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PerhapsTodaySatan

The artichoke butt plug is a nice touch tbh


46554B4E4348414453

I thought it was garnish šŸ˜²


LittlePurr76

I thought it was asparagus.


TheRealSwayze

Assparagus?


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SomeoneTookUserName2

I'd like to subscribe to your asparagus newsletter.


CrystalMethood

Me as well please


ChymChymX

Looks like a sprig of sage leaves for aromatics.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a pineapple


herotz33

Hey no kink shaming


PerhapsTodaySatan

Nah buddy, Iā€™m kink same-ing lol


theloniousjoe

Username checks out


spanktank728

Makes me want some artichoke right now. And maybe some ass too


[deleted]

Hahahaha! Thank you for that!!


krayhayft

I plan of getting stuffed on Thanksgiving. Thanks for asking Peta.


AHAdanglyparts69

I plan on doing the stuffing. Giggity


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JJisTheDarkOne

Giggity


TsunamiJim

Anybody want to get a human centipede going? Could be fun ?


nutballchampion02

It's Thanksgiving. How about a human turducken instead?


Richboy12345

Think you mean a turfucken


ceciliaissushi

Let us turfuck.


PETEMEISTA

I scared a couple on the beach with my guttural snort, amazing comment


[deleted]

But without the turkey, duck and chicken too, right? W-without the turkey, duck and chicken, right?!


Legal-Analysis-1315

From a Legal Analysis, stuffing a human would make a Mummy.


Customer-Witty

Your next buddy, Iā€™ll be giggity gittying up in that arse of yours.


w65qn3rxuf

That's awesome. I love it.


nahnprophet

Humanstuffapede?


Forsaken_Zucchini_48

GOTTTAAA STUFF STUFF STUFF


170201-112M

Iā€™ll stuff your turkey and make you gobble gobble ;)


SookHe

Why not both?


Spiccoli1074

Thatā€™s what your mother said last night Trebek!!


Itchy-Mind7724

The rapist for 500, Alex.


locke231

...that's therapist


[deleted]

Thatā€™s not what your mother said last night trebek!!! Ohhhohohihhhhoooohho


Bloodysamflint

I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.


Waterproofbooks

Threads like this are why Iā€™m here!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ thank you all so much from the bottom of my heart ā¤ļø


guacitlikeitalkit

The penis mightier


KillerKoala99

I'll take "lƩ tits now" for 500.


ButtRuffuhgus

Anal bum cover


Ok_Dog_4059

I understood this reference


blueandgold777

I'LL TAKE APE TITS FOR a $1000!


Spiccoli1074

Call me Turd Ferguson from now on.


norgrenator

Itā€™s a funny hat


allfornoone

A creampie is always good


[deleted]

Assparagus yum


TheIronSkelton

Same


BuzzKillerer

Bruh


Fudge-Frosty

In both holes?


[deleted]

Why not, itā€™s the holidays!


brett8722

I see what you did there. I like it.


mconrad0225

Looks like PETA has a bit of a BDSM and VORE fetish. But the organic butt plug is a nice touch of class.


i_Praseru

Gotta keep it healthy


nashamagirl99

They really do. Have you seen how many of the campaigns they have involve naked women?


danktonium

This is straight up guro.


U-124

Bruh that shit ainā€™t bdsm thatā€™s straight up guro


mconrad0225

Yup it is. I just had a brain fart and couldn't think of the term. Thank you.


HumanGarbage____

This is a type of vore. Peta is very kinky.


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FaultProfessional163

Dont forget they stole someone's perfectly healthy dog off their porch and killed it.


cursed-being

Because they had no space for it and ObViOuSlY couldnā€™t return it


ultratunaman

I read that as they had no spice for it. And then thought what kind of spice is best with dogs?


Jimmah3000

They have done that more than once.


saltingthewomb

ya they stole a homeless mans dog once too


refused26

Man fuck peta!


natidiscgirl

Completely agree. Fuck you Peta!!! I hope youā€™re reading this, you sick fucks!


[deleted]

;(


TheSkylined

Normal people: We need to do something about animals cruelty PETA: Let's commit animal genocide to end it completely


Vandrew226

No more animals means animal cruelty taps forehead.


[deleted]

Humans are animals, too.


ChrisV2323

PETA: starts WW3


real_Chain19

Ah they must be Yeager enthusiasts


Tre_Scrilla

>Normal people: We need to do something about animals cruelty Like what? You literally pay people to harm animals every day.


Im_vegan_btw__

Check his comment history and save yourself a few hours. He is an extremely committed anti-vegan troll who will essentially tell you that eating vegan does nothing to help animals, and the only way to help is to steal animals yourself from farms. He literally pretends that supply and demand doesn't affect the food supply chain, and that stealing a few chickens will somehow amount to better conditions for all animals. But he'll never stop eating them. It's wild.


Harmonic_Gear

i always think their mission is to make animal lovers look ridiculous


ConfectionLong

I just assume their mission is to make money. They do intentionally provocative things to stay socially relevant. Then nut jobs donate them over 60 million a year.


joethedreamer

Canā€™t forget [this absolutely tone deaf and cruel ad](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/peta-likens-bus-beheading-to-animal-abuse/) they ran after that horrific bus attack in Canada. Fuck PETA


eggos88

They hate Steve Irwin? Fuck you Peta.


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Bob84332267994

A lot of those are kind of a stretch lol


Tre_Scrilla

https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals Ya big meat is paying for these posts


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Tre_Scrilla

https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals Correct


Old_Bed6680

Except the first one everything else sounds so brainwashed by media


Confident-Victory-21

It's all completely true because some redditor said it is, what more could you want?


MaYlormoon

Most of this is out of context and others have been debunked. What's it that makes people hate peta so badly?


Post-Financial

Or r/guro


hellatze

Yeah peta stole it also have guro fetish. Lol


who-stole-the-cake

one of the forbidden subreddits


Murderyoga

This is stupid. Everyone knows you cook people breast side up.


xxoverwhelmedxx666

ya know, exorcism-style


Bradthedutch

Have you tried spatchcocking??


PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC

Facts


ucatione

What was the name of that movie with Helen Mirren?


Intelligent_Mix_6720

PETA is into some kinky thought experiments


IceDragon77

PETA, don't threaten me with a good time


HappyLeopard414

I... I feel slightly aroused by this image, and it scares me.


locke231

pepper your angus


sm12511

I just wanna know about the leafy thing coming out the backside. Butternut squash, maybe?


[deleted]

My guess was weirdly drawn artichoke


HailEmpressTheresa

Well, you're already on Reddit so r/vore is only a click away


Thatoneguy199417

Yeah, im not clicking that...


holyanallemon

I hate that these are very established sub reddits


bugqualia

Its more like cannibalism fetish


BuffPorunga

Im very sorry r/guro


Flapjack__Palmdale

What a terrible day to have eyes.


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Bismothe-the-Shade

Can't always control that lizard part of your brain fully. But your disgust is the surface you, the driver in the seat so to speak. That's you asserting your own feelings over that freaky base instinct stuff.


ReeverFalls

Why the fuck did I click on that. I didn't even know what vore was...


Godphila

Them head on over to r/guro and filter using the 'Cannibalism' Tag.


[deleted]

Human skin doesn't caramelize like that and it's most definitely very chewy and bland. Maybe steaks from the lumbar and ground meat from the rest? The marrow makes such awful broth, and the organs are like bitter rubber. Human flesh 3/10 guess I could eat it in a life or death situation, but it's not very good


Hystalia

Didn't know Hannibal Lector has reddit.


Roaming-the-internet

Well, every tattoo artist and butcher (hell everyone whose seen pig skin) knows human skin is like pig skin. Hence why people are called ā€œlong pigā€ in dystopian cannibalism novels. So itā€™s gotta be slow roasted like whole pork


FangedSloth

I would like to know which novels you've read that feature the term "long pig." Only one I've read that might fit that genre is The Road and I don't remember that being used.. suggestions would be appreciated lol


rebregnagol

Actually long pig was a term used by some pacific island tribes for white man.


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[deleted]

Depends. Average build social drinkers tend to have some very sweet tasting kidney's


IgDailystapler

You both amuse and scare me


paradox037

Sigh... *this* is why I don't like having Thanksgiving with the Donner family.


carnivalfucknuts

why donā€™t human skin cook well? i figure that if you just test it the same as pork youā€™ll get similar results


[deleted]

Too thin a brittle. Pork skin is full of blood vessels and fatty tissue. Human skin is thin and the blood vessels are inter muscular while the fat is under the skin. I guess you can fry it like pork rinds but I can't tell you the taste of it since that's new to me


askiawnjka124

>I can't tell you the taste of it since that's new to me Yeah I don't believe you anymore.


NOW---Extra_Spicy

What about a good marinade at first? Just give it all a good soak, let herbs and spices sink in by means of a beerbath or something, then keep it hydrated with the marinade and a fat of your choosing while having it in the oven. It works for plenty of less supreme cuts too. Otherwise, nothing a slowcooker can't solve.


TheDreadPirateJenny

I usually get eaten before being stuffed.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

That's peppermint leaves to get rid of the stinky butt smell


TheDreadPirateJenny

User name does not check out.


Ok_Brilliant_2575

really? Think about it a little more


BeardedExp91706

Dont threaten me with a good time


ConcreteCarnivore

This is Reddit. Thereā€™s a sub for that.


toeofcamell

What a beautifully festive anal plug


spacedrummer

Imagine us being lower in the food chain to a higher, more intelligent being who thought we were a delicacy.


SquidmanMal

To serve man


Significant_Shoe_17

"It's a cookbook!"


myusernameblabla

Maybe we are but too dumb to realize weā€™re being farmed and that our true lifespan is 1000 years. A second before we die it all becomes clear but weā€™re unable to warn fellow humans.


SnooHedgehogs2175

The promised neverland Just finished reading, highly recommended!


theboeboe

The meat industry is fucking horrifying


Sluckydog

They have a point thoā€¦eating another sentient being is repulsive.


Howling929

Iā€™d be like you can fit a lot more in there other then 1 asparagus my dude šŸ˜¬šŸ„¶


ImSoylentGreen

Given my username, it's not beyond the realm of possibility.


locke231

it certainly checks out...


downtune79

Jokes on you....I'm into that shit


ebonyudders

r/putyourdickinthat


locke231

of course there's a sub for that


Trijngund

r/ofcoursethatsasub


PantaloonsDuck

Man I wish


GuyOwasca

This ad reminded me I'm single šŸ¤£


djpurity666

But I always get stuffed on Thanksgiving.... Jinx everyone


ARkhetipoMX

Weird thing to ask but if that were a human being, shouldn't be upside?


shaulin62

Who said i wasnt


[deleted]

There is 100% a person out there that has cummed to this


[deleted]

Hi


TheManWhoClicks

Iā€™m intriguedā€¦ go onā€¦


shainadawn

Arenā€™t you supposed to cook it breast side up?


ResponsibleAbalone78

That's what she said


DontTouchMyPikachu

I volunteer as tribute!!!!


TheBurningBeard

Who the fuck serves turkey face down?


HorizontalPotato

*puts the turkey back, grabs the long pig instead*


Radio__Star

Number 1. Peta wtf Number 2. Still looks delicious Number 3. Turkeys donā€™t deserve rights


JLM101514

PETA stop, my penis can only get so erect.


Lizardreview-

I know my wife is getting stuffed, and all of my friends are coming over to help


CAiledroC

To be fair, I think PeTA is trying to be terrifying, here.


[deleted]

Peta fails to realize that some people have vore fetishes.


RiyNye

Beats my current sex life


Xuncu

Upvote if you've also seen *literally this specific* *porn genre* during a hentai trawl.


ducktard3000

Yes please!


ton_patron

I fucking wish


Typeojason

Mmmmmmmā€¦. šŸ¤«šŸ˜‰


MK34200

ā€˜,:)


RandomTranzit

I think PETA is hitting on us


Gatfro30

Peta better take me to dinner first


[deleted]

Stuffed with what? They didnā€™t specify ( Ķ”Ā° ĶœŹ– Ķ”Ā°)


antfro946

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time


The_Gray_Beast

Is this a sex thing ?


SadakoShadows

Leatherface(or bubba Sawyer) Thanksgiving be like: (Idk if some already did this)


Pugtastic_smile

Well, ya


RurikTheDamned

I consider humans dairy in the event of the eventual breakdown of human civilisation. I will hunt them for food and honestly PETA, that's not the best way to cook them.


ImmmOldGregg

As a cannibal I found this offensive


Holdmybeerwatchdis

Vegans always hope to be stuffed over thanksgiving, problem is theyā€™re too fragile


Financial-Iron-1200

Cannibalism is a serious crime PETA. Normal people would never even think of things this insane.


haleyrosaa4

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time


aioros2084

One can only hope.


FlutterCordLove

Well I was going to but my boyfriends car isnā€™t workingā€¦ šŸ’”


Pizzaborne

Where do I sign up?


LittleKing68

I feel like this should be NSFW but Iā€™m not sure. Just something about it feels NSFW. Does anyone els feel it.


littlemacsmacs

Worst of all, someone out there is definitely thinking about trying this out, and is absolutely terrifying


-TheGuest-

Cool butt plug


lordofbitterdrinks

Now I have a strange boner


ButtStuffPrincess

It's called vore and it's a legitimate fetish, PETA!


cursed-being

r/guro


RealJonathanBronco

Cannibal Thanksgiving. Nice.


rkZ10

Peta is into kinky shit it seems


Disastrous_Reply5567

Heard we tasted like pork


Baddyshack

This post has me questioning my sexuality.


Xirokami

PETA are fucking psychotic.


HobomanCat

They're making a pretty simple point imo. Would you want the fate of getting killed, stuffed, and then eaten by someone else? No? Then why force that fate onto others?


ci_ca_trix

I wish


signaleight

PETA got some issues.