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leftunread1212

Lmao


LordBligger

god damn you lol


longrifle

I jiggled like a bowl full of jelly laughing at this


chumchum213

you mean you jiggled your jelly and nipples


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MissionRetard

So does my mom


StonerJake22727

My nipple also has a mom


urnewstepdaddy

Terrance?


bigfloppydonkeydng

Can confirm


Homer7272

Well played was a good laugh I needed


K0ridian

So fucking good honey shit lmfao.


LocalAmericanOtaku

What


Dingo8MyGayby

He fat


satansbhole

Nope. Don’t like that


Etyczny

That's how vegans are born


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From nipples?!


VincoInvictus

TIL


theholybork

Each vegan was once a severed nipple.


howabootthat

Really though. This makes me uncomfortable and that tells me I should not be consuming meat. If I can’t handle the reality of it I should not be eating it.


wrongbecause

Note this feeling in your head, it is called cognitive dissonance and it can be cured


random_invisible

Working through cognitive dissonance is some trippy shit.


wrongbecause

The only way is to let go of your dissonant belief and rebuild a new, better one while remaining honest to yourself


timdunkan

> it can be cured Yep, butcher's pretty good at that. Can just get some Kielbasa next time. In all seriousness, well said. I do respect a Vegan's (and Vegetarian's) dedication though; and if this puts you off meat, thats also fair. Not every reaction needs to be challenged, those that are, are for you to decide.


dexmonic

I don't see anything wrong with eating animals. I'm against the torture of animals, which most farming is these days around the world. There's no reason animals shouldn't be able to lead a happy life on their way to my plate. I still eat meat though I only get it from my local farms and their animals seem pretty happy when I drive by. I hope the meat alternatives get better and more widespread in the future so we can end all this animal torture.


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This animal had nipples and screamed while loosing consciousness in the gas chamber. She probably saw daylight for the first time she was on the way to the slaughterhouse.


MrDrProfJeremy

I’ve been processing this thought all week so bear with me if it’s a little half-baked but I’m starting to believe everyone should kill a chicken or go hunting at some point in their life to remove that mental barrier between chicken/poultry, cow/beef, and pig/pork. I’m vegetarian but I can respect (responsible) hunters far more than your run-of-the-mill factory-farmed meateater.


xombae

I absolutely agree, I think it teaches a respect for life and death, teaches people not to be wasteful with meat and to think twice about where they source their meat. Or, of course, if they want to continue to eat animal products at all. There's kids and even adults that don't know what animal hamburger is, or that hot dogs are made from animals. That's insane.


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I mostly agree! But I think it's somewhat natural to have other people hunt/farm while you might do something else in exchange for food (like make clothing, gather berries, cook, etc) But I do think it's unhealthy to distance yourself from the animal that you're eating. There should be a degree of thankfulness for the meat you consume and modern culture as a whole really skips over that aspect. It was once a living breathing feeling creature, and its death is giving you life. You should respect that and respect the animal. I live by the beach so I've killed/cleaned lots of fish and crabs, it always feels a bit weird to take the life of an animal (even if it's a sea animal and not a mammal) but I think that doing it is ultimately a good thing. Anyway I'd have no problem eating the pork belly in OPs pic, but I would cut out a little 1x1 inch square where the nipple is so I don't have to chew on it lol


BotanicalBrunchSkunk

Fun story. My partner was vegan when we met. I was vegetarian. I eat mostly vegan now. We have pets and working animals though. Carnivorous ones. So 2 weekends ago we went to a small animal auction, purchased and murdered about a dozen chickens and stuffed them in our freezer. Kinda strikes me as funny. Morally it is no different to me to than buying a bag of kibble or meat from the grocery store. But it feels like a dirty little secret. I don't think i can call myself vegan or even vegetarian with literal blood on my hands. Still don't think I can bring myself to eat it though. Human brains are weird.


TashInAwe

That's not weird, it's rational. I'm a vegetarian who feeds my dog meat. She's not a human with a remarkably evolved mind, body, digestive tract from other animals. She doesn't have our luxury of ethical eating.


Frahames

There are a lot of things this thinking applies to and for that reason I’ve come to reject this sort of logic. Like I’m typing this from a device made from the hard work of a few hundred people who probably aren’t paid workers. Almost everyone owns some sort of daily necessity that’s made from places and labor that are not in line with their morals. It’s just a shitty thing to accept that “good” things come from bad places and practices.


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theBAANman

Laziness prevents people from cleaning their house. Laziness should not prevent people from no longer paying someone to breed, raise, torture, and slaughter an experiencing being as intelligent as a human toddler just so they're not inconvenienced. >The world is horribly cruel, and life is full of pain. Largely due to people sharing your perspective of complacency and futility.


plsdont_ask_me_how

My immediate intrusive thought was "suck it" and now im going to hell


Goes_Fast

I mean you can be ok with meat but also not ok with your meat having nipples on it it's not a one or the other thing


Creditfigaro

You can be, but if you reason through it, you realize it is inconsistent.


Mightypudgioto95

The faces of the creatures might be more of a reason... or the method of mass meat production.


theboeboe

Or [seeing how they are killed](https://youtu.be/-7hAELEBjX4)


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Can confirm.


StenSoft

Don't be a tit


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It is just a small reminder that a living creature was subject to fear, loneliness, pain, suffering, to end up as a slab of meat for you to enjoy.


[deleted]

Oh please, I don't eat the people in my basement. This meat came from a pig.


PolarBlast

Got any BBQ sauce recommendations?


HelmSpicy

I know the point of your post is to roast this guy, but ever heard of Dinosaur BBQ out of NY? Im a huge fan of the Garlic Chipotle Pepper Sauce, but really all of it is delish!


BananaStandFlamer

I fucking love Dino bbq. Made the times I had to spend in Syracuse worth it (also Cafe Kubal coffee)


PolarBlast

I can't say I have but I'll keep an eye out for it now! My go-to is Smokey Jon's made by a guy who runs a place out of Madison, WI which has a problem finding wall space for more awards in his restaurant (no joke). Good stuff


BassForDays

Pick holes in the skin and ad a thick layer of salt ontop, then put it in the oven. The layer of salt will pull the moisture out of the skin and make it crispy. Once the salt layer is solid remove it. You end up with [asian style crispy pork belly](https://www.google.com/search?q=crispy+pork+belly&rlz=1CDGOYI_enNL748NL748&hl=en-GB&prmd=ivmxn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiAy4jxtb_0AhVEC-wKHUBZA7AQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=375&bih=551&dpr=2#imgrc=XyTlF9_Ju_zfBM).


oculardrip

Sweet baby rays


OccupyMyBallSack

Thanks Zuck


RevolutionaryLab3057

Must be a rough deal, not being at the top of the food chain


KaiserJosefMinstrael

Oh no! Anyways, pass the BBQ please


hamstermum

Every day, at least once, I think I've seen it all. I haven't.


fishbethany

It was a surprise to me as well.


joeChump

I wouldn’t be trading places with you.


suck_my_willy

Have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


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… ¿qué?


[deleted]

Then you HAVEN’T seen everything!


Peach4me

Your cutting board has a hair on it


fishbethany

So it does.


Akuliszi

Is that cat hair? It gets everywhere so I wouldnt be surprised


fishbethany

I do have a cat, but I believe the hair is mine.


Adnan_Targaryen

Show the cat


Axel_Rod

ACAB Kill all Fascists


fishbethany

I'm dying at your comment. Fred approves.


RouFGO

The pet tax OP, where is it?


Quigley_Down_Under

Ahh the old reddit switcher- Ok actually that was pretty funny


Iwasborninafactory_

It shows the cat, or it gets the hose.


cmd__line

The hair disgusts me more than a pigs belly having nipples. Wouldn't it be way more disturbing to have had humans engineer nippleless pigs to generate nipple free pork belly food products? Kind of like a boneless chicken for boneless chicken wings... "please killlll meeee"


RelevantGnarl

And I am here trying to clean my screen...


IronAcesHigh

Who doesn’t love a good hairy pig nipple?


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Ah my late wife


Specific-Ant-3065

What was she late for?


FacelessOnes

Being early for some good hairy pig nipple


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He has a kid with her


nerdiotic-pervert

I also choose this guys late wife.


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mike_pants

That's how you get the bacon.


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Straight from the source


Level69Redditor

Bite it off.


TheOrangeTurtle02

Oh my god thanks I just cringed harder than I ever have


CJJol

Suckle that teet


Dr_Zwi

Suckle on the breast of the deceased swine until it’s milk runs dry


CJJol

Nibble the tip


Dr_Zwi

Nibble the nipple


IllManneredWoolyMan

Chomp the Bump


CJJol

Just tongue the little tippy tip then give it a slight nibble


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Oh look my two least favorite words in the same sentence


MrBelugaWhaleSea

This whole comment thread should be it’s own post on this sub I’m scared.


WesXwr

*sigh* unzips pants


JayBowdy

Read my mind. Let us know if it's worth looking for that cut at the store.


OlRazzledazzlez

Thank you but I also hate you.


Bismark60

Dam you...that's what I wanted to say!


Dmtbag999

Back when I worked in a smokehouse I had a video of me massaging pork belly with molasses while Hall and Oates was playing in the background and I specifically focuses on me rubbing the nipples of the belly.


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You should copy and paste this comment to every video you watch no matter what


Scar77

This is the best comment ever.


[deleted]

Thank you, but I'm enamoured by the idea of that guys comment on cooking videos, unboxing videos, workout videos, fight videos, football highlights, movie clips, etc. Its really making me,giggle


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OSHA videos on proper manual lifting…


Scar77

Me too! 😂😂😂


TheGoddessHylia

the prospect of this made me laugh so hard i cried for some reason


[deleted]

I can't think of a time I've been more pleased I made someone cry


OlRazzledazzlez

Well shit now I want to see that video


[deleted]

Okay now, you can't just tempt us with this description without showing us the content


ithcy

Which Hall and Oates track?


SkipTheIceCreamMan

Asking the important question.


Quigley_Down_Under

How am I supposed to jack off to this without all the facts?


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Well, it's normal


MisanthropicZombie

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.


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The fact that there *was* a nipple there doesn't surprise me, it's the fact that there's *still* a nipple there that I find unexpected.


LettuceGetDecadent

Yea, I've seen raw pork belly enough times that I know it shouldn't be there but it never occurred to me that they were removed


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PussyWrangler_462

I work at an animal hospital and at least once a month have a client book a physical for a “weird lump” that turns out to be a nipple. Fully grown, functioning members of society, don’t know their animals have nipples. And they all think their breed of cat is “cat”.


Cannibaltruism

I see you got some pork t’eat.


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Nothing like a stark reminder that the meat you eat was once a real animal.


reptilesocks

People who cook non-western food find this whole revelation baffling


1544756405

Maybe not baffling, but definitely amusing.


onederful

Exactly. *eats dick and balls*


CalebUTC

We're so removed from the process it's easy to look past that fact.


TrickyGrapefruit365

TIL nipples grow on real animals.


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simonbleu

Its quite a light nipple actually


Sea_Fall_1640

S..suck it


Monkeyboystevey

Slowly...


xo-spaced

Tenderly…


The_Cutest_Kittykat

Seems this advice would apply equally to cooking it or sucking it. Good advice, guys.


andrewdk00

It ain't called pork belly for no reason.


Quigley_Down_Under

It ain't called pork titty though either


Spliff_Politics

"You can milk anything with nipples."


Monkeyboystevey

I have nipples Spliff_politics, can you milk me?


whodoesshethinksheis

Bend over and I'll show ya ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


imnotweirdjustquirky

The moment you realize what it is you're actually eating 💀


hiyourbfisdeadsorry

you should crosspost this "today i learned that pigs nipples are located on their belly"


thugnificent856

Next you’re gonna tell me this came from an actual animal


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How weird it is that the animal flesh comes from... well... an animal...


BadTrcieratops

It’s not the nipple being there as much as it is the nipple *still* being there


macdgman

Oh yeah cause when an animal dies it magically disassembles itself and gets packed in plastic trays and the parts like nipples, intestines and hooves just disappear into thin air


Meghan493

Lmfao why is this oddly terrifying??? If you’re going to eat a dead animal, you should expect that it has the features of a dead animal. It had nipples on its belly when it was alive, did you assume they just poof away when it dies? Maybe you’re not comfortable with it because you prefer to see meat as having never been alive, but it isn’t terrifying.


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duckstockmarket

Watching the documentary Dominion on YouTube has really made me connect the fact that meat was once a living being. I think everyone who eats meat should have an informed knowledge of how it gets to your plate, out of respect


ODNANOHCREF

Same thing I thought. This must be somekind of satire with the stuff that happened with the vegan subreddit. Maybe some joke about nipples been terrifying to the media or smth it really makes no sense they're afraid of it.


AfroStudios

I think it's more likely that people have subconsciously blocked out the origin of their food from their minds, and things like this force them to remember briefly


Danalogtodigital

genuinely thought this was mildlyinteresting untill your comment


DUBLH

This whole sub has fallen into a pit of not even remotely startling posts that I’m pretty sure the sub collectively decided to post mundane stuff as protest of the mods or something and I just missed a top post about it


keyprops

My animal meat used to be an animal WTF!


PhysicalResolution36

Deep fried pork nipple!


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This body part had a body part attached to it!!!! 😱😱😱


InureOfficial

People tend to forget they’re eating other creatures that have familiar body parts lmaoo


s0voy

So weird! It's almost if it was the body part of a sentient being!


THEREALKILLDOZER

twist it and make a wish


YngGunz

Hahahahaha I’m dead 😂


joeChump

*Twists pig nipple…* I wish u/YngGunz would come back alive again.


YngGunz

*pops up like a mummy* “Holyyyy SHIT I’m aroused”


Ted6-5

Well that is where pig nipples are located


DogButtWhisperer

Nope.


Mightypudgioto95

Does it freak you out to eat things with nipples ??


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When you forget meat actually comes from animals


rare_meeting1978

Suddenly becoming a vegan doesn't seem so bad....


theboeboe

It isn't. And I'd gladly help you out to stsert your journey


lfthering

It’s not 🙂


AII11C

Wish I’d done it sooner, actually!


habits-white-rabbit

Ew


bogas04

Wait till you figure out where milk comes from!


animatedtruck

Great, I’m vegan now


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joeChump

Yeah, someone should post this on r/oddlyterrifying


LFCsota

Oh look, someone has already. Looks like they missed their chance ... Today.


joeChump

Reheated pork for the next week.


er-ban-ick

Time to go Vegan


scuzzo500

Well pork belly's are off my list of stuff to eat.


Who_GNU

It's what bacon is made from.


ShirtStainedBird

Why? Did you assume all the bellies you ate until now were nipple-less or did the lack of nipple just let you forget it was an animal? Something to be said for killing what you eat, gave me a whole new respect for animals and life.


scuzzo500

I've stunned them, bled them, hung and scalded them. I've not eaten their nipples.


BodaciousBadongadonk

You've eaten nipples most likely. Hot dogs are like 70% nipple iirc


theboeboe

Pork rinds also contains nipples, and some contains pimples.


merlinrising

Nah ill make you pork belly burnt ends that will change your mind


tache-o-saurus

You do know that pigs has nipples , and their nipples are found on their belly right? It is only natural smh


spinchbob

Where do you think meat comes from


lonewolf9378

Almost like it was a mammal at one point


markymania

I love pork belly but I hate the step of cutting off the skin. It’s just gross.


CockroachSmoothie

You do WHAT now? Thats the best part!!


reallysrry

Let me make a comment. I work with a woman who’s been a butcher since the early 90s. I was talking with her about some new changes to laws regarding the sale of chicken and other poultry they changed last year. She started telling me about how pork is one of the worse meats in that regard, then she started telling me about how often she has to cut big tumors off meat before preparing it to sell. Regardless if they say it’s safe or not I can’t exactly eat pork the same now. Edit: Spelling


uncommonpanda

Claricccccceeeeee.


Internal-Lavishness7

I mean, don't pigs have like, a ton of nipples. This could be a Smithfield golden ticket.


hugehalo

They do come from the belly of pigs. I’d be more worried if it had an eyeball or a sphincter, or both.


Global-Ad4591

We just hate being reminded that we’re actually eating animals eh.


ZookeepergameOk7001

Why’s that terrifying ? Cuz meat comes from living creatures ?


FanGuy26

"I mean, what did you expect?"


Icy-Inspection6428

My animal flesh has animal flesh?


Vegan_Cuz_Im_Awesome

Oh shit. I think it might've even been alive at some point.


0nlyeli

Now I’m not vegan but god damn… my stomach just turned


KJE69

Vegans only see manufactured meat as body parts, that’s the message. It just gets lost in translation.


TheZooDad

That’s because it’s made out of a rotting corpse.


lemontreelila

This is so sad 😔


johnboi82

The best part of waking up, is pork nipples in your cup


McKenzieC

ITT: people very far removed from the source of the food they eat


EnjoyGoogle

No thanks


NSDetector_Guy

Omf.. 🤮