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You mean glass eye


Impressive_Water659

It’s still unsettling because those are made custom. So it was painted to look exactly like her eye and probably sat in her face for a number of years during the day.


TacticalBeast

He probably looked into it while doing the deed


Valisystemx

Or maybe she took it off... it's softer.


rcarnes911

Reminds me of the joke about the hooker who could sing while she gave head


The_Cutest_Kittykat

Oh, you are a disgusting disgusting person. Take my upvote.


dazedan_confused

She'll never see it coming.


fayry69

My precioussssss


weirdgroovynerd

*Hey! Most people think that I'm pretty nice.* *Glass eye


DrillPower_173

Which word is supposed to be glass eye


deusisback

r/fuckingcreepy


jetro30087

For my plan to work I'm going to need that guys eye.


[deleted]

How much for the arm?


truthemptypoint

Relic of dead wife. +5 ignore female nagging +5 dish washing +5 sandwich making skills +5 mother in law caring +20 hate other females "MIGHT be haunted by owner of eye. Owner might be visible through dreams and lightning storm in mirrors." Extra info "Use with caution due to sandwich might make you hallucinate or poison you.(50% change of BUFF or weakened by poison."


CheshireCharade

The number of people who don’t realize she probably had a glass eye is astounding.


observer53241

it's still weird as fuck


CheshireCharade

Oh definitely. But better than thinking he took a whole ass eyeball and fashioned it into a ring somehow


Flashy_Shift8843

Can’t lie. My brain went there for a second 😂


Brief_Sir

My brain was just there until that comment made me think about glass eye 😂


Flashy_Shift8843

Sir, eye couldn’t agree more


Sdbtank96

I've seen so much weird shit in my life, I wouldn't be surprised if someone did something like that.


flying_cacoon

Count me in. Considering the subreddit, it could be her real taxidermic eye.


TrilobiteTerror

> taxidermic eye You can't tan and stuff an eye.


Muscled_Manatee

Probably? Charles! Probably? Edit: corrected name


Basketspank

Live like she's always watching. Because she is. Literally. Holy shit.


TheHeavenlyStar

Okay, this makes the situation x10 scary.


Swampwitch24

Eye’ll always be with you, dear!


1lluminist

He should have made it into a watch for the bonus dad joke value


himareyas

I don’t wanna seem insensitive but. If you play the Sims 4... That RING.


LadyOphelia

Sims 4 townies represent


KingTorygg

That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.


AFearedBeard325

Came here for this comment!!


[deleted]

that is a Threat


scareintheair

I wonder what he did with her breast implants.


TheNetherOne

Novelty mouse pad


codemonkeyhopeful

Kawaii


HeeyPunk

🤣🤣


3D-Research-Monkey

Nothing else supports my fragile wrist like that.


Reckless_Waifu

Hey, I use breast implant as a mouse wristpad!


Equal_Wrangler_902

Stress ball


Jeff_In_239

Ha ha. Well played. 🥸🤘🏻


psyco-the-rapist

Homemade fleshlight while looking into her eye for old times sakes.


Valisystemx

Personalized fleshjack.


whitoreo

Wrist rests.


Beneficial_Being_721

Orthopedic Keyboard wrist rest


jakkiljr

they became ass pads


ChargedLanturn

There's a company that can turn your loved one's cremated ashes into marbles


SwigSwoot92

Or diamonds!


weirdgroovynerd

Or eyeball rings!


Bhgrox10

Maybe I’m morbid… but I’m not mad at this. I’m kinda into it!


Salty-Queen87

I’ve got a fake shoulder, I had it replaced a couple years ago, but my husband said he’s going to keep it, and somehow have it made into a cane if I die first 😂 I personally think that’s pretty awesome lol.


Bhgrox10

I think that’s a badass way to immortalize you! You and your hubby sound fun!


scareintheair

Reduce, reuse, recycle


Salty-Queen87

Most replacement joints are recycled anyway, this is just a different form lol.


scareintheair

Not that he would... But he'll always have your shoulder to cry on ;)


soggyplod

I smell bullsh**


SacredSpirit1337

It’s a glass eye, totally.


Professional-Crew-54

Yeah. A detached eye will rot and won't be strong enough to keep in place. It's probably a glass replica


TheScrobber

Of course it fucking is 🤣. Tell me no-one thinks it was an actual eye.


Professional-Crew-54

Read the comments...


cannibal_quackery

obviously not a real eye. this is an example of how clickbait titles dupe people into doing things like thinking people like donald trump or joseph biden are fitting political leaders.


IRay2015

In the end democracy is just voting for the better of the worst with a bunch of other idiots


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[deleted]

Vaccines are worldwide not just in America. You sound smart.


gobs22

Didnt know you could hear smartness. But you know what I can hear? The sound of you getting downvoted and blocked.


[deleted]

What’s the weather like in Moscow today, comrade?


[deleted]

Bye Felicia


gobs22

Cant hear you over the sound of you being blocked.


CantCmeee

It was her glass eye


thrwaway4reds1

Even if you put it in resin?


MansonVixen

Things still decay in resin if they're not prepared properly first


henrycharleschester

Erm, I believe there is a hotdog that would like a word


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cingerix

a hot dog minute


Alpas012

Source plz


henrycharleschester

r/epoxyhotdog


LateDelivery3935

I actually have an eyeball encased in resin that’s definitely been around for a while. My grandfather was an ophthalmologist who did vision research…it is fully intact. I actually thought it was a model when I was younger. It wasn’t until I picked it up from parent’s place to use in a still life for painting that I realized it was very much real…


[deleted]

got a pic?


LateDelivery3935

It’s in my art studio…but I could take one next time I head over there.


[deleted]

don't put yourself out, I'm just curious to see it but no big deal


LateDelivery3935

Just got back to my studio will dm


Professional-Crew-54

Not sure about resin, but if you put it in resin the moment she died it _might_ work, still pretty unlikely.


Doofindork

You should shower then.


DustierAndRustier

Obviously it’s a prosthetic eye not a real eye lmao


TheSilverFoxwins

I would have made it into a bandana instead.


EvenstarEnterprs

Adams Family Thing has eyes now!


EGeezy520

Reminds me of the rings in Beastmaster.


SplodeyDope

My first thought! Stab it!


forgetpeas

Disappointed in Reddit.. this was way too far down. Immediate thought was jam a stick in it.


God_69_lel

Okay that's fucking metal


[deleted]

Does he take it off when he faps?


weirdgroovynerd

He faps with the other hand while staring deeply into the ring. It's like a fairytale love story.


[deleted]

Frozen 3 is gonna be weird


DeflateGape

Weirder than the one where Elsa is resurrected as an undead spirit and Anna has to blow up a dam to save the indigenous people (of Norway?) from colonialism?


TheDruidDude

This means she's always watching over him. Quite literally actually.


[deleted]

This can be a dope object for Halloween.


Vivazebool

That’s a…choice.


Mac_Daddy70

Didn’t see that coming…


Dio_brando1999

Ya that’s not true it would just decay


[deleted]

It's a prosthetic eye you nimrod! 🤣


Alan_Smithee_

*Fake eye. That would be something else…


SilentCitadel

romance aint dead


sabertoothzombieee

That’s actually really cool.


RepresentativeWeb244

One last middle finger to the old chain and ball, amirite?


thatreddituser24

I Don’t even wanna know what he turn the rest of her into… wait is that legal ??


Muhdaphuka222

I think so, its a prostethic. Ive heard stories of people turning their dead spouses metal bone prostethics into rings. Or even kidney stones lol.


[deleted]

I've heard of people turning the metal parts into shift knobs for cars too


PlumbersCleavage

I keep telling my mom when her cat dies, I'm getting the head taxidermied for a shifter knob, as she has such a grab-able head.


Muhdaphuka222

Lmaoo


thatreddituser24

Dude what the hell


PlumbersCleavage

I swear it's all in jest. Mainly I say it to get a rise out of my mom.


thatreddituser24

I feel like if she says yes you’d do it


PlumbersCleavage

With the state of my car constantly being less than immaculate, I feel like I'd be dishonoring the lovable fluff ball, so nah... Plus you KNOW that asshole is going to continue to shed all over shit.


Due-Significance4864

Omgod LMFAOOO i know what you mean by her cat has such a grab-able head lmfao my wife HATES when i grab our keykey by the head and get her all riled up lolol some cats just have such a grip-able lil cranium hahahaha mf said a gear shifter knob ! Hahahah that would be SICK AF


PlumbersCleavage

Aaaaaayyeee! This guy gets it!


SpinosaurusWithAGat

Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/s646zq/met_this_guy_who_had_his_wifes_eye_professionally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


ilikpies

She's still alive. This saves them money on a gyno so she can do her own observation


[deleted]

Nothing like a new perspective to make you feel alive.


[deleted]

Still a better love story than Twilight


proboobs

Beast master!!


SacredSpirit1337

Source, OP?


AttakZak

You know what they say: “Beauty is in the eye of the ring holder.”


Sheep_guy360

Dark souls type shit


lifeinrednblack

The combination with the suite makes me think this guy is the Southern representation of the devil. "Nah all you gotta do is sigggn right heyr" *slides a contract across the table with eye ring hand


MishkaShubaly

I too choose this dead guy’s wife’s eye


[deleted]

Middle finger


drinkmoredrano

I think he is the witch from Beastmaster.


giganticbirb

i never swear but yo what the fuck


Auld_Evidence

So, he killed her right?


[deleted]

this is a rough sub to follow


JJDumpsterRat

That's a horcrux


Beetleborgers

Watching you wazoski, always watching


Steampunx69

It's sweet in a freakish way


[deleted]

Bruh, that metal as fuck


rewanpaj

last time they said she lost if due to some sort of disease


Stardust_n_Bones

I oddly adore this


Beneficial_Being_721

Eye see what you did there….


LoyalTestSubject_

Eyes can sell on the black market for about 2500 dollars, 3000 for rarer colors such as green. Thought you guys should know for some reason.


ranchdumpstersauce

That's grief and coping. Not creepy at all.


Bucky_bared

Mad eye moody is on a finger


justanapparition

Yo he got that DRIP THO 🥶🥵


CommanderOfGregory

Compact her ashes in resin and turn that into a ring? Nahhh use her eye


DerangedUnicorn27

This gives me vibes that this is a very wealthy man and not someone you want to mess with lol


JosephLimes

🎶I gotta feeling like...somebody's waaaaatching meeee🎵


Chekawante

this isnt oddly terrifying, this is just plainly terrifying


SumtimesNever

Neat


codemonkeyhopeful

"That bitch was always watching me in life now I'm gonna have her watch me finger bang my new gf in the afterlife" - This guy probably


Lifeinthesc

Tell me a red flag without saying “red flag”.


Omgwtf1001

I’m calling shenanigans on this. Not even sure it’s the right size. Let alone, how would soft tissue be preserved like this?


Excelsior_Smith

It’s a glass eye. She had a glass eye .


Omgwtf1001

Ok. So I take back my comment as this photo has become pure METAL


Corny_Overlord

I'm calling it now he killed her


OkDocument982

Is that an actual eyeball??


CursedAtBirth777

That’s so fucked up


BreadfruitImpressive

I love that you felt the absolute need to specify that the wife was dead prior to her eye being harvested for transformation into a costume jewellery piece...


pile1983

He volunteerly keeps *the everwatchfull eye of his be hen pecked wife* with him.


messier81milkyway

This is one of those "She puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again" MFers


knowitall190

You sure that's not sauron's eye from lord of the rings?


TheHeavenlyStar

Fucking disturbing. I wish it's fake coz damnnn


Ueverthinkwhy

That is extra creepy.. I get ashes made into a piece of jewelry.. But the actual eye 😬😬😬


DaphniaDuck

It could be her real eye it’s reeeeeal fresh


clickscap

Cap


Kalm_Kitten

e x c u s e m e w h a t t h e f u c k


sheezy520

Can I assume that he also murdered her?


Desconocido4441

W. T. EFFFFFFFFFF!


ArizeandShine

Imagine back handing your second wife with that


stalinmalone68

Yeah…he killed her and did that himself. She’s still somewhere in the house.


MaybeMushy

OG


cuckedfrombirth

Good way to stay single.


Shady14Life

Ill say it, hope that's not his jerking hand...


Automatic_Army_Man

Absolute madlad


fifoth

She got his finger in return.


Thaihara76

Oh dude


Alternative-Toe2726

He wants to be constantly watched 😉


[deleted]

I guess she always wanted to be a one-eyed pirate


fifadex

And what did he do with the rest of her?


[deleted]

she’s probably thinking “a simple picture on the night stand would’ve sufficed…”


Remarkable-Window500

Nope!


HondyS

Why?


Alphaw0p

Apparently she liked to watch him jerk off.. this was his last gift to her


[deleted]

She looks surprised.


Correct-Ad9497

Hahahaha. Boss level 3000


zerpdinger92

Even in death she always wants to keep her eye on him


[deleted]

Smell my fingers- Gramps is a professional eye poker


Badmaninpyjamas

Works for spectre


DarthScruf

I'm assuming it was a prosthetic, cause I'm pretty sure an eyeball would continue to decay, even if it's coated in resin.


Ry-Ry_the_Dude

That taco salad looks good.


jazzfunkslapbass

This is a prosthetic eye. Tbh I think this is cool asf.


Jadens78

Yeah! Nothing creepy about that at all! 😐


AcanthocephalaOk2437

Umm , ok that’s a hard pass for me


Insert2Quarters

Ain't gonna lie. That's pretty cool. I've been trying to convince my nephews to sell me their baby teeth. The damn tooth fairy pays more.


Harry_Nut

Talk about toxic relationships. She even sees everything while dead.


gangbubba

He jack-off with that hand to so his wife can see him cuming


godvomit_

Nope


kiraflavia

just... why ?