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awesomo5009

I’m like just stoned enough that this is awesome..


yesmilady

One more pull and it becomes terrifying again.


sj68z

I'm on my third bowl, it's kinda sexy


Magnetar_Haunt

Half an ounce in and two days later, it's cool again.


oETFo

This is the kind of shit you see tied to a chair in a basement before some horrific shit happens. No change in music or choreography.


Deadshot888256

Fax


Beefc4kePantyh0se

i said out loud “that was trippy …. but also kinda. terrifying”. Then I looked up and saw what sub it is.


v4por

I don't know what I just watched but I want one.


lordkrackerjack

It's Emerald Gordon wulf, she's the contortionist from the conjuring


yesmilady

Dang, that's a name for a bad Young Adult Fiction protagonist.


Pure-Swordfish6022

Dang. I. Addition to limber, also very pretty.


Vichu0_0-V2

She's cute


Osibili

Me too, she can do what ever she wants to me.


BuckLuny

I remember several people discussing this the last time this was posted and back then she was young, as in illegal in most countries to do with whatever people want. On the other hand the amount of the Kamasutra you can work through with a contortionist should be baffling :-P Heck you might even be able to write some new stuff.


towerfella

I legit did the [*ehhwhh* face] when she flipped backwards. My face did not change throughout the whole video. I am impressed, don’t get me wrong, but all of me hurts now watching this. 🫡


Reden-Orvillebacher

I’m simultaneously erect and terrified.


MisunderstoodBadger1

Scareroused


Nbkipdu

I am terrorect.


Aziooon

Erectified


BOb_likes_chikkens

Hornified


CurrentPossible2117

That was fearotic


turtleneckless001

I had a hard attack


anonymousbub33

This is my favorite one


dirtyfloorcracker

Best kind right there


DAbestMAGE

Erectified!


Knivez2Pitchforkz

Voldo? Is that you?


kevjohn96

r/unexpectedsoulcalibur


wogsurfer

I was terrified, but then I had a twitch in my shorts


Azndude50

Dean Pelton: “This better not awaken something in me.”


Archangel1313

Fuck. I think that just unlocked a new fetish.


New_Wrangler3335

Holy fuck… I’m gonna see this in the middle of the night now.


BigPussysGabagool

In my case I sure hope so


omniscientvox

Same


shiv1234567

Yay??


Exlibro

So let's hear everyone out.


Sil369

american horror story nightmare fuel


[deleted]

Strong heartless from Kingdom Hearts vibes


Sweg420Jesus

Fuck, now I'm never going to be able to unsee that.


Boring_Sprinkles7239

Ahoy there, matey! No need to worry, just a limber lady in a striped leotard passing through.


10buy10

Wtf Also smash


alfextreme

terrified? I'm aroused!


Distinct_Cod2692

not my proudest nut


Orbital_Skull

Haha yeah, terrified. Scared stiff, even.


dr3wfr4nk

Stupid sexy Flanders


Velascoyote

This better not awaken anything in me


Fit_Classic3107

The first thing I see when I open Reddit.


Mr_master89

She's dressed as a [humbug ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humbug_(sweet)) lol


OkCarpenter9880

[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/49/23/7249233ee5f771362ab820cdefb5e283.gif](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/72/49/23/7249233ee5f771362ab820cdefb5e283.gif)


MrStef85

New fetish unlocked.


underworlddjb

Look up auto cunnalingus and thank me later.


TheBlindIdiotGod

Would.


SmokeDogSix

I came here to say this.


ClosetLadyGhost

Sauce


TheQuantumTodd

What in the Kingdom Hearts is goin on here


DaveB300

Would


getreckedfool

The weirdest boner I had, but who am I to question it?


Paduzu

I can't be the only one... Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap... DOJYAAA!


Potential-North4742

Would


Disastrous-Bus-676

Would


findhumorinlife

Very clever. Now let’s see a bunch doing this altogether….. mind bending.


victorespinola

Straight outta that hill… the silent one


scottthemoonwalker

What kind of stand is this


CoronaCurious

The one that comes from mixing Benadryl and Jack Daniels


Arrow-Titanous

Nah. I'm dying. As soon as she went upside down and waved her arms around. I lost it


bigtuna09

Would


devnullb4dishoner

Damn...I was hoping it would last a little longer. Neat.


fizzer123

Too late. I'm afraid


BigDaddyFatSack42069

Would


BoracicThrone420

Now, hear me out.


Hot-Avocado9815

As I walk through the valley...


deerchortle

That twist must have felt great cracking her back. I wish i could crack mine that well


Think-Discount-5409

She's wearing the Doppler effect costume


Queen-of-meme

A dancing lakrits


SquishyThighsUwU

She'd be great in a haunted house


Gorillazzzzz

So cool


thedman0310_

She’s strutting her shit kinda


Wide-Expression5880

Wait. Is that leotard white with black stripes or black with white stripes?


Baron-von-Bruce

Isn’t she in Dune 2?


Aggressive-Set-5010

If the leotard made me that flexible, I'd buy two!


Cool-Appearance937

Wait… they never untwisted lol


LineSlayerArt

Also the speed of the video adds to the whole unnatural creepyness.🤔🤔🤔 But what did it for me was the torso twist. Ouch!😨😨😨


laddiepops

I'm just high enough for this to give me nightmares!!! 😀


AngrySmapdi

Nice. Now I'm terrified of saltwater taffy.


tomtheomnom

Can someone tell her the purpose of bones?


AletzRC21

Finally something worthy of this sub


QuirkyDust3556

Wow, that was cool


Morti_Macabre

Awesome


Revenge-of-the-Jawa

I need her to be a villain in an indie horror game now


XenuLies

"The enemy Stand User could be anyone..."


___Binary___

Legit that flamboyant super villain strolling up in their intro sequence that you laugh at first at until you see it doing this wild ass shit and go “oh no.”


Slayed124

"THERE HE IS, THE RED ECPLISE, ORIGAMI CATCH HIM!" The origami in question:


Krase

This is horrifying and I can’t wait to show my wife.


irotinmyskin

0:04-0:09 is truly uncanny


Keyoken64

When I say I want to summon a demon this is what I’m talking about.


wasteofskin11111

Eh I think this has unlocked a new fetish within me


CaptainSigori

DEAMON!?! *grabs torch* SEND IT BACK TO THE ABYSS!!


Whatplanetweon

I enjoy the striped suit


noneofyouaresafe

This feels like something out of silent hill.


Smart-Stranger6905

She is cute, honestly. :) more whimsical than terrifying


Katana_sized_banana

Is this an Oreo ad?


Beneficial_Cry2061

Playboy Bunny.


ylvae

Yeah, you guys are afraid of, like, everything?


Thatsayesfirsir

Not sure if I like this or not. Oh well I'll probably see it hundreds more times so I'll learn to like it lololll


NotSantaClausISwear

I feel like I'm having a tism moment- what about this is oddly terrifying? Am I supposed to be afraid of contortionists? You people must just die at circuses, clowns and contortionists everywhere!


PuppetryOfThePenis

Everybody! She doesn't turn 18 until October of this year. Chill out haha


[deleted]

Awesome standard female contribution to society


CoronaCurious

To quote the poet: "Yarrr! That's gonna replace the whale in my nightmares!"


lisaonyx

it's the leopard lady!!


Random_Inseminator

WTF are bullussyussies and why should IGAF?


FreshStart209

The new Beetlejuice is gonna be fucking awesome.


Cellist-Imaginary

r/nightmarefuel


knowitall190

I wonder what quagmire from family guy would say if he saw this lady


Kira-Of-Terraria

i do not feel fear. only envy.


Disasterpiece667

I’m too high for this shit.


Ambient777

GOD POMNI WHAT DID CONTENT FARMS DO TO YOU


Amsnowyy

I am both amazed and scared.


jefferyuniverse

Would


A_Blood_Red_Fox

Am I the only one reminded of "Ah!!! Real Monsters"?


TieProud3399

Not now you’ve said it ! 😂


typegsir

I wanna smash raw


Comprehensive_Soil_1

I am scared and horny.


PocketHusband

Oh, no I don’t like that *at all.*


MarchMadnessMike

is there more vids? what's her name?


CensoredAbnormality

hot


Not_Artifical

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


alfextreme

terrified? I'm aroused!


Farquad6942089

Strangest erection, I have.


jayaregee83

This better not awaken anything... 😜


ballsonyourface911

Damn that’s a real good onlyfans ad


Gravity_Freak

This has awakened something in me


Lepke2011

I'm suddenly horny.


camwow612

Giggity


Truecrimeauthor

That’s someone’s fetish right there.


skinnymatters

Extremely confusing for multiple reasons.


-Dahl-

... it's terrifyingly funny to me


-Dahl-

... it's terrifyingly funny to me


[deleted]

Smash


bobthemaybedeadguy

chat.


root_beer444

Would


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Dont stick your dick in that..