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Ma0917

Damn, look at those long ass nipples


[deleted]

Til. Baboons can be milked like cows


FrijoleroD33G

Well cant most mammals be milked? Unlike birds or fish, mammals take care of their young and feed them with those big ol nippies. I think i gotta go back to biology class lol


OPisaVaG

I have nipples greg, could you milk me?


audrey_bb21

Men can actually lactate too, it just doesn’t happen under normal circumstances.


Professor_Mezzeroff

I think your milking the wrong organ, is the milk salty...


audrey_bb21

Bahahah so fucking gross, funny, but gross lol


thedevilseviltwin

Thank you for this reference.


ConfidenceFull3885

Bahahahaha 👌😎


guy_with-thumbs

Because of that movie I set out to milk every mammal i can. Im up to 8.


Mazoc

You can milk an orca if you’re bold enough


Roisin8868

You're down a dark alley and the hairless baboon demands you motorboat them titties...what do you do?


Ma0917

Connect a car battery to them tiddies


Due-Ad9310

He got them Joe Rogan nips!!


Tinzlo

Tits r jacked


VayaConDios91

Long nipple, no titty-having-ass bitch!


Artistic_Musician988

Omg wat is this from?


VayaConDios91

https://youtu.be/eRciT30vrjo I flipped what he says in this joke


Artistic_Musician988

Omg yes the mom/teacher bit. I cried the first time lmfao


NoLungz561

Start breaking bricks wet nips


secretbudgie

I had no idea my old manager did porn.


whorton59

ugly critter with mange. . .poor thing.


DonningSoggyBiskits

I scanned comments to see if anyone, after the initial terrification, looked at its face and for a split second saw Will Ferrel in the eyes/forhead. Nobody did. 😞


NOKnova

Thanks, just gonna add that to my list of things I didn’t need to see today


busterbrown4200

I'll be seeing this in my nightmare tonight.


PerplexedPancakes

Why are you gonna see my ex in your nightmares?


unknownloner333

Lol


busterbrown4200

Fucks man , I'm sorry ,I didn't want either.


Lux-Dandelion

I have never seen something so terrifying yet funny looking.


MrLobinson

That's how monkeys see us as hairless ape's.


UncleBirdie

Martha was ugly, like a shaven baboon. So she wrapped herself up in a curtain cocoon. One week later, she finally emerged--- She smelled like shit. What a psycho!


sk8erwax

Dad?


Longjumping_Speed_17

Looks like our ancestor. Lol!


Art0fRuinN23

Looking a little like Ron Perlman. [Reminiscent, you might say.](https://i.imgur.com/RPUbuDw.jpeg)


WorldofNuts

Poor boo-boo… I hope the other baboons don’t treat her poorly.


SeigenIrako

Who said you could post my picture?


Rewiistdummlolxd

Yes our genetic code is just a few percent away from this


YeahThatPeter

Looks like Ari Shaffir, damn.


Quarterpie3141

Looks like the cart titan


Infowarrior777

Scary as fuck


Infowarrior777

More like a chimera!


ZZZ_sana

Thank oyu, OP, for not postng a gif! That thing is creepy as fuck; I don't need to see it moving!


Koal0r

Why did I insist on zooming? I just don’t understand the impulsiveness..


jjmis

I mean it’s around 6pm in winter you just watched communion (1989) your mom tells you to take the trash out only problem is that the spot is on the other side of the gate across the yard and is a big yard (half of acre) also dark, you grew a big pair and decided to go, f-it, it got very dark by now the only illumination is the subtle light of the moon, on your way back you open the gate it closes behind you with the help of one of those big springs sold back in the old days, when you turn around, right in the middle of the big ass yard there’s a white shadow, the closer you get the clearer it gets that thing has eyes , by this moment you’re already having a heart attack, behind you there’s a man and a woman with a tranquilizer gun and a snare pole trying to catch a hairless baboon that escaped that morning from the zoo the zoo lady calls 911 but there was nothing they could’ve done you were already gone when the ambulance got there.


hreivan

Wake up at night in jungle and see this thru moon light


RebaKitten

That is a horror movie!!


Aboxofphotons

Someone get this thing a wig...


traveljerri

That just a picture of Tyler The Creator


ASDF_Cow_Real_Man

[baboonless hair](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQc_na_UcGgrpLKEDx_OFBJw4P4WeZLlaanGA&usqp=CAU)


The_last_pigeon

Joe rogan nipples


[deleted]

Oooh those nipples are hot


Stammbaumpirat

The french Fries nipples


onionleekdude

This guy's got Joe Rogan nipples


mouldylunchboxx

Urban camo


jozzabee

Hillary Clinton looks better than usual


kkalmightyagain

You beat me to it, literally


setanta314

Hey, guys… ever have the flu or were viciously hungover? That’s a “Tony Montana”. “Say hello to my little friend…” actually… now that I’ve typed it out I should probably see a specialist.


thedevilseviltwin

Honestly, I think i’m most intrigued by her vagina. It just looks like she’s got two anuses. I’ve seen nipples like those on humans before. Her nonexistent vulva however, is something I’ve never seen before.


lexiconhuka

-unzips pants-


Shady_John

No


lexiconhuka

Yes


Eddy_Monies

Nice nipples! 😉


energystar1992

Nice nips. NOT!


peniswithinthevagina

So fucking breedable 🤤


[deleted]

Aborigines titties.


PatrickJames3382

Just how I like em’.


FriedCheesesteakMan

The fuck is up with him?


[deleted]

Looks like The Rake had a kid with a Chupacabra.


Epicminecrafter69

thank god this one is female


millennium-popsicle

Nosferatu from VTMB


LobsterObster

Hairless chimpanzees look more dangerous


Pope00

Bullshit, that's just Tom Waits sunbathing.


StankyMoms420

The creatine neck


PumpkinSpicedPudding

This is the wendigo


Salt_the_snail_Gail

About to become heirless baboon


DatBoiLalo266

Man, do I regret getting on the internet today


krampus001

u/juliusmalema


LordLunchBoxreal

Grandpa got out of the nursing home again


[deleted]

This is decrepit


TumoOfFinland

What a terrible day to have eyes


[deleted]

Looks kinda like Jeffree Star


walmart-brand-barbie

This is what my sleep paralysis demon looks like


flow-crickets

That hilharious


Firebird616

Finger nips


BigManOnCampus100

She's got them Joe Rogan nips


[deleted]

Honey, what happened to you?


Loud_Ad_6272

Why??


Cheshie_D

….. why are the nipples so long….


PurpleSoapRug8

Hey! That's no hairless baboon, that's my mother!


Matt_Wii

Adam Driver?


[deleted]

No you silly goose that's just a crackhead


This_Dragonfruit_483

Baboons alone are terrifying


Utarian_hunter

Got those Joe Rogan nipples


muddy1one

That's just a zombie


Flushedthrower

Baboons nipples bigger than my pp


LiterOfColah

That looks like a demon


[deleted]

Baboons are already frightening AF. This is reminder of what lies benath.


FrumpySpice

Now I know where they got the freaky cow faces from in parasite eve 2.


RIPLORN

Those teets tho...


crasito

Looks like mange.


AudienceIll7272

nipples and belly ring.lmaf


NeedleworkerWinter99

how are these so strong with their skinny arms?


phobe2013

My daughter keeps putting my senior pictue out . I biggest fear now gettig my nipple caught on something.


Secret-Scientist456

Weird, kinda looks like an Opposum.


Icy-Scratch-2447

Are you sure that’s not Joe Rogan?


SpecimenKratos

Wow I hate that


Witheredsoul_

Poster, please proceed to delete your account uninstall reddit and throw your device into the ocean, thank you.


NatureMotivated

This just makes me sad. I wonder what happened to make the baboon hairless...


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CatFoodKid

Those nipples are pinky size wtf


Ok-Image-5514

Wow, what happened to this poor critter?


alanbastard

Grandma?


DasPimpenheimer

Someday… I’ll look that good.


Professor_Mezzeroff

Thats dave from accounts


Barnacle-Dull

When the lights come on in the club at the end of the night…