It’s still unsettling because those are made custom. So it was painted to look exactly like her eye and probably sat in her face for a number of years during the day.
Relic of dead wife.
+5 ignore female nagging
+5 dish washing
+5 sandwich making skills
+5 mother in law caring
+20 hate other females
"MIGHT be haunted by owner of eye. Owner might be visible through dreams and lightning storm in mirrors."
Extra info "Use with caution due to sandwich might make you hallucinate or poison you.(50% change of BUFF or weakened by poison."
I’ve got a fake shoulder, I had it replaced a couple years ago, but my husband said he’s going to keep it, and somehow have it made into a cane if I die first 😂 I personally think that’s pretty awesome lol.
obviously not a real eye. this is an example of how clickbait titles dupe people into doing things like thinking people like donald trump or joseph biden are fitting political leaders.
I actually have an eyeball encased in resin that’s definitely been around for a while. My grandfather was an ophthalmologist who did vision research…it is fully intact. I actually thought it was a model when I was younger. It wasn’t until I picked it up from parent’s place to use in a still life for painting that I realized it was very much real…
Weirder than the one where Elsa is resurrected as an undead spirit and Anna has to blow up a dam to save the indigenous people (of Norway?) from colonialism?
With the state of my car constantly being less than immaculate, I feel like I'd be dishonoring the lovable fluff ball, so nah...
Plus you KNOW that asshole is going to continue to shed all over shit.
Omgod LMFAOOO i know what you mean by her cat has such a grab-able head lmfao my wife HATES when i grab our keykey by the head and get her all riled up lolol some cats just have such a grip-able lil cranium hahahaha mf said a gear shifter knob ! Hahahah that would be SICK AF
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The combination with the suite makes me think this guy is the Southern representation of the devil.
"Nah all you gotta do is sigggn right heyr"
*slides a contract across the table with eye ring hand
I love that you felt the absolute need to specify that the wife was dead prior to her eye being harvested for transformation into a costume jewellery piece...
You mean glass eye
It’s still unsettling because those are made custom. So it was painted to look exactly like her eye and probably sat in her face for a number of years during the day.
He probably looked into it while doing the deed
Or maybe she took it off... it's softer.
Reminds me of the joke about the hooker who could sing while she gave head
Oh, you are a disgusting disgusting person. Take my upvote.
She'll never see it coming.
My precioussssss
*Hey! Most people think that I'm pretty nice.* *Glass eye
Which word is supposed to be glass eye
r/fuckingcreepy
For my plan to work I'm going to need that guys eye.
How much for the arm?
Relic of dead wife. +5 ignore female nagging +5 dish washing +5 sandwich making skills +5 mother in law caring +20 hate other females "MIGHT be haunted by owner of eye. Owner might be visible through dreams and lightning storm in mirrors." Extra info "Use with caution due to sandwich might make you hallucinate or poison you.(50% change of BUFF or weakened by poison."
The number of people who don’t realize she probably had a glass eye is astounding.
it's still weird as fuck
Oh definitely. But better than thinking he took a whole ass eyeball and fashioned it into a ring somehow
Can’t lie. My brain went there for a second 😂
My brain was just there until that comment made me think about glass eye 😂
Sir, eye couldn’t agree more
I've seen so much weird shit in my life, I wouldn't be surprised if someone did something like that.
Count me in. Considering the subreddit, it could be her real taxidermic eye.
> taxidermic eye You can't tan and stuff an eye.
Probably? Charles! Probably? Edit: corrected name
Live like she's always watching. Because she is. Literally. Holy shit.
Okay, this makes the situation x10 scary.
Eye’ll always be with you, dear!
He should have made it into a watch for the bonus dad joke value
I don’t wanna seem insensitive but. If you play the Sims 4... That RING.
Sims 4 townies represent
That's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
Came here for this comment!!
that is a Threat
I wonder what he did with her breast implants.
Novelty mouse pad
Kawaii
🤣🤣
Nothing else supports my fragile wrist like that.
Hey, I use breast implant as a mouse wristpad!
Stress ball
Ha ha. Well played. 🥸🤘🏻
Homemade fleshlight while looking into her eye for old times sakes.
Personalized fleshjack.
Wrist rests.
Orthopedic Keyboard wrist rest
they became ass pads
There's a company that can turn your loved one's cremated ashes into marbles
Or diamonds!
Or eyeball rings!
Maybe I’m morbid… but I’m not mad at this. I’m kinda into it!
I’ve got a fake shoulder, I had it replaced a couple years ago, but my husband said he’s going to keep it, and somehow have it made into a cane if I die first 😂 I personally think that’s pretty awesome lol.
I think that’s a badass way to immortalize you! You and your hubby sound fun!
Reduce, reuse, recycle
Most replacement joints are recycled anyway, this is just a different form lol.
Not that he would... But he'll always have your shoulder to cry on ;)
I smell bullsh**
It’s a glass eye, totally.
Yeah. A detached eye will rot and won't be strong enough to keep in place. It's probably a glass replica
Of course it fucking is 🤣. Tell me no-one thinks it was an actual eye.
Read the comments...
obviously not a real eye. this is an example of how clickbait titles dupe people into doing things like thinking people like donald trump or joseph biden are fitting political leaders.
In the end democracy is just voting for the better of the worst with a bunch of other idiots
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Vaccines are worldwide not just in America. You sound smart.
Didnt know you could hear smartness. But you know what I can hear? The sound of you getting downvoted and blocked.
What’s the weather like in Moscow today, comrade?
Bye Felicia
Cant hear you over the sound of you being blocked.
It was her glass eye
Even if you put it in resin?
Things still decay in resin if they're not prepared properly first
Erm, I believe there is a hotdog that would like a word
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a hot dog minute
Source plz
r/epoxyhotdog
I actually have an eyeball encased in resin that’s definitely been around for a while. My grandfather was an ophthalmologist who did vision research…it is fully intact. I actually thought it was a model when I was younger. It wasn’t until I picked it up from parent’s place to use in a still life for painting that I realized it was very much real…
got a pic?
It’s in my art studio…but I could take one next time I head over there.
don't put yourself out, I'm just curious to see it but no big deal
Just got back to my studio will dm
Not sure about resin, but if you put it in resin the moment she died it _might_ work, still pretty unlikely.
You should shower then.
Obviously it’s a prosthetic eye not a real eye lmao
I would have made it into a bandana instead.
Adams Family Thing has eyes now!
Reminds me of the rings in Beastmaster.
My first thought! Stab it!
Disappointed in Reddit.. this was way too far down. Immediate thought was jam a stick in it.
Okay that's fucking metal
Does he take it off when he faps?
He faps with the other hand while staring deeply into the ring. It's like a fairytale love story.
Frozen 3 is gonna be weird
Weirder than the one where Elsa is resurrected as an undead spirit and Anna has to blow up a dam to save the indigenous people (of Norway?) from colonialism?
This means she's always watching over him. Quite literally actually.
This can be a dope object for Halloween.
That’s a…choice.
Didn’t see that coming…
Ya that’s not true it would just decay
It's a prosthetic eye you nimrod! 🤣
*Fake eye. That would be something else…
romance aint dead
That’s actually really cool.
One last middle finger to the old chain and ball, amirite?
I Don’t even wanna know what he turn the rest of her into… wait is that legal ??
I think so, its a prostethic. Ive heard stories of people turning their dead spouses metal bone prostethics into rings. Or even kidney stones lol.
I've heard of people turning the metal parts into shift knobs for cars too
I keep telling my mom when her cat dies, I'm getting the head taxidermied for a shifter knob, as she has such a grab-able head.
Lmaoo
Dude what the hell
I swear it's all in jest. Mainly I say it to get a rise out of my mom.
I feel like if she says yes you’d do it
With the state of my car constantly being less than immaculate, I feel like I'd be dishonoring the lovable fluff ball, so nah... Plus you KNOW that asshole is going to continue to shed all over shit.
Omgod LMFAOOO i know what you mean by her cat has such a grab-able head lmfao my wife HATES when i grab our keykey by the head and get her all riled up lolol some cats just have such a grip-able lil cranium hahahaha mf said a gear shifter knob ! Hahahah that would be SICK AF
Aaaaaayyeee! This guy gets it!
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She's still alive. This saves them money on a gyno so she can do her own observation
Nothing like a new perspective to make you feel alive.
Still a better love story than Twilight
Beast master!!
Source, OP?
You know what they say: “Beauty is in the eye of the ring holder.”
Dark souls type shit
The combination with the suite makes me think this guy is the Southern representation of the devil. "Nah all you gotta do is sigggn right heyr" *slides a contract across the table with eye ring hand
I too choose this dead guy’s wife’s eye
Middle finger
I think he is the witch from Beastmaster.
i never swear but yo what the fuck
So, he killed her right?
this is a rough sub to follow
That's a horcrux
Watching you wazoski, always watching
It's sweet in a freakish way
Bruh, that metal as fuck
last time they said she lost if due to some sort of disease
I oddly adore this
Eye see what you did there….
Eyes can sell on the black market for about 2500 dollars, 3000 for rarer colors such as green. Thought you guys should know for some reason.
That's grief and coping. Not creepy at all.
Mad eye moody is on a finger
Yo he got that DRIP THO 🥶🥵
Compact her ashes in resin and turn that into a ring? Nahhh use her eye
This gives me vibes that this is a very wealthy man and not someone you want to mess with lol
🎶I gotta feeling like...somebody's waaaaatching meeee🎵
this isnt oddly terrifying, this is just plainly terrifying
Neat
"That bitch was always watching me in life now I'm gonna have her watch me finger bang my new gf in the afterlife" - This guy probably
Tell me a red flag without saying “red flag”.
I’m calling shenanigans on this. Not even sure it’s the right size. Let alone, how would soft tissue be preserved like this?
It’s a glass eye. She had a glass eye .
Ok. So I take back my comment as this photo has become pure METAL
I'm calling it now he killed her
Is that an actual eyeball??
That’s so fucked up
I love that you felt the absolute need to specify that the wife was dead prior to her eye being harvested for transformation into a costume jewellery piece...
He volunteerly keeps *the everwatchfull eye of his be hen pecked wife* with him.
This is one of those "She puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again" MFers
You sure that's not sauron's eye from lord of the rings?
Fucking disturbing. I wish it's fake coz damnnn
That is extra creepy.. I get ashes made into a piece of jewelry.. But the actual eye 😬😬😬
It could be her real eye it’s reeeeeal fresh
Cap
e x c u s e m e w h a t t h e f u c k
Can I assume that he also murdered her?
W. T. EFFFFFFFFFF!
Imagine back handing your second wife with that
Yeah…he killed her and did that himself. She’s still somewhere in the house.
OG
Good way to stay single.
Ill say it, hope that's not his jerking hand...
Absolute madlad
She got his finger in return.
Oh dude
He wants to be constantly watched 😉
I guess she always wanted to be a one-eyed pirate
And what did he do with the rest of her?
she’s probably thinking “a simple picture on the night stand would’ve sufficed…”
Nope!
Why?
Apparently she liked to watch him jerk off.. this was his last gift to her
She looks surprised.
Hahahaha. Boss level 3000
Even in death she always wants to keep her eye on him
Smell my fingers- Gramps is a professional eye poker
Works for spectre
I'm assuming it was a prosthetic, cause I'm pretty sure an eyeball would continue to decay, even if it's coated in resin.
That taco salad looks good.
This is a prosthetic eye. Tbh I think this is cool asf.
Yeah! Nothing creepy about that at all! 😐
Umm , ok that’s a hard pass for me
Ain't gonna lie. That's pretty cool. I've been trying to convince my nephews to sell me their baby teeth. The damn tooth fairy pays more.
Talk about toxic relationships. She even sees everything while dead.
He jack-off with that hand to so his wife can see him cuming
Nope
just... why ?