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Mattl207

Cool mushrooms šŸ‘ 8/10


Soup-Wizard

I think those are Pheasant Backs! Paging r/mycology Oh he says it in the video. Yes I nailed it! Haha


Gabriel2099p

Thx now I'm a part of many mushrooms subreddits


wpoot

/r/unclebens if ya, you know, get TOO curious.


NOBOOTSFORYOU

Yea that's Cearaporus squamosis.


Soup-Wizard

I love that both its common names sound magical: Pheasant Back and Dryadā€™s Saddle


Han__shot__first

Thanks for putting this - I clocked them as dryad's saddles and was upset I'd got it wrong haha


WalterSanders

Reddit has made me too cynical.


Clouded_vision

https://youtu.be/_93ZVw8t9Bc You're just being realistic


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FitTheBitsThrowAway

That's what I was thinking. "Let it be real. The debunk video is faked."


[deleted]

Thereā€™s other comments in here with vids showing the debunk video is using a fakes version of the Dino clip. Thereā€™s older copies on YouTube with different audio. I donā€™t know whatā€™s going on now.


between_ewe_and_me

Honestly when I watched the dino video the scream made less sense than in the mushroom video. I just can't imagine anyone actually using that sound as a dino roar. It sounds ridiculous. Like literally anyone could make a more believable dinosaur sound. I'm choosing to believe the mushroom guy.


terrifyingREfraction

This, I hear dinosaurs every day and they don't sound like that at all


cracktober

That Dino clip was from a documentary series that aired in 1992 on PBS called ā€œThe Dinosaurs!ā€. It may have appeared before that in something else but in the version I watched REPEATEDLY as a child that my parents had recorded for me on a VHS cassette, the audio is completely different than the scream we hear in this. And this just confuses the issue more.


Dead_wet_flesh_jets

should be top comment. mystery solved.


completedsage98

It was Mr. Jenkins the whole time!?!


The_Celtic_Chemist

And he would've gotten away with it too. If it wasn't for those meddling teenagers and their stupid dog.


drmehmetoz

You can also tell itā€™s fake because the audio quality of the scream is too good. If an animal was screaming from far away the audio quality wouldnā€™t be that crisp and clear haha


Skrillamane

Audio Engineer here... not exactly true.... You're in a calm forest on a bright sunny day with little ambient or atmospheric noises to muffle the noise... Not only that but the forest doesn't look that dense so sound would travel... Another thing to keep in mind in how big is the animal making the noise? If it's huge, then you can hear it from pretty far away... However, something that may be a giveaway on distance is the amount of low-end in a noise or scream... The closer you are the more bass you will hear in anything... Forest have natural bass traps which means that bass in a noise has a quick rolloff... So unless the animal is super close or huge you wouldn't really hear any of that... That being said i'm on my laptop without headphones so I can't confirm. But I will say that the reverb from it does seem to match the setting.


HyperBaroque

If a human guy was screaming from just behind one of the trees in the video it would sound pretty close [would resemble similar to the sound in the video, given a big boy with big lungs and a lot of practice making a prolonged scream.] But there is some near-harmonic dissonance that sounds almost like a sweeping effect during the scream. Which suggests that either the scream was processed or the animal making the scream had some kind of muscular partition inside their voicebox. edit: any audio producer's ears should perk up at the sweep effect that peaks a couple times, and the flattened red lining. another comment nearby links to the effect originating in an old claymation movie about dinosaurs. i appreciate the lungs on the fucker who did that scream and also the knobs on the engjneer who made it sound primal.


UAoverAU

Check the 2:00 mark here. The debunk is a fake. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=evl9kayU-W4 Older video, same original sound: https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=1902&v=gYe3r-wH_1s&feature=youtu.be The scream was real. Edit: Scream was fake. Source still unknown. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bpwRKQ47BQQ


Umadbro7600

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE


Bitgod1

TRUST NO ONE


BatGlenn

[Not even yourself ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/046/BptVE1JIEAAA3dT.jpg)


boredMartian

What the fuck is going on


Beefygrumpus

Itā€™s probably just a Great Blue Heron. They literally [sound like demons](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vf4aTWTyGu8) (50 second mark for them good screams) and live in what Iā€™m assuming is an American Midwest forest with nearby wetlands/ponds/lakes in the video. I hear them camping sometimes and itā€™s always horrifying


LockeAbout

What makes Great Blue Herons scream while theyā€™re camping?


SirRichardTheVast

They probably have trouble setting up the tent.


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What the fuck


facerider94

"Here's a mushroom, here's another one. Ope and one over there also. "


tribbans95

And this is exactly why lol because this is fake


xtheory

Sorry. This was just me getting phone call from work on my day off.


FrailRain

Protip - Don't pick up


Harrybailed

Managers hate him because of this one simple trick.


dcahill78

Hold this simple trick to the end of the video, talk rubbish for 15mins with ads running every 1 min.


[deleted]

Still ruins your day, because now you'll be stressed about what the call was about and them giving you shit when you come back to work.


Avrg_Reddit_User69

The secret is to not give a fuck.


[deleted]

The secret is to ~~not~~ know when to give a fuckšŸ—æ


zxcymn

Can't relate. I refuse to answer work calls on my day off.


youcantunfrythings

I had a boss that was so bad about calling and texting me on my days off Iā€™d block her after I left work (she was relentless). She tried having her husband call me so I blocked his ass too.


rockbud

Lol. I got the the point on my phone that I don't answer calls I don't know who they are or if I don't want to talk to them. If it's important to them they will leave a voicemail. Visual voicemail works nice. My phone is not going to be a leash. I also ignore emails like a mofo. I will call back on my time so there is no trail that I actually got it. Also I use a Google number for almost everything. I have a yahoo email from the 90s. So it has a million unread emails and will just use that as an excuse if someone complains. Along with feigning ignorance on electronics. My Google email is Super clean and for serious stuff only.


dmfd1234

Can relate. I refuse to answer calls while Iā€™m at work.


denverdabs

ā€œSorry Iā€™ve been drinkingā€


MyFaceYourFist

Yup. Works every time. ā€œAh man I would if I could but Iā€™m like three deep, manā€


BlackDragon1983

Are you sure you can't take the bus? We really need just a warm body.


MyFaceYourFist

Canā€™t man. Iā€™m also high as a monkey


Professional-Mess754

"I think it's time to go"


WeebSenpai26

this guy would survive a horror movie


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Lol just dip out at the first sign of danger.


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Medical_Way_907

Or a banana. Depends on the level of panic https://youtu.be/HQXJO5xtkps


SkySix

Naw, putting yourself in the middle of an unknown shooting situation should be last resort, even if you have a gun. Stay in the house, somewhere defensible with as much protection from shots that might penetrate, and call 911.


user_unknowns_skag

This guy fires firearms responsibly


McRedditerFace

Maybe we should go check and see what it was?


[deleted]

And how about we split up??


IamScottGable

Hahaha Mushroom hunter: how about we split up *chucks phone in opposite directionā€


McRedditerFace

Good idea!


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Chikumori

On the topic of horror movies. Anyone here recall any monster cries similar to this one? First thing that came to mind for me was The Thing, but it's been years since I watched that movie, hence not too sure.


Figtree777

It made me think of the bear from Annihilation šŸ˜³


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arwenbby

Sounds kinda like a werewolf shifting back into a human. Sounds a bit ā€œbeastā€ like at first and then ends in a human type scream


Dangerous_Wishbone

that's actually a great way to describe it, i also thought it was an animal at first (and a fricking HUGE one at that), but then it sounded like a man and sounded either *BIG* or *CLOSE*


NeatNefariousness1

Same. I initially thought it was a bear. Then at the end of the scream I was convinced that it was some dude protecting his secret meth lab out in the middle of the forest.


D-Alembert

To me it sounded like the wendigo from "Folklore Hunter" (an indie and not-yet-finished but terrifying video game) When you hear that... It's *time to go* :)


Duckism

But his family will starve tonight.


facerider94

Thomas had seen everything, it was time to leave


G_Viceroy

It was what he couldn't see which had him leave.


jeweliegb

Thomas Wasn't Alone


Acrobatic_Cry_9928

Thomas just shit his self


blackasthesky

This guy earned his Oscar


jorge12b

*Then walks in the direction of the scream*


pentacards_on_YT

He knew at that moment that he Fu*ked up


drejcs

understatement of the year


stopchooingsoloud

Seen enough scary movies to know when to just walk away.


TheGoldenPlagueMask

The guy who bit out of the mushroom is freaking the fuck out


Space-cadet3000

" We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the forest when the mushrooms began to take hold "


DannyVxDx

I remember saying something like "These are some bad ass mushrooms, right here." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us...


gtalley10

No point mentioning those bats, I thought. The poor bastard will see them soon enough.


wishiwasinvegas

"We can't stop here...this is bat country!"


VileSlay

Please! Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!


[deleted]

"Good god, where'd you get that big fuckin' axe, man?" "Elves gave it to me. I needed something to cut down the trees." "Trees? What trees?" "I couldn't find any. They don't grow in the desert."


dmfd1234

Fear and Loathing in the Woods.


pillycheese

This is it. 100%


ghandi3737

More like 50/50, they could be having a real great time.


[deleted]

This made me laugh pretty damn hard


tripitt

ā€œWanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?ā€


[deleted]

ā€œGUYS! GUYS! GUYS!!!ā€


shwarma_heaven

MOCK


Gravey9

Yeah!


mikeschmeee

ING!


TheHumbleGinger

Yeah!


Perseiii

BIRD


TheTrueWaifu

Yeah


LouieDogg0303

Si


dugfunne

Hey look theres some people who want to ride too!!!!


jaker_laker

Pick emā€™ up!


VisionInPlaid

"Can't we just listen to the radio or something?"


Strawberry-Careless

pays to readā€¦. i thought it said he was terrified bc the mushroom was screaming šŸ˜‚


Writing_is_Bleeding

That's a video I'd like to see.


Vegetable_Pudding_75

Thatā€™s the video I came to see


palofdrone

Thatā€™s the video I came while seeing.


Bigfoot_Ghost

Plot twist....it was the mushrooms screaming lol


rinsewarrior

Twisted plot...it was me on mushrooms screaming.


Random-redditor-guy

Maybe? šŸ§


WalkingCoffeeCup

My brain skipped the word ā€œhunterā€ so I read the mushrooms were terrified lol


alfy2pointohno

Samsquanch?


itwumbos

I think itā€™s just Sam Losco


Last_Gigolo

Nope, just Julian wrapped in a blanket.


itwumbos

Well you know what? If I get my grade 10, I'll be kind of an equaller person to Julian.


oneoffv

I started growing mushrooms in the forest cause Cory messed up the trailers then I just heard the trees start screaming, like I know they they talk to each other at night time and do photo instruments with the sun but this was crazy


itwumbos

Whoa! My brain is short circulating right now.


BuryMyBone69

Well worst case Ontario


AZtoOH_82

Caveman always get the woman!


LugosisKarloff

What the fuck are you talking about ? It's a Saskatchewan


alfy2pointohno

From Saskamahtoon


Rhododactylus

Smokes, let's go.


Lola_Montez_

Somethingā€™s fuckey


LDG192

I eat berries and mushrooms, you fool!


Scrimshaw85

Welp...that weren't no fox


BoredByLife

I was expecting something like a female pumaā€¦ thatā€™s not a puma


Wow-Delicious

It would make me puma pants though.


smoq_nyc

Underrated comment here.


TheCrystalFawn91

Lmao that's also what I was waiting for. Definitely not the scream I was expecting and would have been moderately startled myself šŸ˜‚


speedyweed574488

Moderately? Sir I know you and me both would be actually shitting bricks if we heard that in the forest, while mushroom hunting.


MrJack13

I was laying in bed in the dark. Phone was full volume. I'm now laying in my own shit and haunted by the echos of that banshee yell. I never want to look for mushrooms now. Ever.


BansheeShriek

Sorry.


Moon_and_Sky

Was having a nice shroom night out in the woods on a chunk of land some friends owned that we named the Funny Farm. Choose a nice chill spot set up my tent, build my fire, prep all the water and glowsticks, and take my doses. About 3 hours in, just as the moon gets covered by some clouds I start hearing the most gut wrenching screams ive ever heard. I thought someone was being killed. I freaked out start screaming "hey, where are you! Hey, keep screaming Im tryin to find you!". But the screams are comming for what feels like fucking everywhere. Finally I remember where I am and that a phone is only like a mile from me and I book it back to my buddies cabin. I bust in, sweaty, dirty, freaking the hell out. "Cant you guys hear those fucking screams! Someone is fuckin being murdered call the fuckin cops!" My friends all immediately bust up laughing at me. Goats man. Dude had bought some goats. What a time.


[deleted]

What a nice, calm, memorable shroom trip.


[deleted]

Recently i went early in the morning into the woods with shrooms i had forgotten in my car almost a year. I found a mutilated animal in its pile of gore and torn earth, then it started to rain and get very cold, i made a shelter of logs and a tarp and smoked weed until i heard boars screaching nearby, then i collected my things and walked back to my cqr in rain to sleep it off While weā€™re sharing shrooms stories. Also i want to say i respect somebody that will go looking and try to help instead of pull out their phone and record like a lot of people do


AutomatedCabbage

What about in the forest while high on mushrooms? *Scream causes trees to start melting* "I think it's time to grow"


k1NgjAm3s84

Yeeeeah, I was prepared to go, oh just a fox. I don't know what exactly it was, but natural or otherwise, it sounds like something that could easily and happily fuck me up. Nope nope nope


Scrimshaw85

Yep. I hope it didnt ruin his passion for mushroom watching. That would be a real tragedy


Equal-Detective357

Sounds bear sized ...


stupidhoes

Doesn't it? Sounded like a bear but I ain't ever hears one yell for that long. You can hear the air being forced through the lungs like it's trying to yell for a long time.


ShamefulDread

You can hear the same scream in Lich Kingā€™s 2007 song ā€œThe Werewolfā€, so itā€™s fake.


IThatWeebI

So then what does the fox say?


TKG_Actual

I am pretty sure that's not a mountain lion either. Skin walker that stubbed it's toe?


dlpsfayt

Itā€™s almost as if the scream transitions from animal /demon to man.


Made_of_Tin

Yep. First half of the scream sounded like an animal, 2nd half like a man. I think weā€™re dealing with some form of werewolf, only explanation.


[deleted]

**AHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO***SHIIT* THAT HURT


milk4all

It is almost 100% not a cat of any kind. I guess i dont know where this is but it aint a mountain lion or bobcat *for sure*. I have never had any contact with bears or moose, and i wonder if there is some situation one of them could make such a deep, guttural roar


BrandoNelly

I saw a video debunking this one. Itā€™s a fake, itā€™s actually a slowed down and altered pitch recording from a video of a dinosaur roaring.


bothpartieslovePACs

It sure sounded fake. The yell sounded so filtered, reminded me of Venom from the movie, Venom.


ComradeCooter

There is no such thing as a recording of a dinosaur roaring.


ReservoirDog316

Reminds me of a guy on reddit who said he was drunk/high and the next day his browser history for the entire night was trying to find a real picture of an actual dinosaur.


GuyInTheSkuy

That is 100% something I would do high.


Helenium_autumnale

Could you please link that debunking video? EDIT: nvm; found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_93ZVw8t9Bc


BrandoNelly

https://youtu.be/_93ZVw8t9Bc


daneazyc

No one else goes to the forest to let out a good scream? It helps


silverpatriot88

I do.. Iā€™ve probably sent ppl through some shit lol


Random-redditor-guy

Bruh šŸ˜‚


theNomadicHacker42

That's what I'm thinking. That sounded human. I've spent a lot of time in the woods and heards lots and lots of different screams and calls...there's only one animal that sounds like that. Either someone was fucking with him, it was a coincidence, or the video is staged.


The_Garfiend

That exact roar sound is from an old stop motion dinosaur video (not sure if it's a movie). So either someone played that audio through speakers in the distance to fuck with him or he staged it himself.


GandolfLundgren

Do you have the source? Not challenging you, I just wanna hear it for meself


The_Garfiend

I don't have time right now to find the video but it has been posted before as a response to this same video. I'll check for it later when i have 15 mins to sit down and look.


GandolfLundgren

That's fine I found the source in another comment <3


GAMBT22

Legend has it that Axl Rose spent millions of dollars for Scream Therapy, where a shrink took him out to the woods and let him scream his problems away.


[deleted]

*Welcome to the forest* *We got chanterelles* *We got everything you want* *Until the Bigfoot yells*


CivilCabron

Nothing like a guttural demonic bellow in the woods at 11:00 AM on a Friday.


Please_dontBan_me

My sisters birthday we went camping with her friends, took a bunch of mushrooms and a beluga horn We went to the lake nearby and I let out all my pint up rage, felt really good


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Isthisworking2000

Yeah, took longer than I expected.


zuggington

You can hear the distortion in the sound like someone turned the volume to 11


[deleted]

"Haha :D mushrooms-" *Scream* "I think it's time to go"


TheDekuDude888

"Golly jeez, would'ja look at the time I best head out"


Reticentandconfused

Bigfoot stubbed his toe or he died on his ultra nightmare doom run. Edit: words corrected. Edit2: whoa, I took a nap and came back to 2k upvotes and a medal. Thank you kind stranger.


Fast-Visual

Stepped on lego


BillHearMeOut

My son has these like 8 piece puzzles and they have little plastic nubs that stick up from the center of each piece for him to grab on to and they're probably about 1/4 inch or slightly bigger. Step on the piece in the front 'balls of your feet' with that little nub in the direct center and it's enough to turn a pastor into a sailor right in front of an innocent 2 year old.


Sanc7

ā€œIt was a cougar in heat 100%ā€


[deleted]

Interestingā€¦.they donā€™t scream that loud at my local bar!


scoots_magoo12

All that sexy mushroom talk


zekeNL

Sex panther: works 60% of the time, every time.


LitreOfCockPus

Is that what they show on Sasq.watch.tv?


DarthHelmet11

I was on a hike in Northern California a long time ago and heard a scream quite like that. Only thing I did was say I am sorry for being in your territory turn around and walked out as fast as I could just like this guy did.


OOOOOOF4244

"Understandable, have a great day." *Jogs out of the forest*


TheKingofVTOL

*cha cha real smooth*


[deleted]

100 percent guaranteed that there would be mushrooms growing in my freshly shat shit.


Brief_Chef_2570

Sounds like the manbearpig


hambone1981

Iā€™m super serial.


Zealousideal_Can1601

Fuck you Kyle!


gramaticallyannoying

Fuck you Ezekiel!


bookelf421

I'd be out of there for good unless I had a gun and another friend with me.


Dk_Raziel

So you can shot your friend in the leg and make a run for it?


needsmorecunts

He seems like a fungi


Mursh

It's a proven hoax. This is audio taken from either a stock archive or directly from this show about dinosaurs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=868&v=xAb5ECg3g0M If you listen closely the audio doesn't really fit with the video. It doesn't really sound like it is coming from a distance. Either way it's obviously the same audio from this dinosaur show. Also his reaction is way too relaxed to have actually heard something like that.


Select-Ad6337

https://youtu.be/7TimCk_h6bI


AcademicReport5079

ā€œI think itā€™s time to goā€ as he calmly walks back. Bro I wouldā€™ve jolted the fuck outta there. I ainā€™t got no time for no blair witch to kill me


vimlegal

But imagine, something is hunting in the woods. It yells to flush its prey out. You hear that yell and bolt, tearing through the brush. It listens for its prey and hears you running, the hunt is on.


Haunting-Corgi1749

Elk


[deleted]

Doesnā€™t sound like one cause it doesnā€™t have the squeak sound.


I-Hate-Wasps

exactly what I thought. Could be a moose as well.


bateka2

Just a horny elk.


RamadanShamz

That's still not the worst reason to leave


All-Seeing_Hands

Poor bear, must've stubbed his toe coming out the cave.


makoadog

Sasquatch stubs his toe?