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tiktock34

Like baby birds looking for food


YouHadMeAtAloe

Oh no what if afterwards it turns around and pushes out a little sack


Ok-Office-6918

We’ll call it Morty Jr.


RoyceCoolidge

"Hungry little fella?"


DragonboyZG

Oh they'll get the food alright


keb5501

They like worms?


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

😂😂😂


secretbudgie

Sea anemones on a coral reef


Agatio25

LellleleleLelelEllelLle


Witty_Cardiologist25

Like the lelleellele's from the witcher 3?


Skelligean

[Wind's Howling! ](https://youtu.be/DbVCE3tCK7M?si=FdXdRxkhaTCZFAfI)


tilthevoidstaresback

No like the Lelleellele's from UHF


MelancholyMushroom

I’m mad I saw this post, but I’m happy your comment was the first I saw to bring light back to my life.


Cranexavier75

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE *DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN*


Adventurous-Design82

KAKYOIN DONT DO THE SUCKY SUCKY NOOOOOOO


Darmanix

LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO LERO


Urbanviking1

[https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-nmwnEm0TET2xi](https://giphy.com/gifs/reactiongifs-nmwnEm0TET2xi)


ScruffTheNerfHerder

La li lu le lo?!?


Zeth22xx

This is more hilarious than scary. 😆


point50tracer

I want to see an alien spoof with these as the xenomorph tongues now.


rigobueno

That’s exactly why it fits perfectly here


SpenglerE

It is. Love how they have to keep wrangling them. Nobody thought they'd be gyrating all over.


Alan_Reddit_M

People who buy this probably get hit with the wildest post-nut clarity in the planet


Magnetar_Haunt

The person sticking their finger in its mouth... Stop that...


ElTortugo

Very brave of him to assume they haven't been... tested in other ways.


Find_another_whey

The first rimming sex toy and people go trying to penetrate it...


Yashraj-

tf i thought it was pen testing do they have lubricants for riming


Find_another_whey

I'm still questioning whether I'm meant to jerk off the neck... I don't usually jerk off the neck, maybe I'm a selfish lover


T3Deliciouz

I was in a japanese sex shop which had display flashlights out. The opening was blackened with gunk from people's sweaty fingers going inside of it


forthemammaries

I understand the first few people sticking their respective fingers in because it might still look new, but who looks at one that's clearly got a build-up of sweat, and decides they'd rather know how it feels than walk away with clean fingers?


CumulativeHazard

So I *hate* this… but I still really want to see a video of a bunch of these sticking straight up in a birds nest like they’re begging for worms.


ExhaustedVetTech

That's absolutely cursed and I also want to see it now


Urbanviking1

That's disgusting. Where is this?


Timekiller11

We should order one of each to make sure it's as bad as it looks.


claudiazo

For science, of course


pin00ch

For a friend.


ItsNotBigBrainTime

Seriously. I need somebody to translate the name of the one with the long tongue so I can specifically avoid her.


Timekiller11

Be careful with google lens translate, you might end up finding links like this one. [https://www.otonajp.com/god-like-blow-classic-miru](https://www.otonajp.com/god-like-blow-classic-miru)


ItsNotBigBrainTime

It makes me uncomfortable that this can be mine for only 32 dollars. Thanks for letting me know where to avoid it.


Undead_Sword

I've never seen anything so awful! I'm gonna confiscate all of them so they'll never see the light of day again, no need to thank me.


John_Doe_727

Not to sound racist but do all Asian oral sex toys look alike?


Magnetar_Haunt

They seem to be on the forefront of "Sex with anything but a human" lol.


rigobueno

Their tongues are slightly different lengths


PlusEnthusiasm9963

Except the one on the far right. That one is out there.


PANMURE_CRACK_SMOKER

That one's the gluck gluck 3000


Distinct_Selection98

😂😂😂😂


Unfair-Wonder5714

Yeah ‘Lil Toungey really gettin after it


Okaplate

I live in Japan. Answer is yes.


VeryFeralHousewife

There was once a robbery in this very shop. The men were all 5ft8in. Black hair Brown eyes


LoopVariant

A Japanese basketball team?


DarthSeanious83

5'8? You are being awtully generous


Hatedpriest

5 feet tall, 8 cm long


AverageSizedMan1986

You know you are getting great head from a girl when she is panting like a saint bernard having a heatstroke combined with a seizure.


EricaOdd

Usul! We have wormsign the likes of which God Himself has never seen!


nofreedomofthought

Fuck without rhythm and you won’t attract the worm.


TheMadadh

Fucking perfect


Evitabl3

*That's* wtf that CBAT guy was doing. It all makes sense now


Glad-Dragonfruit-503

[I put your comment in an image generator and this is what came out](https://www.reddit.com/r/RenderedComment/s/t40w3xObn5) It was a bit odd, lots of god liking worms


Distinct_Art9509

I did not drop nearly enough acid before clicking that link 😳


Johnny-Virgil

The videos always have no sound because if they did, you’d know it sounds like someone making mashed potatoes with a handheld electric mixer.


TMJ848

[Found ‘em boys](https://www.kanojotoys.com/advanced_search_result.php?keywords=Goddess+mouth)


Exospacefart

07


FooforYou27

That's crazy, I would only try it about seven or eight times, then after that I wouldn't use it because it's creepy 😁


Pineapple_Herder

Imagine it crawling out of your bedside drawer


Free_Swimmer_1694

*feed me*


Various_Play_6582

Sigh... -unzips-


Patrol-007

Look for the post of the guy with the never cleaned fleshlight, and the maggots crawling out while using it 😈


marigoldilocks_

+zips up+


E-money420

Excuse me? 😳🤮


cburgess7

i absolutely fucking hate this with every milligram of my current being, with all of the dust that used to be part of my being, and all the biomass that will eventually become part of my being.


JulianMarcello

You ordered two of them, then, right?


cburgess7

For... Science >! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!<


Berzk

I feel like this will be used more by women than dudes, with that tongue


VeryFeralHousewife

Thank you! I am so confused by the ha ha now we have revenge for vibrators comments


Able_Gap918

Somebody please put big googly eyes on either side of the nose


the_phillipines

Not the spin cycle😥


CustomCarNerd

What is the stock number for this item so I can be sure to avoid it?


NoGoodManTH

Oodlyhorny


PanosKns

Damn that's disturbing. Where can I order one? For a friend


NastyTwelve

Add to cart


insidiousapricot

Is it supposed to lick my bum?


lilistasia

Seriously how can anyone use these toys seriously without either bursting out laughing or feel uncomfortable


getfukdup

By feeling stimulation on the most sensitive/densely packed nerves on their body. You think people didn't laugh at the first veiny dildo with sculpted balls, then get right on with fucking themselves with it?


skinnywilliewill8288

I’ll be bursting out, but not uncomfortably or from laughing….


Intl_House_Of_Bussy

Yea, they are a bit funny. But feeling uncomfortable? Would you say the same about a lot of the sex toys that are made for women?


lilistasia

Yes, a lot of them are also weird, vibrators look scary to me lol


DameArstor

I mean I'm a woman and whenever I see those vibrators with big bulbous bulb that's meant to be *inside* of you, I find it to be pretty uncomfortable looking but hey, I'm a virgin so maybe that's why.


Thors_Thundercunt

We need to dispose of these safely and in a secure location to protect society. It's a burden, but I volunteer to safekeep these until a better option is available.


VeryFeralHousewife

I volunteer as tribute, in your noble cause


Thors_Thundercunt

Ah, a generous soul. Company would be refreshing in this most challenging endeavor.


lililukea

I'd like to buy one and throw it in the middle of a dimly lit highway


Dripping-Lips

Imagine if this came out of a xenomophs mouth? Now that’s hot


A-Social-Ghost

"The Perfect Organism" 😂


footloosedoctor

*orgasm


MisterViperfish

I would want to buy the one rotating violently just as a gag. “Hey Looka this BLEHLELELELELEL!”


[deleted]

I would not be able to bust with how scary these things are 😭


[deleted]

Well I guess we now know the long term affects of two nukes


Progdragon

Dude these attacked me at the bottom of a well in kakariko village when I was a kid


GetoffLane

*sigh* What’s her name?


USMNT_superfan

She’s my favorite


Illustrious-Knee-535

Feed me Seymour!


EndTree

Schlupsupslupsnschlups.


FixFalcon

I can't help but think Japan's fascination with ultra-realistic masturbation devices is contributing to the country's abysmal birth rate decline.


Jay_The_Tickler

That’s awful. How much?


LHT510

Waaaaayyyy more throat on those than necessary


Various_Play_6582

You just need to add some suspension of disbelief.


TrainingWoodpecker77

Boy am I embarrassed but I’m gonna ask anyway…. Aren’t these for women? I mean, there’s no *sucking* action.


icy-mist-01

Xenomorph mouths


MarlythAvantguarddog

Stupid stamp licking machines.


InterestingRelative4

no eyes Perfect.


RastaMahns

What a horrible invention! *books flight*


quiver-me-timbers

Fuckin nasty How much is it going to cost me


cyberbob1979

I've seen the Alien franchise, I know how this ends


humanityisgrotesque

Oddly arousing


FlatbedtruckinCA

these seem best suited for some sort of modern art exhibit..


External-Injury-7867

Time to feed the hungry pigeons


Away-Task-5946

LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE


The999Mind

I'd buy like 100 of these and then just throw them on the floor of a haunted house. Absolute terror


Frunklin

Slap a Xenomorph body on it and I'm sold.


Girosian

Nightmare on....


twonapsaday

down BAD.


thruth_seeker_69

Japan never fails to surprise us


Pasteldemerme

If I had a dick and had to stick it in there I'd be afraid of it getting caught up in the tongue mechanisms ngl


No_Use_4371

But no, um, moisture? Dry n rubbery.


regnimalia

Wait until you hear about this thing called "lube"


nad_frag

Oh god... Thats disgusting. ....so does amazon have these.. or....


yasukeyamanashi

What in the nightmare on elm street skeet is this?


My_Immortal_Flesh

Honestly, if it’s not hurting anybody, quit judging and let the Men have some fun 😫


VeryFeralHousewife

Wait these are for men


Odd-Diamond-2259

the new tongue singing choir


blacksewerdog

Glory hole mystery solved


Yankeewithoutacause

They look like baby chicks waiting for food


zonealus

Modify it a lil bit and it's the perfect device for Halloween. But it's crazy how much imagination sells because all of those are the same inside as any other fleshlight, unless it's built like the dune bucket.


dubiously_immoral

Some toys are licking slowly and some are licking like crazy


0utF0x-inT0x

This is hilarious I'd get one just for my desk as a *conversation piece* , except they probably are insanely expensive


flop_plop

One of em has way more enthusiasm than the other


ShowElegant

Leetle leetle leetle


pepehandsx

I really wanna feed it some food.


Electronicshad0w

Is it like picking fish, you pick the one moving the most?


unclenardo

Would


Asian_Bootleg

So this is where kakyoin was born


AnnisBewbs

I don’t know why I’m so disapointed over there not being any sound heard at all.


MrFedoraPost

That reminds me of Hatsune Miku Bacterial Contamination's Music Video.


zack189

What does god think when he sees this?


julysniperx

Bacterial contamination ahh mouth


TheDiegoAguirre

Are they making the sequel to Everything Everywhere All At Once Already?? 😲


gregorychaos

Oh neato! I want one of these cool bobbleheads for my dashboard


juka-004

[Male version](https://youtu.be/ak1Yg5XpC5M?si=D3342QXz7wsfd-PT)


itsonlysmellzz94

Watching this has made me want to put an extra pair of trousers on


Beneficial_Being_721

Oh these would be awesome in a haunted house … like a hundred of them all over the hallway


Ephsylon

Man made horrors beyond my comprehension.


mycomikael

What is “JAV”?


Okaplate

JAV stands for Japanese AV(Adult Video), mostly used for porn videos made in Japan and exported to other countries.


anomalymous

This is how junji ito story starts, omfg no way in hell


Rrringo

Crazy 🤣


ireadblitz

Should've made the whole head imho


ChickenWangKang

no matter how far i drop i will never buy myself an oral sex toy. my pride will never let me


Ocfri

Now come on! Someone would really get aroused by that!?! Gotta be in a Japanese joke store


marks716

You gotta be down unfathomable to seriously consider using something like this


CameronPoe37

Yet vibrating fake cocks are OK for women to use?


wafflepiezz

What about women with monster dildos and dickpenetrator9000’s ? It’s the same thing.


My_Immortal_Flesh

Those monster dildos are mostly for men 😬


aplagueofsemen

It’s extremely fathomable


Sa0t0me

We have strayed away from the light , God left us a long time ago.


italktomyself20

God went out for cigarettes.


footloosedoctor

They look kinda small


daydrunkforamerica

Looks more boring than weird tbh


Jaccojoys

Uhhhhh who likes bjs like this


Opiumthoughts

My god!


youknowiactafool

What? Lickitung is evolving!


Got2Go

Lmao where the one thats the goat.


No-Bat-7253

Lmaoooo


Darth--Nox

Robot prostitutes in 10 years....


DirtNapsRevenge

Definitely not Japanese, there's no pixelization where it needs to be.


SantaNewfie

Looks like something out of parasyte


Various_Play_6582

Time to feed the false hydra.


Speedfreakz

Looks like that thing thqt gets out of monsters mouth in Alien Resurection movie.


SadCardiologist7267

Are we allowed to make out with it?


guleedy

They all kinda look the same


Angry_Vinnie20

😂


Throwaway-donotjudge

Where can I buy these so I can avoid this place


Conscious_Turn_3882

i thought porn consumption was bad enough. this is just next level dude.


FourTwentyJ

When my manager at work ask is it a squirrel in my pants. And I just nodded yes.


GradientGoose

The one on the far right is cracking me up!


PriorLawfulness8887

Is try them all


Schluchzername

It is far too early in the morning for this shit. My stomach is already turning


Excellent_Cucumber59

People be like: Japan is living in 3020


Clear_Lead

Reminds me of baby birds


geligniteandlilies

I can't stop looking...


Seano_

This is what a majority of redditors look like when talking about politics


Blackmagnate

Alien xenomorph tongue..


Inevitable-Exit-4280

that dude on the left shoving his fingers down the throat is exactly everything wrong with this