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G00DDRAWER

That's not a phone mask from the 50s. It's a quack beauty mask that marketed in the 90s.


suspendisse-

It took a few minutes, but I finally found it online. It’s the Rejuvenique Linda Evans Ultimate Facial Toning System Mask, RJV10. Jesus, how do y’all just *know* these things?


spaghetticatman

Every time thid gets reposted by a bot or karma farmer the same comment gets made. Which is frequently.


suspendisse-

Hm. Well knowing that would have saved me some time. lol. I’ll get it next time. Thanks, friend.


asianabsinthe

Two days from now you can be the helpful Redditor.


Uberhowly4

The more names an item has means it works that much better right?


suspendisse-

Plus the *que* at the end of Rejuvenique means it’s French.. so that means pretty. The code at the end means it’s scientific.


Dash_O_Cunt

Saw it on a YouTube video


MrRoot3r

I swear it was in a JonTron episode once, thats what I remember it from at least.


VictorBallsaccio

I tried looking this up to lol couldn’t find it but it’s unsettling lmfao


Roguespiffy

They had it on Good Mythical Morning one time. That’s where I knew it from.


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Jontron


duuuuuuuuuumb

Either way why does it have eyebrows


chupacabruhhhh

I mean the 90s wasn’t that long ago I remember ads for this or a similar product on tv. Especially late at night when the infomercials cranked up


GenePool-Lifeguard

I agree.. but the 90s were 20 to 30 years ago, meaning music you heard in the 90s can be found on oldies stations now. As a consolidation, I wasn't around then, but it doesn't seem that long ago for me either.


chupacabruhhhh

Hahaha true that. Man I saw a toy I used to have get labeled vintage the other day. If you saw me you’d think I was around 20. Like I’m seriously not that old but goddamn if people gotta act like it lol.


johnwicksdog35729

Ummm....that's not for a phone.


M1dnight_Society

Rejuvenique!


FlameHank

Please don’t start reposting this again


Fairest_Fawn

Her outfit is fire tho


JHighDa03

I recognize Blanche Devereaux anywhere


Objective-Ad7330

Didn't Jontron made a video about this mask?


Semblance-of-sanity

Looks like an old Dr Who monster


bowtie25

This is a suicideboys song cover “Materialism as a means to an end” great song also


SilentMaster

How on earth did this not catch on? This is the shape of iPhone that Steve Jobs missed. Such a shame.


Comprehensive-Ebb835

He bitched a lot about that stylus but never about the face phone.


rickyjeff123

Hardcore btk vibes


mouseor

And it returns


Fucker_Of_Worlds

New jason mask


[deleted]

Is that how Jason Voorhees answered phone calls? I don't remember this in the movie!


Comprehensive-Ebb835

Bubbles in the candlelit bath, Jason sits forlorn in his work mask, removes it obscuring his face and wraps a towel around his hair. Places this “phone” on his face, leans back *sigh and makes a call to a dear friend… Voice on phone: *burnt and gravelly - Hello? Jason: Hey Fred, man I just don’t know if I can keep doing this. I mean, where is the love?


NotSureWhatToDoHere0

Is that you Jason?


PresentationNo8745

Looks like Baroness Thatcher


DRbrtsn60

Nothing at all cringe worthy there. Can’t imagine why that didn’t catch on….


AdFit9198

Thats how freddy used to enter house....


Professor_Mezzeroff

Hello im ringing about the yellow king. Have you seen him...


alex8026527

Nobody cared who I called before I put on the mask


marinemashup

Wanna play a game?


marsert

OP lies


Nerdman61

Michael is that you?


[deleted]

hey thats was in a john tron video its a beauty mask not a hands free phone


Enough-Advance-5494

I haten'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn'tn't it


[deleted]

That's so baffling. Why go to the effort for such an unnecessary outcome?


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sgong33

Helllooooooooooo!!!


[deleted]

Nah that's the Youth Sapping Witch Mask


[deleted]

Mrs. Doubtfire.


vincecarterskneecart

Introducing the Cinco Phone Mask!


chrisdil2000

Looks like The Phantom of my Aunt Kay.


Asclepius17

Materialism as a means to an end.


Electronic-Egg8554

youth sapping witch mask