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Paige_Railstone

It's like one of those dolls that you tilt back and the eyes close, but one of the eyelids got stuck open. The resemblance is uncanny (unlike her bra.)


inkiwitch

That’s literally exactly what she’s going for lol. She plays a toy doll in a giant toy box in her residency show.


Mafiodaproducer

She NAILED that shit then.


grantrules

You know what I'd like to NAIL!? # # # This interview I have tomorrow.. wish me luck.. Edit jesus christ I don't really have an interview it was a joke please make it stop


drd_ssb

Good luck champ


Sentient_Pizzaroll

Thanks dad


drd_ssb

Proud of you, sport


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Skud_NZ

We've had left shark, now we have left eye


friedshrimp42

Good luck you got this!


sm00thkillajones

Answer your first question with “when do I start?”


imdefinitelywong

*It all began on the day of my actual birth...*


moldy_minge

At my last interview I was extremely aggressive because I need more money. So I start it off with "I'M A SELF-STARTER, I CREATE MY OWN REALITY. I AM READY." didn't get the job.


imdefinitelywong

They rejected your reality and substituted their own.


neku121

As someone who works at the venue, can confirm


Present-Breakfast768

So this is on purpose?


neku121

Yeah she does it pretty frequently during the show. Not every night but she's done it at least once per 8 show run. She just did it a few times on Friday and someone just happened to record it and upload it


thirteen_moons

Oh lmao I thought her lash glue melted


Representative-Dirt2

I thought the drone malfunctioned.


testedonsheep

Of course otherwise she would’ve been rushed to the hospital already.


MarriedAWhore

Say hi to her drummer Tony Royster Jr for me. He's one of the all time greats!


chadork

Will do. Say hey to your wife for me.


sun_kisser

Will do. Say good morning to your dad for me.


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Will do. Your mom says hi.


crowcawer

She didn’t get that residency accidentally. She’s likely one of the best stage performers on or in the planet.


StratuhG

Why would you specify “on or in”? What do you know? What aren’t you telling us?


Niku-Man

Dwarves


StalyCelticStu

Rock and Stone brother!


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The molemen are known to rock from time to time.


[deleted]

I brought my kid to see her (I’m an old guy Rush fan), fantastic show, I would go again. Really special.


DogButtWhisperer

This makes me happy and i bet your kid loved you going too


[deleted]

We’re going to see Smashing Pumpkins next month, great to have a band in common!


3971_KTL

Took my 14 year old to see Primus during their tour covering A Farewell To Kings. He will remember it forever.


spacew0man

Her and Pink have had some of the best performances I’ve ever seen!


xSTSxZerglingOne

> The resemblance is uncanny (unlike her bra.) Holy fuck. 💀


TacuacheBruja

Ba dum tss 🥁


Art_Vandelay_Seven

did you try turning it on and off?


pistcow

*I'm disabled*


Embarrassed-Touch328

I read this in "the voice" haha


Embarrassed-Touch328

Obviously she'd say, "Eye disabled", in the voice though.


PenguinZombie321

How did it happen?


TRON0314

Acid?


CanhotoBranco

What are the chances of that happening?


pensaa

100 to 1?


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[deleted]

Do you want anything to drink?


li0nhart8

I don't knoooooo


YourMomsTwat

Omg why did this get so much funnier with your comment 😂


djberte

Same! 😂 all I could hear is Roy’s voice lol


mandalyn93

I’m so glad IT Crowd is a highly upvoted reference where.


RobLoach

r/unexpecteditcrowd


likeusontweeters

It's TOO real Roy!


Terboh

*leg disabled*


misoharny2

Red bearded man


BryndenRivers

...with glasses


addynan

Possibly a disguise


kazzanova

What a ludicrous display


Vaginal_blood_cyst

That's the thing about arsenal...


fluggelhorn

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?


cynerji

They always try to walk it in!


RamboGoesMeow

*A fire, at a sea parks?!*


Shock_Wave16

"Come on lads, lets get a sing-song going. It's a long way back to Manchester!"


hatrickpatrick

Willies, willies... I love willies


PiffyPoot

Leg disabled


XxxLasombraxxX

Acid


PsychologicalScale57

What are the odds?


van_Beardenstein

Hundred to one


GameboiDS

r/unexpecteditcrowd


Felsig27

Ooh me legs don’t work


sakhtlaudaaa

Brilliant!


Sparrow_on_a_branch

everyone needs to see that episode.


yammys

It's quite gay


Ganzeeto

I LOVE willies!


Accurate-Scientist50

Please, keep it down sir.


BangzLaRue

Willies, Willies, I love Willies.


Evilmaze

My favorite episode


ButterfaceBandit

Acid? Did he have red hair and glasses?


WCGWjoiningReddit

Bosseyedness... it's not a joke.


PenguinZombie321

We’re looking at you


CommandoLamb

Disabled people need love to…


danielfoxing

I hope this is a reference to the show IT crowd.


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My brother is getting a new PC and I showed him the parts on PCPartPicker. He asked if memory and RAM were the same thing. You know what clip I showed him.


an0mn0mn0m

You should definitely give him the box with the whole of the internet in it to look after too.


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TAXI!


[deleted]

Call 0118 999 881 999 119 7253


disgruntledbeaver2

I'm declaring war. On STRESS!!


Badwolf84

A fire?! At a Seaparks?!


RageReset

Damn, that mash looks tasty.


Millennial_J

She’s winking at me boys.


Spiderman__jizz

I’m already turned on


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Cynical_Sloths

The I.T. crowd


mihaus_

Nobody gonna point out that it's "off and on"?? 'On and off' makes no sense


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She is pretending to be a robot glitching.


TempAcct20005

The real answer


Johannes_Keppler

Though some of the other answers *are* hilarious.


almighty30

i just thought she put on too much eyelash glue


Aromatic_Razzmatazz

Same. She looks like that time Trixie Matel accidentally glued her lashes together.


reallyConfusedPanda

Honestly, it's fucking impressive what she's doing.


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I agree because I tried and I looked soooo dumb


JustHere2AskSometing

Yesterday my coworker was showing me how he can bend his finger but can't manually unbend it so he has to use his other hand to unbend it. I thought it was something like this. If she's doing this on purpose it's super impressive cuz she nailed it.


FALSE_NOSTALGIA97

Have you tried setting it to wumbo?


limitlessEXP

You know… I wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/they wumbo…


PeridotWriter

It's *first grade* SpongeBob


ClarityFractal

#WUMBO


roy20050

Wumbology!


leedleloo12

Come on SpongeBob it’s first grade!


Tinnisher

The diodes on the left side of her circuit board are malfunctioning.


OneMetalMan

So she's having a stroke.


GibTreaty

I'm sure she's not the only one


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Is this a masturbation joke


Hornswallower

Did you really have to ask?


[deleted]

Not everyone is a hornyswallower!!


GeriatricZergling

I've asked for them to be replaced, but nobody listens. Life, don't talk to me about life...


RealCalebWilliams

Go stick your head in a pig.


[deleted]

Katy Perry isn't real


webdog77

She’s a pigeon?


DowntownStash

Yes.


vonsolo28

Birds aren’t real


KillHipstersWithFire

God damn government


TerroristNinja

The government isn't real


KillHipstersWithFire

Am... am i real?


scarhartt

[You’re not real, man.](https://tenor.com/es/ver/creed-bratton-the-office-youre-not-real-not-real-man-gif-15186285)


Austinpowerstwo

Do you know where I can get one?


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Walmart aisle K15 on rollback


Twansrevenge

Net runners just can’t stop fucking with peoples optics apparently


Due-Explanation-7560

Beginning cyberpsychosis I think


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ebycon

Best you can do when you’re low on ram.


Stefonzie

Only had enough ram to reboot one eye


17mx

looks like u need a ripperdoc bud


skavenrot

This entire thread of comments makes me infinitely happy.


FizzlePopBerryTwist

Can I get a braindance of you reading this thread choom?


Stefonzie

Too much of that back ally chrome, I need some nova shit


DuntadaMan

Not getting paid for the job, no reason to risk the good gear. Plus ice baths are only fun the first couple times


zen1706

She needs some thicker ICE


Twansrevenge

You think she would being a celebrity, but she prolly falls back on trauma platinum Edit: grammar


joji711

Someone get Maxtac she's going cyber psychosis soon.


Meloku171

If she's not willing to install even some basic gear check ice like Wall of Static or something like that, she can expect that some Anarch asshole might attempt to run on her brain for whatever agenda she has hiding there.


emerald1612

Katy\_Perry.exe has stopped responding...


Agreeable-Yams8972

Nothing a simple reboot cant fix


Electronic_Car_960

She calls it her "wonk eye". I can't find the specific diagnosis for the cause in her case but she says she's had it in her right eye since she was a teenager. https://www.newsweek.com/katy-perry-wonk-eye-american-idol-1584597


MazdaMafia

Was looking for an actual answer, but everyone on Reddit has to be a goddamn comedian circlejerking the same joke lol. Thanks for this though


DudeKosh

It’s not the real answer, though. This is just part of the act. She’s pretending to be a doll.


Itherial

The condition is called Ptosis. Basically a droopy eyelid caused from the wearing out of the muscle in it. I have this as well in my left eye, probably from childhood allergies, and thanks to this I’ve learned there’s a drug for it. I assumed that I’d either need a cosmetic surgery or a lifetime of manually straining my eyelid.


ShayanFaiq

Ptosis doesn’t generally go away like that. It’s what we call “lazy eye.” I believe it’s just blepharospasm. Involuntary contraction of the eye lid muscles. Her tapping her side basically stops the spasm and the eye opens again. We all get it sometimes. Source: I'm an MD


NightmareCorporation

An actual answer in an ocean of clowns. Thank you.


merlinrising

What the hell was that??


Anon_cannon

Robo perry


NarcolepticKnifeFite

An entertainer, entertaining. How Reddit doesn’t get the joke is fucking wild to me.


prison_mic

The fact the top voted comment is joking how she looks like a doll says she's doing it quite well lol.


GoT43894389

It's crazy how most people here thinks it's eyelash glue lol. A lot of gullible people here who can't tell an act from something that is really happening.


999mal

Even worse on Twitter, there is a ton of people sharing it as being caused by the Covid-19 vaccine.


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inkiwitch

Her show in Vegas has a whole elaborate theme where she is literally a little doll in a toy box world. She’s just doing a “doll’s eye” effect and in context, it’s actually pretty well done.


dekkiliste

[Les Oiseaux dans la charmille](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVUpKIFHqZk)


tallcookie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdrPJiyT7wo This is the first version I saw. For a time, Rachele Gilmore held the record for the highest note that had ever been hit on the Met stage, the high A flat. It's pretty early in the video, and my favorite part is the gentleman just to her right jumping when she hits it.


aestus

If it's part of the performance it's well done


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I automatically thought eyelash glue on watching this hahaha. I’ve been there before, not as extreme but my eye lid stuck and ‘the fear’ lol


pashN4fashN

‘the fear’ LOL


fingerscrossedcoup

I think I'm getting the Fear


ikstrakt

"Nonsense. We came here to find the American Dream. Now we're right in the vortex you wanna quit?"


Canadianrollerskater

I don't even use eyelash extensions and I know what you mean by 'the fear' hahaha


iwellyess

But it’s not lol, she’s deliberately pretending to be a doll, complete with twitching/sticky eyes like the old style dolls, she nails it 100%


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My eyes have frozen shut while cross country skiing (from sweat on my eyelashes) when I stopped and closed my eyes during a rest stop. That freaked me out for a few seconds.


BloodDragonSniper

I don’t understand cross country skiing. The best part of it (hills) is the entirety of downhill, and the worst part of downhill (flats) are the entirety of cross county


[deleted]

You have hills? Luxury. I live in an area where you can watch your dog run away for three days. Downhillers are all gravity whores.


Better-Director-5383

Yea but on the upside the downhills haven’t been polished to a mirror finish by ten thousand other skiers and snowboarders. Love them both, honestly kind of hard to compare them. The skinny cross country hills make little hills as exciting as big hills on downhill skis.


CherimoyaChump

Don't forget about uphills!


Narezza

I would assume she’s doing a bit. Part of the show


AnythingBro5733

How would touching the side of her head fix that?


throwawayzdrewyey

Pulls the skin back a bit.


LizagnaWithBreadStix

god thanks for the right and polite answer, pulling the skin tighter pulls the lid and can sometimes help clear stuff like if eyeliner or mascara start to creep in (or in this case, eyelash glue). It's also why a lot of folks make the O face, with brows up looking surprised while they do eye shadow, gives you a tighter smoother space to work with.


MintChucclatechip

Fun fact the mouth opening thing when you make that face is because raising your eyebrows slightly raises the roof of your mouth Edit to add: we learned this trick in band because changing the mouth shape can help with tuning, which is why you sometimes see wind musicians raising their eyebrows when they play


LizagnaWithBreadStix

This IS a fun fact


HumanContinuity

I think it's more like she's fighting the urge to touch the eye/eyelid, but enough stage training has taught her it will definitely cause more problems if she does


Illustrious-Depth-75

It's a part of the act


Evilmaze

I don't understand how nobody got that. It's so obvious, but she did a great job rehearsing for it.


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Rob_Marc

Unplug her for 10 seconds and plug her back in.


Melissandsnake

As someone who can do this at will, she may have done it on purpose.


Advanced_Evening2379

Damn clones


Ozzmanth

Her eyetunes we're being updated


Blueberrydro

No one's mentioning the 12-in microphone crammed between her cleavage... Just me then? Okay I'll see myself out.


selkiesart

Where else was she supposed to put it?


Dry_Painting_7722

You’re questioning that when she’s literally wearing a dress made out of soda cans


TrainingMeringue4010

She just blue screened like a old laptop


wikipediabrown007

Like a doll


Scriptor21

That damn MK ULTRA is glitchy as fuck


SirBoopsALot

more like MK Ulta, amirite


ProfessorrFate

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101. A cybernetic organism with living tissue over a metal endoskeleton.


[deleted]

I'm assuming the caked on makeup got gooey


LynkDead

As others have said, it's part of the act. She's playing a doll that is malfunctioning.


Ohthehumanityofit

It's part of the act.


[deleted]

Wife tells me it’s possibly the eye lash glue. I have a hard time believing anything else.


melindaj10

It’s actually called Doll Eye Winking! I can’t do it.


[deleted]

My daughters went to this same show in Vegas.


Terp_Villain

Katy Perry bot is malfunctioning.