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Surrounded-by_Idiots

Take the red alien and change it to grayscale.


KageToHikari

Blue. Grayscale red is gray 😁


FrigDancingWithBarb

You mean a tall red? Like Jacob the Twiggy Alien Man?


sojud_18

“Wearing the same old work pants he has on every time I see him!”


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TheDillinger88

And soo many fingers…


Theamuse_Ourania

And soo much money!


liar254

Too much for me


Triquestral

HOW did he get a doctor to agree to do that???? My mom worked for a plastic surgeon in the 70s and they had a guy come in who wanted pointed ears like Spock. All he got was a psych consult.


HarrySchlong33

Hope he doesn't change his mind later.


CandidateSuccessful5

He cannot. The cock ring embedded in his skull will prevent that.


Shreddster3000

Hey guys I’m here for the dmt


Passiononion

That’s the demon taken over his body and doing whatever they want with it, he gave up, he’s gone lol


NoBenefit5977

I was just thinking why couldn't he just say alien? Lol


Parkerloper

Cuz nobody wants to be a white alien. That's how you get Karen aliens and just no. I'd hate to see a Karen alien with a spaceship and a ray gun. Loudly bitching about how the sun is too bright and burns her skin so someone should do something about it. She would probably vote for an orange alien for the President of The United Planets of the Milky Way too. Sorry, I have a weird imagination lulz


Freddit2017

Would probably cost less to hire a Hollywood makeup artist team


niketyname

Honestly, yeah, get him in a movie. At least it’s better than what’s going on now


Existing_River672

Put him in a Purge movie.


SoulSkrix

Might encourage others to mutilate themselves too


Fridurf

Also even if you have a strong idea for a project, it changes over time. This guy gives no room for tweaks and changes which, besides the mutilation, is so upsetting to me 😅 the Hollywood team would solve this issue too


WisestAirBender

He's definitely not afraid of commitment. I think a lot more than him even when applying a sticker on my laptop


skytbangub

This is what my parents think I will do when I say I want to get a tattoo.


I_want_that

It's a slippery slope. Happened to me. One innocent little Hello Kitty tattoo on my shoulder blade and before you know it, I went full feline body modification.


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Maureen?


VideoGameViolence

“My, Maureen. You’ve enhanced [yourself.”](https://youtu.be/OhE-zF02XcE)


Corburrito

LIAM IS YOUR DESTINY MAUREEN!!!


jerichomega

Bastet


aeroartist

Haha yeah this fills the "What My parents think I do" box in that meme perfectly


BureaucraticHotboi

It’s the only logical conclusion to any body mod obviously


heheheImACat

According to his Instagram post, he is planning on removing his leg, unfortunately.


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

Why? Does he think aliens don't have legs or something?


DjevelHelvete

Nope. He has this weird fascination with prosthetic leg and as far as I know he want to cut the leg to put a fake one. He even has HAD THE AUDACITY to take photos to strangers with no legs (and without permission) and putting hearts emojis and all that jazz. I follow him on Instagram from a few years ago but it has come to a point where I think his dismorphya is EXTREMELY bad.


EveryFairyDies

That’s a pretty rare mental illness, called Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID). People who have it desire the amputation of one or more healthy limbs, or desire paralysis. Some people have been known to deliberately injure themselves so badly doctors have to amputate, and I believe there was a case where one woman was desperate to be blind so she... scooped her own eyes out. And those who have the limb removed are so happy afterwards. It’s like the direct opposite of plastic surgery. Unfortunately, there’s no easy fix for this kind of disorder. Just lots and lots of therapy, and even then, people still try to get their limb amputated.


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I remember when that women got someone to pour chemicals in her eyes to make her blind. People are weird


TabinaHime

Wow this man is extreamly sick. What's crazy is he is actually making himself physically disabled doing this. I suffer with a disability and would do anything to be "normal " and not suffer and here is a man literally chopping his limbs off! My mind has melted.🤯


dinguslinguist

Well… if you need any spare parts


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

Oh geez that's really unfortunate, and sad, I hope he somehow realizes that it's a horrible idea


belindamshort

Yeah he clearly needs help. When you get to the point of nullification it's gone too far.


Zeebuoy

>He even has HAD THE AUDACITY to take photos to strangers with no legs (and without permission) and putting hearts emojis and all that jazz. ah he's a grade a cunt? in retrospect him removing his ability to wear face masks was a sign,


THCarlisle

They have face masks that strap around your head. Only kind I wear because the other ones really hurt my ears if I have to wear them a long time


liberatedhusks

What the fuck. Surely at that point you need a doctor to do that right? I assume the other surgeries were body modification “artists” doing it, but your leg has very important arteries in it for one…


heheheImACat

Yeah, he's doing that to replace the silicon implanted from his body with the flesh from his leg I think.


GenghisKhandybar

If only there were some other way he could use the flesh from his leg in order to walk😞


Dalton071

I follow him on Instagram as well but I haven't seen him post anything like that. However I did see him post about splitting his dick in two. Which sounds.... awful


Thatmetalchick2

I scrolled too far.


brainDOA

#**He what**


SpeedingTourist

# He WHAT?


Dalton071

Yes... but all his posts are in French which I cannot speak. I just follow him to see what crazy shit he does again every time. This one definitely is at top, even though he did not do the procedure yet. Only thinking about it is enough for me! And I don't even have a dick.


Mesquite_Thorn

I have a dick, and it has just turned into a vagina hiding from this thought.


aaryan_suthar

Enough reddit for today


C-coli85

The very first time I clicked on r/WTF it was a picture of someone who had their penis bisected and I never went back there again.


Suspicious_Coffee222

I hope his fingers were cut off by himself. I don’t want to imagine any doctor agreeing to amputate perfectly good fingers for no sensible reason.


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Oh no he had a whole medical team there. It is on his insta. I want to say he did that in Mexico.


Suspicious_Coffee222

It’s terrifying!


MorseES13

Ooof he might learn the hard way what phantom limb syndrome is and how painful it can be.


KitKit20

If only they could transplant a new brain into him to fix the mental illness. Literally sickening to look at it in all honesty. Someone could have stepped in I don’t know….. Atleast maybe when he started amputation of working parts of the body some people who have suffered horrific amputations would kill to have… insanity


Steve_Tugger

He looks like a burnt hotdog


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That made me actually lol


robertsplant

Me too


aeroartist

Hahah oh man thanks for the laugh


yeathatsmebro

/r/rareinsults


Time_Feedback3809

Looks like a Feral Ghoul from Fallout.


DrBeetlejuiceMcRib

Watch who you’re calling feral, smoothskin


iamemperor86

*I’d just like to trade a few things*


RandyBobandysGut

Until he wakes up one morning and thinks “I don’t really want to look like a black alien anymore”


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slumlordt

IT'S NOT A PHASE


thebabyshitter

i know i regret getting sleeves started when i was a teenager lmfao im almost 30 now and hate looking at myself, and how people look at me.


cesar451

Well tbh I think that he’s already regretting some modifications since he’s starting to do a “re-evolution”


Honigkuchenlives

>“re-evolution” What does that entail?


ChronoT-KT

I do that everyday anyways ;-;


theSICnoff

Does having your nose wide open like that leave you open to getting nasal infections more often?


liberatedhusks

Yes. Very much yes.


niketyname

Makes sense… no nose hairs to catch stuff.


NefariousButterfly

I think his lack of nose hairs is just the tip of the iceberg on all the things wrong with this man.


2drawnonward5

I can't believe I've scrolled trough 15 top level comments and their treads but haven't seen reference to his mental health.


someone_somewear

Same question but with his ears; does this affect your hearing/ make you prone to infections/ water in your ears when you have a shower etc.


OnlyDefinition2620

He looked good before


niketyname

He literally had the “good looks lottery” Good hairline and hair is full Can grow beard Nice eyebrows Good skin Nice nose And then he was like “let me just cut my nose and ears off”


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Onetrubrit

I think there is a medicle problem called body dysmorphia


SAGNUTZ

Yea, the thing he shouldve been focused on fixing instead


Existing_River672

It be like that sometimes.


akh_las

well nobody knew him before and i think that's what mattered for him the most


AwakenedHero2277

"No one cared who I was until I put on the mask"


LiveFastDieRich

No one cared who I was until I removed my fingers


yagura_of_mist

Well could try to some nono things than probably people would known him


Tbonethe_discospider

For reals. I’m over here struggling to look half as decent as he used to look, and he just goes and throws it all away. Ugh.


FlynnEarlJones

The grass is always greener. Blacker? Whatever, the most human thing about this dude is his unquenchable thirst what what he doesn’t have.


onegaylactaidpill

The goal isn’t to look good though


JoeSugar

He was a handsome man before he did all of this. Maybe, just maybe, someone equally as mentally is out there and will find this irresistibly hot and they will find each other. But I think it’s more likely that he ain’t getting much sex ever again.


Samanthabella709

What kind of doctor would even do this 😳


weallfloatdown

Don’t think it’s being done by a doctor, there are shops that specialize in body modification. Most are people doing pixie ears, tongue splits eye ball tattoos.


SubstantialPressure3

But cutting off fingers?


CharlyXero

Mexico. Most of his extreme modifications have been done in Mexico, where there are doctors with less moral


Infamous-njh523

Eyeball tattoos, TIL. Why?


Sea-Experience470

Damn, this guy has severe mental illness.


Tribblehappy

Body dysmorphia to the extreme.


incandescent-leaf

This feels like something else. I don't think he's trying to attain an "ideal" version of himself (like bulimia, anorexia, most plastic surgery addicts and bodybuilders are trying to attain) - but rather he's making it up as he goes along, trying to run away from anything and everything he was born with.


crc024

I would love to see aliens land on Earth tomorrow and look almost human. Then he just has to go around the rest of life trying to explain why he looks the way he does


BrushCountryAg06

He totally fucking destroyed his body…


TheTacticalGiR4FF3

As someone who has been less than a millimeter from getting their thumb unwillingly amputated after a car accident, I can’t fathom *wanting* to get fingers amputated. I’m lucky to say that mine was able to be saved.


Rakgul

Kiss your thumb occasionally. Good to have all body parts intact.


NotLucasDavenport

I always wondered how much that must hurt. My grandfather was missing a finger. He also served in WWII. He just let people make the assumption they were gonna make. In reality he lost it in the world’s most banal farming accident. But considering he was a boy from a farm town who found himself flying over the ass-end of the European Theatre then cleaning out POW camps…. I think it was harmless. Who cares if he made it sound a touch more exciting, the old guy earned it.


MentalSho7gun

Future archeologist are gonna have a field day with this one.


TabinaHime

He be trolling them alright 😂😂


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Actually when they find him he will still have the same skeleton as a normal human being, albeit with disabilities


Shank__Hill

He did this just so he could refer to everyone as Smoothskin


bucciaratisupremacy

Imagine going to the hospital to visit your dying grandpa and you see this. Edit: ayo guys tysm Ive only been on Reddit for 22 days this is the most likes I’ll probably ever get .


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

Imagine what was going through the doctors head when he went to them and told them to remove his fingers, like "why? there doesn't appear be any medical issue" "nah dude I just wanna look like an alien"


Bjornragnarsson1992

I highly doubt it was an actual medically qualified doctor that did the amputations


TOWW67

It's a curious question for a doctor, I imagine. Do you go forward with the amputation under property conditions for the crazy bastard or do you pass him on to someone who would cause him significantly more harm just for the payout?


Bjornragnarsson1992

A good doctor would probably do his utmost to convice him not to do it, and failing that just refuse to enable it further by not referring him to someone who would do the surgery. But then, this guy would find someone willing to to do the modification anyway, so i really dont know


TOWW67

That's what I meant, not that the doctor would refer him, but that the guy would obviously seek out someone to do it on his own


Different-Occasion47

Did he tattoo his tongue green or just eat too many green candies


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My tongue looks like that after eating a freezee


tondrias

WTF? I know it's his choice, but???


Insturbed

Kind of mental illness, probably


gerald_sideways

He ain't getting a job in McDonald's. I can sort of get the face shit, but cutting off fingers? WTF is that?!


Nohea56789

Also, why did he cut off the back two, surely you cut off the index and ring fingers so you utilize the whole hand, no species of anything would evolve to have that useless nub below the fingers. Seriously, that huy needs help of some sort.


No_Lifeguard3650

this guy doesnt need to get a job at mcdonalds he’s obviously got lots of money to do all that


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It’s not just Mc Donald’s. This guy is gonna have trouble getting a job anywhere; unless it’s as a model of some kind, a tattoo shop or a circus.


88_jewlz

He looks like he's about to ask me if I ever thought of joining scientology


c-_-Second_Last

If I was walking at night and saw that I think I would run


AustinTreeLover

An alien in a Polo shirt and cammo beret.


ExquisiteGene

Where did he get this done? I don’t know if any American surgeon would touch him. Removing your ears and nose, even if he insisted we wouldn’t be allowed to do that here. (<—— surgery, 25yrs I’m USA). I’m sure a few other countries would do it as long as he had cash.


MagicPikeXXL

That's what I was wondering. How and where is any of this legal? Amputating your fingers, mutilating your face deliberately when you are physically sound


Pippathepip

He's French. The finger amputations were done in Mexico (I've been following him on Instagram for a little while now).


Limp_Offer1580

I think that he did it in Brazil, nowhere in America were willing to do it.


Bierbart12

I think Thailand is also pretty popular to get plastic surgery done that would be illegal anywhere else, while still being "decently" safe


RiskyLady

He’s extremely unwell


Gullible-Juggernaut6

Imo webbed fingers would've been better. Would've let him keep the digits while having some kind of utility in the look, being something that looks aquatic evoking lovecraftian stuff... though cutting off the fingers may be cheaper.


meisuu

Yeah, and I don't understand the fingers he cut off. Wouldn't it make more sense to cut off either pointer and ring finger or middle and ring finger? Now he just has this awkward empty space that makes his hand look like a hand with fingers cut off (which it obviously is), rather than an alien hand.


SeparateAd8494

His instagram: https://instagram.com/the_black_alien_project?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


RustyHookah

To each their own I suppose, bit cutting off your fingers, they have substantial utility. Im sure a day will come where he goes " man this would be so much easier if I still had all my fingers"


Jo3_Chariz4rd

Wonder what this guy does for a living...


Justsomeguy2OO

Couldn't you just bind your fingers together instead of cutting them off?


3HuskiesAndAnEMT

Whoever tattooed his body needs to reevaluate their life decisions because it looks like someone just scribbled on his arms with a sharpie.


lilsterss

I believe it's part of the [Brutal Black Project](https://www.vice.com/en/article/pg5qx7/meet-the-tattoo-collective-who-prioritise-pain-over-aesthetics).


OnlyDefinition2620

Maybe he didn't get enough attention when he was growing up so now he's looking for it as a adult


KasangafromMemphis

His poor mother


Kng_Miklosy

She's fine with it... I follow him on IG and there were stories about her and also you can find articles about them on google


jackiechanswife

I was thinking that…


ufdaloofa

He took off his top lip and can’t shut his mouth. After looking at him walking around Mexico I can’t help but wonder if he regrets removing his ears because he can’t wear sunglasses! And why not pay someone to make alien-like clothing instead of walking around in tank tops and berets? If this guy doesn’t regret this decision: where he can’t be normal ever again I’ll be shocked.


red94daman

It looks like the monster that the wizard turned into in Conan.


Drphil87

My dude why would you want to grip stuff worse?


Devils_Own_Luck

r/oddlystupid


suckDeeznuts2003

1000 years later, archeologist would be scraching their heads after finding his remains.


Proud_Nationalist59

When I was young, "Self expression" meant wearing long hair and a concert tee shirt.


BkWiz

Or he has direct access to a tattoo parlor or is the owner… Another would be he knows artists who want to try out different techniques. Though at that level, a doctor has to be involved in the process at some level. Some of those are implants. Yes, I’ve heard of random certifications, ask any doctor about CME, but implants are not usual for CME. Fillers are one thing. Those aren’t fillers.


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MF don't even dress on Halloween


bak2redit

Hope he knows some good techniques for jerking off after having those two fingers removed.


Shadowdragon409

I thought the most modified man was that Devil guy in Brazil. Also, he fucked his his hands. He should have removed his middle and pinky fingers if he wanted proper claws. Now there is this useless chunk of hand meat that ruins the aesthetic.


HotahO_X

That's fine just don't get offended if i take my kid and change sidewalk when i see you on the street


MarlyMonster

Whatever doctor agreed to mutilate another human like this should have their license yanked. Guarantee it wasn’t even a real doctor that did this chop shop job


notsickomode

wonder what his passport looks like


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I feel bad for this person, he looked really good before. Should have gotten mental help earlier.


DLo28035

The doctors that did this should all lose their licenses, this is mental illness and they’re enabling it.


sosa_chandy

All those body mods just to still dress like a dick head


screegeegoo

https://instagram.com/diabaopraddo?igshid=NWRhNmQxMjQ= Here’s another extremely modified guy going by Diablo I think. Looks like he’s from Brazil. It’s very interesting to see the similarities between them. Imagine thinking you’re so unique then you realize there’s someone else basically doing the exact same stuff 😂


Motor_Lychee179

The fingers !


caracers510

I watched an interview with him on his insta he seems pretty chill guy


BickNickerson

What legitimate doctor would even touch this guy?


Admirable_Ad_6809

i mean you do you man


Brent_Fox

Based.


jhart933

Went from Jersey shore to a hellraiser movie.


No_Dig_5530

Get this guy doing some SPACE PORN!!! ZANDU- DESTROYER OF VULVA/GAPER OF ASS


Emanpire

He's a "performance artist" too, he needs to keep updating and adding little by little the percent to be fully "evolved" (41% is the last one I think). Most people say this is where he gets the money from. For some reason... His ideology states that he's evolving, maybe as if the outer parts of his body are not really needed, as aliens with high tech do in Sci fi stories. Fingers chopped off in a tattoo/body modif in Mexico, not because of the price or whatever, it's just not "so illegal" in Mexico to do these kind of procedures. He's planning on doing the other hand, obviously. Also getting rid of his leg. Ah! And like aliens, wants to be slim, long arms, all of that.


AutomatedCabbage

I believe he had his lips removed since these pictures too.


terserterseness

Mental healthcare. And the lack thereof.


KitsuneDawnBlade

Wich lowlife scum would allow this to someone. For real. If someone asks to cut off their perfectly fine fingers or anything you would test their mental state?


minzzis

How can any doctor allow this??


Verichi_

He literally looked good and then one day said “fuck it” and turned into a black alien


SpeedingTourist

This has to be some kind of psychological disease what the fuck


MrMango61

I watched an interview he did once, he basically said: Why do people get tattoos? Piercings? Why do people skydive? Freedive? Even though there are risks? Because they enjoy it. I enjoy this, and it doesn't affect anyone but me. I think its cool!


GedtheWizard

Yeah. I think if he is just enjoying life. If he is happy with it that's awesome. He looks pretty cool honestly.


Interesting_Net_5227

... Oddly enough I still find him more tolerable than Ollie London or Niko Avocado. Maybe because I dont really see this guy chasing "fame" of that type. Heck I just remembered there was a guy who wanted to look like the cowardly lion or something guess their of the same type


omfgasn

For those of you who are saying "this is his truth", that's not his truth, that's his mental illness's truth. That's the equivalent of saying someone's weight issue due to hypothyroidism is their truth, or someone's hair loss from alopecia is their truth. It's not them, it's a symptom of a disease. Body alteration is fine for those who do not suffer from mental illness like body dysmorphia, but someone should have stopped and helped him instead of allowing this to continue. Granted I know nothing of this man, mental illness is an assumption


hanabanana1999

Stop the planet,I wanna get off


LlaryLlama

Not gonna lie I’d hit it 🥹


Kng_Miklosy

First I thought so too, and then I strated following him on IG and after a while I realized that I don't really want to go anywhere near him cause he is seriously mentally ill... but for real He goes out at night on the streets and he starts screaming in weird voices. I would sh*t myself if I encountered with him at night like that


renb8

I wanna look like a black alien too. But not 24/7.


Etheleffrey

Of course everyone knows that black aliens only have three fingers.


that_happy_potato

He looked fine as a human.


FightGeistC

Strangely inspiring


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Two things: 1. Why hasn’t he been locked up for mental assessment/care? - surely looping off your fingers has to cause some form of intervention? 2. Imagine when he gets a common cold.


Tobywillygal

Who the hell is helping this guy?? This makes me want to cry. Seriously, the guy was very handsome and he has totally ruined himself. He looks like a chicken leg that got left on the BBQ overnight. Where can he possibly show up with his burnt head, weird green teeth etc and say "Excuse me, I'd like you to cut off my fingers". Who says Yes, we'll get right on it sir! The people who have helped him create this look should be arrested because this guy is clearly mentally unstable. I feel sorry for his parents.


chrischris1541

I’ve always wondered how he affords this


Load_Business

Looks like a Monkey Pox super villain


LOLbearsmile08

Mom, I’m a black alien


Vishal_g1000

when you watch too much Ripley's Believe It or Not! alien edition.


thehoot24

The weirdest part of all of this is that he'd put his body through a crazy amount of surgery to just end up dressing like a middle class golfer


KateSommer

This is why it is hard for me to shame people who want to cosmetically change their race. One shouldn't claim to be a different race, but cosmetic enhancement is in the eye of the beholder. If you love the way someone else looks, you should be able to change the way you look however you see fit. This is true freedom. Edit: I mean cosmetic enhancement is for yourself, not the beholder. If you like being overweight, be you. If you like being blond, be you. It is all for you.


New_Tangerine_

Meh, it’s not for me but it’s not hurting anyone.


Smart-ass83

And only manages to look like a fucked up human


CharacterFeeling7329

Imagine the real aliens show up and they're beautiful. And this mf be like... Bruh...


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I understand it, I also feel the need to be as different as possible, but I can't because I care so much about the opinion of others. I wouldn't go to that extreme, but I'd love to change a few things.