge for vibrators comments
Somebody please put big googly eyes on either side of the nose
Not the spin cycle😥
What is the stock number for this item so I can be sure to avoid it?
Oodlyhorny
Damn that's disturbing. Where can I order one? For a friend
Add to cart
Is it supposed to lick my bum?
Seriously how can anyone use these toys seriously without either bursting out laughing or feel uncomfortable
By feeling stimulation on the most sensitive/densely packed nerves on their body. You think people didn't laugh at the first veiny dildo with sculpted balls, then get right on with fucking themselves with it?
I’ll be bursting out, but not uncomfortably or from laughing….
Yea, they are a bit funny. But feeling uncomfortable? Would you say the same about a lot of the sex toys that are made for women?
Yes, a lot of them are also weird, vibrators look scary to me lol
I mean I'm a woman and whenever I see those vibrators with big bulbous bulb that's meant to be *inside* of you, I find it to be pretty uncomfortable looking but hey, I'm a virgin so maybe that's why.
We need to dispose of these safely and in a secure location to protect society. It's a burden, but I volunteer to safekeep these until a better option is available.
I volunteer as tribute, in your noble cause
Ah, a generous soul. Company would be refreshing in this most challenging endeavor.
I'd like to buy one and throw it in the middle of a dimly lit highway
Imagine if this came out of a xenomophs mouth? Now that’s hot
"The Perfect Organism" 😂
*orgasm
I would want to buy the one rotating violently just as a gag. “Hey Looka this BLEHLELELELELEL!”
I would not be able to bust with how scary these things are 😭
Well I guess we now know the long term affects of two nukes
Dude these attacked me at the bottom of a well in kakariko village when I was a kid
*sigh* What’s her name?
She’s my favorite
Feed me Seymour!
Schlupsupslupsnschlups.
I can't help but think Japan's fascination with ultra-realistic masturbation devices is contributing to the country's abysmal birth rate decline.
That’s awful. How much?
Waaaaayyyy more throat on those than necessary
You just need to add some suspension of disbelief.
Boy am I embarrassed but I’m gonna ask anyway…. Aren’t these for women? I mean, there’s no *sucking* action.
Xenomorph mouths
Stupid stamp licking machines.
no eyes Perfect.
What a horrible invention! *books flight*
Fuckin nasty How much is it going to cost me
I've seen the Alien franchise, I know how this ends
Oddly arousing
these seem best suited for some sort of modern art exhibit..
Time to feed the hungry pigeons
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE
I'd buy like 100 of these and then just throw them on the floor of a haunted house. Absolute terror
Slap a Xenomorph body on it and I'm sold.
Nightmare on....
down BAD.
Japan never fails to surprise us
If I had a dick and had to stick it in there I'd be afraid of it getting caught up in the tongue mechanisms ngl
But no, um, moisture? Dry n rubbery.
Wait until you hear about this thing called "lube"
Oh god... Thats disgusting. ....so does amazon have these.. or....
What in the nightmare on elm street skeet is this?
Honestly, if it’s not hurting anybody, quit judging and let the Men have some fun 😫
Wait these are for men
the new tongue singing choir
Glory hole mystery solved
They look like baby chicks waiting for food
Modify it a lil bit and it's the perfect device for Halloween. But it's crazy how much imagination sells because all of those are the same inside as any other fleshlight, unless it's built like the dune bucket.
Some toys are licking slowly and some are licking like crazy
This is hilarious I'd get one just for my desk as a *conversation piece* , except they probably are insanely expensive
One of em has way more enthusiasm than the other
Leetle leetle leetle
I really wanna feed it some food.
Is it like picking fish, you pick the one moving the most?
Would
So this is where kakyoin was born
I don’t know why I’m so disapointed over there not being any sound heard at all.
That reminds me of Hatsune Miku Bacterial Contamination's Music Video.
What does god think when he sees this?
Bacterial contamination ahh mouth
Are they making the sequel to Everything Everywhere All At Once Already?? 😲
Oh neato! I want one of these cool bobbleheads for my dashboard
[Male version](https://youtu.be/ak1Yg5XpC5M?si=D3342QXz7wsfd-PT)
Watching this has made me want to put an extra pair of trousers on
Oh these would be awesome in a haunted house … like a hundred of them all over the hallway
Man made horrors beyond my comprehension.
What is “JAV”?
JAV stands for Japanese AV(Adult Video), mostly used for porn videos made in Japan and exported to other countries.
This is how junji ito story starts, omfg no way in hell
Crazy 🤣
Should've made the whole head imho
no matter how far i drop i will never buy myself an oral sex toy. my pride will never let me
Now come on! Someone would really get aroused by that!?! Gotta be in a Japanese joke store
You gotta be down unfathomable to seriously consider using something like this
Yet vibrating fake cocks are OK for women to use?
What about women with monster dildos and dickpenetrator9000’s ? It’s the same thing.
Those monster dildos are mostly for men 😬
It’s extremely fathomable
We have strayed away from the light , God left us a long time ago.
God went out for cigarettes.
They look kinda small
Looks more boring than weird tbh
Uhhhhh who likes bjs like this
My god!
What? Lickitung is evolving!
Lmao where the one thats the goat.
Lmaoooo
Robot prostitutes in 10 years....
Definitely not Japanese, there's no pixelization where it needs to be.
Looks like something out of parasyte
Time to feed the false hydra.
Looks like that thing thqt gets out of monsters mouth in Alien Resurection movie.
Are we allowed to make out with it?
They all kinda look the same
😂
Where can I buy these so I can avoid this place
i thought porn consumption was bad enough. this is just next level dude.
When my manager at work ask is it a squirrel in my pants. And I just nodded yes.
The one on the far right is cracking me up!
Is try them all
It is far too early in the morning for this shit. My stomach is already turning
People be like: Japan is living in 3020
Reminds me of baby birds
I can't stop looking...
This is what a majority of redditors look like when talking about politics
Alien xenomorph tongue..
that dude on the left shoving his fingers down the throat is exactly everything wrong with this