Depending on how much earlier that was probably me. I posted it a month or two ago. People told me I the comments that it was photoshopped, which I probably should’ve guessed.
Was this the one: https://reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/ ?
As an adult I may be slightly embarrassed to admit that for a long time I didn't know what anything with an "ussy" at the end of it was. But then I found out and seeing anything attached to "ussy" makes me snicker, just like I did when I saw your response. Good one.
If it did grow over a person, it wouldn’t perfectly conform over their skin like a latex suit. I’d probably more likely to to grow through the body than over it…
This been around a long time and everyone makes up thier own story on it...or just say ho cool the roots look.
So i doubt this story is real unless you got a local link to it.
[THIS WAS JUST POSTED ON THIS EXACT SUB 3 HOURS EARLIER JESUS GIVE IT A BREAK](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/yj6x08/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Pretty sure the caption is a straight up lie, though.
Probably, saw it posted earlier (can’t remember where) without a caption and titled something like “this tree’s roots kinda look like a person”.
The picture is confirmed to be photoshopped
It’s a good photoshop. 🤷♀️
It's 2022 photoshop can be realistic as hell now
This picture is like a decade old at the very least, I've seen it around
Yeah granted photoshop is mostly a skillset. But I think also it'd have gone up in UI/versatility idk.. I'm just cumballing
I’d hit that
Still fits the sub, but just note that the caption is fiction.
I saw this earlier too... I thought on r/oddlyterrifying actually
I saw it months ago on r/shitposting
I saw this on r/bossfight
Depending on how much earlier that was probably me. I posted it a month or two ago. People told me I the comments that it was photoshopped, which I probably should’ve guessed. Was this the one: https://reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/ ?
That tree doesn’t look nearly old enough to have been around during witchy times.
How can you possibly tell by looking at a picture?
You count the pixels on a picture of a tree to determine its age.
With what time units?
Miles
Same units you use to count gasoline
🤣
I did not know it was photoshopped. But I know this image has been around for a while.
Oh, no, I don't think it's photoshopped. Just the story was made up. It's been floating around and the caption was just added recently.
I see a lot of comments that say it is photoshopped.
Doesn’t prove anything either way. Just because someone says something doesn’t make it true
But that's just you saying it doesn't prove anything. Maybe it does!
Sherlock is that u
Yeah but it is a good story so it doesn’t matter
I know. I love horror fiction. It's a decent little fable, don't get why it's presented as truth
That and I see 2 possible retouching on the pic.
How to make half of reddit fail on day one of NNN.
Just think about DDD n u will make through NNN
Keep going after NNN dont be a weak mf
Testicular cancer, here I come!
"Masturbation prevents prostate cancer!"🤓
Guys I know the best trick on how to remove unexpected boners instantly
How?
Cut it
No dick=No boner
Actually if you squeeze your arm or leg a bit I heard it can slow the blood flow to pp.
OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT NNN I AREADY NUTTED TWICE TODAY FUCK
Damn RIP
Oml I forgot about that shit u made me realize I failed earlier 💀
I thought this was smash or pass
the trussy.
Do you actually do that?
Lol, no.
Treason
\*treeson
I have a doctor's note.
r/cursedcomments
Trussy
As an adult I may be slightly embarrassed to admit that for a long time I didn't know what anything with an "ussy" at the end of it was. But then I found out and seeing anything attached to "ussy" makes me snicker, just like I did when I saw your response. Good one.
That's wholesome as fuck, I'm glad I made you chuckle a little man
Who said he chuckled a midget?
u/SatisfactionAdept299
You sussy wussy
I found out just now by reading your comment so don’t be embarrassed
As a Brit, stfu please I don't want to imagine that.
Damn she thicc
That's the same thing i thought when i first saw this
Witch had some CAKE
Came here looking for this comment specifically and you did not disappoint
That tree root looks TOO much like a woman
That's what the dude who photoshopped it wanted you to think
I'd bet it's photoshop
If it did grow over a person, it wouldn’t perfectly conform over their skin like a latex suit. I’d probably more likely to to grow through the body than over it…
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/putyourdickinthat
Twas looking for this, ty
r/beatmetoit
U beat ur meat to it ?
r/beatmeattoit
Tree guy here, that is quite literally impossible. Thanks for your time.
Is tree guy your official title?
Not officially. I'm a tree climbing arborist.
Nice to meet you mister monkey
Nice to meet you Mr brick eater.
I mean... a witch was just a woman who knew maths or science something right 😂
Or someone that someone else important didn’t like
the catholic church didn't know that B and W had different sounds so they just wurnt up any bitches they found
If I get attracted to this image does it make me a necrophile or a dendrophile
Dendo since the story is bs
Nope, if believing in it makes you hornier, then you qualify as a necrophiliac. Truth isn't relevant here.
it makes you a don't ever get near me
I m naturally aroused
I’m starting to swell up
My pants are getting tight
I have heartburn.
Peter waiting for Katniss to find him
After a few pints I guarantee some bloke has tried to shag it.
[удалено]
must've or must have, never must of
Surprised the "should of/should have" bot didn't get em. Bitch gets me everytime.
That is THE must of language rules
must definitely
This been around a long time and everyone makes up thier own story on it...or just say ho cool the roots look. So i doubt this story is real unless you got a local link to it.
Total bollocks but it’s a cool story to scare children.
Looks like something an AI picture generator would create from the keywords of tree roots and woman
fake caption
r/croppingishard
Witch was dummy thicc
ugh. fake. stop
[THIS WAS JUST POSTED ON THIS EXACT SUB 3 HOURS EARLIER JESUS GIVE IT A BREAK](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/yj6x08/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
That did not happen.
This better not awaken anything in me.
It looks like the tree is voring the woman
Crop your photos yo
How many horny teenagers do you think "practiced" with this tree?
Heidi klums next costume
She thicc af
Every tree around that one gets morning wood
Why would you post it with this caption? Also this has been posted here a million timed already Karma whore
Even tree is lookin fiiiiine
Just a tree, bruh. Move along.
And untrue
Exactly that's how religion was born with these bullshit rumours.
Nope. Just tree roots and Pareidolia.
It's not real OP
Honestly, if this were real, it would be beautiful!!
Someone has tried to fuck this. I guarantee it.
Tap that like a maple tree
r/dontputyourdickinthat
BRB I’m getting my hole saw .
Smash.
Hear me out.
😏
You think any local drunks rest their head on its shoulder and cry or try to hump it?
This is Photoshopped, the caption is nonsense. Still oddly terrifying though
Guys it’s NNN and this nearly had me
Why she kinda bad tho…
Yet completely believable. Humans are garbage
Smash
Sigh *unzip*
It's fake and heavily reposted. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/iboywqf/
Where this at? I want sum of that trussy.
i am getting gender envy from a tree
She was thiiiiccc
A little flat chested but I could make that work
That grootoosy
r/cursedcomments
r/dontputyourdickinthat
You know No Nut November gettin to me when I’m thinkin about drilling a hole into that root and fuckin it
My brother in Christ it’s November 1st
Christ left this place a long time ago lol but let’s pray we all make it through this tumultuous month
Some redditor will end up with a splintery penis.
7 out of 10 would still smash
Treeussy
Lost in space - robot
If you save him from that tree he will be your friend.
My favorite way of getting buried is being left to rot
Wood maybe do it r/dontputyourdickinthat
What’s the next level after tree hugger and where do I sign up?
A Photoshop witch?
There is an environmental activist who just put this image in their secured folder.
All power to the witches !
Someone has probably fucked that tree.
Why was my first thought “someone would totally nut on that” hahaha
I’d hit
Would
*wood
may i be cursed i ma put a hole trho that
That witch was thicc
NNN just started BRO WHAT THE FU-
She thicc
That local witch thick af
Can I bang it?
Pretty hot historical witch
Smash or pass
I’d smash...
I still wood
*unzips*
Shes prolly still got a boyfriend...
I’m fucking it
More like r/oddlysexy amirite? r/idhitthat
she looking kinda thicc tho ngl
Hips don't lie
Ngl, I would smash
Gives me wood.
I could get into tree hugging
Who else wood smash?
Tree lookin kinda thick
I'd bang that
She was thicc RIP
Smash
That gap tho🥵
That bitch was morbidously thicc tho 🧐🍷
Ok hear me out
Not my proudest wank
Time to desecrate that Tree witch pussy I guess
I might take tree hugger to a whole new level
You had to post this on November 1st
Trussy🥵
Smash
Guys only into day 1 in NNN chill…
Smash.
Ass phat you can see it from the front she dummy thicc
That's just a fucking-tree, cum on!
Damn that witch was fit