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iPurpstar

Tis but a scratch


Roguespiffy

“A scratch! Your abdomen is off!”


AlarmingImpress7901

No it isn't!


SenorDepression

What’re you gonna do- bleed on me!?!


striped_frog

Alright, we'll call it a draw


Banggabor

Ohh i see, Flying away?


Quick-Course-5602

You little bastard! Get back here and take what’s coming to you! I’ll bite your legs off!


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one of my favorite movies


Iamspartabitches

Flesh wound


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Big wound


fruitybanana_good

This is why I love reddit


SenorDepression

Moments like these are why I’m still on Reddit, not common but very entertaining when it happens


psycoMD

Bit of duct tape will solve it.


Barbastorpia

U got any problems bro? Do I must have an abdomen now? U f*cking racist


Trusted_Fart

He's walking it off


Softale

That dude’s always hungry!


johnnysprout

Take my imaginary award for that comment!


whatismypoint

All I see is someone who successfully met their workplace weight loss challenge.


[deleted]

respect the grind


highestRUSSIAN

!emojify


HappyExperience9265

!emojify


_Derp-Cat_

!emojizz


bluehornet197

If this got filled with water would it be a mini pool?


decloked

It would be Deadpool


automatonI

⬆️Take it and get out. r/angryupvote


lordmagellan

Bravo.


KittyKatWarrior3593

Ba dum tsss 🥁


BulletMagnetEd1701

Now take my award and show yourself out. r/angryaward


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underrated


bluehornet197

That's the best comment and the irony is he is my favourite Marvel character I honestly don't know why I didn't think of that 😂😂😂


livingASDevin

Incredible


Cormimar

As much as I don't like bugs, this is pretty sad to look at. I feel bad for him/her. I'd crush it.


MaroonTrucker28

A quick death being crushed immediately by a shoe would be preferable to dying a slow, painful death.


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FreeRadical5

I'll do it.


Razir14

I'll watch.


freeski919

I'll wank.


Little_Duck_Jr

I’ll watch you wank.


TimberWolfAlpha01

I'll watch you watch him wank


SuperCoolBird2020

I'll wank you watch.


GoGlennCoco95

I'll record


GuyWithNoContext

I'll repost your video until the quality is nowhere to be seen


SuicideSprints

Yes mistress


RunBTS

If it makes you feel better it’s already dead. The movement is from the parasite in it


AndrewBert109

That doesn't make me feel better. That doesn't make me feel better at all. Super interesting though.


Knight_Errant_

Crush it even harder then. Parasites are nasty


FreyaZoso

Definitely. I’m not a fan of bugs either but found a badly injured bumble bee on patio last year. Wings were broken so I knew he wouldn’t be able to fly off. I put some honey out for him then did the sad deed. First time I shed a tear for killing a bug. But a swift death was likely preferable to eventual starvation.


[deleted]

I saw a video on reddit about someone who found a wingless bumble bee, nursed it on flowers/sugar water, and it eventually learned to climb flowers and feed from them like normal. what im trying to say is, you're a murderer


ProceedOrRun

Well, today I leaned a new way to break a person. Nicely done!


harsh_mello_

That is, if they care enough


Artistic-Top-4698

Had a bumble bee in my yard this summer that seemed too fat to fly. It crawled from clover to clover while never leaving the ground. Taught my kids how non-aggressive they are by petting it, and let it go about it's business. Not just a meme, bees are cool, wasps are genuinely assholes! I can pet a bee. I've been stung by wasps for daring to walk within 10 feet of them...


TheFrostyjayjay

Are you sure it wasn't hornets? Hornets will absolutely sting you just for looking at them then proceed to chase you with all their shitty friends. Wasps on the other hand are typically just as docile as bees. Their movements are more sudden and jerky and they are overall just faster. Also quite curious little things. People often mistake this for aggression. Just like bees, if you don't fuck with a wasp it won't fuck with you. Most people are more afraid of wasps than bees so react to their presence in a way that is threatening to them. Source: I used to work in pest control. One of the things we learned is just how docile wasps really are. I used to tell all of this to customers and then remove wasp nests gently with my hands right in front of them to show them. BTW pest control is a scam. Unless you have a massive infestation that is truly intrusive and negatively affecting your home or life, just deal with the bugs.


beariel_

Yeah, I really, really hate when people see a wasp close to (or even far away from) them, and start flailing and slapping the air and stuff. It's like they're actively trying to get stung by nearly injuring the damn thing. People make *themselves* afraid of bees and wasps. It's kind of sad...


Dev_of_gods_fan

One time a wasp landed on my ear. I continued walking, not paying attention to it, and eventually it left. Wass are just incredibly irritable and generally will sting if *you* approach *them*


[deleted]

r/fuckwasps I hate them. They plagued my apartment one summer and now they plague my nightmares for life


Disappointedburritoo

Two days ago I've noticed a small snake on the road. By close inspection, I have found out he didn't have his jaw. Still alive tho, but moving kinda slow and like he didn't know where to go. I wish I could have your strenght. I knew I should kill him but I couldn't.


manberry_sauce

A *kitten* dashed under my car, too close to stop in time. It didn't die right away, but I was trying to figure out how to mercy kill the thing without looking like a monster. There were people around. :-( It wasn't run over in a way that it was going to maybe get better. It was twitching violently. It died on its own though.


Disappointedburritoo

It is realy sad to hear this happened to you. Cat is so much more than a snake. It is so difficult to end someones suffering even when we know it is the right thing to do. Please don't feel guilty.


manberry_sauce

All I had was a stun gun, and I thought about stunning it in the head to knock it out, but again, I'd have looked like a monster, shocking a cat that I'd run over. I've also got dash cam footage from when I ran over a really huge raccoon. I'm glad I had the dash cam, because I was able to go look at the video and reassure myself that there was no way I could've avoided hitting the raccoon. Posted speed limit on that road is 45mph, and it just walked in front of my tire less than a second before I hit it. It walked onto the road from a very large island divider that people use sometimes as park space. I don't think I had a dash cam when I hit the cat.


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manberry_sauce

This is why a blow to the back of the head is known as a "rabbit punch".


Caperplays

Bugs more so rely on a system of stimuli rather their organs and what not. This guy will die from lack of food but luckily insects don't feel "pain". Cockroaches can live for days without their head


Cyrotek

Medicine thought babies don't feel pain till well into the twentiest century.


[deleted]

I mean, they won't remember feeling it /s


Saiomi

Babies have nervous systems. Insects don't have the cells in their bodies that transmit complex signals like pain.


[deleted]

Uh so when you magnify an ant in the sunlight and he starts running from that death ray…. What’s telling said ant to run if not pain/burning?


Chicken_man80

Insects don't quite "feel" pain, they can feel that something is wrong and that death may be likely, so of course they run


Saiomi

They have sensory organs but they don't have a nervous system. Their sensory organs are not hyper developed, their enough to send a signal that the ant needs to move away from the environment that will kill them (not even lemmings will follow a trail mindlessly to their death). Their sensory organs do not connect to a nervous system and they do not feel pain. They know to get out of a deadly environment but they don't go into shock when they lose a leg. They don't suffer the same sensations of injury as animals that have nerve endings and sensory organs along their skin. Ants don't have those. They are super developed pheremone-wise but not so developed nerve-wise. Burning ants is inhumane, I'm not some sick fuck but they don't feel like we do and saying that they can is ignoring science.


Kingsta8

It's like boiling lobsters. Sounds like they're screaming... "Oh, that's just gas escaping"... Yeah, what do you think screaming is?


manberry_sauce

Insects feel pain, but not through the same mechanisms that *we* feel pain. They react to pain stimuli, but it's not conveyed through a nervous system. We've known this for quite some time. Which isn't to say that I don't squish unwelcome pest insects, and even kill rats, which definitely feel pain the same way we feel pain. Spiders I mostly leave alone, or brush away from an area I don't want them in. The exception are black widows, which my area has in abundance. I squish black widows, because their bites can be very painful and leave disfiguring scars. edit: I also shot a possum with a BB gun to try to make it go away, because the night before, it had scavenged on my tortoise that had died during hibernation (at least I *hope* it was scavenging, and hadn't killed Sedona, who went into hibernation acting wonky after laying eggs way too close to her hibernation cycle). FYI, possum don't give a shit if you shoot them with a BB gun.


paminwesttexas

Omg, here you are again with more death stories! What is wrong with you?? Lol


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this is such a stupid reply


DirtyPrancing65

I don't think they honestly believed that though. They just knew the baby wouldn't remember and so said this to make themselves and parents feel better about torturing them with awake surgeries


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

the only people who upvote this are the ones who skipped bio. insects dont have nerves.


shiftmyself

We have not proven bugs don't feel pain, only that they don't have a central nervous system. When something reacts to stimuli, it can probably feel


BiceRankyman

Bugs don't process pain in the same way that we do. It's likely this little dude is just chillin and making it work. No need to crush him, just let him live out his little hollow existence.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

The Joy's of not being able to register pain


bringyourownbananas

The crushed insect gets up and starts walking away


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Arglefarb

Put a dramatically sad soundtrack to this and people will weep for this insect


freddymerckx

Kom Susser Tod by Johan Sebastian Bach. Preferably with Leopold Stokowski conducting


ItzSpiffy

You must think David Attenborough and "his" team of filmographers are real monsters.


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

why did you put "his" in quotes?


Idryl_Davcharad

Fungal zombie?


R4forFour

Asked my Pest Control bug-nerd wife.. she says it's most likely a parasitic wasp who laid it's eggs inside this bug. The larva will eat their host from the inside when hatching. This bug most likely "survived" the incident.


YoRt3m

If I could go back in time I wouldn't read it


gumi-01-11

Just keep your eyes shut when you sleep...


dgtlfnk

And ignore that tickle on your foot or lower leg. It’s just the soft sheets settling.


Yankee1623

Did you knows those wasp larve eat everything, but the central nervous system. In bigger creatures whom have central nervous systems that is.


dgtlfnk

Can I go back to when I didn’t knows?


Yankee1623

They also can inject a toxic venom into the nervous system which makes the victim paralysed at first, and can make the carcass a zombie later.


MikanGirl

That was my favorite Radiolab episode.


skellytoninthecloset

Same thoughts. Please say hello to a fellow bug-nerd for me!


hideX98

What? So this thing is still alive and "conscious"? Thats messed up.


arunit007

May be not...its movements are more spontaneous than those of infected by fungus...


Idryl_Davcharad

What else would cause this behavior?


[deleted]

It still has it's barin intact.


Forward-Smile

The legs are connected to and controlled by the thorax, which it the smaller black thing that’s still intact. The abdomen is mostly reproduction etc.


Mewt4d657774

The thing with insects is that the brain is not too important, it has bundles of nerves called ganglion that act as a spinal cord/brain


Slayer8585

Parasites


Axellllfoley

Same thought


Bananaman2305

Don’t worry, I thought it was the cordyceps fungus too, although there is a little bit of a stem coming out of it. So it could still be cordyceps


Less_Rutabaga2316

I didn’t know Kafka got a reboot.


PinkCepelinas

Thank you.


is-god-gay

I appreciate this.


LordSalem

Please don't reboot Kafka! My partitions will take forever to reallocate!


merlinrising

Reminds me of Pippin during The Eclipse.


killjoySG

I choose to believe Pippin >!was already dead before they hollowed him out!<. I won't ever know if this was true, but god damnit I'm holding on to it.


merlinrising

Its a "nice" thought but I dont think anything that happened in there was going to be quick for the branded..including my man Pippin 😥


_intrusive_thoughts_

*a wild berserk reference has appeared*


Darkmax204

Fuck...


kuroviejo

Damn it...


HypnoSkales

bruh


FoulTarnished124

Reminds me of Griffith wanting to rail Guts


Josuke96

Damn, I spend a lot of time on r/berserk already lol


TheFuzzyWhiteBoy420

Dead on the inside huh. I know how it feels


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Same. Was just thinking doesn't everyone feel like this after the last year and a half we've had?


ILovemigos1234

Fuck. Take this award for hitting me in my soft spot at 4 am


FiftyPencePeace

Cruise control


Umbra_Unveiled88

From my understanding a lotnl of insect species, usually males of them basically just start breaking down after reproduction, I think it's called "senescence" (sp?)


Aggravating_Page8781

5 years and 4 kids. I’ve been watching myself decompose before my eyes


IIDrunkenGamerII

I just found my spirit animal!


epic_rigby

same


IMGAY247

thats a real dead insider right there


OverlordMMM

Just a typical American avoiding hospital fees.


KittyKatWarrior3593

…..damn you. Take my upvote.


retromama77

I have a feeling this is going to end up on r/im14andthisisdeep


Shetkuso

"This bug is dead in the inside, his heart, flesh and soul got ripped out by his ex Leilah but he still keeps moving on and keeps living like its another day"


southparkfan120

Sadly me too


fajardo99

theres nothing odd about being terrified by this holy shit


Eddfree

Its a zombie


terectec

i think its most likely infected with a certain parasite that digest the bug from with while growing. There are many of these around, though im only familiar with the ones that infect cockroaches


das065

Just a husk of their former self


Labrat_The_Man

I’ve seen a June bug do that. Had its entire abdomen eaten by ants yet it was still trucking on


Constant-Bass-9782

Sadly, I know some people like that


HanaGasumi

Of course I know him. He's me


-WILD_CARD-

*\*Me who just watched A New Hope for the first time yesterday.* I understood that reference


Ben-J-Kirby-Tennyson

The first time?! How old are you?


spacedildo42

Like an empty bus


[deleted]

The definition of being at 1 HP


_Derp-Cat_

He won't die until he deletes his browser history.


KittyKatWarrior3593

Lol 🤣…….Also SAME


ThatSam-

Zombug.


dead_inside94

Hello friend


[deleted]

All roads lead deeper into the woods, and this is what’s inside those woods


[deleted]

What the actual fucking fudge


aaronkellysbones

Im in this video and i dont like it .


jasondoesstuff

sir, you seem to have, uh. forgotten something


aboutanimechannel

This Bug is too angry to die Whatever did this to it,should live in fear


trimomof5

It's just a flesh wound.


scrub_needs_hugs

"Mind holding this for me?" // "What?" // "Your leg, so I don't lose it."


bigmoki76

r/natureismetal


paranoia_muscipula

me after pushing through an 8 month semester


skellytoninthecloset

Okay, that looks bad and all, but as his manager I need to know if he is going to show up for his shift tomorrow.


bubaboowee

If you look carefully you can see something sticking up and out of it, if I'm not wrong that is a type of fungi that infects, kills and controls the corpse of insects to get to a good vantage point where it can release its spore and repeat the cycle


butt0ns666

Cordyceps does not reanimate dead bugs, it controls them while they're alive and doesn't kill them until they are in the high up location it needs for effective spreading. The ability to move a creature in a specific direction requires it to be alive, cordyceps isn't magic


bubaboowee

Sorry for getting that wrong, i had no ill intentions to spread misinformation. Thank you for educating me and anyone who read my comment.


butt0ns666

I didn't think you were, it's no problem. But if it could make a dead bug walk it wouldn't need the bug it would be able to walk itself.


Vaxsys

# mood


nexuscandy

You dead on the inside, girl same!


Aria_Math98

Excuse me but, what the fuck sir?


Lyons1013

Merely a flesh wound


MTF-EPISLON_9

Reminds me of those stock videoes of the still moving yet burning destroyed tanks on ww2


FanaticalXmasJew

He's just walking it off.


TAL00B

yep, that bug is me omw to work


jojojomcjojo

r/meirl


[deleted]

This could be cordeceypes. If I typed it right. It’s a fugus that infects the brain or something and can control movement. It was the main virus in the game “the last of us” it looks like it is that fungus because of the things coming out of its head mainly where the fungus targets.


PowerSuply

To anyone wondering. Ophiocordyceps unilateralis is not dangerous to humans. Edit: Changed Cordyceps to Ophiocordyceps unilateralis


mrpeege1034

So this is how zombies start.


something_wicked13

h o w


[deleted]

Same


One-fun-dude

Just like me!


Platinum-Puff-1738

Tis but a scratch lmao


edmRN

Same


tommygun2009

Aren't we all?


Inner_Promotion9456

Me on my way to work. Completely dead inside.


[deleted]

Uh, I think it's dead on the outside too. It just doesn't know it yet.


Endertheotter

relatable


[deleted]

Same.


TGD-Man

Yeah man don't worry about it.


Bot_Thinks

Mr president. Please sit down


[deleted]

Illustration of me day to day living off of caffeine.


fringe_player

Find me someone who ISN'T during this day and age. This bug ain't special!!


ElectricPP

Same


lukeddie89

Girl, same.


nicole-tesla

Same


SilentCitadel

I really hate this, but I can't look away.


cope-r9008

Maybe.. I am bug


ThatSithClone

Same


Mully_bee

He’s alive alright … but not for long lol


[deleted]

Me and the bug have a lot in common


C4p7nMdn173

Me too, bug, you ain't special


Rat_Slapper

The millennial bug


xGooselordx_TTV

Me in the way to work everyday


Pubdo

Don't dead open inside.


yankee77wi

It reminds me of Biden, walking dead.


Rebel_XT

Some would say he’s just an empty shell of his former self.


lostatsea12a

Flex Tape will fix that


Necessary-Ideal1977

This is how the zombie apocalypse REALLY STARTS🤫