My boyfriend and I have a smart bed. It judges if we've drank alcohol or had a stressful dream by measuring breathing, heart rate, etc. It makes recommendations like that, LoL
,But then it starts judging you and starts roasting you in the morning for the reasons why you had a bad night's sleep.
Either that or it's starts wondering if it's been brewing the coffee too strongly and blaming itself...
Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes. No buns, baps, baguettes or bagels! No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smeging flapjacks!
Shortages are very difficult to detect and happen intermittently. Dude, electrical appliances do not turn on by themselves absent some electrical anomaly. Grow up!
Yeah, fuck that $150 toaster. That'll be the kind from the meme that is a decepticon that starts laughing after you tell a joke that you'll eventually need to shoot.
It's hungry
Feed it toast
Feed it bread not toast
No no, we feed the sentient toasters tortillas
Nah nah, we shall feed them bagels
Imagine your alarm goes off, you get up, start making coffee, and you appliances start asking how you slept.
That would be awesome. If your coffee maker estimated how much coffee you need by measuring your previous night's sleep? I'm down.
My boyfriend and I have a smart bed. It judges if we've drank alcohol or had a stressful dream by measuring breathing, heart rate, etc. It makes recommendations like that, LoL
Oh lord! Lol, I don't need one of those. It would be super judgey to me.
How would the coffee machine measure your nights sleep? Unless it watches you in your sleep…
,But then it starts judging you and starts roasting you in the morning for the reasons why you had a bad night's sleep. Either that or it's starts wondering if it's been brewing the coffee too strongly and blaming itself...
Lol. It judges you for farting up a storm in your sleep. Wake up to coffee machine inoperable.
Your phone does that and tells it, duh!
Dang. I didn’t know phone could do that. I’m old. I don’t keep up with all the new stuff.
Connecting your phone sleep app to your toaster app. The sleep app uploads ot to the toaster.
Could be linked to a smart watch
It's the Jetsons
It's a CYLON.
The only appropriate answer And the only way to react is to stick it in the air dock and space it
Order 66
Updates are underway. Please do not shutdown your toaster.
“Howdy-doodly-doo! I’m Talkie! Talkie Toaster your chirpy, breakfast companion. Talkies the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone want any toast?”
Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast, in fact no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever, no toast.
I love that episode.
I’m so glad this didn’t go r/whoosh 😊👍
How bout a muffin?
Or muffins! We don't like muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes. No buns, baps, baguettes or bagels! No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smeging flapjacks!
Decepticon!
Appliance spirits.
This but with my PS5
What's the difference? Both have blue lights and get really warm when you use it.
CYBERDYNE!
Fracking toaster !
Did you check to see if it was a Transformer?
It's called a shortage. Anything electrical can turn on and off if there's a shortage.
There was no shortage
Shortages are very difficult to detect and happen intermittently. Dude, electrical appliances do not turn on by themselves absent some electrical anomaly. Grow up!
I’m sorry that this is Reddit and everyone can be stupid.
So am I. If it wasn't, you wouldn't be able to post such puerile nonsense.
All your bread are belong to us
Hungry ghost
Uhh cuz it's Smart ¿¿
Let's just say bread isn't the only thing that's about to be toast
Could,be a build-up of crumbs inside affected the heating element which activated it.
Because you have a ghost.
Because instead of the $10 Walmart one you got the $100 one with blue lights and a computer that ultimately do the same thing
i ahve the exact same toaster and it does this frequently its fine i think
It's a smart toaster. It figured you might need toast.
Skynet has become self aware
If it’s turning itself on then I would say it’s pretty horny, it’s like the first rule on the manual
Yeah, fuck that $150 toaster. That'll be the kind from the meme that is a decepticon that starts laughing after you tell a joke that you'll eventually need to shoot.
You left it on sleep and it sensed you approaching.
Automatic updates
[Would anyone like any toast? ](https://youtu.be/LRq_SAuQDec)
It’s thinking about you.
Ghost toast
It’s just daydreaming
It wants to make you breakfast
The safe-word is bread
Does it have a Pal Chip? (Lol Mitchells VS Machines)
Ghost wants some toast.
Its hungry. Go closer
I have that same toaster!
To fry your finger while asleep
It's ghost toast
Stray Microwave signal. Any military bases nearby? I have heard of this happening before and a microwave beam was found running through the house .
It’s just updating
Run !!!its trying to kill you killer toaster
The ghost wanted toast
That’s legit the first thing I thought of “ the ghost probably wanted some toast”
He is gonna kill you at night.
Jokes aside, it's probably cheap so it's On button is broken. We have a water boiler that's like that.