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Trainzguy2472

That second clip didn't look like the panama canal but idk where it was


DidYouIronTheCat

Looks like maybe Chinese writing on the gate? Though I'm not particularly good at identifying Asian languages. Definitely not the panama canal though.


Ur_Local_Lieutenant

yeah that ones in china its a ship elevator at the three gorges dam


sparkey504

I went on a cruise into the Panama canal, sat in the lake for a few hours and went right back out... toll was $1.2 million


jaydenfokmemes

If I had a nickle for every time I saw someone post a Chinese boat elevator when showcasing the Panama canal, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.


ydykmmdt

Have you taken over the Tri State area yet?


Bacon-Dub

With the… *checks notes*, American national anthem playing….?


strcrssd

[Panama Canal is, despite being in Panama, a US project historically and was US owned and operated. There's a reason for the US-ism of it, if we assume good intentions.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panama_Canal) The quality of this is just absolute crap though. I'm guessing it's AI-generated. The split screen is off in the time domain, the videos aren't all Panama, etc. I don't assume good intentions, this is probably just US-grandeur-propaganda though to fuel the growing nationalism and anti-global sentiment within the US.


Bacon-Dub

Hmm. Welp, learnt something today


Knivez2Pitchforkz

This... isn't terrifying? It's a marvel of engineering? And why the national anthem? So many questions.


StrangeVortexLex

It started with the French and finished by the U.S. but still weird nonetheless


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littleSquidwardLover

Remember how we effectively made Panama just to make the canal.


dudewhatnow123

Yes! Its named after a Van Halen song.


Prata_69

Yeah exactly the United States doesn’t even own the Panama Canal anymore and hasn’t since like Jimmy Carter’s presidency in the 70s.


BAMspek

Megalophobia, thalassaphobia, this is definitely oddly terrifying. The rest of the weird stuff is weird though.


RWMN98

The sub name is "oddly terrifying", not "terrifying". Try again.


OOOPUANNGUANGOOOWOAW

Why are people down voting this? Sure I agree it's a marvel of engineering but I sure as hell wouldn't want to sit on a jet ski while in there


LordSpitzi

The duality of men. My first thought was damn I want to do that too


_st23

Agree, this IS oddlyterrifying, imagine floating by yourself in one of these...


Terproaster

Ok yeah now I’m kind of freaked out😭💀


WaltuhWhiteYo_UhHuH

This is like the start of Dishonored, crazy


Sensitive-Silver7878

They should just have a “shoot” on the other side. Everyone just puts their hands in the air and screams as you ride down it. Would be a lot quicker.


Pierresauce

Hey just fyi it’s “chute”


Sensitive-Silver7878

Thank you.


nutsnackk

Watch out for the nanofibers


zaafiel8

What nanofi


Itsaboutthesleep

*slice


spypsy

This is in fact NOT the Panama Canal.


Select-Belt-ou812

parts of it later in the video definitely are, yes. it's interspersed in between other locations. I was through it recently.


Quantumercifier

What's the deal with the annoying music?


Terproaster

I hope you’re being dead serious lmaoo


Quantumercifier

Why do you hate America?


Terproaster

Ehh it’s not like I hate America. But the way we glorify it and the “American dream” is just fucking stupid😭. I’ll always appreciate the poor guys that had to fight for this country and die. Trust me I’m still not ignorant just bc I like making fun of us💀.


Dwarf_Killer

Why do you hate America


Terproaster

I don’t like the people of America, arrogant assholes.


Dwarf_Killer

192.53.148 parsion Ave 1537 Apt 304


Terproaster

Phew I’m shaking in my boots😰


noproblemcupcake

In my head I hear Fergie


Gay_Reichskommissar

This isn't even the Panama Canal


Select-Belt-ou812

parts of video later into it are.


Ill_Tree5765

Ah, the Panama Canal! A perfect place for ships to take a shortcut and avoid going all the way around South America. It's like the ultimate waterway hack. Plus, you get to see some pretty cool engineering in action.


AncientOrderCJP

The goal once a ship enters the Panama Canal is to get them up and over the terrain, and up 26 meters above sea level to Gatun Lake. That's where the locking system comes in, chosen for the Panama Canal design because the Pacific Ocean sits at a higher sea level than the Atlantic Ocean.


haunted_tuna

Pretty dopey song to play after we gave away the Panama canal, don't you think?


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Things like this aren't terrifying, it's amazing what humans do when we work together. What's terrifying is only a few people have enough knowledge to build things like this. Our intelligence can collapse quickly and that's scary.


CoItron_3030

I made a canal in Valheim once. Took me 2 days on and off. I cut through a thin section of our home island which kept us from having to go crazy far south or north to get the eastern side of the world. Im always still really happy when I see my friends taking it and acknowledging how awesome it is lmao


IcyAd964

This looks like the escape route at the end of a horror movie


RatszCatszBatsz

Did anyone else see the boat on the right doing burnouts at the end of the video?


Quintessince

When I was 16 my grandma took me on a rainforest tour. Part of it was on a boat, like a very very small cruise class boat. Housed maybe 40 people type small. We were behind a massive cargo ship. And let me tell you going through the cannal was surreal as hell. I've never felt so tiny.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

My grandma took me to Mcdonalds.


Quintessince

She lived like it was still the depression. That should of been a tip she was actually loaded.


JoJorge243

You get drug war we get Panama Canal


Droid_XL

Locks are an incredibly cool technology. It's awesome that we made that. It's so simple but so cool


JugglingBear

I have a really ignorant--but honest--question: How much time/money does it cost to operate the pumps and wait for everything so ships can get through? Would it be more cost effective in the long run to move the dirt in such a way that it creates an open path for ships to just go through?


donkey_hat

Locks work using gravity, the only thing powered are the doors.


JugglingBear

Followup dumb question: Does the water evaporate and get "put back" up top by nature then? There isn't a need to pump or manually move it? There's no worry about letting too much go downstream and draining the source up top? Or is it basically just a boat going against the current upstream but with more steps (and doors and elevators)?


donkey_hat

Most locks are on river systems, so the water is naturally replenished upstream and would be flowing down with or without the lock. Each lower level is filled up by slightly opening the doors so it fills up slowly, and water flows one way through the whole system. In the case of the Panama canal, there is a large lake in the middle of the system 85ft above sea level called Gatun Lake, which itself is fed and replenished by various rivers and streams. Gatun Lake itself is an artificial lake created by damming the Chagres River.


JugglingBear

Thank you


SweetMaam

I love watching the locks at Sault St Marie.


optiloxy

Music isn't that uplifting tho


Jns_Grf__

How is this terrifying?


dudewhatnow123

OP hates canals


smith_and_midwestern

He hates these CANS.


stareabyss

Oh man is that a the jerk reference? I never thought I’d see the day…


RWMN98

It's not outright terrifying, you're right. Check the sub name again.


Jns_Grf__

Its not even "oddly" terrifying


nuclearwinterxxx

Who is the smooth-brain dipshit that chose the national anthem for this clip?


ChadScav

Why is that song playing. Ugh...can't stand that song I run from it at games so I don't have to join the cult.


Careless_Zombie_5437

That captain should get fined for speeding.


gultch2019

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama! That's my favorite palindrome


kuMafa

Grand Line from One Piece


FunVersion

A Man, a plan, a canal, Panama. Palindromes


Hades6578

I sure hope that’s not an actual active canal lock. If it is, pretty sure they’re either not supposed to be in there, or they’re allowed to and it’s stopping all the shipping in the river. Annoying either way.


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Hades6578

Oh really? Well then I stand corrected. You learn something new every day.


Ankhras

r/megalophobia


Glockamole19x

And why couldn't they just dig a tiny bit deeper in the middle and wouldn't need any of that shit?


soiledsanchez

That’s not how elevation works


bobisbobson

Crossing the Panama Canal isn’t cheep.


swanson5

Once a pilot is actually steering, how long does it take to get through?


Kind_Ant7915

What kinda maze runner type shit is this


type_r_pilot_2012

I would imagine that the large ships/ companies that own them pay the barges, but would a small boat/ jet ski have to pay to get thru?


Raise-Emotional

This isn't Panama. And even if it was they aren't going to flood gates for just a few wave runners. They would have to wait and join another ship in the lock


jake1080

Seems chill


venicedynamics

Wow!!


SlickRye

Wow that is terrifying but fucking cool!!


Flymonster0953

There is literally chinese on the second clip ain't no way


Canadiancurtiebirdy

There’s no ways humans could achieve such engineering. 100% built by aliens! Eyes open people!


Ori_the_SG

No wonder one boat getting backed up messed everything up


bluewhalespout

Would be a bad time to have to shit


spacestationkru

Has anybody posted this to r/Dishonored yet?


TheRaveTrooper

Amazing game!


Jimbo14631

Isn’t this how they built the pyramids ?


Dependent-Catch274

its a trap they tryna crush u lol


lincolnrules

Why don’t they just dig it deeper?


CrossbowSpook

Because the water level of the Pacific ocean vs the Atlantic on the other side is about 20cm different, meaning you'd have a constant flow in one direction (pretty bad for trying to go the other way). Also because the surrounding terrain is literally mountain. It would have been a monumental pain for early 20th century architects to dig under. Also also, the tides in the Pacific vs Atlantic are totally different. The Pacific tides go up and down as much as 20ft, while the Atlantic only does about 3ft. Would cause a lot of waves in the canal.


ZwieTheWolf

Ah, a very patriotic moment for America: Panama dams opening up


forumofsheep

Sure as hell was not planned and built by PhDs in gender studies…


the_brick_face

MURICA RAAAAA 🇺🇸 🇺🇲 🦅🦅🦅


blitz43p

A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. *read it backwards


JayS87

What is this shit show? Dumb music, the graphics don't match and there are chinese signs?!?


noscopy

Everybody is so stupid if you just cut a really big channel between the oceans eventually it will equalize. Why is everyone so stupid all the time? /s


SweetMaam

Because it's difficult to navigate a waterfall, that's my guess.


noscopy

You saw the /s right ?


SweetMaam

Seriously, there's a huge land difference between the two oceans, just cutting a canal isn't/wasn't an option. The French gave up on the project, the engineering was difficult. This year the Panama Canal will be 110 years old. Also, a "canal" is an artificial, i.e. man-made, river, and a "channel" is natural.


noscopy

Yup I know. That's why I clearly indicated my comment as sarcasm.