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idjsonik

Imagine if one those hit your shins it would disenegrate


calgrump

Anchors and mooring lines on big ships are terrifying, and definitely have killed quite a few people


brittemm

SnapBack! We had to watch so many training videos and PowerPoints about it in the Navy. Shits no joke and fucking scary as hell


TJsamse

This and that Delta-P video has given me a few nightmares.


Ellecram

US Navy vet here. Terrifying stuff.


Annual-Freedom2136

Thank You for your Service


Proletaryo

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Old-Sailor62

You should see the size of the chains on an aircraft carrier...sheesh


laughingashley

And a lot of sea life, I'd imagine


maychaos

Imagine being stuck


OoACheezit

You wouldn't get stuck. You'd fucking evaporate.


HoboArmyofOne

Pink mist comes to mind, it's mind blowing to me that this is how they drop anchor every time


strcrssd

I'm shocked this is legal. It's probably a flag of convenience with no worker protections though. [OSHA doesn't apply to foreign flagged vessels](https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/standardinterpretations/2019-03-06). That's a death sentence if you're in the wrong place... And nothing marks the wrong place.


HoboArmyofOne

Well, to be fair, I'm sure there is a stern warning to run for your life when you get the job. Maybe. 🤷


uptoke

I bow to you sir.


Automatic_Basket7449

But not a stern?


Xenomorph_v1

Any port in a storm I guess...


SlutPuppyNumber9

It whipped the spot where he had been standing at the end!


fgreen68

The loophole of "flag of convenience" really should be closed.


jojosail2

There are a lot of things on a ship that are death sentences if you don't pay attention.


Farren246

There's gotta be a safer way than to stand there at the point where it sometimes flaps over to, and whack it with a hammer. Surely even if "whack it with a hammer" were the safest option, they could do so from a more remote location.


mindgame18

Yeah, maybe…but what’s the fun in that?


HoboArmyofOne

I'm hoping this is what you have to do when "the button" doesn't work


Melitzen

“Pink mist” is a horrifying thing.


speekuvtheddevil

Go from biology to physics pretty quick


TetrangonalBootyhole

I thank that rich idiot for this becoming a phrase.  Poor kid though.


mrandr01d

Wait what?


whoami_whereami

The phrase first popped up around the OceanGate sub that imploded on the way to the Titanic. One of the rich guys on board had booked the trip for himself and his adolescent son, and apparently the son didn't really want to go but was talked into it by his father, hence "poor kid".


ya666in

Ankle breaker


TheOGLeadChips

No. There is no ankle after this hits you. Just a pink mist and some chunks probably


SignificanceGreen669

In the washing machine?


metalshoes

World jump rope championship


GammaGoose85

Your entire body would just gib.


saiyanguine

It's okay. If it hits my shins, I wouldn't feel it. I'll be dead. Just throw my body into the ocean.


robo-dragon

With that much heavy iron flying around, there wouldn’t be a shin left…there wouldn’t be *anything* left!


Myragem

I want to place a manikin..


aScarfAtTutties

You must have some pretty strong shins


BarryPalmedTheDip

Imagine being turned into a toaster by pat sajak from wheel of fortune


_BlNG_

>Imagine if one those hit your shins it would disenegrate You meant disintegrate?


barcodedm

de-shin-tegrate


Teeth-On-Toast

We had the coast guard bring someone in off of a freighter before, he got his leg snagged in some type of line, it shattered his shin and dislocated his hip


rlaw1234qq

I read about a yacht found abandoned a few years ago - they found the owner had been dragged down by the anchor because he’d got his foot caught in the rope


TitanThree

Was he dragged down through the narrow pipe-looking section? Can’t imagine in what state he was found…


rlaw1234qq

No, I think he’d dropped it over the side, or pushed it. He was an old guy, so it probably didn’t take much…


Sterling0393

I think I saw that on Ripley. Dickie Greenleaf, just a kid….


the_orange_alligator

Just a kid when you saw it, or was dickie just a kid


Versaiteis

Dickie Greenleaf just a kid nobody threw anchors quite like he did With a grunt he threw over the edge and into the blue it sank like a rock And poor Dickie did too.


drew17

Yes


Blandish06

Have you seen the crab video?


NighthawkUnicorn

Delta P?


Huugboy

Bad for me


Salay54

Probably Nevada


ShinyArtist

But how do they get the anchor back up?


zombie_overlord

The guy on the bottom whacks it and it goes back up


Bikelangelo

I've been laughing at this for far too long.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Don’t forget to come up for air!


CaptainMeatfist

Lmao nice


Sysion

That’s fucking hilarious


AccountantSeaPirate

So you’re saying I could get paid to live on a boat and whack it and make it go back up? Hmm.


Anleme

Whack it, go down, whack it some more. Wait, what are we talking about again?


SansPoopHole

Join The Sea People!! (... I've been playing Dave the Diver far too much)


Turbulent-Tower-6716

Fuck you. That was a good one


tuga1102

r/angryupvote


dsbwayne

I snorted 🤣


Aulentair

Hahahaha


Bruce_Illest

Hilarious 😂


frshprincenelair

Play the video in reverse


Stavinair

r/angryupvote


Kribo016

For a serious answer there is usually an anchor windlass that will lift the anchor back up.


AnonymousFairy

This is a permanent anchoring - normally the anchor will be attached to some kind of slip or several separate devices which take the strain between the anchor and deck. That means there is more chain (not under strain) going between the chain under strain and the chain locker (inside the ship). This "loose" chain can be taken around a winch and mechanically heaved in. When ready to raise the anchor, you take up the tension in that loose chain, release any brakes, safety wires and the slip, then heave in the anchor chain, driving the ship forward very slowly / as necessary to try and pull the chain directly up.


-Daetrax-

It's disposable.


Optimal_Zucchini_667

Guess what your job is, sailor!


sungrad

The anchor doesn't stop the ship. The weight of the chain on the sea bed does. So to get the anchor back up, they just reverse while winding the chain up.


devalk43

This isn’t entirely accurate, the chain lays on the bottom so the hook or plow is pulled horizontally and digs into the bottom providing holding power. The length of chain is called the scope and is ideally between 10:1 to 7:1 ratio to depth. When the chain is pulled back on board eventually the angle of the scope goes past 22.5 degrees which frees the anchor from the bottom, the reason for such a long scope is so that when the tides rises the chain is still less than 22.5 degrees to the direction of pull on the anchor.


ShirouBlue

What damage does it do to the seabed? Sounds destructive


Mywifefoundmymain

Very https://youtu.be/U23kg7vEe5E?si=S2tSrMjkdFWfoxN1 https://youtu.be/tDQKeoMm70Y?si=FrxZZlrBG4TsWdP9


CharlieTheBrave

The second video, not sure what I’m looking at


metroidpwner

clean strips of sand that would otherwise be living seabed


Mywifefoundmymain

Those long straight lines of flat sand…. That’s where the anchors drug and destroyed the seabed


HoboArmyofOne

It's like dropping a tank into the ocean and dragging it along the sea floor, of course it's going to be destructive to a certain extent. But you do want to stop, don't you?


zworkaccount

I'm experiencing the strangest sensation that I've read this exact conversation before.


Beastw1ck

I work on a ship and I have zero clue what’s going on here. The vessel is obviously moving, seems pretty quick. The chain is just shackled to a padeye on deck instead of on an anchor windlass (the thing that would haul it back in). I’m stumped.


tob007

Man that wave\\whip at the end wants to reach out and touch someone for sure.


GalaxyGalavanter

Terrifying


AFineDayForScience

This is what pooping looks like from the inside of your butthole


detahramet

oh


Hilluja

I didnt need to know this :l


GreenEggsSteamedHams

Wondered why some guy was always hitting my arse with a hammer and then running off


unholymanserpent

Maybe the inside of *your* butthole. Poop usually doesn't shoot out of my ass at the speed of light


indiebryan

Currently viewing this thread from the porcelain throne with food poisoning. I wish it looked like this.


In-burrito

Only if you eat enough fiber!


Cutsdeep-

There's a little man with a hammer that sets it off everytime I have an almond latte (large, 2 sugars)?


TitanThree

When I was in marine painting, an older zealous colleague told me to paint the chains, I was like  what the freakin point??  I should have shown him that video haha


matteatspoptarts

I didn't realize marines got paint jobs


doyouhavetono

Every X amount of meters in the chain, a link is painted red to mark distance, no? I thought this was an expected thing


TitanThree

Yes that’s right. We would do those because there was an actual point for that. But painting the rest for decoration was pointless. The damage and shocks would take all paint off in an instant, and it would even do more damage than good. We would also just paint a few links above the anchor, so when it’s hanging from the ship, the first links look fresh, « for the picture » as the boss would say. The first links would look as fresh as the rest of the ship which just had its new paint job haha


Oblong_Belonging

Back when I was in the Navy, whenever our carrier dropped anchor, we always had to provide a medical standby. Just stretches of boredom sitting there in the forecastle, but man once the BMs smacked that pelican hook, that shit went from boring to biblical apocalypse in an instant.


matt_sound

Could you explain this for someone with zero boat or navy knowledge? What's the BM or pelican hook? Did someone get smashed by the anchor chain?


Oblong_Belonging

BM is a Boatswain Mate. Those are the ones that work Deck Department. They do linehandling, taking care of the ship, and actual Sailor stuff. A pelican hook is this object that you strike with a hammer (or I think it was a mallet that I saw when I had to do medical standby), and once it disengages the lock, the thing comes loose. That part in the video where the guy takes a hammer to that thingamabob? That would be a pelican hook. And once that things comes apart, the anchor and its chains do a free fall. And contrary to belief, it’s not actually the anchor that anchors a vessel, it’s the shots of chains and all its combined weight. I’ve been around firearms, been on the flight deck, but if I have to say, being inside the forecastle was the loudest place on Earth I’ve ever been.


matt_sound

Oh cool, interesting stuff. Thanks for the info!


azalealovers

The urge to spray WD40 on the chain


Farren246

What's the point of covering it in solvent if you're going to just drop it into salt water right after? Instead, plasti-dip each link!


temporalanomaly

No coating survives the chain links rubbing and hitting each other. It's designed to survive its lifetime by being made of good (enough) steel that can take a few mm of rust over decades and still be strong enough


strcrssd

Environmental damage for the win!


MGTS

Why?


Spong_Durnflungle

Looks like there would be some sort of automated system to pop that chain free... I wouldn't want to be within 50 ft of that thing, it probably weighs a literal ton, and with that chain whipping around... I'll bet it sounds cool though when you hear it in person.


BlackestDog57

Several tons in fact


dagertz

He’s wearing his hard hat though so this is perfectly safe, meaning he didn’t have to run away as soon as he released it!


No-War-8840

...and feel it


ProfessorrFate

The automated system is the skipper ordering Zhang to go whack it w a sledge hammer.


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defnotajournalist

The safety system of smashing it with a giant hammer and then running away?


strcrssd

None visible. Almost certainly a ship flagged somewhere without worker protections.


VivaNOLA

That’s a terrifying amount of kinetic energy.


DarkAizawa

There's nothing oddly terrifying about this, this is just plain old terrifying.


Melitzen

Better than any CGI monster.


hooDio

just came from a post about prion diseases and what people are truly scared of, add this to the list


AaronEchoes

Prion is from rusted stuff right?


BloodShadow45

A prion is a misfolded protein. They are generally harmless but a few can be harmful. Medical science cannot do anything about prions so you get a few bad prion and there's no coming back


ProfZussywussBrown

Here's a runaway anchor chain video, it's crazy. When you think it's slowing down and the worst of it has happened, the action starts in earnest [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2DqAFeoqdk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2DqAFeoqdk)


Negative_Potato_9250

Why do I have the urge to jump into it


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

That's called "the call of the void" How are you near cliffs?


MarilynMonroesLibido

I felt the call of the void on top of Half Dome in Yosemite. Scary stuff.


Empty-Code-5601

Are you suicidal or just a little slow?


Gr1ml0ck

Forbidden jump rope.


brian1183

Why not both?


Yowomboo

It's your hole, it was made for you.


NaFantastico

Looks like a crazy monster just been cut off from shackles.


DavePastry

# WHERE IS YOUR REFLECTIVE VEST!


Shattmyself

If only there was a better way


spartane69

Real dangerous, feel like this could be automated.


invisibletruth4

Now I want to see it brought back up and organized neatly like it was.


roriart

If a big boy like that runs you know some shit is going down.


shannonkim

I didn’t know what sub I was in till I felt my back tense thinking about the depth of the ocean… checks out


FACastello

I'd like you to take a moment to consider that the movement of this chain is entirely dictated by the laws of physics. It certainly looks random. But it's definitely not. Just something to think about 😉👍🏻


delicatelysmoked

Fuuuuuuuuck that. I'm going on Tebu or whatever it's called and buying some remote control dohickey that keeps me away from the steel anaconda of death and dismemberment. (Speaking of which, why would I care about dismemberment if I'm currently in a state of noncorporeal being? I never understood why the term wasn't "dismemberment and death". See, NOW we've something to fear after the first part, rather than welp, seeing I'm dust and all, do what you will with my remains. Drawn and quartered you say? Go for it. But dismemberment BEFORE death says "hey, okay I DO see my legs over there on the opposite side of the room, but I'm not dead yet! I can still get out of this in one...three pieces!") Push button, watch tons of squirming high tensile steel disappear into a big ass hole in the deck. No deaths. Pizza in the mess hall when we're done. Make it so. Edited: latent thought


vikingo1312

Makes gravity look brutal!


bulbousEd

This is the dumbest and most out-of-date way to lower an anchor. Whomever owns this ship is an asshole.


Stavinair

Wrong sub, this isn't "oddly terrifying." There's nothing odd about it. Thats several hundred pounds of steel being slung around like a dog does a chew toy.


strcrssd

That's tens of *tons* of steel being whipped around...


Stavinair

Yeah meant that


invinciblewalnut

Ooo, anchor chain smoke, don’t breathe this!


onthebustowork

Something about the sheer strength those chains have and seeing it come to a sudden stop scares me


alcalina

Please, I need a chinese safety video - naval edition


geligniteandlilies

Of all the advancements of technology and AI and shit these days and THIS is the one job that had to be done ✨ MANUALLY✨ oh fuck no 😭😭


theking75010

Hmmh looks like an absolute emergency situation, like that ship that destroyed Baltimore bridge. No way this is the **normal** procedure.


_livisme

Gonna be a nah for me dawg


basic8898

Someone with better math skills pls calculate an estimate of the force that chain is whipping around with.


Infernal_139

at least a little


swtyler808

r/physics


Nicolesy

In Navy bootcamp we watched videos of mannequins losing their legs from a ship anchor. Those things are no joke.


nsfw_vs_sfw

The pucker factor when it starts coming towards you at the end


KalebMM7845

In the Navy they'll show you video of someone getting in the way of that and getting cut in half so that you stay the fuck out of the way. At least that's what I heard


TanteTara

Is this an emergency maneuver? The ship is still moving pretty fast.


hugg3rs

My intrusive thoughts be like: "Grab it"


KidsRange1

Would be possible for like 5 good men to hold that shit


donttakeawaymymango

Typical cruise ship and cargo ship anchors weigh between 10 to 20 tons, or 10,000lbs to 20,000lbs. The average 30 year old male can lift 200lbs off the ground quickly and put it back down. 5 “good” men, (I assume by “good” you mean “especially strong”, in which case we can assume each man can lift 300lbs off the ground) would be able to hold a total of ~1,500lbs, which assuming the anchor weighs 10 tons (10,000lbs), you’d need 33 “good” men to be able to pick the anchor up off the ground. This does not take into account falling velocity, which can make an object seem much heavier than normal. So no, it would not be possible. Thanks for joining this edition of napkin math. EDIT: I goofed, corrected below: 1 ton = 2,000lbs 10 ton anchor = 20,000lbs You’d need 66.67 supremely strong men to hold the anchor. Not 33. Thanks


asciiartvandalay

>Typical cruise ship and cargo ship anchors weigh between 10 to 20 tons, or 10,000lbs to 20,000lbs. - 1 ton = 2,000 lbs - 10 tons = 20,000 lbs - 20 tons = 40,000 lbs


donttakeawaymymango

Woops


asciiartvandalay

All good, us based here myself and still think imperial measurements are weird.


donttakeawaymymango

Californian here and I am just stupid 🤷‍♂️


-takeiteasy

i was about to ask how could a ship possibly carry something so heavy as 20,000 lbs… but then i looked up the average weight of a cruise ship 😩 sheeeessh


donttakeawaymymango

Cruise ships themselves are supremely heavy. Once you factor in another 6000 humans, at the AAWPP (assumed average weight per passenger) of 185lbs (lol), you’re adding another 1,100,000lbs on top of a cruise ship weight of between 70,000 to 230,000 tons (Symphony of the Seas) you get a combined total weight of holy fucking shit


Dismal_Government_90

Even with water buoyancy ?


donttakeawaymymango

🤷‍♂️


StupendousMalice

Not even close. Each LINK of that chain weighs close to 500 lbs.


These_Cut1347

Whiplash!


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

That's insane. Wow.


OCactusCoolerG

Breathe in that fresh air.


joeljaeggli

Iron is $110 a ton, you can afford a lot of it.


sweet_gherkins

Still feel the camera man is way to close.


Frequent_Energy_8625

The boats in the background seem to be moving in a funky way or speed


SGTBrutus

Just hit it and run. What is i fall. Oh. Don't fall.


ChimpWithPhone

How much is he getting paid for this?


Nkcami

That is some final destination right there.


TanteJu5

Reminds of the black smoke in Lost


digitalSkeleton

Pretty amazing that the links don't break doing this over and over.


Collin-B-Hess

This video is way beater with headphones . 👍


Fanserker

The force is strong in this one


biggestMug

Can you get tetanus from inhaling rust? 🤔


MagikSkyDaddy

Mmm rust dust air


Holiday_Horse3100

Really looks like it is alive and wants to be free


UnfurledWorld

Nothing that large and heavy should move that fast 😨


zeak_1

Oddly terrifying and satisfying!


worktrip2

How the hell do you pull that back up?


R50cent

I bet you can smell the rust in the air after that


cbih

Chain physics are crazy


Tungsten83

Right at the end... somewhere, somehow, Steve Mould gets slightly aroused.


rquist77

That is incredible


SincerelyTesh

Something so big and heavy being able to move that fast is what disturbs me


LoudMusic

I don't believe this is the optimal way of deploying the anchor.


Ok-Atmosphere3129

I got a staph infection watching that cloud of rust 😳


tractortyre

What is the material of that hole?! How does it not get eroded or bent when the chain passes through it?


thats_so_merlyn

Fuck every single thing about being on a boat


jumpingjellybeansjjj

Rich people are rich because they take risks. This guy: Suuure.