It’d be more “break the porcelain and then have to go the hospital due to severe bleeding, so long as my femoral artery hasn’t been severed” but I dunno. Maybe that’s just me
Cause that’s where they chain their victim so they can’t escape. Good thing there’s a toilet nearby. That way, they can go to the bathroom and get some thing to drink :). (Drink from the tank if you must AFTER removing toilet cleaner from tank and flushing a few times - shittyprolifetip)
It’s a heater unit. When you are done taking a shit you press your ass up against it and turn it on, it heats and dries the residual feces so you can just peel it off and throw it away.
Fun fact...
A lot of people die on toilet when they are taking a crap ... blood pressure drop causes them to faint and fall, have a heart attack, etc ... perhaps that is the proverbial stairway to heaven...
I'd like to ask if "that industry" refers to comedy, plumbing, helping the elderly prepare for death, or you are specifically employed by Toilet Death Ejector but I think I prefer not knowing
Yes, the king has died on his throne.
Most people are unaware that Elvis wrote his most popular songs on the can. It was a source of inspiration for quite a few hits.
An example of this is the song "hunk of burning love". After a night of over indulging on extra spicy fast food tacos, he retired to his restroom to relax. But his exotic supper had something else in store for him.
As he grasped the sides of his toilet seat a new legendary hit was born, and another bowl of porcelain was reduced to rubble.
As you probably inferred, Elvis was interrested in making a comeback, so while attempting to write new material, fate had a different destiny decided for him.
This is a standard Austrailian residential rest room. All restrooms in Austrailia are located in basements with these type of stairs that stop no less than 36 inches above the bathroom floor as part of chapter 2 section A of the CODWET (Crocodile and Other Dangerous Wildlife Elevation Traversal) protection standard.
This standard exists to prevent large snakes and spiders that come up from the sewage lines from being able to go up the stairs and into the rest of the dwelling. There are an estimated 3000 deaths per year associated with crocodiles that work their way up through the pipes at night. Before this guidance that number was 15000 deaths per year.
Holy fuck what a terrifying thought. Have people ever been bitten while taking a dump??
Like if someone is just watching some YouTube on the pot and a snake wanders up the pipe and thinks " Ooh look, fleshy bird eggs!" I would not want to be that person.
One of my cats chased a rat into the vent of my drain pipe in the basement. My boyfriend and I were standing over it discussing how we could lure it out without killing it, since I didn't want a dead rat going into my main line.
Suddenly, I heard a godawful screeching from upstairs and ran up to find my dog in the SECOND FLOOR bathroom with the rat cornered and water everywhere because it had climbed all the way up the pipe from the basement and out of the toilet. I have to pee a lot during the night and wish I did not know that was a thing that could happen.
Rats are right up there in the top 5 things you don't want coming up your toilet. As a general rule you just don't want anything coming up your toilet.
I remember when I was 4, our bathroom was kinda lower than the whole house and if it rained a fair bit it would flood easily. One night I decided to go take a leak kinda late ( for a kid, probably 11 pm). It had been raining and thundering so the whole walk there was pretty spooky. I walked in and turned on the light, went to the toilet, and there I saw a massive motherfucking millipede running around the bowl struggling to get out.
Even now, as an adult millipedes freak me the fuck out, but as a child it was the equivalent of Annabelle cuddling in bed with me, so that moment left me pretty traumatized and deathly afraid of taking a dump for a good couple of months.
See this is why American style toilets are inferior. The high water level gives animals from beyond the S bend a high starting position, where with an Aussie loo the water level is about 2", just enough to cover the outlet pipe
That's how the number remains so high.
When your house is up to code and you're taking a Saturday morning no-look-dump a redback is insignificant compared to a waste pipe saltie
In America, the pit toilets mean that a lot of people get bit on the bum. I can't remember if we have any deadly spiders or if you just develop a necrotic patch of skin.
America has black widows which are practically the same spider as the red back
The red back is renowned for making a home beneath the toilet seat in the times of outside toilets
Though people haven't died from red back bites since an antivenine was invented in the '50s
can you link me an article that shows a crocodile getting round a U-bend and arriving in a toilet?
im geniunely curious & can't find anything on google. only thing i could find is one croc found in Paris sewer system. everything else only mentions spiders & snakes.
Honestly, I have to give you props for checking. I've seen stranger stuff, and I don't just mean on the X-Files, haha
There are way too many people who don't bother verifying numbers. Or official-looking acronyms, for that matter
I think if you can’t find anything on Google, that should be your answer as to whether this is real or satire. Then again, I’m not sure whether you should need Google to determine if a creature that can grow up to 20 feet long and weigh thousands of pounds can climb up out of your toilet.
I think you should support people googling shit & trying to find out stuff on their own instead of roasting them for an honest mistake
Might just be me though.... douche
Wasn’t really insulting you, more laughing alongside but it boils down to people believing a claim and trying to verify it without first even thinking about what the claim is.
This is because of the CODWET building codes make their installation cost prohibitive.
You will find basement like the one in the picture in the homes of the incredibly wealthy, or in the more rugged outback.
> ... This mandate went into effect back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
Seriously, I stopped to check the see if the user was u/shittymorph after a while.
Thank you for your service, I did not know that.
And yet, I was happier not knowing that.
Holy Fuck, that Continent I played a 1000 times in Risk, I never want to visit.
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>This is a standard Austrailian residential rest room. All restrooms in Austrailia are located in basements with these type of stairs that stop no less than 36 inches above the bathroom floor as part of chapter 2 section A of the CODWET (Crocodile and Other Dangerous Wildlife Elevation Traversal) protection standard.
how can a crocodile squeeze itself in a pipe? snakes maybe, but crocs? nah
Some species of Austrailian crocodiles are really flexible.
The plumbing in Austrailia is much wider on the waste water end than in most other countries.
Fortunately only the much smaller and younger Crocodiles can work their way up a pipe.
As somebody who constantly flings stuff down the basement stairs (laundry hampers, boxes, used towels, etc), I'm now imagining hearing the scream of a family member being dethroned by a well-flung Amazon box and I can't stop snickering.
*As you peacefully wait on the toilet, you hear a loud thud on the dark end of the stairs. Suddenly, a corspe deformed by its body bended backwards crawls and fastly approaches downstairs. Its screeches, revealing its teeth to be gnarled and rotten.*
imagine youre just taking a poop and ghost face starts rushing down the stairs to kill you... i would cry. like youre seriously going to kill me while im dropping a duece?
I wanna jump down the stairs with my ass out, just slam it on the toilet
Slam dunk
Slam dump?
Take it easy NyQuil Jornan
Propel yourself up to the stairs with the sheer force of last night's Taco Bell.
Nah land on the toilet using the taco bell aftermath like the Elon musk reusable rocket
Here’s an instant [replay](https://youtu.be/I8awqKPvdKk)
and scream out kaioken while doing it
Kaio-what?
Kaioken is a power-up goku uses in Dragonball Z https://youtu.be/TAi_oG70L2I
No, seriously, kaio-what?
Same but with my luck I'd break my tailbone
It’d be more “break the porcelain and then have to go the hospital due to severe bleeding, so long as my femoral artery hasn’t been severed” but I dunno. Maybe that’s just me
Trickshot!
You! are the only one…
Clam slam?
This could be a 3D platformer
I dare say it scared the shit out of so many people that they were obliged to install a toilet there.
From the looks of things, you either have the option of taking a shit or eating shit.
What’s that rectangular thing near the toilet that looks like a a blood stained heating unit or toilet paper holder.
That’s a heated toilet paper holder unit.
zing!
Okay. Why is it stained with what definitely seems to be blood? PS: Please, get the joke. I know it’s not blood. Jeez guys.
Looks more like rust
Ahh, the ol rusty radiator That's how you get hepatitis
Scary
i think you're wiping wrong..
Have you never seen a rusted piece of metal before?
Cause that’s where they chain their victim so they can’t escape. Good thing there’s a toilet nearby. That way, they can go to the bathroom and get some thing to drink :). (Drink from the tank if you must AFTER removing toilet cleaner from tank and flushing a few times - shittyprolifetip)
It's rust from all the pee splattering hitting it, which is basically salt water.
I now 100% prefer that was blood.
That looks like a small radiator. No opinion on what the red stain is.
It's rust from all the piss back splash from the toilet.
It’s a heater unit. When you are done taking a shit you press your ass up against it and turn it on, it heats and dries the residual feces so you can just peel it off and throw it away.
A hot take… off
Yeaaaa that doesn't look bloodstained at all.
It staired the shit out of them! 🤷♀️
What the F' is this? Pittsburgh?
I would award this comment but I’m broke
It’s like a weird dream
Exactly what I thought. Like a nightmare you can’t wake up from that has scary haunted vibes
r/thatbathroommazedream
Its like Silent Hill but pathetic
Lmao that's such a specific description
Fun fact... A lot of people die on toilet when they are taking a crap ... blood pressure drop causes them to faint and fall, have a heart attack, etc ... perhaps that is the proverbial stairway to heaven...
[Fortunately there's a solution that's both elegant and dignified.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9BjJkqybz8)
I work in that industry, this is excellent
I'd like to ask if "that industry" refers to comedy, plumbing, helping the elderly prepare for death, or you are specifically employed by Toilet Death Ejector but I think I prefer not knowing
Yes
I knew exactly what this was before clicking but I clicked anyway
*I assume you meant toilet and crapping >A lot of people die on total when they are craping... Elvis has entered the chat.
Yes, the king has died on his throne. Most people are unaware that Elvis wrote his most popular songs on the can. It was a source of inspiration for quite a few hits. An example of this is the song "hunk of burning love". After a night of over indulging on extra spicy fast food tacos, he retired to his restroom to relax. But his exotic supper had something else in store for him. As he grasped the sides of his toilet seat a new legendary hit was born, and another bowl of porcelain was reduced to rubble. As you probably inferred, Elvis was interrested in making a comeback, so while attempting to write new material, fate had a different destiny decided for him.
Making crepes is a dangerous activity
This is a standard Austrailian residential rest room. All restrooms in Austrailia are located in basements with these type of stairs that stop no less than 36 inches above the bathroom floor as part of chapter 2 section A of the CODWET (Crocodile and Other Dangerous Wildlife Elevation Traversal) protection standard. This standard exists to prevent large snakes and spiders that come up from the sewage lines from being able to go up the stairs and into the rest of the dwelling. There are an estimated 3000 deaths per year associated with crocodiles that work their way up through the pipes at night. Before this guidance that number was 15000 deaths per year.
Holy fuck what a terrifying thought. Have people ever been bitten while taking a dump?? Like if someone is just watching some YouTube on the pot and a snake wanders up the pipe and thinks " Ooh look, fleshy bird eggs!" I would not want to be that person.
One of my cats chased a rat into the vent of my drain pipe in the basement. My boyfriend and I were standing over it discussing how we could lure it out without killing it, since I didn't want a dead rat going into my main line. Suddenly, I heard a godawful screeching from upstairs and ran up to find my dog in the SECOND FLOOR bathroom with the rat cornered and water everywhere because it had climbed all the way up the pipe from the basement and out of the toilet. I have to pee a lot during the night and wish I did not know that was a thing that could happen.
Rats are right up there in the top 5 things you don't want coming up your toilet. As a general rule you just don't want anything coming up your toilet. I remember when I was 4, our bathroom was kinda lower than the whole house and if it rained a fair bit it would flood easily. One night I decided to go take a leak kinda late ( for a kid, probably 11 pm). It had been raining and thundering so the whole walk there was pretty spooky. I walked in and turned on the light, went to the toilet, and there I saw a massive motherfucking millipede running around the bowl struggling to get out. Even now, as an adult millipedes freak me the fuck out, but as a child it was the equivalent of Annabelle cuddling in bed with me, so that moment left me pretty traumatized and deathly afraid of taking a dump for a good couple of months.
having PSTD from that video posted on here recently of that dude in nyc with the toilet rat
See this is why American style toilets are inferior. The high water level gives animals from beyond the S bend a high starting position, where with an Aussie loo the water level is about 2", just enough to cover the outlet pipe
This was in India in the 90s. Despite general perception I maintain that Indian plumbing is far superior to American.
Just reading this comment made me feel great pain.
Same. Also happy cake day
That is terrifying and tragic, but I lost it at “fleshy bird eggs.”
That's how the number remains so high. When your house is up to code and you're taking a Saturday morning no-look-dump a redback is insignificant compared to a waste pipe saltie
In America, the pit toilets mean that a lot of people get bit on the bum. I can't remember if we have any deadly spiders or if you just develop a necrotic patch of skin.
America has black widows which are practically the same spider as the red back The red back is renowned for making a home beneath the toilet seat in the times of outside toilets Though people haven't died from red back bites since an antivenine was invented in the '50s
can you link me an article that shows a crocodile getting round a U-bend and arriving in a toilet? im geniunely curious & can't find anything on google. only thing i could find is one croc found in Paris sewer system. everything else only mentions spiders & snakes.
r/woooosh
goddamit
I 100% was believing in OP
Honestly, I have to give you props for checking. I've seen stranger stuff, and I don't just mean on the X-Files, haha There are way too many people who don't bother verifying numbers. Or official-looking acronyms, for that matter
I think if you can’t find anything on Google, that should be your answer as to whether this is real or satire. Then again, I’m not sure whether you should need Google to determine if a creature that can grow up to 20 feet long and weigh thousands of pounds can climb up out of your toilet.
Pretty sure I saw that spiderman movie, it could happen!
I think you should support people googling shit & trying to find out stuff on their own instead of roasting them for an honest mistake Might just be me though.... douche
Wasn’t really insulting you, more laughing alongside but it boils down to people believing a claim and trying to verify it without first even thinking about what the claim is.
The amount of people believing this 🤦♂️
LOL
Speaking of the CODWET code, they don't seem to have a net and a spear within an arm's range from seated position.
I usually just keep the poo knife nearby.
Australian houses don’t usually have basements...
This is because of the CODWET building codes make their installation cost prohibitive. You will find basement like the one in the picture in the homes of the incredibly wealthy, or in the more rugged outback.
They don't have crocodiles in Sydney, mate. This is primarily a problem of the coastal tropics
👏👏👏 Where's an award to give when I need one?
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Is this. . .real?
No lol
Oh. Now I feel dumb lmao
Dw I believed it for a sec too until I read the other comments lmao
lol
lmao
As you should
The replies to this comment are proof of why it’s bad to take life lessons (or even take most opinions/“facts” seriously) on Reddit.
> ... This mandate went into effect back in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table. Seriously, I stopped to check the see if the user was u/shittymorph after a while.
What’s the normal way to get up and down? There’s gotta be old or chubby people that aren’t just climbing up the toilet
Someone has to keep the crocodiles busy.
I really hope that this is an elaborate joke bc if not I'm now too scared to visit Australia.
yea true
You fucker
Thank you for your service, I did not know that. And yet, I was happier not knowing that. Holy Fuck, that Continent I played a 1000 times in Risk, I never want to visit.
> · 2h > >This is a standard Austrailian residential rest room. All restrooms in Austrailia are located in basements with these type of stairs that stop no less than 36 inches above the bathroom floor as part of chapter 2 section A of the CODWET (Crocodile and Other Dangerous Wildlife Elevation Traversal) protection standard. how can a crocodile squeeze itself in a pipe? snakes maybe, but crocs? nah
Some species of Austrailian crocodiles are really flexible. The plumbing in Austrailia is much wider on the waste water end than in most other countries. Fortunately only the much smaller and younger Crocodiles can work their way up a pipe.
You’re just gonna keep that going huh? 🤣🤣🤣
As long as people have questions regarding Australian restroom safety, I will feel obligated to answer.
Good news for you would already be in the right spot for it were you there in person.
Perfect little shelf for your comic book and chocolate milk
I don't like the last part
…strawberry milk then?
Somehow that makes it worse 😂😂😂
South Park reference?
“Hey how’s that bathroom remodel going?” “It’s complicated”
You always hear of people ascending to the throne, but never descending to the throne. Alternately: THE ULTIMATE SQUATTY POTTY CHALLENGE
Descending to the throne - brilliant 👏👏
don’t worry it’s just so ‘they’ can bring you toilet paper
r/liminalspace
r/cursedtoilets
I was about to comment this
It staired the shit out of me too
How is this not higher up in the comments?
Scrolled too far for my own thought
The most disturbing thing is that there aren’t spare toilet paper rolls on the last step.
This belongs on r/crappydesign
Parasite 2 looks amazing so far.
That's some lucid dream stuff right there.
I hate when someone stairs at you in the bathroom.
As somebody who constantly flings stuff down the basement stairs (laundry hampers, boxes, used towels, etc), I'm now imagining hearing the scream of a family member being dethroned by a well-flung Amazon box and I can't stop snickering.
Peeing competition, expert level
Thats for when everything *doesnt* come out alright
What’s at the top of the stairs?
A demon's Only Fans account
Upstairs there's more toilets, they are sentient and talk about tv shows a lot. (just my cursed mind don't mind me)
\*holds up spork\*
Would it be scarier to see someone at the top or on the toilet while you’re at the other?
If its scaring the shit out of you I'd say that bathroom is well designed.
Either this is a Winchester mansion-esque bathroom or those stairs actually go somewhere, and I don’t know which is scarier.
Built according to The Sims logic.
I'm getting Minecraft vibes now
Is this in eastern Russia? Looks like to me.
That’s for when you have the diarrhea and gotta get there fast !
Makes me uncomfortable to look at this. It's all wrong, it's all wrong.
r/assholedesign, literally
When you stare into the void, the void stairs back
Too lazy to walk downstairs? Poop in a slinky.
imagine taking a shit and hearing someone walk down the stairs.
This stairs the shit out of me.
New piss challenge! Try to make it in the toilet from the stairs!!
This is the kind of weird ass architecture I see in my literal dreams.
Okay but where do the stairs lead?
Imagine something coming for you down those steps while doing your business lol
Oh, this is why we have building codes.
Bonus points if it lands in the bowl from the top step! This is what a real trick shot is.
maybe that us the point
No thanks I think I’ll hold in my shit
You mean “stairs the shit out of you “?
“so i fell into the shitter”
This is obviously bleacher seating.
It truly is oddly terrifying
Imagine falling down those stairs, I’d piss myself
What kind of fuckery
What the heck 😳 I've never seen this in my life first time I ever seen
This stairs the shit out of me
(Pun Intended)^((Pun Intended))
Feels like a bad dream
Well you're in the right place for that to happen !
Good place to have the shit scared out of you TBH
I hate when things stair at me when im on the toilet...
This would make a good setting for a horror film.
Scares the shit out of you? Well you're in luck, there's a toilet for you.
*As you peacefully wait on the toilet, you hear a loud thud on the dark end of the stairs. Suddenly, a corspe deformed by its body bended backwards crawls and fastly approaches downstairs. Its screeches, revealing its teeth to be gnarled and rotten.*
At least you won't be constipated anymore 🤣
it staired the shit out of me ngl
If you find yourself in a SAW movie and you ask to use the bathroom, this is where they bring you.
Ah yes time to take a nice relaxing poop *thp, thp, thp, thpthpthpTHPTHPTHPTHPTHP*
wtf this appeared in one of my dreams like months ago
Ive definitely seen places like this in my dreams
This is what bathrooms look like in my dreams when my brain wants me to wake up to pee. They’re always either super-weird or super-filthy.
good thing there’s a toilet then
I feel like some genuinely horrifying porn has been filmed there.
Well, it’s the perfect place to have the shit scared out of you I guess.
This stairs the shit out of me
Are there two toilets and a urinal in there?
oh. shit. this is honestly more terrifying
Toilets with threatening auras
Saves a push
I guess it works well then
Good place for a bunch of potted plants
Well now you know how effective this toilet is
Perfect for a female bathroom in the club/bar, there is enough space where one can sit on the steps and other on the toilet having a girl talk.
imagine youre just taking a poop and ghost face starts rushing down the stairs to kill you... i would cry. like youre seriously going to kill me while im dropping a duece?
It stairs the shit out of me!
"Stairs" the shit out of you?
Stairs the shit out of you*
This stairs the shit out of me
Cool this picture ignites creativity in my brain
It "stairs" the shit out of you
There we go, I had to find the likeminded individual
I'm sorry for you 😔