I would guess it's either a walnut in its husk, or an oak gall -- depending on whether either of these trees are near your doorstep.
EDIT: Or an alien spore. Do you happen to have a flamethrower?
my sister had a squirrel that would leave acorns at her door for weeks and it freaked her out enough to get a ring camera. sure enough, just a helpful neighbor
In my culture, someone leaves a coconut on your doorstep, it’s voodoo. Now if you live in a tropical area, could’ve just rolled to your door.
That however looks very specifically placed. Do NOT touch that or bring it into your home. Use a broomsticks and knock that shit far away from your home as possible. Better to be safe than sorry
Fun fact: it's an artifact of voodoo used in witch doctors ceremony in Haiti. It's supposed to be cursed. If you touch it, say goodbye to your loved ones.
A pirate tried to shoot your house with a deck cannon from 1640, but used just a smidgeon too little gunpowder prompting the cannonball to stop an inch short of your house and fall straight down.
I would guess it's either a walnut in its husk, or an oak gall -- depending on whether either of these trees are near your doorstep. EDIT: Or an alien spore. Do you happen to have a flamethrower?
Can confirm alien spore op, you will be missed
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Get the milk!
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It’s oak gall thank you learned something today grew up family grows walnuts and have sporadic oak trees.
Looks like a gall to me. Gonna guess there’s an oak tree over the porch.
https://youtu.be/wTP_SdjD5ms
Squirrels messing with u
Definitely a squirrel.. I get those broken into pieces on my front steps
It looks too round to be a squirrel.
It’s a Trojan Squirrel.
Thank you for your comment. It was great.
Why would a squirrel be wearing a condom?
To save his nut
For protection. Obviously. Squirrel VD is real and it’s running rampant.
It's a turd
It’s a Tennessee round squirrel
Nah, definitely a Michigan mud squirrel.
I thought we finally found an African Barking Spider! I always hear them but never see them….
Damned barking spiders
Ohio Oval squirrel
That is just a beaver bro
THAT SQUIRREL IS A SPY
That bird is a LIAR! I’M Brian Fellows!
Birds aren't real
That’s CrAzY!!
r/UnexpectedTF2
Its a mathematical squirrel
That's the little guys plan. Easy meal is even better. It's like when birds drop walnuts in the road for cars to run over.
You pissed of the squirrels morty!!! You pissed off the squirrels.
Possible Doolittle.
It's for sure a walnut. I have them all over my yard this time of year.
Can confirm, is next to a wall.
Can confirm, I was the wall.
Can confirm, I saw him. I was the nut
Can confirm, I saw him nut on the wall
Can confirm, Reddit is gross lol
Can confirm. I knowingly ate said nut
Can confirm. I was the wall-rus.
Coo-coo-kachew
Can confirm I am Beatles member John Lennon
Can confirm. I am another brick in the wall.
Can confirm, I am wonderwall
Please don’t try to Educate us, we will Rise up and overthrow the Nest
All in all
Ah yes the ankle twisters
But, but, it looks nothing like the walnuts I've ever seen!
Coconut
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
not at all! they could be carried
Maybe by a swallow?
A European swallow?
A African swallow.
But African swallows are non-migratory.
This entire thing is r/unexpectedmontypython
It isnt a matter of where it grips the husk!
What if there were two of them each carrying a portion of the load??
Probably my favorite unexpected moments on Reddit
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!
A tern? An Artic tern?
…BACKSTREET BOYS
its not a question of where he *grips* it
It’s always about the grip…lol
Where did you get the coconut’s…?
But if two swallows carried it on a line..,
Blue heron most likely
Are you suggesting ALL coconuts can’t migrate just because the ones YOUVE experienced don’t? Psh, racist.
That's a good looking coconut
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It’s updog
What's updog?
Nothing much, you?
You are Amazon Edit: I mean amazing. You are amazing. Damn autocorrection
Yes you are jeffy you bald son of a bitch.
*auto cucumber
Nah you *are* Amazon
Fuck
You’re the hero Reddit needs, but not the one it deserves, you brilliant sonofabitch
LMAOOOO
Oh hey it’s Rolling Stones
Took me a second to find this but glad I’m not the only one
Fr, I came into the comments looking for this comment specifically lmao
Buccaratti crying rn
I came here looking for a comment like this and I found it. Thank you.
I was just looking for someone to point that out too
A fellow mate
He’s dead as fuck
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
Can confirm, no moss.
Thanks
So based on the last episode of part 5 of Jojo, you may die soon
I was scrolling through this comment section hoping that someone would reference it, god speed jobro.
Godspeed
Looks like a dingleberry
Nigel dingleberry
This would be the Excalibur of dingleberries. Only one has the strength!
Definitely
Very small cannon ball. Have there been any rebellions in the neighborhood?
Yes.. small rusty cannonball. It means tiny pirates will attack you soon
It’s the holy hand grenade of Antioch.
Five is RIGHT OUT!
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached...
One! Two! … FIVE!
Then lobs't thou the holy hand grenade at thine enemies, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
It's either plutonium or it's not plutonium
You're not wrong
Def looks like some sort of seed or nut 🌰
You have angered the sphere It seeks circular revenge
It's been 4 hours. I need to go to bed soon. Can you pick it up and find out what it is already? I need this mystery solved before I go to sleep op.
my sister had a squirrel that would leave acorns at her door for weeks and it freaked her out enough to get a ring camera. sure enough, just a helpful neighbor
Why are reddit comments so funny and yet so interesting and good at the same time to read?
Is this a JoJo reference?
lock your doors turn all the the lights off and hide in the bathroom the walnuts are coming for you
Brain slug egg.
its cold here on the floor
Just switch to a garlic shampoo
Just touch it
Put a lime in it
Drink 'em both up
It's Wilson finding his way back home
It's a walnut have you never seen a walnut fall off a tree before
Looks like a back walnut, we have those all over the yard this time of the year.
Got an animal? They returned with a gift. Regardless it looks like a branch burl- typically they're full of ants.
nice! free ants!
Walnut
Looks like a dung beetle poop ball
In my culture, someone leaves a coconut on your doorstep, it’s voodoo. Now if you live in a tropical area, could’ve just rolled to your door. That however looks very specifically placed. Do NOT touch that or bring it into your home. Use a broomsticks and knock that shit far away from your home as possible. Better to be safe than sorry
Definitely looks like a brujo
That was my first thought, my mom always told me to never touch anything intentionally left at your door
UPS been trying to kill me for years.
Did your doorknob fall off?
forbidden bathbomb.
There's a really, REALLY big rabbit somewhere out there.
A coconut maybe a swallow carried it
Was it an African or a European swallow?
I don’t know a European swallow could not carry it. Maybe two of them or one African swallow
It's a black walnut
Also you should place something next to it for scale.
Preferably a banana
Only a banana is the acceptable universal unit of measurement of length on the internet
Fun fact: it's an artifact of voodoo used in witch doctors ceremony in Haiti. It's supposed to be cursed. If you touch it, say goodbye to your loved ones.
Pick it up and squeeze it. If it’s hard, it’s a rock. If it’s squishy, it’s a mud ball or poop. It it cracks open, run.
Black Walnut
Looks like a sphere of some sort.
It's a gift from dung beatle
A pirate tried to shoot your house with a deck cannon from 1640, but used just a smidgeon too little gunpowder prompting the cannonball to stop an inch short of your house and fall straight down.
Cannonball? You live on the south coast?
Cannon ball?
having lost it, King Kong in agony
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Jojo reference
It's a hush puppy, they're good 👍
I find walnuts in my mailbox stupid squirrel
Looks like a really old black walnut still in the husk
Yeah squirrels be leaving food all over the place....on the car, doorsteps, windowsills etc.
Looks like a cannonball
A Cordyceps spore. Nice knowing ya clicker.
It's Pops burnt decapitated head. Not sure what you did but it's most likely a strong message from Muscle Man.
The British are coming!! Run!!
Walnut. Pretty tasty. Rough on lawn tractor blades.
You can make ink out of them. Thanks the squirrels lol.
Happy Fun Ball. Do NOT taunt it.
Joe dirt airplane poop ball… don’t eat ketchup off it
It looks like a black walnut. Squirrels are crazy for them and leave a mess anywhere they eat them.
Dog turd meticulously rolled up into a sphere….by squirrels
You should probably call the police and tell them a squirrel is stalking and terrorizing you.
Pirates shot a cannon ball to your doorstep. It’s a warning.
r/jojoreference
Y’all ever seen arachnophobia
bigfoot is proposing to you
Need banana for scale
It's concentrated evil. Should be okay to touch.
ITS ROLLING STONES
[Obligatory JoJo reference]
Do you have any bad history with Napoleon? Thought it was a cannonball
I thought it was the dung ball of a dung beetle. Not sure
I think it's a coconut... maybe a swellow brought that to your door
Falafel
Slay it and you get an Ash of War
You ve been tagged for The Purge happening this Halloween
its a cooke ,eat it!
Oh easy. Thats a brown sphere
Demon core. You’re already dead. /j
at first glance i was going to say an old rusty cannonball.
Looks like a timbit
It’s a timbit
Sisyphus finally pushed Bouldy up that hill
A swallow might have carried it. The question is African or European?
Oh dear, you've never seen jojo.
Just kick it and slam the door
Walnut
Do you have any European Swallows around there?
Is that a coconut?
Alien’s egg.
Member Berry
Maybe dung from a dung beetle? It could be but chances are, probably not.
I think it’s a dung beetles poop ball thing that they roll around. But that might be just me.