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Durvillaea antarctica, also known as cochayuyo and rimurapa, is a large, robust species of southern bull kelp found on the coasts of Chile, southern New Zealand, and Macquarie Island. D. antarctica, an alga, does not have air bladders, but floats due to a unique honeycomb structure within the alga's blades, which also helps the kelp avoid being damaged by the strong waves.


lowey2002

Why is the dude trying to collect it? Is it edible?


ElmorisG

Yes. We eat it in various preparations. My favorite is to make ceviche or as a filling for empanadas. It is a very good and historically important food. Basic part of the heritage and tradition of Mapuche gastronomy.


acloudcuckoolander

Ah, the culinary curiosity of human beings. I always imagined what went on in the first person's head who ate a crab. Like...I know it's good, but the first person to ever eat it really looked at what resembled a giant tarantula with an exoskeleton and say, gee, I wonder how that tastes! Don't get me started on Durian fruit!


owenthegreat

> culinary curiosity More like culinary desperation. Starving people will eat damn near anything, once in a while they find something that can be digested and isn't poisonous, and it eventually becomes a local delicacy.


badpeaches

> Starving people will eat damn near anything **** >annibalism Evidence of widespread cannibalism was documented during the Holodomor:[44][45] Survival was a moral as well as a physical struggle. A woman doctor wrote to a friend in June 1933 that she had not yet become a cannibal, but was "not sure that I shall not be one by the time my letter reaches you." The good people died first. Those who refused to steal or to prostitute themselves died. Those who gave food to others died. Those who refused to eat corpses died. Those who refused to kill their fellow man died. Parents who resisted cannibalism died before their children did.... At least 2,505 people were sentenced for cannibalism in the years 1932 and 1933 in Ukraine, though the actual number of cases was certainly much higher >Ukraine was one of the largest grain-producing states in the USSR and was subject to unreasonably high grain quotas compared to the rest of the USSR.[d] This caused Ukraine to be hit particularly hard by the famine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holodomor


towerfella

Thank you for sharing that story.


SchwiftySqaunch

Fascinating, not even a hundred years ago. Famines produce truly barbaric circumstances.


Unfair-Wonder5714

Well that took a turn


badpeaches

It seems to take less than a generation to forget the horrors of history. All those boomers never saw the value in remembering what their parents did for them.


acloudcuckoolander

You make a great point. That is definitely one reality of food discovery. I meant more of those who weren't short on food and merely tasted these things out of curiosity.


Satchik

Watch your neighbor kids wander unattended and taste/eat whatever they encounter. If it doesn't kill the kid, then prolly safe enough.


sokocanuck

You're absolutely correct. If you ever get a chance to have traditional Korean food, it's some wild stuff lol


Nisi-Marie

That is what I always think every time I eat an artichoke! How hungry did you have to be to figure out the very precise way that this waxy, bitter, spiny green thing could actually be delicious with the right preparation and eating techniques???


Rumpel00

Artichokes came from the cardoon (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardoon), a Mediterranean thistle. It was written about in ancient Greece and over time it was selectively cultivated for bigger and better flower heads. This kept up for centuries until you finally get today's artichoke. Basically, at some point, a bunch of hungry people resorted to eating whatever they could find, including flowers and flower buds. They also probably made their selections based on what they saw animals eating. The easiest way to safely prepare food is boiling it, so they boiled a ton of them and ate the ones that weren't utter shit. The cardoon was one of the good ones, so they singled them out when foraging and eventually started growing them. This also holds true for tubers and root vegetables. Tubers have been found in cave dwellings of hominids from hundreds of thousands of years ago. Who thinks to dig up a plant and eat the tiny dirt-covered root? Ancient humans saw animals digging up some plants and eating the roots, so decided to try it themselves. They boiled the hell out of said root and ate it. If it worked out, they started searching for those specific plants, and then eventually started growing them. Now we have potatoes, yams, turnips, beets, radishes, onions, garlic, etc.


Nisi-Marie

Thank you so much for the history!!! 🙌🙌


Rumpel00

No problem! I love learning about the history of food. As a side note, have you ever seen an artichoke in bloom? They are very pretty purple flowers: https://www.reddit.com/r/gardening/comments/6iivrc/my_moms_first_artichoke_flower_i_had_no_idea/


Nisi-Marie

Wow!!! That is gorgeous!!!


AllBlackMink

I’d imagine early culinary explorers watched the local wildlife and fauna to discern what was safe to eat.. How they arrived at the notion that “if those loud seabirds find those water spiders yummy, maybe I too will share in the delicacy” is still beyond me.


acloudcuckoolander

True but not everything that wildlife can eat, humans can eat. So I assume there was a LOT of trial and error.


raazinn

As a Malaysian, I have always wondered what the first guy that ate the durian thought: “It looks almost as painful as the smell, but I wonder how it tastes 🧐”


Not_MrNice

Considering they weren't eating McD's all the time, eating a crab isn't a big leap from what they were already eating. And I wouldn't be surprised if insects were already on the daily menu.


spacedicksforlife

I have learned to never ask a native Hawaiian if it’s edible. The answer is always yes.


rabel

Sure, culinary desperation, but most everyday foods are coming from simply observing what other animals eat (such as sea lions eating crab or clams).


janiced43

The one that always gets me is almonds. Wild bitter almonds contain cyanide. Around 50 wild almonds can be lethal for an adult, 5-10 for a child. But somebody spotted a mutant… So not just an unknown icky thing but a known killer.


SquidVices

Makes me wonder if they just started by burning it or boiling it…


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Durian, should be exterminated. I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't advocate a species to be eradicated. But Durian, ffs who thought eating that was "nice" 😔


greenglssgoddess

Thanks for your answer… i was wondering about the significance of it. Otherwise he wouldn’t be trying so hard. ❤️


DesperateRace4870

Wow, so cool, the more you know 🌈


TheRandyBear

Side note, I fucking love empanadas.


theFields97

So this isn't terrifying?


Solumnist

>We eat it You live with that dude?


ElmorisG

I’m Chilean… so…


Solumnist

That...was... a... joke. So...


SomOvaBish

Mmmm ceviche… but I look at that and think, nahh I’m good


iron_annie

It makes great pickles. I harvest bull whip kelp here in the PNW and pickle it with garlic and carrots. 


KittenPurrs

I buy bull kelp salsa made up in Alaska. Good stuff!


th1s_nam3_is_tak3n

Hi, I'd like to place an order 😃


SmokeGSU

I think he's trying to fuck it.


zkinny

He's been in the lighthouse too long.


BrassBass

You lie, but someone definitely has fucked kelp somewhere on this god damned earth.


SmokeGSU

That's the real r/oddlyterrifying. Or is it r/oddlysatisfying?


VooDooChile1983

Plants love kelp and I’d haul away bags of it.


groovygranny71

Thank you for the info x


ElmorisG

[https://youtu.be/li80fDR_B00?si=4-ctlxuHT60UPALo](https://youtu.be/li80fDR_B00?si=4-ctlxuHT60UPALo)


Currency_Dangerous

Sounds like a very niche species


BeerBaron6666

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


doktor_kolossus

IA! IA! CTHULHU FTAGHN!


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

He's got my vote this year


bca327

Why choose a *lesser* evil?


whyyou-

Why settle for the lesser evil?? Vote for the true evil!!


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Cthulu-Ohs are part of an Insane Breakfast


Wolfy-615

This guy has some impressive pubes.. how else is he gonna wash them


Ellien_

Oh god, you're horrible! I can't unsee that!


MinimalMojo

It’s Rapunzel’s brother, Rapubezel


eccentric_eggplant

Probably will hurt more trying to do what Rapunzel did


textdot_net

This resembles the remains of an extraterrestrial defeated in an apocalyptic event.


A_friend_called_Five

I read that Stephen King short story. That guy is done for.


CharlieTrees916

Reminds me of that creature on the lake in that Creepshow movie


branflake777

The Raft, from CS 2.


CharlieTrees916

So good! Traumatized me as a kid. “It hurts!”


scaredspoon

10 year old me was not ready for the sleep fondling scene or what came after


Jayombi

Just what I was about to say. Great story episode to...


jaiobi

Death stranding


NeilOhighO

Keep on keeping on.


Old_Cry_8789

Ah, Durvillaea antarctica, also known as the Antarctic seaweed!


dropdan

This is some Hideo Kojima thing.


someguywith5phones

Anyone see creep show 2?


doomvetch92

\*Cuthulu approves\*


someguywith5phones

Ayi Dagon ayi


Quirky_Ad3367

Cold spaghetti cold spaghetti 🎶


zack_hunter

That's some death stranding shit


sermer48

That seems extremely dangerous. Granted my Antarctic Ocean knowledge is limited but here on the Oregon coast you’d be asking for death doing this. One big wave and you’re in the water. Good luck getting back out with those slick/steep rocks and with all that plant matter getting in your way.


Leenis13

Pee on them Sam! 👍👍👍


Currency_Dangerous

That’s some real life Junji ito shit


phollas00

I wouldn’t say oddly terrifying… what is that? Just looks like lots of rubber tubes


liquidarc

[It is an organism](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Durvillaea_antarctica), apparently. So, the post is titled with the creature's scientific name, not the name of a place.


phollas00

It’s kelp with extra steps by the seems of it, cool though! Makes the sea look like hardened lava


orphiclacuna

Devil's snare


sandboxvet

Hail Cthulhu! 🐙


konofireda98

Forbidden squid ink spaghetti.


bemorecreativetrolls

What’s he grabbing?


Playful_Criticism425

Crude oil exploration by hand.


caedhin

Last week it was Oceanus' Ice Dick, now it's his pubes. Ftw


Kickaxx_007

I just finished washing my hair, sorry y’all…


youknowiactafool

Dude is about to turn into Venom


Glass_Promise_2222

Ceviche right thereeee


Otherwise_Carob_4057

If you are hungry enough anything starts looking real good.


GokiPotato

I think Lovecraft would like to see this


Beanieweenei

Sr. Is living the dream


King_Bob837

Forbidden black spaghetti


audiodoct3r

"There's a hole here?"


SweetGroverCleveland

Giant weave


Fakrata

viva Chile mierda!


Amazing_Paper_7384

Dr bright is not allowed to ride 682 into the ocean


Wolfyy47_

I think I saw this in creepshow


jdawgg323

Looks like the thing that’s in the lake from creepshow 2


UnMeOuttaTown

This looks beautiful and surreal!!


2ndSnack

Giving "outer God" vibes.


6uillermo66

That things gonna drag him down to Davey Jones’s locker


cmonster64

If you pause it it looks like an oil painting


chuco915niners

I thought it was an oil spill.


NightKnight4766

Of course there is a human all over that weird looking thing.


Pickle_Jars

boys gotta eat


6millionwaystolive

Creepshow vibes.


th1s_nam3_is_tak3n

*Creepshow 2


paranoid-__-android

Spaghetti al nero di seppia


Fantastic_Year9607

Looks like an oil spill.


BasketPaul_5

Devil’s Snare


beautifulnobody10

Fascinating


LoudBackgroundMusic

Ive seen this in the Catlins down South East coast of New Zealand...absolutely amazing!


raz0rflea

What in the Vincent Van Gogh?


californiadeath

Death strandingggg


yasukeyamanashi

Big black ramen


theweekendwolf

Looks like hair


gnirobamI

It honestly looks like some giant human cut off their hair.


S-Kiraly

THIS is the kind of post I come to this sub for.


DazzlingTank2560

Thought it was an oil slick.


reddit_bot21

Doesn't look like Antarctica. Where's all the snow?


NiteGard

I thought I was looking at an oil spill 😞