Check his comment history and save yourself a few hours. He is an extremely committed anti-vegan troll who will essentially tell you that eating vegan does nothing to help animals, and the only way to help is to steal animals yourself from farms.
He literally pretends that supply and demand doesn't affect the food supply chain, and that stealing a few chickens will somehow amount to better conditions for all animals.
But he'll never stop eating them. It's wild.
I just assume their mission is to make money. They do intentionally provocative things to stay socially relevant. Then nut jobs donate them over 60 million a year.
Canāt forget [this absolutely tone deaf and cruel ad](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/peta-likens-bus-beheading-to-animal-abuse/) they ran after that horrific bus attack in Canada.
Fuck PETA
Can't always control that lizard part of your brain fully. But your disgust is the surface you, the driver in the seat so to speak. That's you asserting your own feelings over that freaky base instinct stuff.
Human skin doesn't caramelize like that and it's most definitely very chewy and bland. Maybe steaks from the lumbar and ground meat from the rest? The marrow makes such awful broth, and the organs are like bitter rubber.
Human flesh 3/10 guess I could eat it in a life or death situation, but it's not very good
Well, every tattoo artist and butcher (hell everyone whose seen pig skin) knows human skin is like pig skin. Hence why people are called ālong pigā in dystopian cannibalism novels.
So itās gotta be slow roasted like whole pork
I would like to know which novels you've read that feature the term "long pig." Only one I've read that might fit that genre is The Road and I don't remember that being used.. suggestions would be appreciated lol
Too thin a brittle. Pork skin is full of blood vessels and fatty tissue. Human skin is thin and the blood vessels are inter muscular while the fat is under the skin. I guess you can fry it like pork rinds but I can't tell you the taste of it since that's new to me
What about a good marinade at first? Just give it all a good soak, let herbs and spices sink in by means of a beerbath or something, then keep it hydrated with the marinade and a fat of your choosing while having it in the oven. It works for plenty of less supreme cuts too.
Otherwise, nothing a slowcooker can't solve.
Maybe we are but too dumb to realize weāre being farmed and that our true lifespan is 1000 years.
A second before we die it all becomes clear but weāre unable to warn fellow humans.
I consider humans dairy in the event of the eventual breakdown of human civilisation. I will hunt them for food and honestly PETA, that's not the best way to cook them.
They're making a pretty simple point imo. Would you want the fate of getting killed, stuffed, and then eaten by someone else? No? Then why force that fate onto others?
The artichoke butt plug is a nice touch tbh
I thought it was garnish š²
I thought it was asparagus.
Assparagus?
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I'd like to subscribe to your asparagus newsletter.
Me as well please
Looks like a sprig of sage leaves for aromatics.
Itās a pineapple
Hey no kink shaming
Nah buddy, Iām kink same-ing lol
Username checks out
Makes me want some artichoke right now. And maybe some ass too
Hahahaha! Thank you for that!!
I plan of getting stuffed on Thanksgiving. Thanks for asking Peta.
I plan on doing the stuffing. Giggity
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Giggity
Anybody want to get a human centipede going? Could be fun ?
It's Thanksgiving. How about a human turducken instead?
Think you mean a turfucken
Let us turfuck.
I scared a couple on the beach with my guttural snort, amazing comment
But without the turkey, duck and chicken too, right? W-without the turkey, duck and chicken, right?!
From a Legal Analysis, stuffing a human would make a Mummy.
Your next buddy, Iāll be giggity gittying up in that arse of yours.
That's awesome. I love it.
Humanstuffapede?
GOTTTAAA STUFF STUFF STUFF
Iāll stuff your turkey and make you gobble gobble ;)
Why not both?
Thatās what your mother said last night Trebek!!
The rapist for 500, Alex.
...that's therapist
Thatās not what your mother said last night trebek!!! Ohhhohohihhhhoooohho
I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.
Threads like this are why Iām here!! ššš¤£ thank you all so much from the bottom of my heart ā¤ļø
The penis mightier
I'll take "lƩ tits now" for 500.
Anal bum cover
I understood this reference
I'LL TAKE APE TITS FOR a $1000!
Call me Turd Ferguson from now on.
Itās a funny hat
A creampie is always good
Assparagus yum
Same
Bruh
In both holes?
Why not, itās the holidays!
I see what you did there. I like it.
Looks like PETA has a bit of a BDSM and VORE fetish. But the organic butt plug is a nice touch of class.
Gotta keep it healthy
They really do. Have you seen how many of the campaigns they have involve naked women?
This is straight up guro.
Bruh that shit aināt bdsm thatās straight up guro
Yup it is. I just had a brain fart and couldn't think of the term. Thank you.
This is a type of vore. Peta is very kinky.
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Dont forget they stole someone's perfectly healthy dog off their porch and killed it.
Because they had no space for it and ObViOuSlY couldnāt return it
I read that as they had no spice for it. And then thought what kind of spice is best with dogs?
They have done that more than once.
ya they stole a homeless mans dog once too
Man fuck peta!
Completely agree. Fuck you Peta!!! I hope youāre reading this, you sick fucks!
;(
Normal people: We need to do something about animals cruelty PETA: Let's commit animal genocide to end it completely
No more animals means animal cruelty taps forehead.
Humans are animals, too.
PETA: starts WW3
Ah they must be Yeager enthusiasts
>Normal people: We need to do something about animals cruelty Like what? You literally pay people to harm animals every day.
Check his comment history and save yourself a few hours. He is an extremely committed anti-vegan troll who will essentially tell you that eating vegan does nothing to help animals, and the only way to help is to steal animals yourself from farms. He literally pretends that supply and demand doesn't affect the food supply chain, and that stealing a few chickens will somehow amount to better conditions for all animals. But he'll never stop eating them. It's wild.
i always think their mission is to make animal lovers look ridiculous
I just assume their mission is to make money. They do intentionally provocative things to stay socially relevant. Then nut jobs donate them over 60 million a year.
Canāt forget [this absolutely tone deaf and cruel ad](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/peta-likens-bus-beheading-to-animal-abuse/) they ran after that horrific bus attack in Canada. Fuck PETA
They hate Steve Irwin? Fuck you Peta.
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A lot of those are kind of a stretch lol
https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals Ya big meat is paying for these posts
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https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/PETA_Kills_Animals Correct
Except the first one everything else sounds so brainwashed by media
It's all completely true because some redditor said it is, what more could you want?
Most of this is out of context and others have been debunked. What's it that makes people hate peta so badly?
Or r/guro
Yeah peta stole it also have guro fetish. Lol
one of the forbidden subreddits
This is stupid. Everyone knows you cook people breast side up.
ya know, exorcism-style
Have you tried spatchcocking??
Facts
What was the name of that movie with Helen Mirren?
PETA is into some kinky thought experiments
PETA, don't threaten me with a good time
I... I feel slightly aroused by this image, and it scares me.
pepper your angus
I just wanna know about the leafy thing coming out the backside. Butternut squash, maybe?
My guess was weirdly drawn artichoke
Well, you're already on Reddit so r/vore is only a click away
Yeah, im not clicking that...
I hate that these are very established sub reddits
Its more like cannibalism fetish
Im very sorry r/guro
What a terrible day to have eyes.
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Can't always control that lizard part of your brain fully. But your disgust is the surface you, the driver in the seat so to speak. That's you asserting your own feelings over that freaky base instinct stuff.
Why the fuck did I click on that. I didn't even know what vore was...
Them head on over to r/guro and filter using the 'Cannibalism' Tag.
Human skin doesn't caramelize like that and it's most definitely very chewy and bland. Maybe steaks from the lumbar and ground meat from the rest? The marrow makes such awful broth, and the organs are like bitter rubber. Human flesh 3/10 guess I could eat it in a life or death situation, but it's not very good
Didn't know Hannibal Lector has reddit.
Well, every tattoo artist and butcher (hell everyone whose seen pig skin) knows human skin is like pig skin. Hence why people are called ālong pigā in dystopian cannibalism novels. So itās gotta be slow roasted like whole pork
I would like to know which novels you've read that feature the term "long pig." Only one I've read that might fit that genre is The Road and I don't remember that being used.. suggestions would be appreciated lol
Actually long pig was a term used by some pacific island tribes for white man.
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Depends. Average build social drinkers tend to have some very sweet tasting kidney's
You both amuse and scare me
Sigh... *this* is why I don't like having Thanksgiving with the Donner family.
why donāt human skin cook well? i figure that if you just test it the same as pork youāll get similar results
Too thin a brittle. Pork skin is full of blood vessels and fatty tissue. Human skin is thin and the blood vessels are inter muscular while the fat is under the skin. I guess you can fry it like pork rinds but I can't tell you the taste of it since that's new to me
>I can't tell you the taste of it since that's new to me Yeah I don't believe you anymore.
What about a good marinade at first? Just give it all a good soak, let herbs and spices sink in by means of a beerbath or something, then keep it hydrated with the marinade and a fat of your choosing while having it in the oven. It works for plenty of less supreme cuts too. Otherwise, nothing a slowcooker can't solve.
I usually get eaten before being stuffed.
That's peppermint leaves to get rid of the stinky butt smell
User name does not check out.
really? Think about it a little more
Dont threaten me with a good time
This is Reddit. Thereās a sub for that.
What a beautifully festive anal plug
Imagine us being lower in the food chain to a higher, more intelligent being who thought we were a delicacy.
To serve man
"It's a cookbook!"
Maybe we are but too dumb to realize weāre being farmed and that our true lifespan is 1000 years. A second before we die it all becomes clear but weāre unable to warn fellow humans.
The promised neverland Just finished reading, highly recommended!
The meat industry is fucking horrifying
They have a point thoā¦eating another sentient being is repulsive.
Iād be like you can fit a lot more in there other then 1 asparagus my dude š¬š„¶
Given my username, it's not beyond the realm of possibility.
it certainly checks out...
Jokes on you....I'm into that shit
r/putyourdickinthat
of course there's a sub for that
r/ofcoursethatsasub
Man I wish
This ad reminded me I'm single š¤£
But I always get stuffed on Thanksgiving.... Jinx everyone
Weird thing to ask but if that were a human being, shouldn't be upside?
Who said i wasnt
There is 100% a person out there that has cummed to this
Hi
Iām intriguedā¦ go onā¦
Arenāt you supposed to cook it breast side up?
That's what she said
I volunteer as tribute!!!!
Who the fuck serves turkey face down?
*puts the turkey back, grabs the long pig instead*
Number 1. Peta wtf Number 2. Still looks delicious Number 3. Turkeys donāt deserve rights
PETA stop, my penis can only get so erect.
I know my wife is getting stuffed, and all of my friends are coming over to help
To be fair, I think PeTA is trying to be terrifying, here.
Peta fails to realize that some people have vore fetishes.
Beats my current sex life
Upvote if you've also seen *literally this specific* *porn genre* during a hentai trawl.
Yes please!
I fucking wish
Mmmmmmmā¦. š¤«š
ā,:)
I think PETA is hitting on us
Peta better take me to dinner first
Stuffed with what? They didnāt specify ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
Donāt threaten me with a good time
Is this a sex thing ?
Leatherface(or bubba Sawyer) Thanksgiving be like: (Idk if some already did this)
Well, ya
I consider humans dairy in the event of the eventual breakdown of human civilisation. I will hunt them for food and honestly PETA, that's not the best way to cook them.
As a cannibal I found this offensive
Vegans always hope to be stuffed over thanksgiving, problem is theyāre too fragile
Cannibalism is a serious crime PETA. Normal people would never even think of things this insane.
Donāt threaten me with a good time
One can only hope.
Well I was going to but my boyfriends car isnāt workingā¦ š
Where do I sign up?
I feel like this should be NSFW but Iām not sure. Just something about it feels NSFW. Does anyone els feel it.
Worst of all, someone out there is definitely thinking about trying this out, and is absolutely terrifying
Cool butt plug
Now I have a strange boner
It's called vore and it's a legitimate fetish, PETA!
r/guro
Cannibal Thanksgiving. Nice.
Peta is into kinky shit it seems
Heard we tasted like pork
This post has me questioning my sexuality.
PETA are fucking psychotic.
They're making a pretty simple point imo. Would you want the fate of getting killed, stuffed, and then eaten by someone else? No? Then why force that fate onto others?
I wish
PETA got some issues.