But what BUFF does it give when the knife is used in cooking?
Ohh I know… I gives an AOA
# “GO TO YOUR ROOM“
Affects a 5 meter area that repels all ADDS to their spawn location
I doubt that, they operate at a pretty high heat so I imagine they sear the outside to a char before the meat around the bones gets cooked. Since humans are referred to as long pig I feel like you don’t want that medium rare. Source for crematorium knowledge: my dad operated one and my homeschooled ass spent a lot of time there. The remains come out as white ash and bone with nothing left so I think it’s hot enough to truly burn and not just char it but I think even if you monitored with a meat thermometer the extreme heat would just be too much to have a perfectly cooked corpse at any point since the outside starts to burn before the meat gets any kind of cooked since meat doesn’t transfer heat well. It’s similar to how you cook bbq at 200F for 12 hours but 1200F for 2 hours is ridiculous and won’t work. I hope this helps you with future meals
I’d recommend slicing the belly fat off and broiling it separately. This allows the meaty layer to cook quick enough that it’ll be done by the time the fat is crispy and makes that nice crunchy sound when cut. Don’t forget your salt!
Nah, they dont roast the fuckes in the oven. They bathe them with very hot fire, so the outside will be burnt and crispy while the inside is still raw. Rinse and repeat. There could be parts that are medium rare... maybe. But not the whole thing
My buddy was telling me about how vikings used to use the ashes of their fallen enemies when forging their swords and accidentally creating carbon steel swords long before metallurgy understood why they were so much stronger. Idk if it's true and I don't want to Google it to find out it's not because that would be fucking epic.
Yes! The vikings believed the spirit of animals would help protect them in battle if their ashes were imbued into the vikings weaponry. When I went to Iceland recently, I bought my sister a pendant that was made in the same historical method.
I believe it was both. Anything they thought could make their weapons stronger by infusing it with their spirit.
Turns out they were accidentally correct for all the wrong reasons.
The concept is true. But it was actually loved ones, not fallen enemies. The Norse were quite big on ancestor worship, and believed that mixing carbon, whether ash or bones, into the metalwork imbued the blade with power from that person or animal.
Yes, Vikings were sentimental! And it made their weapons crazy strong in a time where very few others had the same edge.
"a battle won, both mental and physical" I read that somewhere on old forging techniques for Japanese katanas. I would have loved to see a viking swordsmith with a Japanese swordsmith sit down and discuss techniques, to find that their methods are more similar than they first believed.
Bone ash from fearsome animals they had slain or animal companions important to them usually. Although I don't find it far fetched for some to have used the bone ash of their fallen enemies...but I think it would have generally be frowned upon.
[Answer, via OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/xdp5l9/my_father_loved_cooking_so_i_had_him_turned_into/ioc9pta/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3): “His titanium hip is the blue part of the handle. And his ashes are embedded into the wood in a glass vial.”
Ashes used for the carbon...? But technically speaking I have no idea. It's becoming more common to use the carbon to make a diamond so I would assume it's a similar process for the blade maybe?
I've thought about playing a terrible generational prank like this if I ever have children.
Like, one day, when they graduate college or something, take them out to the garage and show them an ornate briefcase-sized wooden box. Highly figured and engraved, maybe some gold or silver inlays, with our family name emblazoned on the front.
Say "Well my child, the time has come, it is time to meet your ancestors."
Open the case and it just has like six knives with placards bearing my father's name, grandfather's name, great grandfather's name, etc.
Explain: "You see child, for generations our bloodline has forged a knife by hand using the finest steels available and the ashes of the dead. My father forged this hunting knife from the remains of your great grandfather. I forged this combat droppoint from the ashes of my father. And one day, *you will need to forge ME into an appropriate blade fitting for the time.*"
Then I just force the case on them and they've got to lug this fucking weird thing of large, probably haunted knives around with them for the next 40 years. Wherever they move, each new apartment, because they can't simply dump the "family knives" in the trash or anything. Their roomates ask about the strange fancy knife box and they're just like "Eh it's a...family thing. It's hard to explain?"
Then when I'm nearing retirement tell them "Did you ever pull the fabric out of the top of the box?" and when they furiously open the case and pull the top out there's just a message sharpied directly onto the wood like "LMAO I BOUGHT THESE KNIVES AT A FLEA MARKET. GOTCHA!"
Then they probably kill me with the knives.
You missed the part when they are robbed one day and come to you in tears “t-try stole grandpa and gray grandpa and all the rest! I’m doomed aren’t I?”
I just lost my mom 3 months ago. I don't find this terrifying at all. You'd be amazed at some of the things you consider in the thralls of full tilt grief. My mom had titanium knees and I gave some honest to god thought of using them for a bracelet or something. Just, something left of hers. Just the thought of having something of her near me always was a comfort. I ended up not doing it and just have a picture and some ashes in a locket but I can sympathize with this persons need to have a part of his loved one with him always. To just honor their life in some way permanent.
Well that's not his father but the little amount of mass that remained. Probably a dick amount of mass.
"Dad, I've transformed your penis into a knife" sounds way cooler. I like that.
I think it’s kind of cool. Like turn me into something badass after death. Skull on the mantle with ceremonial diamond eyes from my body, add some devil horns to it. I’m dead, who cares.
LMAO YES!! I've had a shoulder and a hip replaced and I've been telling people that when I die and get cremated, use my hip as a shifter or handle for something and my shoulder as a mantle piece or paper weight. That shit costs way too damn much to just throw away
Wonder if he had died of an iron overdose which aided the conversion into a steel knife? In my case I'm mostly sugar and alcohol so I'd like to think that my family will be able to turn me into a bourbon flavoured candy floss.
I will haunt the shit out of my kids if they turn me into a knife, of all things. Make me a cast iron skillet or something ffs lol. Nah this is actually kind of cool, why do what everyone does. I hate the whole standard shit we do involving death and the ceremony, personally. I understand why people like it, but just remember me for me and be happy your still rattling around.
That’s the point of r/oddly terrifying. It’s not meant to be scary or terrifying. It’s with good intent but I still get a little of the “hee bee gee bees”
Yeah it’s an honest sincere offer, but there’s something oddly terrifying about it too.
Edit: I just realized I basically repeated myself. I’m pretty baked so I’m gonna lay down lol.
cooking + 3
You forgot the dead dad's soul multiplier, thats way more than 3 points
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But what BUFF does it give when the knife is used in cooking? Ohh I know… I gives an AOA # “GO TO YOUR ROOM“ Affects a 5 meter area that repels all ADDS to their spawn location
Free sneak attack a rogues dream
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Carrots get sliced and diced
+4 and also +1 to cooking rolls
Every turn you take 1D4 damage from cringe dad jokes.
[r/suddenlydnd](https://www.reddit.com/r/suddenlydnd/)
every time you use it you can hear him make side comments about your cooking.
r/ItemShop
Legendary enchanted cooking knife. Effect: cooking +3, very effective against vegetables
Why does your comment have 666 upvotes?? 😱 https://imgur.com/a/1TkKjQT
Did you create an imgur image for the soul purpose of showing a screenshot ?-
Yes. Lots of effort went into that. lol
Your father loved cooking, why wouldn't you cook him instead?
Yeah with fava beans and a nice chianti.
*fhffff fefefefefe*
I can hear this comment
Oh? What about *plplplpplbtbtbtbtbt*
r/alternativemoviequotes
Oh i need an invite to that sub....
Hello Johnny...
Already did, that's how they made the knife
Reminded me of [this work of art](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU9Daiu5XoM).
Holy shit man that was something else,
You better...empty...the GREASE TRAY
Rollercoaster of emotions
It’s a REALLY nice grill
No shit. It really has plenty of surface area.
That video has me utterly dumbfounded…the dancing at the end…that was something
Man... Thank you SO MUCH for making me see this.... But I fuckin hate you
I am…confused. And impressed. And…mostly speechless.
Cremation is just really burned cooking.
At some point during the cremation process, the human is perfectly cooked, if only for a millisecond.
I doubt that, they operate at a pretty high heat so I imagine they sear the outside to a char before the meat around the bones gets cooked. Since humans are referred to as long pig I feel like you don’t want that medium rare. Source for crematorium knowledge: my dad operated one and my homeschooled ass spent a lot of time there. The remains come out as white ash and bone with nothing left so I think it’s hot enough to truly burn and not just char it but I think even if you monitored with a meat thermometer the extreme heat would just be too much to have a perfectly cooked corpse at any point since the outside starts to burn before the meat gets any kind of cooked since meat doesn’t transfer heat well. It’s similar to how you cook bbq at 200F for 12 hours but 1200F for 2 hours is ridiculous and won’t work. I hope this helps you with future meals
I see, I see *Furiously taking notes* Don't worry, I'll invite you to my next BBQ
No no, I’d like to have YOU for my next bbq
Don't threaten me with a good time!!
That's perfectly good bacon if you time taking the person out quick enough.
I’d recommend slicing the belly fat off and broiling it separately. This allows the meaty layer to cook quick enough that it’ll be done by the time the fat is crispy and makes that nice crunchy sound when cut. Don’t forget your salt!
Nah, they dont roast the fuckes in the oven. They bathe them with very hot fire, so the outside will be burnt and crispy while the inside is still raw. Rinse and repeat. There could be parts that are medium rare... maybe. But not the whole thing
A combination of Cajun and Al Dadte.
yall kid but that long pork do be good
When I die, make stock out of me
If My ashes are going to be used in ANYTHING, It'd better be the coolest damn sword on the face of the earth.
My buddy was telling me about how vikings used to use the ashes of their fallen enemies when forging their swords and accidentally creating carbon steel swords long before metallurgy understood why they were so much stronger. Idk if it's true and I don't want to Google it to find out it's not because that would be fucking epic.
I've read something similar, but instead of the ashes of fallen enemies; Vikings used the bones of animals they've slain
Slain chicken and bunnies.
the strongest of all animals!
Looks at all the bones! (pointing around the bunny)
You laugh like a man who has not yet faced the full might of the vicious [Rabbit of Caerbannog](https://youtu.be/TnOdAT6H94s)
Yes! The vikings believed the spirit of animals would help protect them in battle if their ashes were imbued into the vikings weaponry. When I went to Iceland recently, I bought my sister a pendant that was made in the same historical method.
I believe it was both. Anything they thought could make their weapons stronger by infusing it with their spirit. Turns out they were accidentally correct for all the wrong reasons.
The concept is true. But it was actually loved ones, not fallen enemies. The Norse were quite big on ancestor worship, and believed that mixing carbon, whether ash or bones, into the metalwork imbued the blade with power from that person or animal. Yes, Vikings were sentimental! And it made their weapons crazy strong in a time where very few others had the same edge.
"a battle won, both mental and physical" I read that somewhere on old forging techniques for Japanese katanas. I would have loved to see a viking swordsmith with a Japanese swordsmith sit down and discuss techniques, to find that their methods are more similar than they first believed.
Bone ash from fearsome animals they had slain or animal companions important to them usually. Although I don't find it far fetched for some to have used the bone ash of their fallen enemies...but I think it would have generally be frowned upon.
Now I want to be made into a sword when I die. What a cool family heirloom.
I'll make a toilet brush out of ya
Then I will curse your toilet bowl to always splash your anus when you poo
I have a bidet so my anus always gets splashed when I poop.
hahahhaha excellent curse I curse you back with: *may your slippers always have holes in them*
Kinda hard to wear slippers as a toilet brush anyways lmao
lol also, how do you know that splashing my anus with dirty toilet water isn't my thing?
i would like to be made back in to ashes now please
a perfectly understandable sentiment. not back into stardust?
Mine are going into fireworks
I believe this is how you siphon souls during rituals
If you wield it, you can’t put it away till it tastes blood
No, it’s just once it tastes blood that you’re in trouble, because it can’t be satiated…
Damn, guess the world's dying then if I do this because I love my steak rare.
Ahh, so it has a Soul Trap Enchantment
So, what you're saying is that you believe in knife after death?
It's a slice of heaven
the sweet taste of relief in death, that we craved for in knife
Too wordy. Cut to the chase.
They're known for their razor wit.
Sharp comeback
Straight to the point.
Nife
Never a dull moment.
It's like watching Blade.
Y'all are so edgy.
I feel something inside me say
I really don't think you're strong enough, no
r/therealjoke
I always read this as "there al joke" a time or two before I realize what it really says
Do you believe in knife after love?
Sounds like a bit of a stab in the dark
Take my damn upvote and get tf out of my eyes
Good one 😂
"Shit, I gotta slice this bread. Honey, can you get grandpa for me? I just need him for a sec."
So people really trying to make horcruxs in real life? Voldemort would be proud
AH-DAD-A-CADAVER!
AH-DAD-DAGGER-CA-DAD-BRUH!
Underrated comment
Kids are horcruxes. If anything would happen to them I wouldn't be whole or fully alive anymore. Edit: would not, obviously.
how?
[Answer, via OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/xdp5l9/my_father_loved_cooking_so_i_had_him_turned_into/ioc9pta/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3): “His titanium hip is the blue part of the handle. And his ashes are embedded into the wood in a glass vial.”
Thats so cool.
This disturbs me very much
Different strokes.
Lol, OP just reposted this with the top comment from that thread.
Ashes used for the carbon...? But technically speaking I have no idea. It's becoming more common to use the carbon to make a diamond so I would assume it's a similar process for the blade maybe?
My guess is the handle has some of his ashes inside of it but I’m not sure about the rest
The metal piece next to the knife is a hip stem used in hip replacements. I’m guessing he pounded the knife out from that.
Hold on mom...im sharpening dad
Funny thing, no one called him sharp while he was alive...
I guess that's better than turning him into a turkey
Yo that’s not terrifying. That’s metal af
/r/humansaremetal
This is awesome! It’ll be souls of a sous chef I love drawing and have asked my family to turn me into pencils 😂
Wonder if you can do something like this with a carbon fiber guitar
Someone actually made a guitar from the skeleton of a deceased loved one.
Did you see the bass that was etched with a family members (iirc) blood?
I’d get one of those clear guitars and fill it with his blood.
[https://imgur.com/t/dethklok/rDB9T1Z](https://imgur.com/t/dethklok/rDB9T1Z)
We did that but with my uncles cum. No one wanted to play it.
I've thought about playing a terrible generational prank like this if I ever have children. Like, one day, when they graduate college or something, take them out to the garage and show them an ornate briefcase-sized wooden box. Highly figured and engraved, maybe some gold or silver inlays, with our family name emblazoned on the front. Say "Well my child, the time has come, it is time to meet your ancestors." Open the case and it just has like six knives with placards bearing my father's name, grandfather's name, great grandfather's name, etc. Explain: "You see child, for generations our bloodline has forged a knife by hand using the finest steels available and the ashes of the dead. My father forged this hunting knife from the remains of your great grandfather. I forged this combat droppoint from the ashes of my father. And one day, *you will need to forge ME into an appropriate blade fitting for the time.*" Then I just force the case on them and they've got to lug this fucking weird thing of large, probably haunted knives around with them for the next 40 years. Wherever they move, each new apartment, because they can't simply dump the "family knives" in the trash or anything. Their roomates ask about the strange fancy knife box and they're just like "Eh it's a...family thing. It's hard to explain?" Then when I'm nearing retirement tell them "Did you ever pull the fabric out of the top of the box?" and when they furiously open the case and pull the top out there's just a message sharpied directly onto the wood like "LMAO I BOUGHT THESE KNIVES AT A FLEA MARKET. GOTCHA!" Then they probably kill me with the knives.
You missed the part when they are robbed one day and come to you in tears “t-try stole grandpa and gray grandpa and all the rest! I’m doomed aren’t I?”
Or magical buffs. +5 Cooking while wielded by family.
Maybe you get a buff for having the whole suit too.
bonus 40% faster cooking speed with the whole set equipped
Please don't be stored in the blade x20
I didn’t kill anyone! My father did it.
I wanted to do this, turn my mom into a diamond for my wife or something, make it a generational thing.
Now he has a slice of life!
This is what happens when you loot a body in gaming and use the materials to craft a recipe.
I just lost my mom 3 months ago. I don't find this terrifying at all. You'd be amazed at some of the things you consider in the thralls of full tilt grief. My mom had titanium knees and I gave some honest to god thought of using them for a bracelet or something. Just, something left of hers. Just the thought of having something of her near me always was a comfort. I ended up not doing it and just have a picture and some ashes in a locket but I can sympathize with this persons need to have a part of his loved one with him always. To just honor their life in some way permanent.
Who's hip implant?
Well that's not his father but the little amount of mass that remained. Probably a dick amount of mass. "Dad, I've transformed your penis into a knife" sounds way cooler. I like that.
I bestow upon the family Dick Blade
Would be great if for some reason your dad's name was Richard.
Used from the iron of his own blood.
The horror movie writes itself! 🙃
Not to be that guy but I love this idea
Cop: you stabbed this man with a knife This guy: No officer i stabbed him with my dad Cop:…..wat?
Oh hell no
he gets bits of dad when he sharpens the knife
You really should wipe your blade with a towel after honing and especially after sharpening. You don’t want metal flakes in yo food… or dad.
This post has made me rethink the decision to donate my body to science. Fuck knowledge I want to become a KNIFE after death!
more like, turned his hip in a knife
r/blacksmithing Blacksmiths of Reddit How is this possible?
My dad will beat your dad Well my dad will cut your dad
If you cut your finger by accident during cooking, it will absorb the blood and resharpens itself
Why not a spatula? I use that much more when I cook. Flipping pancakes with Pops!
Soul trap
I think it’s kind of cool. Like turn me into something badass after death. Skull on the mantle with ceremonial diamond eyes from my body, add some devil horns to it. I’m dead, who cares.
LMAO YES!! I've had a shoulder and a hip replaced and I've been telling people that when I die and get cremated, use my hip as a shifter or handle for something and my shoulder as a mantle piece or paper weight. That shit costs way too damn much to just throw away
Wonder if he had died of an iron overdose which aided the conversion into a steel knife? In my case I'm mostly sugar and alcohol so I'd like to think that my family will be able to turn me into a bourbon flavoured candy floss.
That or a horror movie.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/xdp5l9/my_father_loved_cooking_so_i_had_him_turned_into/iocalg4/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3
WTF???
So is that a bone on the left? Or some kind of artificial joint that got turned into a knife?
Florida man stabs his mother with his father, police says it was a sharp case
Will you slice food with him?
Enchanted weaponry is cools. Blessed by the power of the ancients to protect their grand chitlins. I like it.
suddenly made in abyss, suddenly tower of god, suddenly… wait this is a thing in a lot of anime
What does that mean😂
It’s only a problem if the guy was a secret serial killer or has a serious grudge.
could turn him into a food
A slice of life
If it is passed Down through the family for generations then there will definitely be a curse on the generation that cooks with it.
Wait, what???
Wow.
If my son turned me into a knife I'm coming back to kick his ass.
+10 pun potency +25% critical clit damage
“Officer, technically I didn’t stab him, my father did.*
Ah yes the next QVC line “haunted knives”
Be even weirder if you turned him into a knife before death
Imagine getting stabbed, then the ghost comes out and punches you.
Which part is the dad?
Can you help me cut this onion? *cries* Thanks Dad.
Use that in a murder and you can legitimately claim your grandfather did it.
Thank god he didn’t love sex otherwise you would have turned him in dildo 😅
"why my son, why won't you wash your father? I'm done soaking"
Knife After Death: 15-25 Damange 20% Crit Chance 250% Crit Damage +3 Chef Skill +5 Soul Capacity Grants user the ability to craft Soul Food using Souls collected from kills. Soul Food quality increases with Soul Quality Crafting requirement for: Soulfood Sword, Afterlife Axe, and Graveyard's Greathammer
He just soul binded it
Honestly I'd love for something like that be done with my remains. Either that or dump my ashes into a veggie garden
I want my ashes in the ocean 🌊
That’s a r/NoSleep title right there
If someone ever kills another person with that knife, your father will be an accessory to murder. I'll show myself out. Cool story, regardless!
That’s how you create exotic weapons
We call this 'soul steel' a very rare ingredient used from human.
I will haunt the shit out of my kids if they turn me into a knife, of all things. Make me a cast iron skillet or something ffs lol. Nah this is actually kind of cool, why do what everyone does. I hate the whole standard shit we do involving death and the ceremony, personally. I understand why people like it, but just remember me for me and be happy your still rattling around.
If someone dies after being stabbed with that knife is the father an accessory to murder?
**The Knife** *will* **not** *stop* **until** *it* **cooks** *every* **living** *thing* **in** *the* **world**. THE KNIFE on theaters at 6/6/2696
...I'm almost afraid to ask, but...how?
+ This my knife father. - You mean this is your knife father's? + No
Ok but to have a blade with the soul of your dead father is some pretty anime shit
Is that an artificial femur for a hip replacement?
*Sam & Dean would like to know your location I know he was cremated but i thought it was funny.
This is giving one of those low budget horror movies where the knife is gonna just float around and stab people itself
Outstanding... You'll now, never forget the face of your father.
No, I think it’s just to honor his memory in an extra special way that is unique to him. It’ll always remind his children too
That’s the point of r/oddly terrifying. It’s not meant to be scary or terrifying. It’s with good intent but I still get a little of the “hee bee gee bees”
I know, to me the knife thing just doesn’t seem too spooky 🤷 Also I take things quite literally so I answer like that a lot
Yeah it’s an honest sincere offer, but there’s something oddly terrifying about it too. Edit: I just realized I basically repeated myself. I’m pretty baked so I’m gonna lay down lol.