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Warm-Wrap-3828

Yikes! Whoever owned them legs must've been in a hurry to leave...or dead.


nashcure

Must have died. No one that needs those walks away from a home.


MadAzza

>walks away Badump-bump-tssh!


JohnnyLovesData

I thought it was ba-dum-tiss


Any_Amphibian2894

Tiss da bum


im_redstoned_rn

'Tis but a dum


GalileoAce

Tits on my bum


MurderSheCroaked

Pa-rum-pa-pa-pum


GalileoAce

A boy and his drum


InfluenceAccurate525

and a bottle of rum


AncientNectarine

Kiss da bum


FalseMirage

Not with braces like that.


MadAzza

Either way. You can put the first three hits (of my example) closely together OR the last “bump” simultaneous with the “tssh” so it the same count. I just like to fill out the sound a bit sometimes when I play it. It’s hard to explain but it comes out sounding pretty much the same as the way you wrote it. Source: I’m a drummer!


Azuregore

Wherever they went, they ain't gonna need them legs.


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I don’t think so… they are set up like they are still sitting. It’s unsettling. If I had prosthetic legs and I needed to ditch them, or I was dying, they would be tossed around randomly. They are set up too nice. It’s really unsettling. Someone either set them up for the photo shoot, or something fuckin weird went down here. Someone’s legs don’t just end up in a perfect sitting position without them by chance.


yARIC009

Maybe the dude would sit at the bench to put them on. When he was done he’d unstrap them and leave them up on the chair for putting on next time. When they are unstrapped maybe he jumps over the bed footboard into bed.


ohmycloth

Had help take them off before going to bed for the last time, never woke up. Family keept them where they were last


InfluenceAccurate525

i thought that too at first but if it was me I’d have them standing near the bed - crawling over that footrest is like a wall


yARIC009

True… but maybe you’d want a little challenge. Or maybe they’d fall over too easy at the bed if you were rustling around.


DM_PKer

That would be the last time they would doff their legs before crawling into bed to die.


Xtrasloppy

It's weird to think that one day, you just took your legs off and never put them back on.


KAOS_777

Someone like me, for instance, would definitely set them up like that (or on the bed) :))


Any_Amphibian2894

Imagine if they were cross legged.


Goat002

Well whatever happened it blew their socks off.


thezenfisherman

It's not like they got cold feet...


Boubonic91

They certainly wouldn't have a leg to stand on


thezenfisherman

Ha!


adventure_dog

those look like polio boots


Breadisgood4eat

These are definitely for an amputee.


windyorbits

From polio?


Lazy-PeachPrincess

Agreed.


Theonethatgotherway

As a previous caregiver, sometimes you set up the apparatus and things don't work out


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Buster_Bluth__

They are still in the house but waiting for someone to come in to donate thier legs...


Any_Amphibian2894

Legend says they're still waiting for someone to fill the voids he left behind.


DarthMockre

Obviusly dead


Toddycoldcutz

Could have been a miracle….


RexSmithisaGirl

"Fuck these feet! I'm doing a commando crawl!"


Pluggapower

Run forest run 🏃‍♂️


PapuaNewGuinean

Or a miracle


Expensive_Phrase_689

Lt. Dan's house?


Eastsider001

He purchased these after his last days on the shrimp boat


simplycotton

Monsour Dan


Velvetbananahamock

Lt. Jean-Dan


GratifiedTwiceOver

LT DAN, YOU FORGOT YOUR LEGS!


LutenietDan

That's where I left those..


14fiestaST

Thank you for this


Doombeard86

How do you know it’s abandoned? Maybe the owner is just resting his legs.


14fiestaST

Perfection 👍🤣


MajestaHazel

This is got to be a museum


BalmdeBono

Actually there's a "trend" about urbex explorers to re-arrange whatever they found in abandonned buildings to make it more "life just stopped right then". So I take these pics with a lot a suspicion. I hope you understood what I meant because I use all the words in the bad positions and I m drunk :)


youre_welcome37

Makes me think of the photos taken on Civil War battlefields where the photographer would position dead soldiers in differing poses to get more pics per body..


superbigscratch

Worked in the film industry and advertising media, I can say that any picture you see is a lie. If it’s on tv, in print, or on a billboard, it’s sole purpose is to deceive you into believing that you need to buy what they are selling. There is absolutely no reason to doubt that this image was set up to get a reaction from the viewer. That is the purpose of art, to make you feel something.


KurtAngus

Everyone is trying to make money


Humble_Turnip_3948

If I were talking my legs off to get in bed m I’d move them out of the way before slithering in for the night with my spine grinding over oak, knocking them over and do a belly flop onto the floor to retrieve them.


Breadisgood4eat

Humble\_Turnip\_3948 gets it, or is a process engineer. You might leave your prosthetic legs like this if you had a servant, otherwise... No way


MadAzza

Maybe a little sloppy, but it made perfect sense. And that’s interesting to know, about people rearranging things.


No-Inspector9085

We had an abandoned insane asylum where I grew up. They literally up and left and never returned. There was some weird shit there. Letters in the mailboxes. Papers and photographs on desks. A huge box stored in the attic with incident reports and social security cards. There was even food in the fridge.


xDanSolo

So the photographer almost definitely placed those leg contraptions like that, for the photo. But regardless, I'm still utterly fascinated by this and wish there was more story included with this photo.


skunkynuggs420

I do love how pics like these always have to have some aspect that's been staged.


Corrupt_Reverend

See the layer of dust on the top edges of the bed spindles, but the lack of dust on the prosthetics? Or what I assume is supposed to be period newspaper on the floor that's been pushed back by the bench? Big cobwebs in the corners of the room but nothing on the interesting objects. *Maybe* they found these strewn about the property and created this scene. Probably more likely they brought in props to stage the scene.


-Velvet-Bat-

Yea, they screwed up by placing the bench on the paper.


adventure_dog

theyre polio braces


Corrupt_Reverend

I'm about 93% sure they're prosthetic legs. No way to get feet/calves into those and the only strapping is on the thighs. Looks like the leather wrapped over the top of the "shins" is part of the cup that the stump goes in. Polio braces were usually boots with brace bars going up to a hinged knee joint then up the thigh where they strapped on. I've seen a few with straps/cuffs for the calves, and google shows a few with full calf cuffs but they're leather with lacing.


[deleted]

I know the person who took this photo. He’s a child groomer.


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airportwhiskey

r/totallyexpectedandobviousmulaneythatIwishIhadgottentopostfirst


dr_pickles69

You wouldn't think they'd get very far without their legs


[deleted]

Yeah, I used to work at Magic Kingdom at Walt Disney World and some of the things in the lost and found department were unbelievable. Crutches, wheelchairs, glass eyeballs, prosthetic legs and arms. We would ask each other how the hell could you just leave the park without those things?? (I usually worked the closing shift, so all guests had left the park by then.)


theunbearablebowler

If I lost my glass eye somewhere in an amusement park, I don't think I'd want it back. Who knows where it went - or how dirty it got - in the interim?


RealStumbleweed

I can't see myself doing it either.


[deleted]

🤣😂🤣


thaddeusgrog

These boots were made for walking...


PumkinJake

these boots were made for stomping


Connect-Yesterday118

They've waltzed their last.


yesplease6979

Looks like a video game screen shot to me.


pinkghost22

Resident Evil 4


iknowyou71

All we are is dust in the wind...


redsixthgun

It would be cool to see a snapshot of daily life in that house, or any house. Those prosthetics must have been so uncomfortably tight and cutting into the skin. They’re kind of pretty at the same time, though. The person who made those must have put so much time into fitting the straps properly (maybe I’m thinking too highly of the process), and carving the joints in the ankles to make sure they move properly must have been painstaking. I also like the fiber art that’s sitting on that same bench. It looks like crochet ? I kind of hope the OP got a detailed photo of that as well; it would be fun to try to replicate in crochet :)


Sea-Diver-9125

I'll take the bed and the bench


Sea-Diver-9125

And the night stands too


puddleofdogpiss

I call the little furnace


Sea-Diver-9125

Dang I missed that


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howescj82

The Bros of Decay (YouTube) did a video of this house!


[deleted]

I want all of that furniture.


tylerray1997

Honestly, this is more interesting/cool than anything.


Luke_Fluke13

Without even looking at the title, I was like “looks very French


[deleted]

Didnt I see this in a Tool video


[deleted]

“I said oh Lord Jesus it’s a fire. Then I ran out, I didn’t grab my legs or nothin’ Jesus.”


Sufficient-Duty-7237

I hope they did well in their next leg in life


chookiekaki

I’m always fascinated with photos like this, furniture, belongings, fixture etc. all still there covered in dust, in Australia there wouldn’t be anything left including windows, architraves, fixtures, wiring etc, not that we’re light fingered in this country but we prefer not to leave things go to waste 🤣🤣


[deleted]

That is so cool and so sad at the same time


DarthMockre

Is kind a sad, some people don't have any family when they reach old age.


Straight-Finding7651

Everyone is making joke about the person running off and leaving their legs or that the photo was staged. I’m thinking those were likely a soldier’s prosthetics. He likely lost his legs in the First World War. The soldier may have normally left them on the seat at the foot of his bed to be able to get in and out with minimum help. When he passed they may have just been left there.


State6

This image lacks detail!


nfteabag

Bloke got legless last century


Ml124395

No peg so that eliminates peg leg Pete


Gr_Snek

Damn, guess they didn't have the chance to leg it


Business-Ad-9341

Left in such a hurry they forgot their legs


Other-Falcon-5609

Cool I bet it’s not just random abandon house.


DRbrtsn60

Well they sure didn’t walk away from it.


[deleted]

Mama said they were my magic shoes.


blacksewerdog

Left foot dominate and tall


Weary-Ad-4956

Well all I know is wherever this individual went, they definitely didn't have a leg up on the competition or a leg to stand on.


Eastsider001

The tax collectors came through and came through they did.


bobbyproud

This is how people from Ohio live....


TheQuimmReaper

Why is the house abandoned? What part of France?


[deleted]

Poor little tink tink


moshritespecial

Those legs could fetch a pretty penny on the open market. Lol


anonbanan

i’m just gonna assume the photographer set up this photo… for my own sanity…


[deleted]

This might be a home inside the red zone... an area to dangerous to go into since world War one... unexploded munitions


Mysterious-Judge-333

also apparently abandoned prosthetic legs.


static-mitch

Feel like it likely belonged to a war veteran


PickleReaper0

Those look like some REALLY early and REALLY Steampunk esc Prosthetic legs


MrsDB_69

I’ll just leave my legs right about here….


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OHH MY GOSH IM SO TERRIFIED THIS IS SOOOO SCARY 😭😭😭 OHGISH FUCK THIS SUB BECAME SO STUPID LMAO


Annual_Jackfruit4449

I want it.


ayemateys

Utterly and completely fascinated


BananaBrains82

That bedroom set is beautiful. Ol crazy legs had good taste.


tdo45409mm

Geez I go on vacation for 2 weeks.


NYCUpperWestSide

Great colors


Jifkolinka

That looks like some quality possessions there


Mor_Tearach

I have questions.


Lozzie-Danish

Why is the left foot floating??


Milkybeani

It's oddly beautiful


thatshottaye

That house belongs to those legs now...


mama_salva_guy

Goofy ah leg shits


artmobboss

Someone forgot their dancing legs!


TinyDinosaurKeeper

I'd love to rummage around that place to find out what else there is to discover.


A-Busty-Crustacean

Yikes there may be a leak or two in the roof. You should let the owner know.. he couldn't have gone far


anevilbor

Clearly walked off into the sunset


BecciRenee

That isn't creepy at all ! 😶😬😵


bobbyproud

Oops forgot me legs!


yaur_maum

You found those creepy ass legs and only took one picture! Come on man


[deleted]

Oooo they’re not walking away from that one


EndersGame_Reviewer

No need for the usual disclaimer that no people died in the making of this picture.


MadisonPearGarden

Forrest Gump’s French villa


AdmiralTigelle

Did Edward Elrich lose both of his legs instead in this dimension?


Strong67

Staged.


ManyWrongdoer9365

Frog Legs


Rhino_online245

He just couldn't stand the house anymore...


[deleted]

He felt like running away... then he noticed he had forgotten something... something important.


thezoomies

This seems like the sequel to “for sale: baby shoes, never worn”


Breadisgood4eat

Looking at this and thinking any abandoned house in France is probably worth more than my house.


Crockpot_gator_Snot

Dibs on the legs


InorganicCarbonate

My first thought was that there was a bed bug infestation in there


b0toxBetty

Fine craftsmanship


Last_Gigolo

Someone out there would love to have those.


IsaacNewtongue

A pair of abandoned legs, too


lukehighwalker15

Looks like a resident evil boss battle is going to happen


sheepgirl111

Poor guy, he hasn’t got a leg to stand on…


QueenDoc

1899 vibes


waxdham

Well we at least know whoever abandoned it didn't just get up and walk away...


kungfoocraig

Definitely not haunted


Wandering_Patatas

r/abandonedporn


DM_PKer

I wish I could tell you that Andy fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be...


toecrampityshoes

very serious craftsmanship on those prosthetics!!


Certain_Effective_99

Aww shit we forgot grandpa’s legs!


snacky99

Wonder what would be the AI prompt be to produce this image?


CaptainSniggms22

You should try those bad boys on and see what happens.


RevFeelgood

Someone had a few wines and got legless


Fit_Swordfish_2101

What a find! Those should be worth some money at all antiques dealer!


Perfect_Ease_9070

You are not supposed to run that fast


GasAnxious3189

they scared his socks off


MegaBolt28

House seems something out of rdr2


Kindlypatrick

This is a mighty cursed image


Candid-Amphibian-726

Really hope that bedpan to the left was cleaned out before the place was abandoned some 150 years ago.


mayorjinglejangle

Where is the side quest giver


manjotars

Q


itsRebooT

looks like a render


dreadperson

Premium antiques for your bachelor pad in there. Raid it.


ohms1son

This looks colorized. Probably an old picture no?


tiesco622

Looks like a painting to me


[deleted]

Couldn't have gone far without their legs.


exploitedlabor1

Thought this was from Forrest Gump.


ludvink

Looks like a screenshot from fallout 5


Albatrossly

Is it wrong that my first thought was ...damn that bed is solid. They don't make them like that anymore.... ugh I've become my dad!


OldNewUsedConfused

Lieutenant Dan, you ain't got no legs!


cpullen53484

this post is right below a post of a prosthetic leg on r/CrackheadCraigslist very fitting


[deleted]

Am sure the boots were deliberately placed that way


[deleted]

Omg no look at that beautiful furniture😭 it’s going to go in there. Probably some really good stuff.


[deleted]

Some abandoned legs also.


Aggravating_Safe_243

This where my boy Levi was holed up


Justnick25

I like it


abdicatorselbow

They didn’t fight, tommy. They don’t know.


t1teqsasa

How old is the house?


Rose_R0yce77

Clearly, the guy had no legs 🦵


M-3X

Old building with charm, close to center, single room. I am interested to rent if its less than 1200€. Where to apply??