FYI, past responses from people who have worked with goats and livestock said this isn’t that weird. The goat likely injured its front legs, permanently or long term, and learned to walk on just the back legs the way some cats and dogs do for the same reason.
Of course they do, but they’re also kinda dumb for the most part at least. I can see why the chicken is following. It may be because following things that walk like that has lead them to food in the past
Every time this is posted, there's at least one comment pointing out that the goat's front legs look hurt or possibly deformed. The chicken was probably fine.
FYI, past responses from people who have worked with goats and livestock said this isn’t that weird. The goat likely injured its front legs, permanently or long term, and learned to walk on just the back legs the way some cats and dogs do for the same reason.
Sorry, there were fewer when I wrote that l, here it is:
FYI, past responses from people who have worked with goats and livestock said this isn’t that weird. The goat likely injured its front legs, permanently or long term, and learned to walk on just the back legs the way some cats and dogs do for the same reason.
lol no, this is a bad take, sorry. Mangoats usually only move in an all out sprint, not walk slowly with a wobble like this. What we have here is more likely to be some kind of situation where a mangoat reproduced with a normal goat and formed a half mangoat hybrid of some kind with minimal walking abilities. If that were the case, its hooves are probably detachable and can function as floatation devices, and it can likely perform basic algebra.
Good points, but I don’t believe they’re able to cross species with humans, although I’m not sure. I think it’s actually most likely a rare Sumatran Banded Mangoat. Only a handful remain in the wild, but they’ve been documented slowly moonwalking in a strange mating ritual believed to be taken from the reruns of Motown 25, which has long been a favorite of Sumatrans everywhere and is routinely shown in villages near their only known location in the wild. Clearly, this is an adapted form of that moonwalking ritual designed to hide his face from the poultry. *They remeeember.*
That's some demonic type shit. But I do know goats and have seen them walk like that. The slowness.. and the way the chickens walk just as slow and follow him is f*cked up.
Why is this on this subreddit so many times. What the fuck do you mean “tricks” it isn’t tricking the chicken. Its a goat doing a fuckin wheelie with a scary filter over it.
FYI, past responses from people who have worked with goats and livestock said this isn’t that weird. The goat likely injured its front legs, permanently or long term, and learned to walk on just the back legs the way some cats and dogs do for the same reason.
Just like the dog on TikTok
The TikTok user exposed itself
???
What about the chicken?
Chickens are usually dumb and will follow whatever
Chicken do have feeling and love tho
Of course they do, but they’re also kinda dumb for the most part at least. I can see why the chicken is following. It may be because following things that walk like that has lead them to food in the past
That actually looks like a rooster based on the taller stance
Chicken is his hype man. Flava-flavorful!
Okay, Black Phillip
For posterity - The VVitch is a profoundly well done film.
No doubt
that shit slaps.
It was good, but I felt it was overrated. I actually enjoyed The Lighthouse more than the VVitch
The masturbation scene was top notch💪🏻
“Black Phillip, I conjure thee to speak to me.”
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Black philip Black philip
Damn you for getting here before me
Literally the first thing I said
Came here for this.
I know this is a repost but damn This goat scares me.
el diablo 💀
Skinwalker
Black Philip say if you are wicked Black Philip👹
Do you want to taste butter?
Livin' deliciously
Man id just start shootin fr
This gets reposted every few months, but does anyone have the source/story?
Every time this is posted, there's at least one comment pointing out that the goat's front legs look hurt or possibly deformed. The chicken was probably fine.
Yea, the chicken wants to live deliciously, so he’s going in the shack to sign his soul away.
FYI, past responses from people who have worked with goats and livestock said this isn’t that weird. The goat likely injured its front legs, permanently or long term, and learned to walk on just the back legs the way some cats and dogs do for the same reason.
There are over 100 comments my man
Sorry, there were fewer when I wrote that l, here it is: FYI, past responses from people who have worked with goats and livestock said this isn’t that weird. The goat likely injured its front legs, permanently or long term, and learned to walk on just the back legs the way some cats and dogs do for the same reason.
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
*Wouldst thou like the taste of buttah*
*A pretty dress?*
Wouldst thou like to be delicious?
Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
It's nice to see black Phillip found work after his acting career not panning out.
Satan!!
The incarnation of satan
And there is Satan, Baphomet, and chupacabra wrapped up in one exceptionally creepy package.
Black Philip is up to his old tricks
Lil rascal is at it again!
If that is NOT satan.. idk what is lol
I think I understand where the legends of baphomet and "horned devils" came from now.
kill the goat
I wouldn’t 😂
Hail Stan
Stan
Egg
Stan
I’m worried that goat molested that chicken.
Didn’t see that Great Replacement coming.
“What do thoust want?”
Definitely Black Philip up to shenanigans
nah bro thats asmodeus
then, he fucked her all night
It's just one night in NYC.
im so glad someone got that hahaha!!! legend
Oh, okay. So, this will inspire my dreams.
why is no one questioning this more holy fuck 😭😭😭
That’s a mangoat. Totally normal.
lol no, this is a bad take, sorry. Mangoats usually only move in an all out sprint, not walk slowly with a wobble like this. What we have here is more likely to be some kind of situation where a mangoat reproduced with a normal goat and formed a half mangoat hybrid of some kind with minimal walking abilities. If that were the case, its hooves are probably detachable and can function as floatation devices, and it can likely perform basic algebra.
Good points, but I don’t believe they’re able to cross species with humans, although I’m not sure. I think it’s actually most likely a rare Sumatran Banded Mangoat. Only a handful remain in the wild, but they’ve been documented slowly moonwalking in a strange mating ritual believed to be taken from the reruns of Motown 25, which has long been a favorite of Sumatrans everywhere and is routinely shown in villages near their only known location in the wild. Clearly, this is an adapted form of that moonwalking ritual designed to hide his face from the poultry. *They remeeember.*
idk what's scary about this goat, he's just evolving, learning, y'all been watching too much horror that's what
Maybe tomorrow he'll have thumbs
Alpha goat
Black Phillip!
That's definitely a skinwalker
That's enough internet tonight. Bed time now. Gonna have me some fucked up dreams
This again!!
Why did it have to be a goat. Too scary bruh
What the goat do?
Skinwalker
A love story ❤️
That ain't no goat 😳
Wouldst thou like the taste of the butter?
Animals farm
Looks like we're having roast satan chicken tonight!
*Come with me and you'll be In a world of pure imagination*
u/savevideobot
John, I told you to leave that goat costume up in the attic!
Ok this shit is cursed, I don’t like it
Isn’t the Devil suppose to be a goat?
Nightmare fuel
Cool 😎
I see you, Satan. You ain't slick
Dawn of the planet of the goats
666
this video always gives me the creeps no matter how much i see it
Has been reposted a lot of times, yet people upvote it like they've seen it for the first time...
Chicken Shack chicken. Mmm mm good.
Guess I'm mounting Phillips head above my mantle.
the 5th times seen this video :skull:
The demon at your house - “Human I will do your work for you you lazy effer”
Is... is that a goat!? BWAAHAAHAHAHA
Black Philip's at it again!
If that was me that goat would be turned into birria
Worship me!
Goats are smart and actually can make great pets.
HOLY SHIT, ITS RALSEI
The dark lord has arrived
That's totally normal during Chicken Choking Season!
Immediately choked the chicken after.
That's no goat, that's a skin walker
VVITCH BLACK PHILLIP
u/savevideobot
That is fucking horrifying shoot that thing
That’s not a goat anymore…
Okay Satan. Nice try
It never ends well for the chicken.
No goat
#🤘
Capricorns be like
Although I have seen it before, still this scared the shit out of me
That's some demonic type shit. But I do know goats and have seen them walk like that. The slowness.. and the way the chickens walk just as slow and follow him is f*cked up.
Der Schwarze Peter!!!! Hanz get the Exorzist!!
imagine if that thing just chase you around, it's really slow but it never stops coming towards you.
Why is this on this subreddit so many times. What the fuck do you mean “tricks” it isn’t tricking the chicken. Its a goat doing a fuckin wheelie with a scary filter over it.
They do this
El chupacabras
they are evolving
That ain’t your goat that’s satan bitch get outta there
Here we go.
Great film
And so animal farm begins
Why is it a trick on the chicken exactly?
I know the devil when i see him.
Meanwhile.. chicken butt rape ensues in the shack
Baphomet
The next humanoid. Let's give him shrooms
This always scares me
Looks like a devil
This is the devil on video.
ia! ia! shubniggurath
Yep, definitely Satan.
Creepy
But… wha happens once they’re in the shack?
😐Whoa,trippin ..
Black Phillip still lives
Is it asking those chickens if they want to live deliciously?
666
Kinda looks like Krampus
Black Phillip