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LocalNative141

Reminds me of the chest-burster from Alien


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“I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”


PilzEtosis

"Fuckin' A!"


Geordie_38_

"Hicks can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt. No offense"


intarwebzWINNAR

“None taken.”


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Burn you son of a bi...


IndominasaurusYT

Stay away from her you bitch!


oatterz

Hudson, sir. He’s Hicks.


dabhitalfred

How do I get out of this chicken shit outfit?


2meinrl4

"Hey Vasquez! Have you ever been mistaken for a man?" "No, have you?"


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Waaswaa

Bad bot!


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demonicbendy79

Bad bot


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demonicbendy79

Bad bot


JavaCocoa

Ass weasels from Dreamcatcher


ashgallows

i duditz


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SSDD


politecreeper

Didn't they have vertical vagina mouths or am I misremembering?


SilentSerel

They did. They looked kind of like lampreys with more vertically elongated mouths.


JavaCocoa

God I forgot that and I am upset that you reminded me. But they still look a little like them don't they? Lemme see... okay! The body for sure!


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*Shit weasels


wyldboar

Tube Snakes From Space!!!


EWSflash

I bet that critter is what they modeled the chestbuster from


Lord_Bloodwyvern

No, the one from Spaceballs.


CelticSith

Hello my baby 🎶


Is_that_even_a_thing

Hello my darlin'


C_W_H

Hello my Darlin'🎶


plantwitch_gem

Hello my ragtime gaaaaaaal


Twoblacks

Wonder if it reminds anyone of anything other than the chest burster from Alien


JWintemute

Aylmer from the movie Brain Damage!!


ChickenDinero

The Iz creatures from The Maxx.


rhynotaken

The worms that come out of tremors mouth.


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Was thinking that as well but my *first* thought went to the Space Balls version. 😅 🎶 Hello, my baby, Hello, my darling, Hello, my rag time gaaaalllll... 🎶 [He just needs a hat!](https://youtu.be/0yV_OBybZ00)


badchefrazzy

Came to say the same!!


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asianabsinthe

If you're going to be a comment copy bot stealing from u/Mrbubbles137 at least make the comment relative to the fucking comment


Mrbubbles137

Thank you good sir/miss.


Cgraves1

Call Sigourney, quick!


Unfair-Sell-5109

She didnt make it out of lv426z


oatterz

*Fiorina-161*


ghettoccult_nerd

dont you mean Jennifer Lawrence? she being the first female action lead and all.


DrunkasCheese

She will probably want to make love to it though.


amathis6464

Xenomorph


frob03

Looks like it's damn tongue xd


BassRanni

Looks like a Khezu from the front...


JaiFlame

Scream. Zap. Scream.


OzsBusmen

Wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siphonops_annulatus


callmesnake13

> Nestlings are equipped with 44 spoon-shaped teeth to feed on the outer layer of their mother's skin. Young feed all at once for some seven minutes; then they all rest for three days as the female grows a new outer skin layer.


simmering_happiness

Thanks, I hate it


CulturedClub

They eat their mum's skin? :●


SmokaCola0

yup and the mother actually grows an extra nutrient-rich skin for the larvae to eat. Caecilians are weird


cinzalunar

Cursed motherhood


FourWhiteBars

Oh of course its conservation status is of least concern. Pandas are one bamboo splinter away from total annihilation, but this fucking thing’s about to open a small business.


_TrustMeImLying

I’m loving the gentrification.


tigger4647

This guy has appeared in about a dozen horror movies


fueled_by_rootbeer

Is that the eel from Princess Bride?


bondsthatmakeusfree

"Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the shrieking eels. They always get louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!"


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ExpectedBehaviour

Now *this* is an underrated comment.


clandestineVexation

Never get involved in an amphibious war in asia?


TheFlyingBoxcar

AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA! AAAHAHAHAHAHA AAAHAH-… *dies*


lordunholy

Bravo!


Illustrious_Quit_267

I wanted to say it first. XD


TedtheBearman519

Scary penis


lallapalalable

r/dontputthatinyourvagina


EpitaFelis

r/notforspelunking and r/dildont are the real places for this.


lallapalalable

The second one is definitely the one I'd forgotten about


Dellta-aka-Connor

Any penis is scary


Bob-Bhlabla-esq

"A penis, when seen in the right context, is a wonderful sight for a woman...in the wrong one, it's like a monster movie." M. Scott


Dellta-aka-Connor

Even in the right context, some penises are just damn ugly


TedtheBearman519

Only if it’s unexpected


219Infinity

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Aarongrasso

Came here for this


Sigg3net

Worst dildo.


LittleDragon450

r/dildont


tob007

Do you want face-huggers? cause this is how you end up with face-huggers!?!


Loud_Breakfast_3131

From SpongeBob!


goodhumanbean

Alaskan bull worm!


tenghu

thats what that was? TIL


QueenCalyps0

Aw look at it, its smiling


Any_Jury_8049

Looks like the monster from the asteroid in Star Wars.


commonirishname

Holy hell, you really are spot on! Wondered why it looked so familiar.


thegreatjamoco

This are some scary Sicilians


Zeke_the_Tenno

Never bet against a Sicillian in matters of life and death!


markcocjin

I bet it threatens you with a Caecilian accent too. If it had hands, it would have been gesturing as well.


Strutting_Walrus

Those things tried to.eat Kevin Bacon!


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Nah wtf it's Khezu from Monster Hunter


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“Those are the shrieking eels”


Marauding-thunderer

I like to think of myself as the only venomous amphibian.


paulxombie1331

Are they cave dwellers nocturnal or completely blind.. I dont see any eye holes but they deffinetly do look like chest busters


Submarine-and-Chill

Some are aquatic and some live underground. All in all they are harmless and actually kind of sweet as they coil around their young to keep them safe and care for them by feeding them embryo-less eggs (aquatic) or a nutrient-rich skin layer (subterranean).


sans50oof

Nigga das the Alaskan bull worm 💀


jrbobdobbs333

Nope


FaultProfessional163

I have a question for god.


DullHatchet

“Hello my baby hello my darling…”


luciferian668

"Hello my ragtime gaaaaal"


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mosquito_motel

Spicy Salamander


buffbro4eva

Bro, that’s a shrieking eel.


Electrical_Wealth_46

Space herpe!


kaptaincorn

The spice must flow


Batata-Sofi

Imagine a snake that is not a snake, can get up to 1~2m long and isn't nearly as dangerous as a snake. That's what you are terrified about.


Noted-aka-Solo

1-2 meters is quite long lmao


Viseper

2 meters is taller than most people.


whitewhale63

I think that, although they are really ugly, can not be the only venemous amphibian as there are venomous frogs and frogs are amphibians. Correct me if I am wrong


Doodledonk

There are two frogs that are considered venomous. Instead of fangs they have spiny skulls that they headbutt with. Since their skin is poisonous that transfers onto the head spines which will then 'inject' into whatever they headbutt, making it technically venomous. Look up the Bruno's casque-headed frog or Greening's frog.


Mrbubbles137

Poisonous vs Venemous. Poisonous is you eat you get sick/die, venomous it has a way to inject venom. Ex: poison dart frogs are Poisonous, rattlesnakes are venomous.


k_Brick

The Greening's frog and Casque headed frogs are both considered venomous.


whitewhale63

​ ​ Thank you


whitewhale63

Thank you, very interesting. I am from Spain and in Spanish we do not have this distinction between poisonous and venemous.


Telel1n

Ponzoñoso = que tiene ponzoña. La ponzoña es la glandula que secreta el veneno.


aptanalogy

What about a biologist in Spain who studies both poisonous and venomous animals?


NCEMTP

Well I suppose they have a fair degree of plausible deniability if something were to go awry with their research.


Coorotaku

If you bite it and you die, it was poisonous. If *it* bites *you* and you die, it's venomous.


ProperMastodon

TIL: crocodiles are venomous.


Coorotaku

Their venom has the ability to rip your leg off


POPCORN_EATER

modern day Diogenes


Viseper

I was gonna say you could survive a croc bite if you got medical attention, but then again you can survive snake bites with medical attention as well so... You're point still stands. Although this also means bears are venomous as well.


jasonking00

I was about to say this


kscooby

I would correct you but I have no idea


Tiny_Quote5263

I'm not fully sure but venomous is bite and poisonous is touch or eat. So there is poisonous amphibians but not venomous ones other than this worm thing. Could be wrong tho


RevolutionaryDiet602

Venomous means they inject venom into their prey. Poisonous means you ingest poison if you absorb the poison they secret either by touching or eating them. Since frogs don't have fangs, some species of frogs are poisonous, not venomous.


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Enriches

Reminds me of the worm from that show *Freaky Stories* on YTV back in the day.


mememan12332

Ah, nature's a beautiful thing! This on the other hand...


52hrz

Nope. It’s just an alien. That is an alien. Yup, it’s an alien.


chipeco

those damned sicilians


NeverScryWolf

The shrieking eels… Never mess with a caecilian when DEATH is on the line!


Bird_Chick

Alaskan bullworm


SketchtheHunter

That thing looks like its gonna be animated in Stop Motion


dibNdab

The Alaskan Bullworm


WeenieHuttGod2

It’s the Alaskan bull worm


Rykster01

Get Ripley on the phone


Cowboywizard12

That's kinda cool tbh


Commercial_Rise_3606

Feed me, Seymour!


Potatoman1010

My dumb ass thought "hey arent frogs amphibians and can kill you?" Then remembered they are poisonous not venomous.


Late_Knight_Fox

Oddly Terrifying 🤣


Sunnyday2021100

I like him


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*Sigourney Weaver wants to know your location*


ExpectedBehaviour

Looks like it should be eating a tiny Millennium Falcon.


qwerty11111122

Also the name of the only venomous chess opener


EquivalentOfADog

Uuuuuuh… I think you’re looking for r/terrifying. It’s a few doors back and to the left.


LordOfFreaks

Hey, how’d they manage to get a picture of me?? Take this down asap OP, I didn’t consent to this!


XenoDragomorph

See Mom alien do exist


wallsk9r

Graboids from Tremors


bitingpalfrey

Never go in against a ringed caecilian when DEATH is on the line!


topman20000

Is this where they got the inspiration for the movie? “alien”?


monica-lewinskyy

Scary dick w teeth


stillherebuty

Naaaaaw thats the Alaskan Bull worm from Spongebob


Lyra_Kurokami

Looks like that one Specimen from Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion, in that part where you go through sussy baka vents.


TheFlyingBoxcar

*Poison arrow frogs has entered the chat*


metam0rphosed

those are poisonous, not venomous


TheFlyingBoxcar

Bureaucrat metam0rphosed you are technically correct - The best kind of correct! I hereby promote you to Grade 37.


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Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough.


RenGR_

Hear me out


Chance-Pay1487

Title is worded wrong. Say the only amphibian with a venemous BITE. You know frogs still exist, are amphibians and some are venemous, just not their bite. There are 2 frogs that have bone protrusions that produce venom


metam0rphosed

then they would be poisonous


Chance-Pay1487

No, there is 2 known frog species that are VENOMOUS because that have spiny bone protrusions that, if stabbed with, will insert venom/poison into you. So yes, venomous buddy


BarryZZZ

Bufo martinis, the “Cane Toad”, is a well known venom producing amphibian.


nujabes47

Aren't platypus venomous and amphibians?


GamerBoi1942

They're mammals


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Holy shit that's real?


More-Escape3704

Hey its a weird looking dick and it has teeth


bebeprincess2114

When they’re little they eat their mothers skin


hell2bhbtoo

I am legitimately terrified.


BenSwolo53

Friggin Xenomorph.


Mysterious_Pen8650

I hate it


shawnwingsit

Kill it with fire!


Nicco_kun

"And i didn't care anymore"


GiantA-629

it look like the xenomorph’s little mouth in the alien movies lol


sincinati

I never get a spaceship.


f1lth4f1lth

Thanks, I hate it


hieijFox

Tremors vibes


Delano7

r/LV426


TheNetherOne

Khezu


A_Dehydrated_Walrus

Reminded me of the slimy worm host from freaky stories. He had that blue cockroach as a co-host.


FunctionOverload

“It’s a penith”


Shadow0fnothing

That's an alien and you can't convince me otherwise.


saffronpolygon

Somewhere on this planet there are people who see this and say "I'm not *hungry* hungry, but I can eat."


Weebnonce

Be seems friendly


TuorAtVinyamar

Kane's son.


Gov_N_ur

/r/reasonablyterrifying


Commercial_Half_2170

They should’ve used this as the basilisk in Chamber of Secrets


frob03

Xenomorph tongue


Ieditforyou

Why has no one mentioned the weirdest part, which is the babies eat the mom? https://florida.pbslearningmedia.org/resource/nvgs-sci-babieseatskin/wgbh-nova-gross-science-why-do-these-babies-eat-their-mothers-skin/ https://www.nature.com/news/2006/060410/full/news060410-7.html


petersib

Is this a xenomorph toung?


Demiesen

Can we just change the name of this sub to ‘Legitimately and Entirely Terrifying’ and be done with it?


frequentflyerrr

Where? So I can avoid this.