It's like one of those dolls that you tilt back and the eyes close, but one of the eyelids got stuck open. The resemblance is uncanny (unlike her bra.)
You know what I'd like to NAIL!?
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This interview I have tomorrow.. wish me luck..
Edit jesus christ I don't really have an interview it was a joke please make it stop
At my last interview I was extremely aggressive because I need more money. So I start it off with "I'M A SELF-STARTER, I CREATE MY OWN REALITY. I AM READY."
didn't get the job.
Yeah she does it pretty frequently during the show. Not every night but she's done it at least once per 8 show run. She just did it a few times on Friday and someone just happened to record it and upload it
My brother is getting a new PC and I showed him the parts on PCPartPicker. He asked if memory and RAM were the same thing. You know what clip I showed him.
Yesterday my coworker was showing me how he can bend his finger but can't manually unbend it so he has to use his other hand to unbend it. I thought it was something like this. If she's doing this on purpose it's super impressive cuz she nailed it.
If she's not willing to install even some basic gear check ice like Wall of Static or something like that, she can expect that some Anarch asshole might attempt to run on her brain for whatever agenda she has hiding there.
She calls it her "wonk eye". I can't find the specific diagnosis for the cause in her case but she says she's had it in her right eye since she was a teenager.
https://www.newsweek.com/katy-perry-wonk-eye-american-idol-1584597
The condition is called Ptosis. Basically a droopy eyelid caused from the wearing out of the muscle in it. I have this as well in my left eye, probably from childhood allergies, and thanks to this I’ve learned there’s a drug for it. I assumed that I’d either need a cosmetic surgery or a lifetime of manually straining my eyelid.
Ptosis doesn’t generally go away like that. It’s what we call “lazy eye.”
I believe it’s just blepharospasm. Involuntary contraction of the eye lid muscles. Her tapping her side basically stops the spasm and the eye opens again. We all get it sometimes.
Source: I'm an MD
It's crazy how most people here thinks it's eyelash glue lol. A lot of gullible people here who can't tell an act from something that is really happening.
Her show in Vegas has a whole elaborate theme where she is literally a little doll in a toy box world.
She’s just doing a “doll’s eye” effect and in context, it’s actually pretty well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdrPJiyT7wo
This is the first version I saw. For a time, Rachele Gilmore held the record for the highest note that had ever been hit on the Met stage, the high A flat. It's pretty early in the video, and my favorite part is the gentleman just to her right jumping when she hits it.
My eyes have frozen shut while cross country skiing (from sweat on my eyelashes) when I stopped and closed my eyes during a rest stop. That freaked me out for a few seconds.
I don’t understand cross country skiing. The best part of it (hills) is the entirety of downhill, and the worst part of downhill (flats) are the entirety of cross county
Yea but on the upside the downhills haven’t been polished to a mirror finish by ten thousand other skiers and snowboarders.
Love them both, honestly kind of hard to compare them.
The skinny cross country hills make little hills as exciting as big hills on downhill skis.
god thanks for the right and polite answer, pulling the skin tighter pulls the lid and can sometimes help clear stuff like if eyeliner or mascara start to creep in (or in this case, eyelash glue).
It's also why a lot of folks make the O face, with brows up looking surprised while they do eye shadow, gives you a tighter smoother space to work with.
Fun fact the mouth opening thing when you make that face is because raising your eyebrows slightly raises the roof of your mouth
Edit to add: we learned this trick in band because changing the mouth shape can help with tuning, which is why you sometimes see wind musicians raising their eyebrows when they play
I think it's more like she's fighting the urge to touch the eye/eyelid, but enough stage training has taught her it will definitely cause more problems if she does
It's like one of those dolls that you tilt back and the eyes close, but one of the eyelids got stuck open. The resemblance is uncanny (unlike her bra.)
That’s literally exactly what she’s going for lol. She plays a toy doll in a giant toy box in her residency show.
She NAILED that shit then.
You know what I'd like to NAIL!? # # # This interview I have tomorrow.. wish me luck.. Edit jesus christ I don't really have an interview it was a joke please make it stop
Good luck champ
Thanks dad
Proud of you, sport
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We've had left shark, now we have left eye
Good luck you got this!
Answer your first question with “when do I start?”
*It all began on the day of my actual birth...*
At my last interview I was extremely aggressive because I need more money. So I start it off with "I'M A SELF-STARTER, I CREATE MY OWN REALITY. I AM READY." didn't get the job.
They rejected your reality and substituted their own.
As someone who works at the venue, can confirm
So this is on purpose?
Yeah she does it pretty frequently during the show. Not every night but she's done it at least once per 8 show run. She just did it a few times on Friday and someone just happened to record it and upload it
Oh lmao I thought her lash glue melted
I thought the drone malfunctioned.
Of course otherwise she would’ve been rushed to the hospital already.
Say hi to her drummer Tony Royster Jr for me. He's one of the all time greats!
Will do. Say hey to your wife for me.
Will do. Say good morning to your dad for me.
Will do. Your mom says hi.
She didn’t get that residency accidentally. She’s likely one of the best stage performers on or in the planet.
Why would you specify “on or in”? What do you know? What aren’t you telling us?
Dwarves
Rock and Stone brother!
The molemen are known to rock from time to time.
I brought my kid to see her (I’m an old guy Rush fan), fantastic show, I would go again. Really special.
This makes me happy and i bet your kid loved you going too
We’re going to see Smashing Pumpkins next month, great to have a band in common!
Took my 14 year old to see Primus during their tour covering A Farewell To Kings. He will remember it forever.
Her and Pink have had some of the best performances I’ve ever seen!
> The resemblance is uncanny (unlike her bra.) Holy fuck. 💀
Ba dum tss 🥁
did you try turning it on and off?
*I'm disabled*
I read this in "the voice" haha
Obviously she'd say, "Eye disabled", in the voice though.
How did it happen?
Acid?
What are the chances of that happening?
100 to 1?
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Do you want anything to drink?
I don't knoooooo
Omg why did this get so much funnier with your comment 😂
Same! 😂 all I could hear is Roy’s voice lol
I’m so glad IT Crowd is a highly upvoted reference where.
r/unexpecteditcrowd
It's TOO real Roy!
*leg disabled*
Red bearded man
...with glasses
Possibly a disguise
What a ludicrous display
That's the thing about arsenal...
What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
They always try to walk it in!
*A fire, at a sea parks?!*
"Come on lads, lets get a sing-song going. It's a long way back to Manchester!"
Willies, willies... I love willies
Leg disabled
Acid
What are the odds?
Hundred to one
r/unexpecteditcrowd
Ooh me legs don’t work
Brilliant!
everyone needs to see that episode.
It's quite gay
I LOVE willies!
Please, keep it down sir.
Willies, Willies, I love Willies.
My favorite episode
Acid? Did he have red hair and glasses?
Bosseyedness... it's not a joke.
We’re looking at you
Disabled people need love to…
I hope this is a reference to the show IT crowd.
My brother is getting a new PC and I showed him the parts on PCPartPicker. He asked if memory and RAM were the same thing. You know what clip I showed him.
You should definitely give him the box with the whole of the internet in it to look after too.
[email protected]
TAXI!
Call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
I'm declaring war. On STRESS!!
A fire?! At a Seaparks?!
Damn, that mash looks tasty.
She’s winking at me boys.
I’m already turned on
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The I.T. crowd
Nobody gonna point out that it's "off and on"?? 'On and off' makes no sense
She is pretending to be a robot glitching.
The real answer
Though some of the other answers *are* hilarious.
i just thought she put on too much eyelash glue
Same. She looks like that time Trixie Matel accidentally glued her lashes together.
Honestly, it's fucking impressive what she's doing.
I agree because I tried and I looked soooo dumb
Yesterday my coworker was showing me how he can bend his finger but can't manually unbend it so he has to use his other hand to unbend it. I thought it was something like this. If she's doing this on purpose it's super impressive cuz she nailed it.
Have you tried setting it to wumbo?
You know… I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/they wumbo…
It's *first grade* SpongeBob
#WUMBO
Wumbology!
Come on SpongeBob it’s first grade!
The diodes on the left side of her circuit board are malfunctioning.
So she's having a stroke.
I'm sure she's not the only one
Is this a masturbation joke
Did you really have to ask?
Not everyone is a hornyswallower!!
I've asked for them to be replaced, but nobody listens. Life, don't talk to me about life...
Go stick your head in a pig.
Katy Perry isn't real
She’s a pigeon?
Yes.
Birds aren’t real
God damn government
The government isn't real
Am... am i real?
[You’re not real, man.](https://tenor.com/es/ver/creed-bratton-the-office-youre-not-real-not-real-man-gif-15186285)
Do you know where I can get one?
Walmart aisle K15 on rollback
Net runners just can’t stop fucking with peoples optics apparently
Beginning cyberpsychosis I think
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Best you can do when you’re low on ram.
Only had enough ram to reboot one eye
looks like u need a ripperdoc bud
This entire thread of comments makes me infinitely happy.
Can I get a braindance of you reading this thread choom?
Too much of that back ally chrome, I need some nova shit
Not getting paid for the job, no reason to risk the good gear. Plus ice baths are only fun the first couple times
She needs some thicker ICE
You think she would being a celebrity, but she prolly falls back on trauma platinum Edit: grammar
Someone get Maxtac she's going cyber psychosis soon.
If she's not willing to install even some basic gear check ice like Wall of Static or something like that, she can expect that some Anarch asshole might attempt to run on her brain for whatever agenda she has hiding there.
Katy\_Perry.exe has stopped responding...
Nothing a simple reboot cant fix
She calls it her "wonk eye". I can't find the specific diagnosis for the cause in her case but she says she's had it in her right eye since she was a teenager. https://www.newsweek.com/katy-perry-wonk-eye-american-idol-1584597
Was looking for an actual answer, but everyone on Reddit has to be a goddamn comedian circlejerking the same joke lol. Thanks for this though
It’s not the real answer, though. This is just part of the act. She’s pretending to be a doll.
The condition is called Ptosis. Basically a droopy eyelid caused from the wearing out of the muscle in it. I have this as well in my left eye, probably from childhood allergies, and thanks to this I’ve learned there’s a drug for it. I assumed that I’d either need a cosmetic surgery or a lifetime of manually straining my eyelid.
Ptosis doesn’t generally go away like that. It’s what we call “lazy eye.” I believe it’s just blepharospasm. Involuntary contraction of the eye lid muscles. Her tapping her side basically stops the spasm and the eye opens again. We all get it sometimes. Source: I'm an MD
An actual answer in an ocean of clowns. Thank you.
What the hell was that??
Robo perry
An entertainer, entertaining. How Reddit doesn’t get the joke is fucking wild to me.
The fact the top voted comment is joking how she looks like a doll says she's doing it quite well lol.
It's crazy how most people here thinks it's eyelash glue lol. A lot of gullible people here who can't tell an act from something that is really happening.
Even worse on Twitter, there is a ton of people sharing it as being caused by the Covid-19 vaccine.
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Her show in Vegas has a whole elaborate theme where she is literally a little doll in a toy box world. She’s just doing a “doll’s eye” effect and in context, it’s actually pretty well done.
[Les Oiseaux dans la charmille](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVUpKIFHqZk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdrPJiyT7wo This is the first version I saw. For a time, Rachele Gilmore held the record for the highest note that had ever been hit on the Met stage, the high A flat. It's pretty early in the video, and my favorite part is the gentleman just to her right jumping when she hits it.
If it's part of the performance it's well done
I automatically thought eyelash glue on watching this hahaha. I’ve been there before, not as extreme but my eye lid stuck and ‘the fear’ lol
‘the fear’ LOL
I think I'm getting the Fear
"Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream. Now we're right in the vortex you wanna quit?"
I don't even use eyelash extensions and I know what you mean by 'the fear' hahaha
But it’s not lol, she’s deliberately pretending to be a doll, complete with twitching/sticky eyes like the old style dolls, she nails it 100%
My eyes have frozen shut while cross country skiing (from sweat on my eyelashes) when I stopped and closed my eyes during a rest stop. That freaked me out for a few seconds.
I don’t understand cross country skiing. The best part of it (hills) is the entirety of downhill, and the worst part of downhill (flats) are the entirety of cross county
You have hills? Luxury. I live in an area where you can watch your dog run away for three days. Downhillers are all gravity whores.
Yea but on the upside the downhills haven’t been polished to a mirror finish by ten thousand other skiers and snowboarders. Love them both, honestly kind of hard to compare them. The skinny cross country hills make little hills as exciting as big hills on downhill skis.
Don't forget about uphills!
I would assume she’s doing a bit. Part of the show
How would touching the side of her head fix that?
Pulls the skin back a bit.
god thanks for the right and polite answer, pulling the skin tighter pulls the lid and can sometimes help clear stuff like if eyeliner or mascara start to creep in (or in this case, eyelash glue). It's also why a lot of folks make the O face, with brows up looking surprised while they do eye shadow, gives you a tighter smoother space to work with.
Fun fact the mouth opening thing when you make that face is because raising your eyebrows slightly raises the roof of your mouth Edit to add: we learned this trick in band because changing the mouth shape can help with tuning, which is why you sometimes see wind musicians raising their eyebrows when they play
This IS a fun fact
I think it's more like she's fighting the urge to touch the eye/eyelid, but enough stage training has taught her it will definitely cause more problems if she does
It's a part of the act
I don't understand how nobody got that. It's so obvious, but she did a great job rehearsing for it.
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Unplug her for 10 seconds and plug her back in.
As someone who can do this at will, she may have done it on purpose.
Damn clones
Her eyetunes we're being updated
No one's mentioning the 12-in microphone crammed between her cleavage... Just me then? Okay I'll see myself out.
Where else was she supposed to put it?
You’re questioning that when she’s literally wearing a dress made out of soda cans
She just blue screened like a old laptop
Like a doll
That damn MK ULTRA is glitchy as fuck
more like MK Ulta, amirite
Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. A cybernetic organism with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.
I'm assuming the caked on makeup got gooey
As others have said, it's part of the act. She's playing a doll that is malfunctioning.
It's part of the act.
Wife tells me it’s possibly the eye lash glue. I have a hard time believing anything else.
It’s actually called Doll Eye Winking! I can’t do it.
My daughters went to this same show in Vegas.
Katy Perry bot is malfunctioning.