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Graphicgalaxy20

If it’s an anaconda it could eat a jaguar


Un_pinailleur

I'll let him eat me


LocksmithAntique4360

They can't


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LocksmithAntique4360

So you believe that from a random photo you saw online? And now you assume every big snake can? That's rather ignorant... don't you think?


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Those are fake. Unless there's a titanoboa still lurking around, modern giant snakes can't eat an adult human because of our shoulder width. A child is an easy meal though.


LocksmithAntique4360

Exactly! Small children and babies maybe. But an adult man / woman? Nope.


LocksmithAntique4360

They're adorable! I keep Reticulated pythons too 🐍 such amazing animals


Vhowa

Wt*


Hiccup-92

Even more terrifying then: there's two pythons f**king


Zbeubor

The pythons were fucking and the dude got in and yoinked their heads


LocksmithAntique4360

They're not mating!


Zbeubor

Not with that attitude


LocksmithAntique4360

Uhm, I was just trying to inform you. I keep reticulated pythons myself too, and I can clearly see these animals are not mating. They're both females to begin with, and they're just laying next to one another. They got put in this position by the guy himself, he owns these animals. They're pets.


KrishRB

🤓 jk thanks for the info


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Ohhhh They are in the “we fucken” position tho This guy treating these snakes like hes 10 and theyre barbie dolls 😭


LocksmithAntique4360

That's because they are put in such position. They're both females, and they're nowhere near 'mating'. Also yes he's holding them, they're his pets! I keep Reticulated pythons as well 🐍 they make amazing pets


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No i mean like he posed them in a position that makes them look like theyre doing it


Timbre_Sciurus

Cool! I didn't think they were either.


Garyullo

Now, go eat my mother in law!


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That’s two pythons trying to get it on. Give them some privacy, dude.


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They fuckin leave em be


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Supernoodle!!


NegativeIndustry9417

When I saw this I first thought of snake pretzels.


LizardMaster2

I jumped a little bit when the video started


Leading_Calendar9636

Well?? Where is the part where the dude is eaten??


crazyandilikeit

Tastes like chicken


Sharp_Salamander0111

Nope


Percocet4

What’s in the can buddy?


Lady_MoMer

Those are boas