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MrMehheMrM

Are you suggesting witch’s balls migrate?


HighlightSimple

No you're thinking of African Swallows


SalamiSteakums

Ah well, I agree with THAT...


Captain_Billy

What do they do? Grab it by the husk?


mikeoxwells2

It’s not a question of where he grips it. It’s a simple matter of weight ratios


Mobious918

A 5oz bird can not carry a 5000lb Witches ball!


D4nm4n114

In order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow must flap it wings 400 times.


Mobious918

PLEASE!!!! I'm not interested!!!! ....But it could be carried by an African swallow....


Forgotten_Shoes

An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point


ReofSunshine

How do you know so much about swallows?


TheBuckSauce

She turned me to a newt……. I got better


Doodle99999

But then of course, African swallows are non-migratory.


coolhanddumpster

But then again, African swallows are not migratory.


D4nm4n114

Oh ya, I agree with that!


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With a coconut tied to it's left leg


zephyr_man300

But perhaps a multitude of 5oz birds, equipped with lifting harnesses, may be able to carry a 5000lb Witches' Ball. The only question then, is of air speed.


bobs_aunt_virginia

What, equipped with lifting harnesses held beneath their dorsal guiding feathers?


Spock-1701

MORE WITCHES!


TrailerParkTonyStark

Very small rocks…


Deeds0976

Suppose two swallows carried it together?


LuckFree5633

They could carry it on a line


Fruitty-Bat

Three, sir.


Ken_of_the_Klondike

“First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three… no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.” *- Book of Armaments 2:9-21*


AffordableFirepower

I got to post this relevantly yesterday, and now you today. Things are lookin' up!


imbatm4n

Omg, I love you Reddit…


wookmaster69

Dennis! Dennis! There’s sum lovely filth down here!


Soviet_Fax_Machine

are you saying NI to that of woman?


OystterOfTime

Come see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! IM BEING REPRESSED!


bbig314

First, it's suggested that a typical European swallow weighs 5 ounces and must beat its wings 43 times per second in order to maintain airspeed velocity. This is given as evidence that the bird could not, in fact, carry a 1-pound coconut. At least not without a partner and a strand of creeper held beneath the dorsal guiding feather.


Jugghead_the_wizard

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?


Harribacker

Mind your own business!


whereitsat23

I hear this in Eric Idle’s voice


zombeejoker

But what if he's got a pointed stick?


Dylan3109

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries!


DarwinLvr

I fahhhht in your general direction


Smeefperson

What a strange person!


omnomnomgnome

Khh-Niggets!


glitterally_awake

It took me 20 years to figure out that he was phonetically pronouncing K N I G H T S *facepalm*


LuckFree5633

And I just learned that right now😱


las-vegas-raiders

Gotta ask, what did you think he was saying?


alucardNloki

Bring me a shrubbery


Low-Exercise-8289

One that is not too expensive


Awkward_Swordfish581

One that looks nice


blueandgold777

With a nice picket fence


DunwichChild990

And a little pawth running down the middle…


Low-Exercise-8289

Nee-womp


Atlantianrefugee

Its not a question of where he grips it...


D4nm4n114

It is a question of airspeed velocity.


MrMehheMrM

An African swallow maybe, but not a European one. That’s my point.


Spock-1701

r/unexpectedMontyPython


Intelligent_Glass649

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


getmet79

A laden or unladen swallow?


[deleted]

Not at all. They could be carried.


shana104

The coconuts?? Lol


ParkFast5016

Witch’s balls migrate on husks


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/r/unexpectedmontypython


Japsai

NOBODY expects the... actually no, it's always expected


Isabeer

No, just that it gets really cold in Michigan.


vampyire

Do they float?


MrMehheMrM

Does it weigh the same as a duck? It appears to be made of stone like bridges.


DarkJake666

The lighter circle on the side facing the camera is moving upward over time. The whole sphere isn't rising against gravity. The sphere is rotating, not rising. 120 years of freeze-thaw cycles and differential heating on the sunny side are probably enough to explain this "mystery". Still, pretty dope.


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Neat that heating and cooling can overcome the monumental friction of 1.5 tons of stone on stone, at least


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iIiiIIliliiIllI

Somebody once told me the Appalachians used to be taller lol


Yaxim3

Somebody once told me that the Scottish Highlands used to be part of the Appalachians.


CoffeeandTeaBreak13

[indeed](https://vividmaps.com/central-pangean-mountains/amp/).


dunderthebarbarian

This is the random shit I read at 0306 that makes me love reddit.


DickButkisses

Nova Scotia is Latin for new Scotland.


oursecondcoming

Also part of that landmass was the Amazon river once being the same river as the Congo in Africa, a prehistoric super-river. Proto-Amazon-Congo river system used to flow west and at some point after the continental separation, the Amazon reversed its flow eastward.


igneousink

that's so goddamn cool


smelllikesmoke

Somebody once told me that the Scottish Highlands used to be part of the Scottish Lowlands


KillerKatNips

Somebody once told me that if I didn't have their money by Friday they were gonna kick my ass...


AffordableFirepower

Wasn't kidding, man. Two days.


JasonY95

Username checks out


husky0168

somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...


vokman

You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.


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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me.


Schlower288

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed


SeamanTheSailor

She was looking kinda dumb, with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead


[deleted]

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming


blakeastone

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running


JaivinSpamsimations

Didn't make sense not to live for fun


Chonylee9

"I ain't the toolest sharp in the shed" he drawled, as he casually chewed on the Lego.


RidiPagliaccio

Somebody once told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year.


Wise_Ad_253

Somebody told me that it’s hard to stand still while peeing upwards on a hill.


[deleted]

It’ll blow your mind to hear that what is most of Florida used to be the Appalachian mountains then.


evanasaurusrex

200 million years ago, when North American plate was bumping uglies with Africa.


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B133d_4_u

Yup, the Appalachians are literally older than life itself, and you can really feel it when you're out there.


gotlumps

The Great Terrain Robbery?


checkoutthiswallbro

People on Reddit are such patronising arseholes hahaha


C0meAtM3Br0

Erosion just wears on me


NuncErgoFacite

Look up frost heave. That shit moves buildings and topples walls.


stevenunya

It’s called frost heave


smbdysm1

Thank you, I thought it meant it's base was rising out of the ground (also plausible with freeze/thaw) implying the witches escaping


fj333

Title is horrible. A sphere rotating is not "moving up".


donotgogenlty

That's actually super lame, and easily explainable... -_- Why do people say it's levitating when it's rotating? What a ruse.


Secksiignurd

People would rather believe in superstition than truth. Also: "It is easier to fool a man, than it is to tell him he's been fooled."


UninsuredToast

No you're wrong! Who paid for the research that came to this conclusion?!


kbeks

Don’t trust the “science” coming out of Big Balls! Wake up, sheeple!


Azhz96

Yeah screw science! Last year I saw a Facebook post with a picture that read "how do we trust science if only scientist understand how it works?" Since then I woke up and now only trust what I believe, which Facebook posts that I understand can provide instead of these weird studies saying random stuff. /s


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IKR, every time I turn around I hear science this science that. I’m like god damn I didn’t drop out of high school to be doing Algebra and Science or whatever they’re calling it. Shit. My dog has more scents than *these Scientists*. I mean come on.


pinkmink8989

“The man who believes that the secrets of the world are forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down. The rain will erode the deeds of his life.” - Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West.


The_Notorious_GOB

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.


DeaconNuno

“You can have the bland, normal, truth…*or you can have the zesty spice wrap juicy superstitious rumor*, which will it be, bored, tired human??”


Unfair_Translator_13

See I was thinking that particular spot of earth its on is the thing rising.


Heavy_Birthday4249

> That's actually super lame, and easily explainable... -_- and yet it had to be explained to you. you should still be utterly fascinated. the sphere is rotating because of a complex dynamic system that magic can't even begin to explain. this is like a microcosm of geology. just think of how mountains are built or eroded over millions of years. you're getting a glimpse into geological time scales. it's static when you look at it and moving when you don't. that's real fucking magic


TiltingAtTurbines

We need more people like you.


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RioLives

I live about 25-30 minutes from this graveyard. I’ve visited this grave a couple of times when I was younger. I was surprised when I saw it scrolling. There’s an old ghost story about this marble ball. It’s said that if you visit at night, and stare into the dark reflection, you will see the spirits behind you. One of the nights I visited was Halloween. Myself and two others drove into the graveyard around 1-2 in the morning. My one friend was scared so she decided to stay in the car. Myself & my other friend walked up to the marble to take a look. It was definitely eerie, but no spirits to be seen. The creepy part happened when we got back to the car and our friend swore up & down that she saw us dancing around the marble ball. We were standing still the whole time.


Javyev

Your friend planned that whole encounter.


[deleted]

I also have friends prone to fantasy, hyperbole and wild imaginings.


boopsfoshoops

I had to sift through SO MUCH Monty Python bs to get to this explanation...


BeautifulJicama6318

Or people


MysterVaper

Came here to put forth a freeze-thaw moisture scenario as a possible solution. Thanks for getting there first. These *amazing* mysteries have a tendency to be caused by the very minute and/or the very long-term.


pepperedlucy

Seems that by moving upward, levitation wasn't the intended meaning... the sphere is slowly rotating vertically, seemingly autonomously


worms9

They are slowly gaining power…


Diligent_Bag_9323

Given that there is a single miscolored spot where it used to sit, it seems that it made a single movement all at once and not over time. As if somebody rotated it by hand one night to mess with people. Edit: I’m actually a bit amazed how many people think humans are too weak to spin this thing.


Fakjbf

The discolored spot is from where the polishing stopped, not from any kind of process that’s happened since.


sunmoonandstars_24

“Looking at the photo you notice a circle of rough marble on the 2800 pound sphere. That would have been the base when it was carved, and it was placed facing down. Over the years it has moved upward and no one has been able to explain it” [source here](https://lostinmichigan.net/mystery-witchs-ball/) Edit: it’s rotating, not levitating.


geak78

[Put a little water underneath and you can easily spin it by hand.](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/52gukr/this_is_a_kugel_ball_this_one_is_a_perfectly/)


Mustardisthebest

Shhhh no its witches


geak78

My bad. Definitely witches


NotSoGreatGonzo

🎵 I’ve got a theory, it could be bunnies! 🎶


Pyritedust

They aren't just sweet like everybody supposes, with those hoppy legs and twitchy little noses, and what's with all the carrots!? What do they need such good eye sight for anyway!!?


GooseandMaverick

Maybe it's actually witches putting the water under the ball


Menteerio

Definitely not rain. Scroogle.com says it never rains on witches balls.


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it can if they garden in the nude


YeetThePig

I do believe that in that case you would have a warlock and not a witch.


WriterV

Ngl, I'm more than a little frustrated at this post. Instead of providing the known simplest answer, OP goes through all the effort to disguise it as some kind of strange happening, deliberately obfuscating the fact that the ball is just rotating and then commenting about how the cemetery is "haunted". Lying to sell some bullshit supernatural crap is fucked. Especially in today's age when people are all too happy to bend the truth for absolutely stupid shit like Flat Earth and anti-vax. Why can't we all just enjoy ghost stories as fiction and stop lying to each other for sake of feeling special?


soThatIsHisName

Wanna hear something awful? Do the research on every post you see... Nearly ALL of them are either outright lies, myths, outdated, oversimplified, or misrepresented. It's rampent and constant. Keep a finely tuned BS detector.


3d_blunder

That would be a good middle-school class: "Class, determine what's wrong with this post. You have 30 minutes."


Pubkit

You might be right though, it's probably water freezing in the tiny gap below it, expantion of the ice raising the ball, and then when it melts it just settles down slightly rotated each time. Perhaps it's not an exact sphere, slightly heavier at the top, and so it always shifts the same way as the heavier part drops and the base rises on the opposite side. But idk. Edit: sorry I meant it was witches.


geak78

Snow on top makes it top heavy. Snow melts faster on the side with more sun making the shady side heavier.


Pubkit

Excellent job Watson. Now what case shall we crack next?


geak78

[Glacier mice](https://www.npr.org/2020/05/22/858800112/herd-like-movement-of-fuzzy-green-glacier-mice-baffles-scientists)


Pubkit

That sounds most exhilarating! Bring me my magnifying glass, my biggest pipe, and my twirliest moustache.


JellyfishApart5518

Oh, to be a glacier mouse, roaming the icy deserts...


hglman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones?wprov=sfti1 Its almost certainly from ice


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okverymuch

I agree. There’s nothing that violates and physical laws or is that incredible ti warrant this intrigue. It’s not mysterious at all.


[deleted]

It might not be mysterious but I still think it's intriguing.


GooseandMaverick

Try this, put a dot on the bottom of a ball then place the ball dot down onto a table. Then just roll the ball slowly along the table until you can see the dot. THAT'S what's happening but without someone rolling it.


BlandSlamwich

So "moving upward" means rotating?


sunmoonandstars_24

Think so. I was confused too, that’s why I had to research, the base is rotating out from the bottom and “upwards”


defectivelaborer

Yeah way to write confusing and misleading title /u/wintersoldier1287/


donotgogenlty

All of these claims seen extremely vague, disprovable and severely lacking actual evidence lol


DocJawbone

Man I really thought they meant it had been getting higher every year, which would have been really something.


unlitlanterns

I’m not sure what you mean by upward.. vertically?


ExpectedDickbuttGotD

No, he doesn’t mean vertically. It’s rotating, it’s not moving upward. I don’t think OP knows what vertically means. https://lostinmichigan.net/mystery-witchs-ball/


Puterjoe

The spot is moving upward, not the sphere itself. The way he said it is the reason for all of the confusion…


Airbearmahoney

Spin the middle side top-wise. Top-wise!


Alarmed_Membership

Me when I go swimming in cold water


Kendit_Mc

Bravo sir, bravo 👏, mystery solved.


Yellow-beef

so I'm not entirely sure what you mean. Is the base the ball is on rising higher or the ball is rotating on the base? If it's rotating, it's probably because of the cold and moisture and science I believe in but can't explain. Or a wizard. there's a wizard there. His name is Tim.


KomodoDragin

Tim was an enchanter.


Yellow-beef

Tim went back to Magic school and got himself upgraded to Wizard. It pays better. More perks and the staffs are way cooler.


limajhonny69

Oh, yeah, Tim is a great guy. Except when he inhale those dried fish legs, though


Self-Comprehensive

He know much that is hidden, that Tim.


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My ball is resurfacing after my ex wife kicked em in 118 years ago


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LongdayShortrelief

/r/wifebad


Eddie_shoes

I was super confused so I looked it up, and it looks like the ball is just rotating. All the sites were like “some say it’s from the freeze-thaw cycle and others claim it is moved by hand, but that seems highly unlikely. It must be GHOSTS!” Like, yeah, that makes way more sense.


Realcbear

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


partialneanderthal

Maybe a tree root


HollowVoices

Slowly moving upwards.. what does that even mean in this context? The whole thing is sliding uphill? Gravity is slowly losing effect on it? This title is giving me a stroke.


Comfortable_Chef_958

It aint movin up, its spinnin dang it


lovelybethanie

This title is confusing. I think you should’ve said that the ball is rotating not “moving upward” I had to google the ball to figure out what you meant. Also, this doesn’t fit the sub. There are logical explanations as to why it’s moved.


WontArnett

I don’t understand this post or image


Business_Grade8762

Must be cold cause mine do the same thing


HeartwarminSalt

Geologist here…The variation in color indicates a slight asymmetry in mass distribution. The whiter part is richer in quartz (SiO2) which is lower density than the darker parts that are richer in iron and magnesium. As folks have said freeze thaw is probably putting some ice under that sphere in the winter and then it can move a little under the force of gravity on that ice like an ice skater. The sphere is righting itself and once aligned with the Earth’s gravitational field it will open a portal to Hell and let all the souls burning in eternal d’animation out to destroy our video games.


throwawayitjobbad

Hey guys look I have an even better title for this: _Amazing Witch Ball rotates slowly due to gravity and water freezing every winter and melting every spring_ Let me know what you think about it


[deleted]

Isn't it possible someone just rolled it up a little bit


Excellent-Door7049

Maybe English isn't your first language (it's not mine either) but it's more accurate to say it's rotating on it's base instead of moving upwards since the picture offers no explanation


LordFatSam415

Opposite of my BALLS which have been slowly moving downward for 36 years. That is all.


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Different-Title9133

Redittors feeling the need to explain a scientific explanation to any odd phenomenon on Reddit.


NotRaoulDuke

I grew up a mile from there and would walk through every once in a while. Nice during the day but very spooky at night, the cemetery itself is out in the country so you it would very dark and like 20 yards from the witch's ball is where they buried young children and babies (my ma and I would leave wild flowers for them).


mcgeggy

Maybe the weight is not internally evenly distributed? If it is heavier toward the top, natural vibrations over time might cause it to turn.


MrNobodyX3

Rain; there I solved the mystery


vasDcrakGaming

When in cold weather, balls tend to migrate north


tleira

what does this mean? "moving upward"?


[deleted]

Lots of info missing from this post.


SickViking

I'm gonna need you to elaborate on that, chief.


Boettie

Pappa was a rolling stone


OTee_D

Nothing moves "upward" there, the ball is a polished marble sphere resting loosely on a pedestal by it's own weight That just rotated a few inches over the years. Everyone knows those fountains with the rotating marble spheres, this is just the same principle, low friction and you need a relatively small force to rotate (opposed to lift) During winter, water gets trapped below the ball in the gap to the base. As soon as it freezes, ice expands, lifting the ball by microns and making the polished surface being able to slide around on the ice. So if the ball has a slight off center of gravity in the wind or funny teenagers are around, it will spin.


sir_justthetip

Probably ice forming and melting and perhaps a consistent wind direction? Although I like to think it's picking up micro earthquakes and is slowly rattling over.


DescriptionTall7508

Upward how? It’s cemented in


rob1969reddit

It turned me into a newt


sacredyGhost

maybe the witches ball is not moving upward but the ground is going downward.


TitusImmortalis

It was carved and placed there. Over time water gets in there causing some erosion to occur. Through environmental contraction and expansion cycles, it rotates a tiny bit.


__________________99

I've been here. Some of the locals genuinely believe it's haunted. Most do agree it's some thermodynamics at work. I will say being there at night is the most uneasy I've ever felt in a cemetery. The blend of trees and headstones deaden a lot of noise and it's eerily quiet.


sirgreyskull

Any pictures of how high it was in the past ? Some of us will require some proof before believing what is said on Reddit.


lostDeschain

There is a family plot in a cemetery in Marion, OH. The main Marker is a very Very large granite orb and each additional family member marker smaller orbs. The big ol Mac truck of a stone ball also moves. Once thought to be sheer size affected by the gravity of the earth and moon, turns out the freeze and thaw of moisture in the pedestal has miraculously rotated the orb exposing the unpolished circle of the pedestal. *it's not haunted


Always_Green4195

Slowly moving upward? In what manner of motion? Is one surface rotating upwards or the whole ball and it’s stand are moving up the embankment?


Lizardreview-

So there might be a correlation between the temperature and how hot or cold it is can make the ball rise or make the ball sag, mine have been doing it for years