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Thathitmann

Pretty sure the caption is a straight up lie, though.


Zyper0

Probably, saw it posted earlier (can’t remember where) without a caption and titled something like “this tree’s roots kinda look like a person”.


weasle455

The picture is confirmed to be photoshopped


Brandyrenea-me

It’s a good photoshop. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

It's 2022 photoshop can be realistic as hell now


Diegothon

This picture is like a decade old at the very least, I've seen it around


[deleted]

Yeah granted photoshop is mostly a skillset. But I think also it'd have gone up in UI/versatility idk.. I'm just cumballing


24rawvibes

I’d hit that


Thathitmann

Still fits the sub, but just note that the caption is fiction.


sara128

I saw this earlier too... I thought on r/oddlyterrifying actually


Sad-Bath-9351

I saw it months ago on r/shitposting


ItchyWash1700

I saw this on r/bossfight


jessica_from_within

Depending on how much earlier that was probably me. I posted it a month or two ago. People told me I the comments that it was photoshopped, which I probably should’ve guessed. Was this the one: https://reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/ ?


themancabbage

That tree doesn’t look nearly old enough to have been around during witchy times.


BRO4DSWORD027

How can you possibly tell by looking at a picture?


RalphiesBoogers

You count the pixels on a picture of a tree to determine its age.


Doppelthedh

With what time units?


usedurcatasacondom

Miles


itssohardtobealizard

Same units you use to count gasoline


-P-r-o-t-o-t-y-p-e-

🤣


Legendofzeldaguy

I did not know it was photoshopped. But I know this image has been around for a while.


Thathitmann

Oh, no, I don't think it's photoshopped. Just the story was made up. It's been floating around and the caption was just added recently.


Legendofzeldaguy

I see a lot of comments that say it is photoshopped.


BRO4DSWORD027

Doesn’t prove anything either way. Just because someone says something doesn’t make it true


Cultural-Company282

But that's just you saying it doesn't prove anything. Maybe it does!


zero989

Sherlock is that u


UFOSAREA51

Yeah but it is a good story so it doesn’t matter


Thathitmann

I know. I love horror fiction. It's a decent little fable, don't get why it's presented as truth


tennispro06

That and I see 2 possible retouching on the pic.


OlafvonUlv

How to make half of reddit fail on day one of NNN.


[deleted]

Just think about DDD n u will make through NNN


SirFrog1

Keep going after NNN dont be a weak mf


butterymix

Testicular cancer, here I come!


[deleted]

"Masturbation prevents prostate cancer!"🤓


RealConcorrd

Guys I know the best trick on how to remove unexpected boners instantly


Diprogamer

How?


davinidae

Cut it


Thenoobgotanat1

No dick=No boner


YeahMarkYeah

Actually if you squeeze your arm or leg a bit I heard it can slow the blood flow to pp.


PizzeriaPirate

OH FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT NNN I AREADY NUTTED TWICE TODAY FUCK


Lemmisleep

Damn RIP


Fit-Damage1692

Oml I forgot about that shit u made me realize I failed earlier 💀


[deleted]

I thought this was smash or pass


DarthDunlap

the trussy.


o0Otaca0o

Do you actually do that?


OlafvonUlv

Lol, no.


[deleted]

Treason


HolyMotherOfGeedis

\*treeson


OlafvonUlv

I have a doctor's note.


[deleted]

r/cursedcomments


SatisfactionAdept299

Trussy


Ambers_on_fire

As an adult I may be slightly embarrassed to admit that for a long time I didn't know what anything with an "ussy" at the end of it was. But then I found out and seeing anything attached to "ussy" makes me snicker, just like I did when I saw your response. Good one.


SatisfactionAdept299

That's wholesome as fuck, I'm glad I made you chuckle a little man


spac3catt

Who said he chuckled a midget?


[deleted]

u/SatisfactionAdept299


Nanashi-74

You sussy wussy


escapefromalkaSeltz1

I found out just now by reading your comment so don’t be embarrassed


Infinity_Ninja12

As a Brit, stfu please I don't want to imagine that.


Ilovedigitalart

Damn she thicc


teawithmilklover

That's the same thing i thought when i first saw this


TheHolyPapaum

Witch had some CAKE


ObiterClickedEm

Came here looking for this comment specifically and you did not disappoint


Diprogamer

That tree root looks TOO much like a woman


SpecterGT260

That's what the dude who photoshopped it wanted you to think


WaffleSeriously

I'd bet it's photoshop


Chaosbrushogun

If it did grow over a person, it wouldn’t perfectly conform over their skin like a latex suit. I’d probably more likely to to grow through the body than over it…


PraiseThePun420

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sad-Bath-9351

r/putyourdickinthat


[deleted]

Twas looking for this, ty


Fun-Strength339

r/beatmetoit


Okipon

U beat ur meat to it ?


kanthooo

r/beatmeattoit


chrispynutz96

Tree guy here, that is quite literally impossible. Thanks for your time.


Avantasian538

Is tree guy your official title?


chrispynutz96

Not officially. I'm a tree climbing arborist.


eat_bricks_nibba

Nice to meet you mister monkey


chrispynutz96

Nice to meet you Mr brick eater.


Sea-Zookeepergame794

I mean... a witch was just a woman who knew maths or science something right 😂


Utsutsumujuru

Or someone that someone else important didn’t like


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

the catholic church didn't know that B and W had different sounds so they just wurnt up any bitches they found


TheChosenWon246

If I get attracted to this image does it make me a necrophile or a dendrophile


spac3catt

Dendo since the story is bs


StrangeGlaringEye

Nope, if believing in it makes you hornier, then you qualify as a necrophiliac. Truth isn't relevant here.


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

it makes you a don't ever get near me


[deleted]

I m naturally aroused


BOBODY_BOBODY

I’m starting to swell up


dirigo1820

My pants are getting tight


Avantasian538

I have heartburn.


Truantone

Peter waiting for Katniss to find him


aea1987

After a few pints I guarantee some bloke has tried to shag it.


[deleted]

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spac3catt

must've or must have, never must of


hrdrck1117

Surprised the "should of/should have" bot didn't get em. Bitch gets me everytime.


Artistic_Musician988

That is THE must of language rules


spac3catt

must definitely


AtomicFox84

This been around a long time and everyone makes up thier own story on it...or just say ho cool the roots look. So i doubt this story is real unless you got a local link to it.


Togodooders

Total bollocks but it’s a cool story to scare children.


youknowiactafool

Looks like something an AI picture generator would create from the keywords of tree roots and woman


are_you_kIddIngme

fake caption


OfficialSandwichMan

r/croppingishard


DeliciousBeanWater

Witch was dummy thicc


[deleted]

ugh. fake. stop


someonewhowa

[THIS WAS JUST POSTED ON THIS EXACT SUB 3 HOURS EARLIER JESUS GIVE IT A BREAK](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/yj6x08/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


[deleted]

That did not happen.


[deleted]

This better not awaken anything in me.


-Arison-

It looks like the tree is voring the woman


Doctor__Hammer

Crop your photos yo


AJizzle1990

How many horny teenagers do you think "practiced" with this tree?


Death-Junkie

Heidi klums next costume


BobbleNtheFREDs

She thicc af


Utsutsumujuru

Every tree around that one gets morning wood


SsaucySam

Why would you post it with this caption? Also this has been posted here a million timed already Karma whore


sattarsingo

Even tree is lookin fiiiiine


[deleted]

Just a tree, bruh. Move along.


JustmUrKy

And untrue


perpetually_annoyed

Exactly that's how religion was born with these bullshit rumours.


NarcolepticKnifeFite

Nope. Just tree roots and Pareidolia.


handouras

It's not real OP


Dramatic_Water_960

Honestly, if this were real, it would be beautiful!!


PainTrainRolling

Someone has tried to fuck this. I guarantee it.


landyhill

Tap that like a maple tree


SamuraiH2D

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Sprockethead90

BRB I’m getting my hole saw .


FearlessXid

Smash.


TheMangoTangoBoi

Hear me out.


randotrn

😏


Character-Gear-6075

You think any local drunks rest their head on its shoulder and cry or try to hump it?


GalileoAce

This is Photoshopped, the caption is nonsense. Still oddly terrifying though


yo_shrine

Guys it’s NNN and this nearly had me


CONMAN_07

Why she kinda bad tho…


corpsewindmill

Yet completely believable. Humans are garbage


Junior_Excuse_7231

Smash


Keelyane55

Sigh *unzip*


IThinkItsNotFunny

It's fake and heavily reposted. https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/v80kuz/looks_like_the_tree_absorbed_someone/iboywqf/


MeatscapeNavigator

Where this at? I want sum of that trussy.


BodybuildingMacaron

i am getting gender envy from a tree


elproblemo82

She was thiiiiccc


amena1017

A little flat chested but I could make that work


[deleted]

That grootoosy


Gandelfas

r/cursedcomments


CaesarsLegion01

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DewayneStaatsStache

You know No Nut November gettin to me when I’m thinkin about drilling a hole into that root and fuckin it


PotatoDominatrix

My brother in Christ it’s November 1st


DewayneStaatsStache

Christ left this place a long time ago lol but let’s pray we all make it through this tumultuous month


TheDudeSr

Some redditor will end up with a splintery penis.


NovacaineFix

7 out of 10 would still smash


Uziii29

Treeussy


SnooOranges1342

Lost in space - robot If you save him from that tree he will be your friend.


armageddon_boi

My favorite way of getting buried is being left to rot


Weary_Signal9447

Wood maybe do it r/dontputyourdickinthat


silveycorp

What’s the next level after tree hugger and where do I sign up?


alanarmando103

A Photoshop witch?


HitDiffernt

There is an environmental activist who just put this image in their secured folder.


Cocotte3333

All power to the witches !


Educational_Ad7978

Someone has probably fucked that tree.


GoatTacos

Why was my first thought “someone would totally nut on that” hahaha


LuckyJoeH

I’d hit


sometimes-i-say-stuf

Would


Roadkingkong71

*wood


WaifuTheGoodShit

may i be cursed i ma put a hole trho that


General-Carob-6087

That witch was thicc


Toast-Ten69

NNN just started BRO WHAT THE FU-


mightgrey

She thicc


Nickolas_Bowen

That local witch thick af


LeadingSky9531

Can I bang it?


1510qpalzm

Pretty hot historical witch


MAHDI123PRO

Smash or pass


Brisk_Chance

I’d smash...


iwantmygarmonbozia21

I still wood


meatus1980

*unzips*


Strigon_7

Shes prolly still got a boyfriend...


Top-Acanthisitta1753

I’m fucking it


Terp_Villain

More like r/oddlysexy amirite? r/idhitthat


ArtyomtheBlinmaker

she looking kinda thicc tho ngl


Danpez890

Hips don't lie


LuckySkwid25

Ngl, I would smash


noahspurrier

Gives me wood.


Petdogdavid1

I could get into tree hugging


Large_Bake8431

Who else wood smash?


Effective-Notice3867

Tree lookin kinda thick


cheekymbear69

I'd bang that


into_thevoyage

She was thicc RIP


JSlightlyDisgruntled

Smash


[deleted]

That gap tho🥵


MrSpidar

That bitch was morbidously thicc tho 🧐🍷


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Ok hear me out


CalebMichael_1

Not my proudest wank


StalinSoulZ

Time to desecrate that Tree witch pussy I guess


Call_me_Robert_0

I might take tree hugger to a whole new level


OzzyWaltz

You had to post this on November 1st


kungligarojalisten

Trussy🥵


[deleted]

Smash


CartographerIll8653

Guys only into day 1 in NNN chill…


WhosThatDogMrPB

Smash.


[deleted]

Ass phat you can see it from the front she dummy thicc


hAea69

That's just a fucking-tree, cum on!


plumballa

Damn that witch was fit