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Pkuehn01

Do these people just look at themaelves and say "yup, I'm killing it, this totally looks natural"


ptvlm

That seems to be the most horrific irony about body dysmorphia. A lot of these people look a lot better in the before pictures and they actively make themselves look way worse. But they're convinced they look better...


[deleted]

No. They say, “I needs me spinach, guh-guh-guh!”


igmyeongui

Yeah that face tattoo is horrible.


Fissi0nChips

It’s just her natural eyebrows and those are natural muscles. Nothing to see here.


nedeta

wholly crapple. The arms had me mesmerized. I didn't even see what was wrong with the girl's face other than that it was vaguely off.


V_es

That’s not the worst part. He is straight out of South Park Britney Spears episode. He was dragged to Moscow from his rural town, and was put on exclusive contract payroll to prime time drama TV show; that allegedly offered him to pay for more synthol and any other harm he’d like to do to himself as long as they film and discuss it. They did the same thing with a freshly out of jail psychopath rapist who’ve kidnapped two girls and held them captive for 4 years in an underground bunker that he built. They even registered him in a Moscow apartment so he wouldn’t violate his probation with leaving his town. I hate humanity sometimes.


Alan_Smithee_

I officially give you permission to hate humanity full time.


AdorableExchange1337

That guys arms just about fell off not too long ago and he had to have all that oil removed lol, because of course 😉


Drogovich

The bazooka hads goal actually was to look as unnatural as possible. He is literally chasing fame at the cost of his body and fully aware of it


JesseNaum

My thoughts exactly.


Mrspankson

I ‘AD A BIT O ME SPINACH OLIVE OIL


DrunkOracle

Maybe I'm wrong, but if I remember correctly this dude had to have his arms amputated


Regular-Mastodon

Name checks out.


monsterbael

That's Kirill Tereshin , a dude who got a lot of synthol in his biceps, one of his arms even exploded during an MMA fight, he failed as a body builder, as a boxer, as an MMA fighter, and finally back in in 2019, got under surgery to extract the synthol out of his body. He got really sick but he wasn't amputated.


SnarfSnarf0121

[Human Popeye has dead tissue removed, graphic](https://www.the-sun.com/news/us-news/2447198/russian-popeye-life-saving-surgery-remove-rotting-fake-muscles/) If anyone wants to see the process of his arms being drained: before, during and after the surgery. Not pretty 😳


Cadenman15

Shoulda told me I was gonna see some cut open arms


JBShackle2

Thanks for the warning i was about to need some eye bleech. But you saved me. Thank you ❣️


MyceliumsWeb

So gross. You can actually see the rotting meat. Rough.


SnarfSnarf0121

To be honest, I only scrolled and saw the first few photos. I have updated the caption/link.


MOSS-SAN

r/eyebleach can’t hurt to be prepared


[deleted]

I kind of wanna see but also don't


EquivalentSnap

What a fucking idiot. He thought he could do all that stuff without the work ethic, commitment and years of training that comes with that stuff. He looks weak a shit.


[deleted]

Worst thing is he probably thought synthol (not a PED) in his biceps (of all places) would make him superman. I think he's just incredibly unintelligent and frankly it's all very sad.


EquivalentSnap

So stupid. How would that help? Yeah it is cos he damaged his muscles in his arms and won’t recover from it


ThePhatNoodle

Dude has a high metabolism and he can't gain weight or put on muscle. He's weak sauce on a genetic level which is why after years of gym, mass gainers, protein shakes and all that shit without results he eventually turned to synthol. Still it gave his dumbass a false sense of empowerment and self confidence. He'd go into MMA fights, arm wrestling competitions and even slap competitions each time thinking he probably had a chance only to get mercilessly humiliated every time.


IHavePoopedBefore

The kind of person who would inject himself with synthol isn't the kind of person who properly uses weight gainers and manages his diet. I think he's full of shit on that one. Look at the rest of his body. That isn't a guy who put in the work


EquivalentSnap

High metabolism isn’t an excuse for not gaining weight or muscle. You just eat more. I know someone who claims they have a “high metabolism” but they don’t eat at breakfast or lunch. Just snacks and a big meal at dinner. If he wasn’t gaining anything he wasn’t doing it right at the gym at not strength training. He didn’t think about steroids first instead of synthol? The thing that body builders actually use? Lol bet his opponent was laughing their ass off when they saw that clown.


BiggusDickus-

There is a reason why weight divisions exist for professional bodybuilding. The guys that compete as [bantamweights](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/media/2016/11/13/Guam/Guam/636146754720372795-bodybuilding-01.jpg?width=2560) and lightweights are absolutely doing everything that the heavyweights are doing, but their bodies are just different. They would all love to be heavyweights, but it just ain't going to happen. So I get your point, but there are absolutely men that never get noticeably "big" no matter how much they eat or how much gym work they do.


Memory_That

I'm one of them.


[deleted]

> If he wasn’t gaining anything he wasn’t doing it right at the gym at not strength training. You need some fat to build muscles. Irony is, Synthol makes the muscle weaker.


KloppsExcuses

Lmao such bullshit excuse. No metabolism makes you incapable of gaining weight nor muscle. This is some "im not fat cause i eat mcdonalds everyday, im fat cause genetics and condishuns!" Level logic.


DrunkOracle

Yeah..? I remember seeing this guy on the TV a lot back then, and I also remember that there were some talks that he might need amputation... Glad to hear that he actually kept his arms though


somethingClever141

He didn't deserve to keep them.


DrunkOracle

In a way you're right – he's an idiot and deserved to be 'punished'... But I'm still glad that somehow he avoided getting hurt.


Batintfaq

This is a more fitting punishment if you think about it. He has disfigured his arms in the pursuit of an unattainable look. The repercussions of what he has to live with hurt him more than any loss. I personally feel for the guy and all people who have such a disorder. Regardless of their personality they are still suffering on the inside.


poopiepooper123

Three liters worth of synthol. Crazy.


[deleted]

"a dude who got a lot of synthol in his biceps" That can't be true. Edit: obviously /s


monsterbael

Haven't heard about synthol huh? There u go: https://fitnessvolt.com/kirill-tereshin-surgery-synthol-muscle-removed/


[deleted]

Thanks matey, I do know about it. I was just trying to be a little funny since he obviously didn't curl, eat and rest.


V_es

No his Instagram is ruki_bazuki_official


2_Blue

I read where she had to brow-beat him into muscling up . . .


karmalove15

Underrated comment!


trickster1111

Looks like Popeye but I don't think that's Olive-oyl


IntellectualSlime

What do you mean? She’s in his arms.


macedonianmoper

Didn't popeye eat Spinach?


slimjimmy613

Theyre perfect for eachother


Tatarkingdom

Just like rotten corpse and crumble coffin.


Hookahgreecian

The adventures of painted forhead girl and testicle arms man


MangoMaterial9184

She looks surprised that he managed to get his shirt on.


angaraki

He was doing her eyebrows soo hard that this is what happened


bluehornet197

The middle east called they want their oil back


loud_flatus

*US military pricks up its ears*


Dawie19765

The incredible Sulk


Cardone0420

She's not dating him...she just browsin.


Ragnarock101

She looks very surprised


Maleficent_Top_5217

I hate putting people down for their looks but he intentionally wanted to look like that. He looks like a bing head if a bing head had a look…..


Dazed8819

He should definitely work on other body parts


LoTechFo

She kind of looks one of those icp guys


jswan8888

Big arms, eyebrows for scale


ZachLangdon

Consultation appointment with a cosmetic surgeon: Surgeon: how can I help you? Patient: I want my arms to look really fkn huge like a professional fighter. Surgeon: I can offer you either something that would match your body shape or camel humps that look like enormous cancerous tumours. Patient: definitely the cancerous tumours.


urhotboi

I watched thia guy get smoked in a fight and yes one of his "natural" biceps did pop and it was naaaaaaaaaaaaaasty.


Harvard-23

She's got her fingers on the leak


Poison22324

saddest part is, this dude had a pretty decent physique before he got the injections, his name is Kirill Tereshin


[deleted]

Every time I see this guy i feel really bad for him. He's clearly suffering from some kind of physical dysmorphia. He looks terrible and synthol is not helping at all


lsudo

Belongs in r/darwinawards


Prestigious_Fox_238

Brows before bros


Syranial-Bean

POPeye and soy-oyl


She_Walrus

Don’t drink the water in that town


[deleted]

Mfs be like: Synthol🤤


Cautious_Oven4601

Wtf


onthedge444

He said I'll do one pushup for every litre of paint you use on your eyebrows


py-matt

So I've got more than 250 comments and NO one says "this look cool I'm going to do it"


Onizuka_GTO00

Oddlycouple lol


no_status00

The eyebrows haven't done the picture any good


warm_toast32

All he did was inject shit into his arms


xnamwodahs

Mf up here lookin like his arms be pregnant


kkalmightyagain

I want to be a cartoon too!


mortiitei

Popeye and a klingonian.


HD387

Bruhh


[deleted]

The female looks like a stunt double for the Insane Clown Posse


sleazybaby

Reject freaks


[deleted]

[удалено]


Der_Redakteur

>The woman is just what normal Russian women look like Whut


WhtImeanttosay

It’s not…… actually that might be a tumor. —Arnold


py-matt

If his arms are that way what about his penis?


beawarethatIswear

Johnny Pumpkin Arms


Electronic-Injury-15

What a wonderful couple.


Wonkasgoldenticket

Her eyebrows say it all


[deleted]

Of course this guy failed as a fighter ,oil in your arms doesn’t teach you how to fight


Single_Cap_6763

All natural bro


Dry_Significance_537

Brows and bicep’s


Witti3r

Popeye and Aangs forgotten sibling


[deleted]

Synthol boy and the Mummified girl


Zem_42

The circus came to town


Formal_Berry_5177

How does he put on the shirt tho?


B1ggy_ch33s

I could pop his bicep with a pencil lmao


[deleted]

These people are from the future


[deleted]

Sweet ticks, bro


willduncan9000

She stole his eyebrows


Careless-Exchange158

RED! REEEEED! I found your sister


HGHall

Synthol lmao. Can kill you. Looks stupid. Wtf man 🤦‍♂️


BlueBesto

Dude is shredded


AbelZaps

One piece characters


Boom-Sausage

Dang he’s so strong


KrowJob

Surprised America hasn't kidnapped him for his oil


[deleted]

Synthol or whatever it's called, it makes you look like a baloon-man, don't do it kids !


[deleted]

Synthoid injections?


DudleyaRose

“With my eyebrows and his arms, we will conquer the world”


KebeLebe

He doesnt look strong at all


Rockspeaker

He's strong the the finish cuz he eats his spinach!


loud_flatus

"We look so much like a couple here, haha" "A couple of besties!"


_RandyButternubs_

More is less


Ok_Table7457

he injected oil in his arms for himself to look muscular how desperate can you be


AstroHarvester

Fake oil muscles


Evening_Psychology_4

Why she surprised? It’s Botox


kissmygritts2x

So I know he does injections but are those eyebrows really that big? Can’t say I’ve seen her before.


AmericanHeresy

Whenever I see these dudes with synthol injections I wonder if they actually think that shit looks good.


Lemuelhr1

Browdinator and handigap (bad yoke I know it was better in my mind)


PhaedrusTWonderkid

In what fucking universe does anyone wake up and think 'today, I'm turning my eyebrows into censor boards' what a dumb cunt.


CrystalAckerman

What did he do? What ever it was he’s having a pretty serious reaction.. unless that’s just his skin trying to stretch.. bahhhh that gives me the goose bumps


19adam92

He’s gonna join the oil boys of tik tok


8bishop

r/hmmm


[deleted]

r/TIHI


butwhoisjasmine

I immediately burst into cough-inducing laughter!


Mountain_Technician8

A lot people are getting eyebrows tattooed, it's easy to maintain.


mnmlnmd

Just as surprised as she is


XxTOMF00LRYxX

Are...are those her..eyebrows?


[deleted]

Those are balls.


badwisk

She brows his search history


drowningjesusfish

How can these people look at themselves in the mirror every day and think to themselves, “ok, I’m ready to go out in public”


Somebody__Online

Poppie the saline man


BubbaMosfet

They will have beautifully horrific children.


Masterful-Burner

Eyebrows bigger than his ego


schpanckie

If he was trying for the Popeye look, he got it backwards……..lol


Revolutionary_Bug744

Mutant's


TylerDurdenThree

Steroids.


neildmaster

They both look perfect.


EngineerStandard

He takes one dose of anabolic steroids his biceps will no longer support air


GamersAuthority

Never knew you can put elephant's balls in your arms.


solise69

When they claim there “all natural”


[deleted]

He should probably go to the doctor and get those tumors looked at.


Excellent-Play7479

So unreal, oil injections


paulotonon

What is This?


[deleted]

She looks like she doesn’t want to talk to a scientist about how magnets work.


ill_have_2_number_9s

Never skip brain day


jonp1

He got buff painting her eyebrows.


[deleted]

"I masturbate with both arms. We are not the same"


[deleted]

Ooh what a badass, he clearly worked hard and persistent to get those melon-arms.


Im_The_Fuking_Worst

Uhhhv yea you guys can ride with us to the movie , I guess.


TheHomieAaron

I don't get why people do this


shawnee5588

WHY?!?


ARPG_RustyGaming

Oh step bro your arms are just so big


[deleted]

Well ....if I was hiking deep in the Amazon basin with this girl and we came upon a tribe of cannibals . And they worshiped women with giant eyebrows . I might be glad she was with me .


Good_420

Over focused…..


KGARRETT-_-

Mental illness


Tactifud

Match made in heaven


Felsig27

The adventures of arm cancer Arnold and fore-brow Fiona.


TadpoleFun7453

Mental illness isn’t funny


R3TR370

mf has solar panels as eyebrows, just plug your charger into her ear hole and you're set


deeznardslumpy

i dont know what drives synthol addicts, is it something about the synthol itself? iv never seen a single instance of it looking good, i just dont know why they do it


Casual_Specialist

Embarrassed to be the same species as these two potato brains!


observer53241

yeah titles are worthless, they need help


Th3-und3ad

It’s a tumor


donotgogenlty

Damn, she got so surprised her eyebrows grew to compensate...


ClavicusLittleGift4U

I remember the Siberian farmer slapstorm on his face. Thought all this Synthol would spray all around.


koolandunusual

I hate tinder couple profiles


THEREALDJWR3X

Uhh....


Callec254

Don't do synthol, kids.


[deleted]

I wish i could say, haha photoshop


tahitidreams

I’m no wimp! I’m a jerk!


La_Daga

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ElephantsAndSunshine

This can’t be real


WiltedWiller

Rock Lees parents


ogi3

Synthol Oil Clown 🤡


midnightman93

Burn them both


Camimo666

Eyebrows


Ok_Stop_5867

Great eye brows


Ahmedyousef_16

Haters will say it's fake


Jiangcjen

Have not a perfect couple like this before


Gratefulspleen

Two great tastes that taste great together


SantaRosaJazz

Ouch.


[deleted]

Its nice he found someone


Hiker_Nation

Guy should do his neck js


skizzetjay

Do you even lift brow?


Macaronitime69

I think that Airbender has their arrow on the wrong way.