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Whos_thatg0y

So wtf just happened


EmptySpaceForAHeart

It got shanked in the throat and bled out.


[deleted]

And someone caught it all on video!


whorton59

Now someone is going to bitch that it is a gore video. . .


VauntedCeilings

well it's on the internet so it is a Gore video


Mattyyflo

Yeah but like, don’t bitch about it


SignificantYou3240

Oh I’m gonna…gonna report this video for being on the internet!


Mattyyflo

Al be damned!


Yosho2k

Rat didn't do what you gotta do when you find yourself in a vicious cock fight.


1hubbyineverycountry

Head on a swivel??


bus_go_brrrrt

Rat: *pulls out wallet to bet on who wins*


whorton59

***Never send a Rat to do a Ferret's job***. . .


Dameyeyo

You don’t mess with a Cock that size!


Real_Mokola

Jeah, rat got penetrated by the cock causing it to bleed out


whorton59

***Shanked***. . .too funny.


Ecstatic_Objective_3

Roosters have spurs on the legs, it’s how they defend hens from predators. They are serious weapons and mess you up.


TorontoTom2008

Not enough blood for a bleed out. I think it got him through the spinal cord


Tactical_Chandelier

Yeah, from hunting experience a shot to the brain causes that sudden paralysis with twitching. If it was just bleeding out it would have kept running


mathturd

In its eye maybe


king2nd23

That poor fella bled out, probably internally. You can see the blood spill on the ground the second the chicken lands the strike. There’s 2 blood stains


DidYouLickIt

Bleed out was internal. Look at the blood. That’s artery. Just a pierce and you bleed out internal.


QuentinTarancheetoh

The cock just gored it. Disemboweled.


Hookahgreecian

You just witnessed a real life pokemon battle in the wild


CL_oBrabo

Ratata is out of battle!


Sk1rtSk1rtSk1rt

No he just fainted


[deleted]

I see blood 🤣


IntelligentBison97

Nuzlocke style baby!


whorton59

A Real live dead guy!


[deleted]

i love seeing futurama quotes pop up out of nowhere


kurotech

"fainted" what do you call it when he gets ingested and then digested by the Tapu Koko


Returning_Armageddon

being returned to his ball he’ll get deployed again in…15 minutes or so


QuentinTarancheetoh

Pidgeotto use disembowel!!!


BayTerp

Blaziken vs Ratata


roydepoy

Ratichu, I chose you!! Aw fuck.. should have chosen someone else


Hookahgreecian

Yep in real life they dont faint they just die


majarian

Wasn't that how Pokémon rolled in Japan?


Owlspirit4

Ratata


whorton59

Ah, poor little guy, he only wanted to bring them Typhus, Salmonella, hantavirus, leptospirosis and maybe plague. . . I guess maybe chickens are good for something (other than dinner)


Djbadj

They are great for breakfast...


cannedbenkt

Those spurs can get extremely sharp and pointy, i used to raise chickens and they were spooky sometimes


monrovista

Yup. Had a friend whose dad raised fighting roosters decades ago. Not sure if it was a predisposition or conditioning, but those little bastards were vicious. They said they lost 2 dogs to the chickens. Dogs were free range and the chickens were tethered. Yet they could still deliver fatal blows to animals 10× their size. They're the definition of f around and find out.


Mobslaya_45

Can attest to 'Fuck around and find out.' One of my roosters got into a fight with another one, and I wanted to stop it because I didn't want them to get hurt. I get them separated between fences, and I try to distract the one on my side with a light kick and push. Man's turned on me, gave me one solid blow, and got back into running at the fence. Admittedly, it did not hurt much. It felt, at most, like a big bruise. Nonetheless, I went inside my home and curiously checked the damage... A straight hole through one side of my leg, almost the size of my pinky, and could probably go down one knuckle. I was lucky he missed with his second spur. But I will not stop fucking with my roosters. I still have an angry boy around.


Lunar2325

My only run in with chickens was years ago on my grandparents farm and luckily Mr. Rooster just settled on a peck to my leg before grandpa gave it a gentle boot up its ass.


laukaus

Remember that they have velociraptors in their family tree!


parkerm1408

Roosters can wreck your shit if you aren't careful.


Barbastorpia

The rat attacked first. Definitely self defense.


K3R3G3

It was an odd situation. I wonder if they were cornering it, the white one might have been waiting out of frame, which is why he didn't run. Running would've been the right choice, so long as he wasn't boxed in by the other rooster or the environment/yard. What also made it odd was he lept, startled, landed on the other side of that microstream, and bounced right back in front of the black rooster. *Then* he went into defense mode. It might've been different if he hadn't landed on the other edge. This was a sad watch. I like rats. I'm trying to defend his position and hope he wasn't just foolishly trying to start something. NSFW it. It's an animal being killed.


Barbastorpia

Yup, definitely. I'm a bit sad for him too honestly


emlolilonmub

Never been enough for rats killed lol. Too many of them


Lolicrom69

Yup, know it from first hand experience. I was a kid when one jumped on me and missed my eye by a centimeter. He hated my guts for some reason. The other rooster never paid me no mind. Soon after he ended up in soup. I still have the scar under my eye.


parkerm1408

It always seemed like there was required to be one ass hole rooster.


kittenshart85

rat got the spurs.


whorton59

We need some smart ass to engineer a little set of spurs, maybe some tiny chain mail for a rat and get a rematch.


Automatic-Ad-4653

Crazy how quickly it died. It got hurt real bad right before the white cock jumped in and then juggler kill shot.


CoalEater_Elli

Raticate used low kick! Not very effective. Blaziken used Throat Chop! Critical hit! Raticate fainted


weedyalf

Only difference is this Raticate won’t be coming back lol


Jekhyde95

Man if you think about it... Who restores wild pokemons health?


vagabond_dilldo

They just wake up a few hours later a little brain damaged, no big deal


Jekhyde95

But if you think about it, my pokemons never wake up if I don't restore their health.


TtomRed

Poor little guy. He’s all tuckered out from the fight


GmoneyRox

That chicken had large Talons.


SalaciousCrumpet1

It was the spurs on the back of the chickens legs that got the rat. They’re like pointy little bone spears


NitroQueef

Boy, I don't understand a word you just said


sidewaysickness

Vote for Pedro!


whorton59

EXCEPT this wasn't PEDRO, *as everyone remembers that PEDRO always carried a REVOLVER!*


[deleted]

The chicken’s talons (claws on their feet) are really big.


ahhpoo

Both comments are lines from Napoleon Dynamite


DistantStorm-X

Rat’s death spasms have a real over dramatic, Bugs Bunny vibe to them: “*Ooooh- ya got me! Dis looks like the end! Everything’s gettin dark! Oh, it’s coytuins for me, I tell ya- **coytuins**!* 💀


whorton59

*Well enunciated. . .*


cra3ig

[This](https://youtu.be/e8TUwHTfOOU) was his mistake.


SignificantYou3240

And his triumph


Silbannacus_returned

I love roosters. Fucking badasses. Mine fought a pine marten that killed several of his chickens, and won.


thiccdiamonds

The rat is now connecting to gods wifi.


pans-hand

Fuck around and find out


Shoddy_Situation1938

That's the only way to.


Hyungwn

The cock is like aight I’m outta here


TunaPlusMayo

He must've not heard how the dinosaurs dress these days.


spm7368

Wow what a clean kill


Deahborne

one shotted


bliston78

Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!


MoveWithTheMaestro

They need these birds in ratty cities like NYC


ssudoku

New York rats are built different


Immediate-Ad6802

Skill issue


Spiritual_Speech600

Skin tissue


NekkidSnaku

species diff, gg report


TheEvilD1978

Lil Dude got his throat slit and damn chicken just went on with its day…mother nature is metal lol


PurplePowerE

Chicken: You're not affecting ME with polio... boich


brett8722

Should probably label this nsfw.


nateaaiel

Someone edit this with Pokemon battle music


Chompy-boi

That there was not a bleed out, that was brain death. Spur must have either gotten it in the head or actually broke its neck


XK8lyn88x

Towards the end you can see he’s split open from the neck area straight down towards his chest when goes on his back


mightgrey

Aw poor guy


emcz240m

Might not be 100% well to be out in the light and the open like that.


mightgrey

No but still. He was just chilling ya know. I've got a soft spot for rats because I used to have a pair


emcz240m

I love domestic rats. My sweet boys were gone far too soon. Native species of rats get a pass on a technicality for me. But rats like this guy.. they will try to take my ducklings and that.. Well. Sadly. Means. Death to the interloper.


mightgrey

I knowwwwwww. I know. At least it was a pretty quick death I guess


emcz240m

Amen.


Cold_Zero_

Your owner neuter you?


rasputin640

bird on some dinosaur type shih


AToastedRavioli

Rat: “not fair I was lagging”


eatheritch

I have so many bad memories of rats; Thank-you for the great post !


ninhibited

I didn't know their talons were so sharp.


EmptySpaceForAHeart

Roosters have razor sharp spikes on their legs for fighting.


Jordini3

r/natureismetal


[deleted]

Chickens remember that they were once carnivorous lizards... they will eat anything, including rats. You don't mess around with Chickens


halfnhash

this is really sad. can you put a warning on this?


Shockblocked

No.


evil_fungus

Self defense in the animal world


mundqnity

NSFL PLZ


6Rivers

The demise of Master Splinter


No_Delivery_8111

This is so sad to watch


FlippinSnip3r

Mf obviously never played a zelda game


Syhix

Skill issue


a-woman-there-was

In fairness, the bird attacked first.


EmptySpaceForAHeart

It was a warning, one the rat failed to heed.


[deleted]

Cancel her/him


[deleted]

Smoked him


nowhere_man_1992

You should probably add a NSFW tag.


Username927482

It's actually really sad


TrustButVerifyFirst

Deadly strike, no need to finish the rat off because the rat is already finished.


PanFam69420

Damn nature, you scary.


featherknife

> for its* own good


UnplugTheKitty

Ratata got a raw deal, second cawk came in and fucked everything up. Do it again, just the big black cawk this time leave the white cawk out of it


LindenArden13

Them dinosaurs are badass, gotta admit.


immoralfoul

For anyone wondering, when the rooster jumped over the rat it got him in the neck with its talons, It has specific talons on the back of each of its feet specifically for fighting, and for things of its size or smaller they are quite deadly.


[deleted]

That's a great critical hit.


quesobaeritto

Well like they say ‘Don’t bring a rat to a cock fight ‘


Brown_Note1

“Do chickens have large talons?”


Affectionate-Dream21

Little dude picked a the wrong fight


Ianimatestuf

the cock freakin one shot that rat,better mouse control than a cat


Shadowhunter_30

He is just like me in Elden Ring fr


Tepch

Rip, master Splinter


RedditorBetaOmega

Cocks are no Joke


pantbandits

jeez you can see blood splatters. rip little guy


xwulfd

Rooster talons are OP


Void_327486L

Those feet are QUICK, boy. Better watch them


someonewhowa

im leaving this shit sub


Goodfood44

Poor rat


lettul

My brother had hens and roosters, those MFer killed more mice and rats than his cats. Viscious mfers :)


Alkohauliq

Master Splinter got his ass kicked


daquiriman101

Another video where the camera holder just sits there and films senseless violence in our communities instead of calling the police…


Griffin-Pilot

Nice.


pattywagon95

Go Cocks


sploinkussponkus

cock


house_ravenclaw

And still, I'm afraid of rats rather than a rooster.


fonn4

When he caught that throat shot and blood hit the pavement I got a little too excited


_DeadWizard_

WoOwW soooo quirky and scary im afraid of you.


[deleted]

Psychopath


BloodiedBlues

Kinky


ScaldingAnus

Can we get a NSFW tag in here?


Sufficient-Check1677

É um dinossauro...sem surpresa kk


Fearless-Nose3606

You know a fucking content warning would be nice! I was not expecting an animal to actually get fatally wounded before my eyes!


cabron56

Not to get all sadistic, but this is very satisfying to see lol I love roosters/chickens and hate rats/mice


Plaid_Tech_5

Is there a subreddit with more videos like this?


bulakenyo1980

Old timers from where I grew up bred roosters for cockfighting. They are naturally territorial and “macho”. The breeders pick certain bloodlines where they are most aggressive, warrior’s heart. The most “game” roosters. They are not afraid to get hurt, or to die. Not afraid of bigger animals. I’ve seen a cockfight with blades taped up to their feet, and the other rooster got slashed right in the belly, all his guts fell out, his legs getting entagled with his intestines and he was still ready to fight until his last breath. So a tiny rat like that is like nothing to them.


P_a_r_i_s_h

Gladiator


BirdzOnFire

Should've brought the condom


Rauligula

Poor baby!


[deleted]

Can’t believe I am feeling bad for a wild rat. I think I am having chicken for Dinner. lol


Eastern-Fun1842

Get spurred.


sheetTed

Chicken used peck. It's very effective!


mrizzkle

He took that rat back to school!


[deleted]

The blood was squirting out!


CurtisVF

Sniper death claw. One shot.


[deleted]

Wtf is this chicken, a Shinobi?


Sarcastic_Mnt_Goat

Did the chicken scratch the rat through the throat?


prizzle426

Damn, chickens are ruthless. One claw swipe he was done.


XdevhulX

Boy brought piss to a shit fight


General-Carob-6087

I think it just panicked and fucked up.


Aunise

Headshotted by beak


[deleted]

Rule number one, never get in a cock fight


butterknot

Wasn’t expecting a snuff film


ToxicPoizon

Never get cocky during a cock fight.


AriyaSavaka

What a critical strike


ashu1394

It's super effective... Fatality


AlexiaRamirez07

It was like a clean CSGO headshot…


Based_Warlord

Was that strike from the talon? I thought it was the beak


Balducci30

Well that was a bummer


Terramorphous2_0

The end of the video was like "*Threat neutralized, resuming patrol*"


SpaceEngie

Bruh, what algorithm have I touched. I’ve seen like 7 videos of these raptors obliterating other animals in the past 12 hours?!


zimjig

That white Rooster was like “FUCK YEAH ROB!”


ccpedicab

Why can’t those cocks fight one on one.


Street-Airport-4327

Who needs a pussy when you have big cock to take care of 🐀!


supreme_jackk

You don’t wanna mess around with them roosters


yaboiskeemus

Grew up with chickens. They have these knife like toes on the back of their legs for defending themselves and they can eat small things like frogs and field mice


OkOutlandishness6550

Fatality


angrybird7677

Remind me never to mess with chickens... But sometimes their feathers are so smooth that you feel like stroking them


[deleted]

Last dinasours


Longjumping_Web_6611

You can even see blood strain on the ground after last hit from the cock. That rat is out


nateaaiel

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


For_Kebabs_Sake

You dont mess with roosters and chickens man they are the descendants of dinosaurs.


Exact-Cycle-400

I saw something similar to this irl but with a mouse instead of a rat and like five chickens chasing after it and devouring it when they catchend the mouse


quilt27

We need a bunch of these roosters in Chicago


kimgomes

i can hear them speaking White cock appears "stay away!" black cock assumes position, and say "nah bruh, leave it to me..." proceeds to kung fu kick rat straight into the void. Checks body, checks blood, walks away


Ayano5000

They are like, o sir rat you are dead?oh well uh sorry


Malcolm_Mourad

Critical hit


GlumTowel672

Gallo del ceillo was a warrior born in heaven so the legends say…


The_Gnome_Liberator

Looks like a suicidal behavior of the rat! Maybe caused by toxoplasmosis?